Saturday Night at SeaView and Rattlesnake
Arrived at "Mariner Club/Bar" in back of SeaView hotel around 1030pm. Its been a while since I was there. Even though the fantastic Pilipino band still plays there, I was disappointed in their lack of enthusiasm. Maybe the downturn in the economy has taken some of the glitter from their performance.
The SeaView is almost entirely a Filly bar, with a spattering of PRC and a few African girls. Good ratio of girls to guys (about 3:1), but no stunners were to be seen. Most were squatty and average at best. After getting harassed by a rather homely PRC girl who was in my face the entire time while I tried to drink a beer and watch the band, I decided to leave for the Rattlesnake club. All in all, I was disappointed in SeaView this time around.
Arrived at the Rattlesnake club behind the Metropolitan Hotel around midnight. Plenty of WG in the terrace area outside at the bar to avoid entry charges. Paid my 50dh to get inside (includes one drink). A good variety of mostly non-aggressive WGs inside. Several stunners. Mostly Stanny with a spattering of African, and a few Asians. Got a tip from the forum to go straight up the stairs upon entry. Passing thru the pool table area, and down the steps to the far side of the bar for a good reconnaissance position. Made several passes through when a beautiful Kazakhstan girl caught my eye. Told her she won the prize for the cutest girl in the club & offered to buy her a drink. Nice conversation with her and several of her friends/roommates. But figured she was out of my league. Usually Stannies are nice looking, but expensive, and often have the personality of Vladimir Putin.
Decided to say goodbye and leave alone when her friend said "What?! You leave without my friend? She's not expensive. Only 600 dh. Whoa! Couldn't pass on that deal. She was in her mid 20's. 30 years younger than me. Off we go to my hotel in city center.
Turned out she was a perfect gem. Quiet personality and stunning looks and body. I give her a 10/10 for GFE. Very passionate, energetic love making with DBJ, DATY, and oh so tender kissing. She wound up staying til late the next afternoon and slept like a baby next to me. Ordered room service breakfast the next morning. Cuddled, kissed, made love again. She never asked for $$$, which was nice. I think she appreciated me treating her respectfully with the tender touch.
Every once in a while, you find a diamond in the rough!
Good times in Dubai prt 1
Its been a couple long weeks in Dubai. Stuck in a red hotel and working my ass off it was time to get out.
Chatting with a few from FH I finally get out meet up with Steemer and Jake993 for a quick drink and run and pick up FH # 1 aka the stalker. (Yeah I know Steamer but it keeps getting worse) FH # 1 does not want to do anything but go back to my place and cuddle or at least that what she says. I checked into Le Meridian so if she was not putting out I could walk over to Jules. We get inside and I'm hungry so we order some room service. As soon as I hang the phone up we are all over each other, had been about a month without so I was ready. DFK and her panties are soaked. DATY then BBBJ and it was on. Went through several positions and she is a screamer. Not sure if he waited for the noise to die down but as soon as we are done room service arrives. A bottle of white arrives with dinner, we eat and drink she is hammered after 1 glass so I finish the bottle. Hit it one more time at night and twice in the morning before we check out at noon. At least 25 sms per day ever since.
FH # 2 we chat for about a week and she wants to meet for dinner. I pick her up at work and holy fuck. Her looks are so much better than the pictures I had seen. She has the face of an angle. She is about 5'3" and slim. We go out to eat and drink and get pretty lit. I told her I wish she could come back to my place but it's not allowed. She says she bets we can get in which was the clue I was going to nail it one way or another. Go back to my red hotel and get caught so we jump in a taxi and I call my new found friend Steamer who comes through with a green place to stay. We stop along the way to get some condoms, toothbrush, etc.. Arrive 4 points Sheraton check in no problems and off we go. She told me about her son so I was not expecting anything too great when the cloths came off. Nice body but the tits gone south just a little. We take a shower and I get a BBBJ there which she really knew how to work it. Get to bed DFK and more BBBJ. Next was a very long DATY session. She cums twice and I get really worked up so it’s followed by a really quick pounding in mish which thank god its long enough for her to cum again but I pop really quick. Off to shower again and she work on me more and off to the races. Every position I can think of we go through and its very passionate. Great girl. Hit it once again in the morning before I take her to home then off to work.
Both these girls were on the rebound from break ups.
