Melbourne

In my local free paper I see in the back pages advertised the $25 Relaxation and have been seeing this advertised for longer than I can remember. Today I thought I would give them a call and ask what am I getting for my $25. The Asian lady explains its just a 5 minute hand relief but she recommended that I stay for 30 minutes to get a better service. I thought why not go suss it out and I will make the decision once I see the provider. So I turn up to the address and its quite a weird set up of what seems to be budget accommodation mixed with some commercial property offices. I press the door bell and stand there for a few minutes waiting for someone to answer the door, I can hear an Asian lady going off on the phone and eventually I'm greeted at the door by a separate person for the other one is still ranting. I'm escorted to an awaiting room and already have a feeling that I'm not going to get value for money so opted for the $25 option and cut my losses. I'm advised to drop the strides as she walks back out the room, I sit and wait a further 5 minutes which felt like an eternity. For what reason I have no idea because there were no other punters there. At long last she comes back in the room and all of a sudden her grasp of English has diminished and point blank refused to engage in any conversation there after. Weird. So she makes a start with a single hand action on the old fella without any comprehension that the second hand could be put to good use with "I don't know, a little ball tickle or some other type of stimulation" it was horrible, I had to close my eyes and try my best to imagine a young nude perky breasted China doll was going to town on me. After a few minutes I must have conjured up enough happy thoughts to get me across the line but it was an effort especially with the half ass effort she was giving with her limp wrist, then at the end she just squeezed the old fella like to keep it all in OMG! I know this is bad but I never caught her name as for the conversation was a non event. She would have been in her mid to late 40's and from what I could tell would have had a reasonable body under those clothes. Seeing I only outplayed $25 I didn't even attempt to touch her. WIR No, but if you want a quick release for little money. It is an outlet, not necessarily a good one but at least its an outlet. I know most people will think "What do you expect for that money" I share that thought but they should use that service to tempt further business and lure punters back to experience more expensive services. Though most people on this forum would be aware of this establishment but if you don't just google "Massage Techno Park Drive Williamstown" and you will be on your way if you so desire.

Happy tramping.

Recon

I thought I would try this place out the other day. Was greeted with somewhat apprhension and i was then told that the very nice girl is busy and was lead to another massage room to wait. As I was standing there I could see something moving around behind the table and the drapped towel and to my suprise it was a dog. I swiftly told the mam that I couldn't wait so I swiftly made my exit. It must say something for this place and the hygenic state that its kept in when you have animals in massage rooms.

[QUOTE=Rangler;1745163]I thought I would try this place out the other day. Was greeted with somewhat apprhension and i was then told that the very nice girl is busy and was lead to another massage room to wait. As I was standing there I could see something moving around behind the table and the drapped towel and to my suprise it was a dog. I swiftly told the mam that I couldn't wait so I swiftly made my exit. It must say something for this place and the hygenic state that its kept in when you have animals in massage rooms.[/QUOTE]So you don't think that human beings are animals too?

[QUOTE=AussieJoe;1745268]So you don't think that human beings are animals too?[/QUOTE]You could label some as animals.

Would you be content to put your face down on towel where a dog might have been.

[QUOTE=Rangler;1746477]You could label some as animals.

Would you be content to put your face down on towel where a dog might have been.[/QUOTE]No, but I wouldn't be content to put my face down on the same towel as another guy had put his face on either!

Dogs aren't inherently more dirty than humans, unless you happen to think like Muslim people think!

Hey all,

I just got into Melbourne about three weeks ago and I'm looking to get the lay of the land.

I've punted before in Hong Kong and mainland China. In HK you can get a 30-45 minute session with a 20-30 why / o WG for about $75 AUD. Are there any places here in Melbourne with something equivalent? Or maybe a more active forum with info? Would really like some info. Feel free to PM me!

For some reason I turned left at Mirabeal st and parked up. Knock knock on the door and it opens! Said Hello and a hand waves me in with a "Quick ". Door closes and an old bird { With her hand over her face } Says What do you Want. I said a massage. Am I in the right place. Where you hear about this place she said. A friend said I can get massage here with extras, yes? No extra here and pretty much kicked me out the door WTF. Very Cagey. Jumped in the ute and thought bummer. Stopped at the traffic lights outside this house to see mamasan waving at me. Again WTF. Reversed up a bit and pulled into the driveway. Jump out and mamasan guides me in! WTf again! She said " You give no trouble, You look like policeman ". No I'm not policeman, I just want massage and something. Very Very cagey still she intros me to Wee Wee. Yes Wee wee. 40's lady not ugly not pretty really nice body larger bee cups $100 down. Great massage I must say. BBBJ was OK but she kept on spitting as it was getting good. Great covered root. Nice puss muscles. Wee wee is on Mon. Tues. WIR Maybe. Very weird start. Mamma is a very cagey unit indeed. Marlin.

[QUOTE=IAmTrout;1746540]Hey all,

I just got into Melbourne about three weeks ago and I'm looking to get the lay of the land.

I've punted before in Hong Kong and mainland China. In HK you can get a 30-45 minute session with a 20-30 why / o WG for about $75 AUD. Are there any places here in Melbourne with something equivalent? Or maybe a more active forum with info? Would really like some info. Feel free to PM me![/QUOTE]That's not going to happen for those prices in Australia.

[QUOTE=IAmTrout;1746540]Hey all,

I just got into Melbourne about three weeks ago and I'm looking to get the lay of the land.

