Viagra substitutes and other felonies
First off gentlemen be CAREFUL of any concoction you buy over the counter in the Philippines at mercury drug or any other Pharmacy. Remember there is no such thing as an FDA here and many drugs which are controlled substances in western countries are sold over the counter here. The current hoopla over the so called chinese diet pills are a great example, there are phenmetrazine based and highly addicitve, one of the most damaging drugs one can take.
The spamhog perfers "natures viagra" vs pills of any sort I.E.
Take PLENTY of vitamins especially centrum silver for men and double up on vitamin E, this will increase your testosterone level.
Cut back on your alcohol intake and cigarettes (most guys do the opposite when here and wonder why they can't raise wood the second time around)
Watch your diet and avoid the fried dishes Filipinos love, watch your salt intake and don't over do it, raises your BP. You might even try to lose weight
Exercise, you don't have to go at it like an olympic athlete but try to get out and walk around a bit if that's all you can do. Remember, if you are not used to it, the heat here can be a killer and you can dehydrate, most Hotels of any decent sort have a gym, airconditioned, try going there if you find yourself bored.
I will tell you guys my secret, in addition to the overdose of Vitamin E, I drink a cup of Korean ginsing tea every day, it will work wonders on your willy.
Re getting charged for seducing virgins and any other such violations of the law concerning females. Remember technically a female is under the control of her family (parents) until age 24, thats why you need a permission slip from Mom and dad to marry if shes 23.
ASIDE : I can't for the life of me understand what some of the brethern want with a virgin. Give me a sexualy experienced woman any day.
Of course you can be arrested here for just about anything. IF SOMEBODY REALLY WANTS YOUR ASS THEY CAN CHARGE YOU WITH ANY DAMN THING THEY CAN COME UP WITH. There are some laws on the books that would be laughed out of existance if applied to a filipino but can be enforced with particular relish and enthusiasm towards an offending foreigner coz they want to vaccum your pockets, be prepared to fork over pesos to get your butt out of a jam and hope the other sides honors their part of the "bargain".
Ever hear of "concubinage"???? well having a live in partner is just that. Your wife can also charge you with "adultery" here and arrest you and the bar girl you BF'd ;last night. I know of these laws being enforced on certain foreigners by irate wives or jilted GF's however no one would use them against
a filipino, especially the rich and powerful who keep whole stables of mistrisses.
Spam hog
More on Viagra substitutes
An excellent report from Spam Hog. He makes many good points. I have been using Honeymoon Tea for two years with no side effect at all. Perhaps I should point out that I drink no alcohol nor do I smoke. I also take multi-vitamins, as well as large doses of vitamins E and C every day. My diet largely consists of Rice and vegetables, none of which are fried.
I am diabetic and suffer high blood pressure but it is all controlled. I check my blood pressure at least 4 times each day and it remains like that of a teenager 120/60. It may surprise some that the Filipino Doctors have far exceeded the American Doctors who were unable to control either before I came to the Philippines. My cholesterol, Tryglcerides, blood glucoses and blood pressure are all within healthy range. I only wish I’d been this well at age 50.
I’m not promoting the use of Honeymoon HerbalTea. I’m just passing along information and personal experience which others may or may not choose to explore.
Here are the actual ingredients for Honeymoon HerbalTea contained within each packet. I’ll let others decide for themselves if it might be harmful to them. I can only relate that it has been good for me, I take it every day and at times, 2 to sometimes 3 times each day with no problems. It’s cheap and very available and works amazingly well. I can fuck now as good as when I was age 20.
Ingredients for Honeymoon Herbal Tea
Herbs Epimedu……………….0.525kg
Herbs Cynomoru…………….0.525kg
Woodwardia Japonica…… 0.500g
Fructua Polygacia………… 0.475g
Yang Gong Cao……………..0.425g
Radix Polygacia……………..0.475g
Semen AstragaliComplanti…0.400g
Radix Ginseng……………… 0.400g
Pilose Antler………………… .0.325g
Mining the Online Introduction Boards (Part 2)
It's four weeks and counting for my trip to the Philippines. I thought I would update the situation.
