Hong Kong Club Reports

So here's the plan guys. I'm going to Tijuana sometime in early February for a three day stay, first things first I want to get chicas like as many as I can, I'm thinking about two BGs a day and about 3 or 4 SGs aday for a total of around 12 to fifteen on this three day run I know its a hard task but I believe I'm up for the challenge haha. But on top of that I also want to experience the city this includes going out to eat a fancy meal once or twice a day eating at cafes going to at least a few different bars and also want to try going to the casino and also head to the cultural center downtown as well as at least one sobreruedas maybe playas as well, I know its a lot of things to do but I really want to experience the city in my short stay there. The plan is to head to Tijuana park at pepes parking courtesy of hk go to hk get VIP card head next door to cascades book one night cash pay in pesos and get receipt do the same thing the next morning. Was planning on arriving Monday to take advantage of 80 percent discount on Mondays Tuesday at cascades bringing the total for lodging at about 20 bucks per night the first two nights plus about 60 for third day on top of the 800 or so pesos for the VIP card should be around 150 ish for lodging but I want some opinions on how much everything else would cost and how much money I should bring I forgot to mention I also want to allow about 100 bucks a day towards spending money in the club just for grabbing as many asses and tits as I can also would probably buy every bar girl I take upstairs about one or two lady drinks before going arriba just to get them loosened up. Would love it if you guys could give me you rough estimates on what the damage might be on all this fun. Thanks in advance for any and all advice.

Also have a few questions since I've only been a few times. Where do the Bgs head after their shifts are over to unwind is there a specific club or bar they frequent?

Is it true that I shouldn't tip the bartenders because they don't get to keep their tipped money?

Last time I was there I was fortunate enough to catch and participate in the foam show was wondering what time these are scheduled for?

Also was wondering where the best place to exchange my money was I've gotten conflicting reports some say on the us side before crossing over others say atms in mexico give the best rates so not sure? Any other fun things I should check out to experience the city to the fullest? Again thanks to the more experienced mongers for there input and suggestions.

Necking. Huh? I think the last time I heard that it was out of my moms mouth. She's 83. Necking hahaha.

[QUOTE=ScottHall;2260223]The line up was pretty good. There were a lot of girls I'the never seen before in addition to the regulars. The girls seemed livelier than they usually are. I met an old spinner dancing on the bar, 26 yo but was youthful, short, and cute like a spinner. Nothing voluptuous, just a cute girl with a smile. I tipped her and she gave me a nice smile and a big smooch for it, tipped her again and she did the same. I was feeling good vibes from her and decided to try her for a drink. Pretty good idea, by the 2nd one it was a DFK fest. Lots of necking and stuff. Every once in a while you stumble across a girl that gives you a true GFE and this was one of them. No rush or upsell, didn't even arriba once. I've been down on the service at HK lately but this was a great find.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TotalGrip;2260691]I'm going Fri 21, coming back Sat 22. Here's my plan:

Print the Boarder Pick-up and Buy One, Get One Free Drink coupons.

Drive to Boarder Station Parking and leave my SUV there. Bring $1000 cash, backpack, and tourist wallet across the boarder into Tijuana. Is that too much cash? Do I need a hidden tourist wallet? How do I schedule the pick-up at the boarder or does the cab accept the coupon? Do I stop by a pharmacy and pick up Viagra just in case? If so, do I declare at the boarder if I have some left over?

Purchase the $50 VIP Hong Kong card at Customer Service.

Get a room at hotel Rizzo de Oro (does my VIP Card get me discounts there too? Or just Cascada? I hear Rizzo de Oro is quieter). Go to Hong Kong for a drink, dances, and bring back a hottie. Shower. Eat. Go see if a streetwalker is appealing, bring her back. Shower and sleep. Wake, eat breakfast, pick up another hottie (streetwalker or Hong Kong girl). Shower. Eat. Massage parlor any recommendation for happy ending? Pack. Have a Hong Kong chauffeur take me back to the boarder. Walk across. Back in my car headed back to OC.

Did I miss anything? Recommend I do something different?[/QUOTE]If you're only staying from a Friday to Saturday (24 hours) why on earth would you take $1000 USD with you? My goodness man! Talking about overkill. You may need some serious budget counseling.

[QUOTE=DrMcNaughty;2260904]Necking. Huh? I think the last time I heard that it was out of my moms mouth. She's 83. Necking hahaha.[/QUOTE]Yeah that was a bit gushy I know LOL. But I like what I like. That's how long it's been for me to find a girl that wasn't an upsell robot in HK.

[QUOTE=Muncher8888;2260745]Tipping. Does the guy that hands her the temporary coat really need a tip? Shezzus. Is a buck enough? I gave him three after he did the New York cab driver thing (no change) with my $5.[/QUOTE]Why you gave him $3? One dollar is enough for the robe guy! Shezzus.