I've punted before in Hong Kong and mainland China. In HK you can get a 30-45 minute session with a 20-30 why / o WG for about $75 AUD. Are there any places here in Melbourne with something equivalent? Or maybe a more active forum with info? Would really like some info. Feel free to PM me![/QUOTE]The cheapest you're going to get is about $120 for 30 minutes with an Asian WG at a brothel like Westside X. If you RTTF and go back heaps of pages, all the info you ever want is there. The wages and cost of living are more here than in mainland China, so no point in comparing.

Apart from Asian and Russian gangs trying to steal your identity and suck your credit cards dry on CL, you also have to deal with Nigerian scammers trying to develop a longer term relationship with you. They play the long game by developing an emotional relationship over several months, before hitting you with requests for money.

My ad on CL is still getting hits and this is a copy of an email from a Nigerian con artist:

"What a wonderful beginning me finding you, chatting on-line. Thank you.
What more can a woman say to the man who opened his heart to her.
Allowing her to feel the warmth of his friendship across the great distance that separates them?
I live in the USA, I live alone my parents are late I am half American.
And half Asian. My mother was an Asian lady while my father was an.
American. My mother die long before when I was still a little girl.
But I knew my father very much, he died not too long.
I am doing my final year project, I am doing a research on the history.
And origin of slave trade and that brought me down to Badagry in.
Nigeria western Africa.
I am staying at Lagos state University Lodge in Nigeria and will soon.
Be going back home to the USA, I was hoping we can get to see each.
Other and talk for a while. I want to know if you are married or.
Single.
And I hope to read back from you soon. "


The obvious clues giving this con away are:

1. The mere mention of Lagos, Nigeria. Just run!!
2. No salutation used, despite her / him knowing my (false) name.
3. Grammatical errors only a non-native English speaker would make e. g. "my mother die" instead of my mother died. A final year research student would write better in general.
4. I previously told him / her that I'm married, but he / she continues to ask if I'm married. Hence, probably an automated or cut and paste job.
5. An Asian / American girl studying in Nigeria? (WTF?)

[QUOTE=EngineDriver;1746749]The cheapest you're going to get is about $120 for 30 minutes with an Asian WG at a brothel like Westside X. If you RTTF and go back heaps of pages, all the info you ever want is there. The wages and cost of living are more here than in mainland China, so no point in comparing.[/QUOTE]Yeah. Was just wondering if there were any cheaper gems. Oriental Angels has a Before 6 PM special for $80. But they don't mention what it's for or even how long it's for.

Are there any good places for black WG?

Person's Name: Tiffany.

Establishment: Massage.

Date of Visit: 9/7/2015.

Contact Details / Address / Weblink: 630 High Street Preston (there is a tattoo sign on the shop next door).

[URL]http://melbourne.locanto.com.au/ID_173785006/Relaxation-Massage-Free-Hair-cut.html[/URL]

Hours of Business: 10-8 pm.

Rates: $50 half hour includes HJ, $70 nude 30 mins.

Age: 45-50.

Size / shape: Slim to average with "C" cups, but very good looking.

Nationality or Ethnicity: Chinese (Tianjin).

Services Provided: Massage, HJ, nude massage.

Value for money / recommend?: Yes.

My experience / comments: (Please put some effort into this part for all of our readers, a minimum requirement of 25 words or more to get a picture of time spent and experience had.).

One of my regulars works here so thought I would try on a different day. Wednesday. Walked in and she asked for $50 straight off. She is very pretty woman, good figure and so I negotiated a bit for full service but she said no I don't know you so I held off. The locanto ad said $40 so I thought no big deal. It seems if you book an hour for $70 you get a free haircut if you want it. I walked passed the barber chair and into a very small room, (had to turn sideways to get through it) and there was a well appointed massage table.

It was a cold day so she had a ski-parker on and was fully clothed. I stripped off lay on the table and she came in and started work. About 20 minutes into the action she started some ball and tackle action and I got up and flipped. So far I was super impressed with her massage she obviously has done some training. I said how much for extras and she said a HJ is included in the $50. She said nude for $70, but nothing else on offer. I could she she had a decent rack, so when she undressed and took off her bra and dropped her panties I was ready to go and we started the pussy play. She has very nice nipples and as we warmed up she seemed to relax but it took a while. I was enjoying her as she started to get wet and then I finished. All the while she was getting very chatty and she is a very nice woman. She finished the last five minutes with a head massage which I really enjoyed and you should ask for this after getting your HJ or other services its super relaxing. You exit through another door so you don't bump into someone getting a haircut.

WIR. Yes she is good looking even through mature, great rack and very friendly. FS I think is on the cards but I think you have to go a few times.

[QUOTE=IAmTrout;1746763]

Are there any good places for black WG?[/QUOTE]Man, you certainly are seeking some difficult options here. There have been a few Somalian SWs around Dandenong, but not sure if they are still there. If you are new, it's best to stay out of Dandenong as it's not the nicest neighbourhood. I think you are generally in the wrong country for black WGs! LOL. Better to try Italy where there are 100's of new arrivals each month or Sosua in the Dominican Republic. They are more likely to fall within your budget of $75.

Short update.

Went to 586 Highbury Road, Glen / Mount Waverley. Private residence, the new 99 Mount Pleasant Road. Prices are steep. Was told $100 nude. 120 FS.

Also tried out Melinda / Belinda in Chadstone, Caucasian girl who has some rather raunchy ads on L. Nice to chat to, she also does lomi lomi. Prices start at $50 for 15 minutes with HJ.

Went to Carnation today on Murrumbeena Rd. There was a Chubby Chinese Girl, pretty face, mid 25 and massage for an hour 60 $. Good massage and she was not shy to massage close to my private parts and it was sensual with long nice strokes.

At the end, I paid 30 $ extra for a HJ and she told me that girls changes nearly everyday and it was good to spot a place where the women are not old. She was smiling and I received good service. WIR? Yes.