As a recap for those who didn't read my earlier note, I decided this trip to see what could be done via an online introduction board. I chose Cherry Blossoms ([url]www.blossoms.com[/url]) about a month ago. Since then I've been writing to or chatting with a number of girls. Now, a month before the trip, I'm down to five and taking no new applicants. Five girls in two weeks is plenty for this old man.
It's fair to say I'm no supermonger. On two previous trips to the Philippines and Thailand, I've pulled my share from the bars and discos and generally had a good time, but I haven't set any records. Now that I'm in my 60s, I thought it might be fun to experiment with a kinder, gentler ride. Like moving up from a Camaro to a Buick, if you know what I mean.
As things have progressed, I admit to some misgivings. I dropped two girls that seemed most ready to play because they were just too money-hungry, and that's not counting a couple that I didn't even get into it with because they were obviously in the business as opposed to needy. But that leaves me with my five pretty nice girls, all attractive, all at least a little in love with me. I'm going to break at least four hearts, maybe all five. Or so my ego assures me.
That's the advantage of dealing with professionals, I guess. No pain, just business. I'm going to have to be a bit of a cad. Either that or a polygamist. All of this assumes I'm not being deluded, of course. But I'm not entirely stupid, and I don't think so. So here's the cast for my mid-September play. All names are false.
1. Lina (Manila)
Until a couple of days ago, I thought Lina had slipped off the hook. She was one of the first I met but not a voluminous correspondent. She offered to be my tour guide about the second e-mail. But when we discussed taking a trip to Tagaytay and I asked (facetiously, I thought) whether I should reserve one room or two, she said "Well, since you ask, two rooms, please." Bummer.
I wrote back saying I was disappointed and that I had just kind of assumed we were going to spend a fun, sexy trip together. Now what?, I asked. After a pause, she wrote back to say one room would be just fine. So we're back on. Lina said that, having never met, she couldn't guarantee anything but she would try very hard to see that I wasn't disappointed again. Latest word is that she's excited with my hotel selection in Tagaytay and has agreed to meet me at my hotel in Manila the night before we'd leave, bringing her suitcase. I'd say we'll be in bed before we leave on the trip as long as I don't blow it.
Speaking of blowing it, that's one of my biggest reservations about this amateur trip. Somehow I doubt they'll be the kind of girl to gobble on the first date. Or the second. Training would be required, and I don't have that much time.
2. Melissa (Angeles City)
Melissa is really in a different category, as she is a pro. We met nearly two years ago on my first trip to the Philippines. At the time, she was a dancer at Brown Sugar. Now she's a door girl at another bar. We've kept in touch, off and on, since I was there. I sent her a pair of earrings that I bought in Thailand after I left. She might be playing me, but I don't think so. She has never asked for anything except that I not butterfly in front of her in Angeles. That seems fair.
Melissa is in love with me, I'm pretty sure. She doesn't exactly say it, because she doesn't think I'm going to swoop down and carry her away. But she's really looking forward to seeing me again, and our lovemaking will be just that. And if I offered, she'd jump at the chance to get out of the life. But I won't, even though it's tempting, because I don't think you can cure a bar girl after several years in the business.
3. Fannie (Cebu)
Fannie is living in Ozamiz City (Mindanao) with her folks and will come to meet me in Cebu by ferry. I'll pay for the trip and a room for her and her cousin. She is the youngest (20), least experienced and most traditional of the girls. She admits to having "slipped" with her first boyfriend "when she was young" but can't make up her mind what she will do with me. On the other hand, she has made her cousin promise to stay in her room and made it clear that nearly anything else is possible and probable. Hmmm. I wonder how far I can push THAT?
I'm pretty sure I can get Fannie if I want to. The pot is simmering and ready to boil if I turn up the heat. I sent her a romantic, sexy poem that went down very well. On the other hand, I'm not sure I want to have her, as it would be the most serious betrayal of the trip. After Lina and Melissa, this old body may need a two-day break. Maybe we'll just fool around and I'll use the non-satisfaction of my manly needs as an excuse to break it off. Devious shit, ain't I?
In the past week, Fannie and I have made contact via weblog (always a dangerous moment) and passed with flying colors. She's maybe not quite as pretty as I first thought, but she more than makes up for it in personality.