Now I know where all the cyclone girls went...
well before i go on with the topic of this post...one minor update...normally doc pulls a doc over himself while out picking up a girl. this time at broadway i pulled a wise one on doc and actually kept my cool and achieved my target but then fate pulled a doc over me as i was all set to call in and arrange my hot date with the all services turkish hottie. the shag pad i was supposed to use ( a friend's lovely spare condo) had some guests staying in it who were flying out that evening but guess what, one of them broke his leg and they've extended their stay for another ten days!!!!
i am not getting a hotel!!! instead i'll save two night's hotel rent and utilize it on the two slim hotties i spotted at broadway...enough said
(i've passed on the turkish hottie's number to a couple of members...so we should hopefully get some reviews on her soon otherwise expect one from me as soon as i have sampled) piper thanks for the tip...but i loved her attitude, the face and the all services fact so i don't really mind what her nationality is...but since i do understand a few words of turkish i'll find out nevertheless :)...just like we all love indians/pakis (well some of us do) but an indianisque russly, filly or an iranian will serve as well :p
well plans spoiled but i actually liked the fact that going to broadway brought me back in the rhythm. so keeping my momentum going and to test my newly found confidence and smoothness, i on the spur of the moment decided to hit rattlesnake yesterday...just as a recon visit.
tuesday - rattlesnake - 10:30 to 1:30
hmmm paid my 50 aed, got my strap on (no not that kind), now this is one thing i like about the rattler, no stamps therefore no evidence where you've been to. wooden deck empty, well it is 10:30...i stepped in and whoosh...blaring loud music from the band. but not bad, the band actually sounded good. okay time to make a round.
hmmmm (again), more females, less males, but there actually was a lot of breathing space and moving space. good i like it. but wtf....i was hoping the average age in the place would be lowered this time as compared to the last time i came in here around 2 months ago but no this place was again full of really old girls. 2 africans, majority prcs and a handful of cis and all of them old, fat and old and fat.
yes there were some stunners but they were in the prc category. took a quick round of the place and this time i impressively managed to walk to the 'other side' of the dance floor with ease. nothing to see there, so came back. took my drink and stood to one side and started my scanning.
a very nice looking prc in yellow, okay rack, but nice figure but i wasn't here to fill my data base with prcs so no interest in approaching her. but since there wasn't any good bods to look at so decided to fill myself up with pure sexually gratifying images of her in my mind. apparently, a guy next to me beckoned her over and she came...up close...nah man the age showed.
okay look somewhere else, two incredibly hot looking prcs, one must be 5'7" with dolly parton breasts and a dolly parton waist (and hence the famous saying that nothing grows underneath a shade), the tightest little pink dress that money can buy which was only covering her from the tips of her nipps to the lower cups of her butts...man she was hot...but once the eyes adjusted to her face...man she was dolly parton's twin sister 'xcept she must have been born in china and at the same time (that's what a twin is duh!)...man she looked old and her facial skin was tighter than her dress (you can tell when a woman's skin has been stretched to make her look younger)...oh well let's look at the one next to her.
now the one next to her (wearing florescent green top) was easily touching 6 with heels on, amazing figure, very nice face, rack if not to match then atleast to compete with ms. cholly parton, slim long legs that last for miles and miles...overall a lister...ah how i miss cyclone :(...it was a pure cyclone moment i tell you. but you know looking at her i could sense that somehting wasn't right...kept staring at her but couldn't figure out what, but something was definetly wrong...
saw another cutie standing right at the beginning of the raised seating area...played eye based hide n seek with her for a couple of minutes, yup she was concentrating on me alright, tried to measure her up by entering the seating area, cis, dressed in black, she seemed okay, rack didn't seem anything to write home about but overall looked nice and had a very nice innocent next door girl face (now i like that). so stood by a couch, seemingly enjoying the band, and giving sideways look to the girl. hmmm okay time to collect a number. ciggy almost finished, being the gentleman i am didn't want to stub it on the floor, so walked to the nearest table and put it out elegantly in the ashtray, turned back and a chinese man was talking to her. oh ok...i'll wait but what the hell, a waiter apparently had blocked my parking place. i tried to squeeze myself in, and he looked at me with the most obvious 'wtf' face he could put on. i told him i want to stand here to which he rudely replied "vip seating area only" oh ok..."i maybe an idiot but not a very idiot person" and i walked off.
a little ticked off, i decided to head out and get some fresh air on the wooden deck. saw the tall prc on the way out, still couldn't figure out what is wrong with her, was still tempted though to approach her but then "my mama said that never take a risk with a really tall oriental sister, cause she may turn out to be her long lost oriental brother" so remembering these wise words, i moved out.
the deck was again empty, so i took the first table and sat down positioning myself strategically so i could see the talent walking in. interesting, this time around i saw tons of girls hanging out in the lawn bar...maybe avoiding the 50 aed fee...hmmm...interesting interesting, more girls outside than inside... while i was pondering this, two cis looking babes came and sat down with me. one opposite me, slim but plain jane and the other...well before i could observe her, she put her arm around me and asked me where i am from...i looked at her...gorgeous indianesque looking face, lovely bj lips, and rack that went on for miles and you could tell that the rack was pure juicy meat and not loosy loosy fat...but below those jugs, everything went wrong. she had a tum tum to match and an ass (which i witnessed later) which was directly proportionally to the tummy. if i took her picture, and cut her from below the breasts and above her thighs and turned the pic upside down, you will not be able to recognize her ass from her tum tum which is more like an african drum drum. and guys we are talking about a serious ass here...i mean could actually lose my way inside that ass...