To Totalgrip,

You only stay 1 night. If you want to maximize the fun, you should stay at Cascada, much nicer and more convenient than Rizzo for the roughly same price. Most HK girls and street girls prefer the convenience of Cascda would likely be reluctant to walk across the street for sessions in Rizzo.

For 1 night, $80 for room, $200 for 2 HK girls, $70 for 2 street girls, $40 for 8 beers, $80 for 8 fichas, $50 for girls' tips, $40 for food, $10 for taxis, total about $600, that if you can screw 4 girls in 24 hours. Some girls are so hot I bagged the same girl twice within 2 hours, having raging hard ONS, blew big loads and still wanting more hehe. So you may need the extra $400 for 4 more HK girls hehe.

Unless you plan to use the VIP card for Cascada's 80% room discount on Mon and Tuesday and plan to use it again a few more times, it won't pay for itself. Just book the room online and claim a 20% internet discount, and use coupons for free drinks.

Print out a few free drink and free appetizer coupons. You never know if you will find a girl so sweet and pretty you want to order Azul's food just so you can snuggle close to her, kissing her lips, inhaling her fragrance, feel her up while she eats. HK has new rules, giving VIPs' free parking and hotel discounts but no more free drinks coupons for well-known VIPs. Since you are new, the front desk won't know you are a VIP, so you can get vouchers for all your coupons first, then buy your VIP card for hotel discount and free drinks later.

I would not waste time and risk expose my ass to crime on the street waiting for HK's limousine / van pickup, unless you find 1 driving by and can flag it down. If you arrive in La Zona before 6 PM, Farmacia Piri across the Wax Museum would be still open. You can tell the taxi / uber driver to stop of Museo de Cera and run in the get a few generic 100 MG Sildenafil pill for about 40 cents a piece. Give the driver $1 tip for his wait. If you arrive late you should stick to the bar block and forget about walking around looking for farmacias, exposing your ass to robbers. Just buy a pill from HK's restroom attendant for $10 or have a mesero buy 1 for you.

Early in the morning there are a few very attractive street girls near Cascada's back door. Mermaids Massage, across from HK, has 4 to 6 girls all willing to do FS in the room, but they are only average-looking and their total room fee plus FS tips are usually higher for their theoretical 1-hour service than hot HK girls in Cascada.

You only have 1 night. You should spend most of your time in HK and take time to get to know the girls in Hk and in the alley. Take them to hotel Cascada for hot, sexy time between eating, drinking, hanging out in the club for entertainment.

On the way back HK's limousine can take you back to the border quickly. Tell the driver Ped East or Ped West.

[QUOTE=MongerHunger;2260991]If you're only staying from a Friday to Saturday (24 hours) why on earth would you take $1000 USD with you? My goodness man! Talking about overkill. You may need some serious budget counseling.[/QUOTE]I blew through that in 24 hours but I also had sex with 6 different girls. Yeah it was a bit too wild but I was trying to push the envelope. I wouldn't recommend going that hard. It just feels way too excessive.

[QUOTE=Johndough650;2260875]So here's the plan guys. I'm going to Tijuana sometime in early February for a three day stay, first things first I want to get chicas like as many as I can, I'm thinking about two BGs a day and about 3 or 4 SGs aday for a total of around 12 to fifteen on this three day run I know its a hard task but I believe I'm up for the challenge haha. But on top of that I also want to experience the city this includes going out to eat a fancy meal once or twice a day eating at cafes going to at least a few different bars and also want to try going to the casino and also head to the cultural center downtown as well as at least one sobreruedas maybe playas as well, I know its a lot of things to do but I really want to experience the city in my short stay there. The plan is to head to Tijuana park at pepes parking courtesy of hk go to hk get VIP card head next door to cascades book one night cash pay in pesos and get receipt do the same thing the next morning. Was planning on arriving Monday to take advantage of 80 percent discount on Mondays Tuesday at cascades bringing the total for lodging at about 20 bucks per night the first two nights plus about 60 for third day on top of the 800 or so pesos for the VIP card should be around 150 ish for lodging but I want some opinions on how much everything else would cost and how much money I should bring I forgot to mention I also want to allow about 100 bucks a day towards spending money in the club just for grabbing as many asses and tits as I can also would probably buy every bar girl I take upstairs about one or two lady drinks before going arriba just to get them loosened up..[/QUOTE]On Mon-Weds most HK chicas will go up for $60-$80. Each ficha will cost you $10 with tip. SG's typically go up for $10-$20 for quick, basic service. La Malquerida is where BG's go to drink after their shifts. It's on the other end of the alley as HK. I've never heard that bartenders don't get to keep their tips. But I suggest you tip them on a case-by-case basis. If you get good, friendly service, leave $1. If you don't, well don't leave a tip. The foam show goes on all the time. You're bound to catch a handful of shows each night. The exchanges on USA Side give better rates than exchanges in Mexico if you want to buy pesos. ABC exchange usually offers the best rates. ATM's in Mexico offer the best rates but you have to factor in the ATM's fees too, both by your bank and the ATM owner. The ATM fees vary wildly, some as low as $15 mx and others as high as $85 mx. So it's not worth it if you withdraw small amounts because you'll get killed by the ATM fees. But if you withdraw let's say $8000 mx the ATM fees will be offset by the more favorable exchange rate so you'll come out ahead.