4. Georgina (Zamboanga)
Xena, as I call her, has been pretty clearly in the "Hurry up and get here so we can bonk" column for some time. I started calling her Xena because the first time we chatted, she had her knees up in front of her chest. In the webcam it looked like a breastplate.
We talk almost daily by webcam, and she has a great smile. She thinks I'm funny, which I am. She's a tiny little girl of 5'1" and we were joking about my size -- 6' and 200 pounds. I told her she'd have to be on top to keep from getting crushed. "Hehehehe" she said. It wasn't the first time she has indirectly indicated she's ready to roll over.
I don't get too explicit with any of these girls, you understand. While I'm sometimes pretty suggestive, it's in reasonably good taste. No bad words, no bald statements. These girls are not the kind to talk about it. But they don't seem to mind the hints, and don't mind hinting back. Could I be misunderstanding any of them? Well, it's possible of course. None of them, not even Melissa, is going to come right out and say they want to f*ck me or will let me f*ck them. But I'm an old guy who's had a lot of experience. I pretty well know where they are. I could mess it up, but otherwise I expect they will deliver eagerly.
Xena has already said she's in love with me and has understood that I won't say that back to her, not yet. We haven't even really met, I point out, and I won't lie to her. Like all of them, she's a sucker for honesty. She dropped an Australian guy who was my closest competition because "hes a lier." We're going to a family picnic the day I arrive but she says we don't have to stay long. I'd bet we'll be in bed an hour later. She's the most desperate of the girls and I'm sure she wants to nail me down. But I'll do the nailing.
Out last contact wasn't so good. I cut it off to chat with Fannie, pretending it was a computer problem. Xena has been having a string of bad luck -- some family problems she won't discuss, a good friend injured in a car wreck, and the loss of her cellphone. She isn't asking me for any help, but the endless discussion of her upsets are not my favorite thing. I sure hope this works out as I'm committed to Zamboanga, and I don't know if there's anything else to do there if we don't click. Worth the risk, I think.
5. Marisol (Davao)
This girl is maybe the sweetest of them all -- the best mix of looks, attitude, experience and interest. On one hand, I'm glad she's last. On the other hand, I hope I have something left by the time I get to her. She's actually from pineapple country north of Davao and will come down by bus to meet me. She has a son but will leave him with relatives. She'll also come with her best friend who was her translator at first. But now she's writing to me directly. That's because of what we're talking about. And because I complained: "It's as if I kissed your friend and then she kissed you," I said. "Not the same thing at all." Bye-bye friend.
But Marisol is very unassuming. When she first started to signal her interest, she said she'd like to take care of my son for me. Then she changed her online profile to say she wasn't interested in meeting anybody else. A comment that her stepfather had warned her not to sleep with me unless we got married led to a series of jokes about everybody knowing and her relatives camping in the hallway outside my room while she was in there with me. (I volunteered to order room service for them.) She's definitely planning on being in there with me and doesn't want anybody hanging around.
Finally made contact via webcam last night with Marisol. She's another who isn't quite as pretty as I thought. Her main picture on CB is her at her best. But she's pretty enough for an old man like me. And she's very eager to meet me.
Well, that's the run down. I'm not sure I'd recommend this approach for most. I'm not even sure whether I will like it. I'm not cruel by nature and this is shaping up to be an emotional trip. I'm tough enough, I guess, and there's no way I can fulfill all the dreams pointing my way, but I can't help feeling a little bad for the girls.
It's also not for the verbally challenged or even bad typists. A significant part of my ability to attract these girls has been my quickness of word, wit and fingers, and a plausible aura of sincerity. Besides being funny, I'm a fair poet, which always gets them wet.
But regrets or second thoughts are of little consequence now. I'm on the rollercoaster and the only way off is forward. Tickets are bought, rooms are reserved, plans are agreed. In a month, I'll be on my way.
Now all I have to do is tell my wife I'm taking a two-week vacation without her.
Titmouse
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flying solo in manila - safe? advice?
This is first time here in Manila - doing some call center business.