well moving on...since i was not doing anything, i decided to chat up the girls and so we kept on chatting for the next half an hour or so (made it really clear to them both in the beginning that i am not picking up any girl tonight). both were actually pretty nice girls and we all enjoyed each other's company (confidence and smoothness level rose a couple of points). the plain jane was from turkministan and it was her first month here. the fat one was half iranian and half turkministani (she left iran when her dad died when she was ten). been here for 5 years now.
i got some nice valuable info out from them including the pick up point in the palm and where to get iranian girls ( i love iranian girls as they give iranian sex = all services).
well after a good chatting session and a couple of laughs, we all headed inside. inside the scene had detoriated, more of the old and fat ones inside. place was getting packed. damn i had been here for over an hour and not even one girl who i wanted to get a number of. now those of you who've read my reports, know how easily i go bonkers over multiple girls...
well made my way to the dance floor, and parked myself neatly at the entrance to the floor and decided to enjoy the band. the band was playing a lot of queen by now and they were quite good, so i really enjoyed there. two white blokes (both bald and wearing white shirts) and apparently quite high decided to go all beserk on the floor and put up a show as to what not to do on a dance floor. if it was anyone of you guys...thanks i really enjoyed watching you all trippy on the floor...
just them i felt a hand up my crotch and a body pressing behind me...i turned around and a young cis looking girl was almost all over me. to describe her...well she must have been 5'5", black curly hair (but heavily sprayed on with that shiney sparklng make up stuff in it), a mid size but a very meaty rack, stocky around the waist and a decent ass. face was good (below 7 in my books) but definitely a face that says f*ck me all night long. okay now we are getting someplace, if this was a picking night, i would maybe not have approached her, but on her attitude (so far) and the overall package i would have. so under the blaring 'we are the champions' i decided to shift to next gear this woman. her name sounded like jamila with an extra ma at the end, i asked her twice but couldn't get her (she had that shrill nasal sorta voice) and she turned out pure iranian. now this rang bells of joy in my mind...so i confirmed with her about 'iranian sex' and she said yes...yippeeeee...yes i am the champion...but not for long because she wanted me to take her out tonight and wouldn't give me her number. so after 5 minutes of insistance on both our parts, negotiations failed and she moved on and i went back to listening to the band and watching the two guys now pretending to be the reincarnations of freddy mercury.
man i must say, i have said it before and i will say it again, why does the band always have the best looking girl in the house. i am sure most of you visiting rattler must have spotted her...the bronze filly with the curly brown hair...man i fell in love with her...now that is the kind of oriental that sweeps me off my feet....where can i get some one like her?????
band went off, rattler was packed like crazy by now, so decided to head out again for more fresh air. deck was full by now...but nothing great to report about. although one thing though, there was this good looking tall cis, young dressed in sporty white (didn't sweep me off my feet, but still good looking from all standards) and perhaps the most noticiable cis in the club, was constantly making rounds, in and out, in and out, i saw a lot of guys approach her but she was still there when i had left at 1:30.
in again, found a quite open space bang opposite the door, on the bar, so i parked my self there. hmmm the ms. cholly parton was opposite me, now funny how women grow on you, she started growing on me, suddenly, her stretched skin started glowing and from the perception of man she's old, she suddenly fell down in the sexy 'auntie i'd like to shag' category...wow so what if she is a little old....look at that body, look at the way she moves, wiggles her torso and that ass...and with elegance. yup that woman despite how skimpily she was dressed was all about elegance. well she must be expensive (the same thoughts that a fellow member had experienced a few posts below), no harm in letting her grow on you more, so kept on observing her, when a very old slim blonde started to market her self to me. she came and stood right in front of me, her hips almost touching my crotch. and for the next ten minutes i was literally snorting blonde hair...i am still pulling out blonde hair from my nose as i write this report.
in a filled rattler, i had a good parking spot, i was not letting it go...and finally i won...whenever that blonde looked back to make eye contact i used to start staring at the wall (common sense would say that i should have just asked her to move but then i guess secretly i was also enjoying the attention). so she eventually moved to the side. hmmm by this time cholly parton was joined by 'ms. tall sexy prc with something definitely wong' again i got distracted in trying to figure out what is wrong with her...guys kept on approaching both of them but i guess negotiations failed as both of them were still there when i left. i decided not to approach cholly for her number for the couple of reasons:
- she grew on me and i was looking for the girls which instantly make me go wow...i was not picking up and was only collecting numbers of those who i will call over by foregoing a visit to the bar (which i love).