[QUOTE=MongerHunger;2260991]If you're only staying from a Friday to Saturday (24 hours) why on earth would you take $1000 USD with you? My goodness man! Talking about overkill. You may need some serious budget counseling.[/QUOTE]Because the mesero in that HK video from earlier this year told him to. What was his name again?

[QUOTE=Asting;2261070]Why you gave him $3? One dollar is enough for the robe guy! Shezzus.[/QUOTE]If he gave the robe guy $5, and the robe guy didn't have change, then he ended up giving him the full $5 and not $3 correct?

To Long Dong.

If HK meseros sense newbies walking in the club, they will take them to a table near Pista Norte and SELLS them an exclusive table for the low price of only $200, including 1 bucket of 10 Tecates, unlimited viewing hot strippers on stage, and of course their own personal, exclusive mesero, who would bring a girl to the table every 5 minutes, and urge them to buy her ficha drinks.

My new wingman fell in their trap in his first visit, spending $500 on an exclusive table and ficha drinks for various girls, then ran out of money to take a girl upstairs hehe. Next time he went with me, he got coupons for free drinks on the house. We just grabbed the same table to watch strippers all night for free and shoo away the annoying meseros, an all night grand, fun, sexy experience in a premium strip club for free hehe.

Guys should learn how to say "NO" to all messros' pressure sales tactics. Just shake your head to decline their offers, or tell the girls "Sorry, I am busy, Disculpa, estoy ocupado. " A few familiar meseros would bring me the prettiest new girls. I usually tip the girls a $1 propina into their boobs before kissing and turning them away. Some of those young girls were totally nice, fresh, sweet, beautiful. I regretted that I did not have all the time, money and libido to get to know all of them.

The peddlers with their baskets do have girls' favorite spicy snacks for $2 a bag, only $1 if the girls pay with their own money. They also sell small bags of beef jerky topped with red pepper sauce for $5. It's my favorite spicy snack to wash down with cold beers while watching the show, but it will cost you many beers hehe.

Of course avoid guys who sell expensive long-stem roses and stuffed animals. The girls would just resell them back to the same guys with a steep discount. Have not seen too many flower sellers in the club for a while.

[QUOTE=LongDonSilva;2261241]Because the mesero in that HK video from earlier this year told him to. What was his name again?[/QUOTE]

Are there any safe neighborhoods in SD in walking distance to a trolley where one can leave a car overnight for free? $24 for a weekend border parking is freaking outrageous.

I agree with Captain Solo's remarks. I have a 1000 on me every time I go. This is not the time for walking and Viagra. Get your cash separated on your person privately and hop a cab to your hotel. After the border just get a cab for 5 dollars. I would not be waiting around for a limo but that's just my opinion. Once you are settled then make a plan.

I also have no problem staying at Cascadas found the place clean. Ask for an upper floor such as 6, 7, 8. Remember the elevator only goes to 6 but nothing wrong with holding a girls hand or arm as you traverse the hotel.

Security is also evident at both entrances but I prefer to keep my wristband in my pocket for display. Do not need to be any more of a mark.

Lastly, I used to stay at the tiquan on other end of revolution but the convenience of Cascadas and the room service and not needing a taxi after a session is good for me.

Azuls has great pizza, if interested.

Not too sure on that Amtrak statement. A tourist going to another country with poor credit card reputation should have some cash. Canada is easy to visit but you may be asked to prove you can afford to travel and sustain yourself for the trip. Mexico should not be surprised by cash. I avoid credit card use at all cost in Mexico. Maybe bad luck but always had trouble like double swiping.

I also use the bank machines at the two banks on constitution in the daytime of course. There is usually security and its busy and works all the time with my Canadian cards.

Scudrucker.

[QUOTE=GNRPorche;2260985]A 1000 cash across the border? That's insane. Even in USA on Amtrak anything over 300 DEA will take from you and accuse you if running drugs. Make you sue them in court to get the money back. I see it in the trains all the time. That's in USA. If you need more money just go back to USA next day walk over border to ATM walk back into Mexico.[/QUOTE]Please do yourself a favor and seek help.

Please do the rest of us a favor and go peddle your unfiltered, unpasteurized bullshit elsewhere.