Interested in the local experience, and from the posts it appears Quezon City and EDSA are worthwhile venues - however, I'm here alone - and both fri/sat eve the conceirge recommended I not go out alone after dark.
So while I have the call center business to attend to during the days, I would rather not spend my nights alone and in this hotel (Astoria, Ortigas).
Any recommendations for making it a safe night out - should I go it alone - any particulars to watch for - I'm sure I can get some real advice here, thx.
Making Contact With Regular Girls
allow me to reiterate a previously point. initiating conversation is the key to obtaining free pussy.
where you attempt this and how you conduct yourself, is equally important.
1. never try to make contact with a girl walking down the street. she will be viewed as cheap, be embarrassed and she’ll possibly even run from you. i don’t even ask young women for directions. they usually back away and look frightened, ready to run if i even flinch.
2. if attempting conversation in a mall, do not approach a girl who is just walking by. it is the same as if she is walking down the street. it is ok, of course if she approaches you, but don’t count on that ever happening..
looking for gils in a movie is a waste of time, it won’t work.
3. make sure she is shopping, perhaps looking at some items, then ask her advice on something, anything just to get a conversation started. then invite her to share a pizza (they all love pizza) or a meal at jollibee and take it from there. those places are in every mall. give her the choice. it’s more difficult with shopping girls than with the sales ladies.
4. you’ll find the sales girls to be very attractive, helpful, underpaid and frequently anxious to meet someone. i’ve personally had good luck with many of the pretty little sales ladies. there are plenty of them but if there is more than one standing there, you’ll get no where. either get her lone by asking for specific help on something or find one that is alone or has no other sales ladies around her. it’s helpful if you make a small purchase or two, something that you can use, a t-shirt or belt, or anything.
5. another bit of useful information regarding sales ladies. they are only paid about php200 ($3.00) per day. they have to model themselves to get the job. they must be attractive (at least to the person(s) hiring them. must be over 21 and **** 30. must be at least 5’2” or taller. they are not hired permanently, but instead, they are hired by contact only, which expires usually in six months. for them it is a short window of opportunity to meet someone so it enhances your opportunity also. these girls are very attractive but are little young for my personal taste.
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6. i like open air vegetable markets better. but it’s easier for me because i shop there for veggies anyway. visitors will probably feel out of place and deplore the smells but i‘m used to it.. there is a wider assortment of women in all age groups, and while some are pretty, many are very ugly.
just a bit of trivia. while you’re not likely to try to get an ugly one (i sure won’t) believe it or not, the ugly ones are more difficult to get that the pretty ones. they know they are ugly and you have no credibility in pursuing them. don’t even try! but if they are borderline, it is ok.
the pretty ones, however, know they are pretty and are more receptive to your come-on. asking about veggies or “what kind of strange looking fish is that?” this usually works for me to get things started. thy will laugh at my ignorance and fall all over themselves rendering assistance. after making one purchase, i’ll ask her to assist me at another vendor’s stall and so on until she has almost become my co-conspirator. in the meantime, i’ve learned her name, age, marital/boyfriend status. then i invite her to lunch. everything is so cheap so that i’ve probably spent maybe php200 ($3.88) on all of my purchases. i usually just later give them to her, telling her frankly that i just wanted a chance to meet her. she is flattered by this which furthers my cause. her lunch may cost another $4.00 so i don’t have much invested if i fail and i’ve had a hellava good time in the pursuit.
i rarely miss in the open-air market once she renders assistance to me, but do miss frequently in the mall.
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“What kind of strange looking fish is that?”
I really enjoyed reading about the detailed preparations. We have all been there and are seriously envious. Good luck with the wife though :-)
I tried the same approach but got so muddled between which girl was which [Is Lizbeth the fitness instructor from Angeles or is that Irin the care giver from General Santos?] and which city they were from that I found myself having to constanty review message archive to get back on track (I even had an MS Excel worksheet set up for God sakes). Then last week with about 25 of them on the go I blew it... accidentially deleted the Excel / Yahoo archives and other stuff... :-(
Bummer. Now the plan is to walk out of Manila airport and take a taxi to the nearest fish market as per Holton Cowboy's instructions
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