- i decided that i was hot on her for the moment...and i came up with a new and i must say an unlike doc and more like 11b qualifier...'will i visit this bar again for this girl specifically?' and the answer came as no.
- i already had 3 numbers to go through and at the rate that i am playing it will be quite some time before i will go through all three of them.
- inside rattler it's quite difficult to chat up a girl during peak times, find out the menu, and then explain to her that you can't take her tonight and then extract the number especially if she is standing in the middle and ms. cholly made sure that she stood in the middle.
so after evaluation, i did not approach her and do not regret it.
finally decided to leave my parking spot, and fight my way through to check out any good stuff on the 'other side' of the floor (as i had spotted through a filter of blonde hair some potential stunners walking that side), hmmm nothing great...made my way back...got scratched twice by a fat african on my arms who tried to get my attention each time i passed her.
my conclusion...i somehow appeal to iranians (2 approaches so far) and fat africans (once here and once before in york)...go figure... so future tip, avoid places with fat africans but iranian club...here i come....your supernova cassanova is coming babes...
this time i parked myself next to the stairs. the one i had let go in the vip area passed by me on the way to the ladies room...good thing i passed her as when i saw her back...man she had her ass in her knees (not drooping ass but just strangely built, long long torso, and very short legs), saw a girl near the door (i had spotted her earlier also) who fit the description of 'piper's manthing'...not only can she really pass of as a man but she has blood in her eyes...would be scared like hell, if i woke up in the middle of the night and find her sitting next to me staring at me with those eyes....something definetly wrong with her...although in first glance she actually looks like a cute spinner.
then i saw her, man she was very very very cute...a cis with built and face of an angel....i mean the words of piper...she was like someone's sister...i kept staring at her and when she smiled it was like as if i was lifted out of a pick up joint and into someone's house...wow....slim body (but no curves...like a straight plank) but that face was inciable (is that how you write it in french), and with a face like that you actually want a non pro body, so she was perfect. dressed very soberly in white and over all wow...her i had to have. some flirting around with the eyes and smiles...man she gave me those shy flirty smiles...i swear it was chemistry.
just then i felt as if someone was trying to ejaculate my pinky...wtf...and next to me was this another hot looking babe, trying to get my attention, massive rack, slim waist, nice full ass...nice...but the face was...how do i put it 'slutty' now if i would have seen her 5 minutes ago, i just might have added her to my list and might even have tried for her number...and guess what face was 101% iranian (so my theory is right about iranians digging me), but at that moment, given the choice, between an angel and a ****...i chose the angel. so i politely told her that i am not picking up a girl tonight...to which she replied that i didn't ask you anything...yeah right, you were just rubbing my pinky in the name of science to check whether milk comes out of my fingers or not...well she left.
without wasting another moment, i hopped over to the angel (and yes i would have gone again to rattler for her)...told her what a beautiful smile she had and she blushed....guys she actually blushed...so we chit chatted standing in the middle of rattler. but irony struck...limited menu...cbj only...and possibly no dfk...well hmmm, well angel or no angel, quick comparason...the two stunners from broadway also give cbj but they have bodies i would like to enjoy, here the body is a straight plank (tits were beginning lower in the chest and were a cup so i am assuming that they were thin soxy slabs of meat), the face was awesome but i can't enjoy that...so i gracefully excused myself...
went back to my parking spot, met up with the dance floor iranian, i teased her for not giving me her number to which she again insisted on me taking her tonight...waste of time.
soon headed back home at 1:30...saw a really really beautiful prc...late 20's dressed in all green, amazing curly hair and a beautiful jawline. quite tall but still short enough to a risk with, but she had a guy falling all over her and was treating her neck like a big bar mitzvah...she was trying to get out of his clutches but the guy was stuck to her neck like glue. couldn't stay back as my ride home had arrived outside the hotel, so i left.
on my way out saw 'ms. tall sexy prc with something definitely wong' outside in clear light and finally figured out the problem...she is definetly much older than she looks, has her skin stretched so tightly that it has actually stretched her eyes sideways and thus she how has a wide gap between them...and is sorta made her look from area 51....
well no numbers, but overall satisfied at my composure i went home thinking about the broadway girls.
verdict:
i now know where cyclone girls went...they came to rattler and they are still here 5 years later and have turned all old and fat...so the rattler is like a graveyard of cyclone a listers...now i might offend some rattler lovers but i am calling it the way i saw it....out of possibly over 50 plus cis only 4 or 5 were young and smart. most of the girls including prcs were old. and you could tell that most of these oldies would have been guarenteed a listers in their prime, unlike the oldies at broadway (who were it seems were born that way)...but nevertheless they are way over thier prime.
broadway and regal are my safe hunting ground (atleast for cis)....confirmed...
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