Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=Always Randy;1216000]Yep, you are right. The Receptionist is smoking hot. Wish she was the masseuse. My buddy and I have appointments booked for tomorrow. Will report back how it went. Sure it may be strictly a legit massage, but why tease with a name like that?"Exclusively for Men"? So far the best massage I've had was in Lima at a R & V#3 that had the steam room, BJ and happy ending! It would be nice if Medellin had something similiar![/QUOTE]Finally reporting back as promised on my November 11th visit to the OM Spa Exclusively for Men. The place looks nothing like it does in its YouTube video promo. Maybe the old location was like that. It's a pretty small place on the 4th floor of the Rio Sur mall. The massage was strictly legit. The masseuses also don't look like the ones in their video. The only hot girl there was the receptionist who shows me into the room, so I still have the hope that it would be her. We only see her and a pregnant woman. My buddy and I of course want the same girl. We even flip a coin to see who would get her! LOL!

In the room, I strip down and lay on the table. I am facing the window and away from the door of the room. They keep coming in to get things and of course I am laying there butt naked. My buddy later said while sitting on the sofa in reception, he saw my big fat naked white ass on the table! Gross!

The masseuse comes in, light goes down and she starts with my feet. All I see is her shadow so the fantasy continues that it is the receptionist. But it was not. It was the the pregnant one. She may have grazed my balls while she massaged my legs but that was as close as it got. It was a decent massage and my legs needed it from walking all those hilly streets around Parque Lleras. My buddy's masseuse was another lady who had been busy in a different room. She looked average, especially in those clinical uniforms.

Guess the receptionist's job is just to look good and entice the men to come in. Her job must be really boring because there isn't a lot of traffic. It's pretty quiet on that floor. The first day we came to check the place out, she was heading into the mall's washroom next door. She must have known we were looking for the Spa because she gave us that "come f*ck me" look. Maybe she intended that to make us interested, or maybe it was just our own horny degenerate minds that made us think every hot girl in Medellin is open to p4p. Hey we were just coming from New Life that afternoon. Despite the English web site, none of the three ladies there spoke any.

COP$ 70. 000 pesos for the 1 hour massage.

OK so Diana, the mona whom I posted previously and drew a lot of attention, AND Diana Lorena, the girl from the Nacho Vidal porno that drew MANY requests (but she changed her number) are both on Paisas Divinas now.

Here is Diana's page (her real name) and she will have contact info for Diana Lorena, whose page I am just toooooo lazy to look for.

[url]http://paisasdivinas.com/diana/diana_masajista_paisa.php[/url]

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[QUOTE=Nowrath; 1229328]I quickly outgrew the seek and destroy pussy hunt 10 years or more ago, and have always treated the countries natives well, but I read again and again about the return to "sex prison"

Now I can't be the only guy who has ex's that want to come by for just a hard romp and then leave can I?

I get the part about you wanting your fantasy girl or 18 year old, but the allure for me wore off, when they just seemed so scripted, same line, same moans, and the anal, CIM, whatever I always got better at home.

Sure I got good sex in Brazil, Colombia and the DR, Thailand girls are beautiful and I love asian women period, but the sex was never "OH MY GOD"!

I never been married, but I have 4 ex girlfriends that with a phone call, will come screw my brains out and not want to spend the night.

2 cook wonderful meals for me at their place for exchanging sex.

And no, of course they're not 20 year old hard bodies, but a nice uncomplicated release is all I'm after.

So I have been staying in countries for full month now, testing them for retirement prospects, with a trip to Medellin and a side trip to Argentina, in May 2012.

[red]So please guys enlighten me, Is is that you just don't want to screw the women back home or are they just a big headache for you? [/red]

No wrath[/QUOTE]A better question would be why do you give a fuck why other people like to fuck hot young latin women. Because if you have to ask why, you'll never understand. And congratulations on having booty calls. Men have done the same thing for thousands of years. You're a real innovator.

[QUOTE=Napalm;1230741]A better question would be why do you give a fuck why other people like to fuck hot young latin women. Because if you have to ask why, you'll never understand. And congratulations on having booty calls. Men have done the same thing for thousands of years. You're a real innovator.[/QUOTE]Easy Napalm,

The question was about "sex Prison", why all the men considered USA a sex prison, I don't care who, or what you screw.

Be it young Latin, Asian, or whoever you want to pay to get down with.

Wow booty calls aren't new?

Are you serious?

I thought I was the only man in the world having Ex sex, boy have you cleared things up for me, thanks, now hurry back to your young hotties, they're missing you

Nowrath

[QUOTE=Napalm;1230741]A better question would be why do you give a fuck why other people like to fuck hot young latin women. Because if you have to ask why, you'll never understand. And congratulations on having booty calls. Men have done the same thing for thousands of years. You're a real innovator.[/QUOTE]Napalm's post seem to be one of those "gee, look at me, I want to join the in crowed by being an asshole to someone!"The guy asked a reasonable question- answer it or STFU.

Respectfully.

[QUOTE=Nowrath; 1229328]I quickly outgrew the seek and destroy pussy hunt 10 years or more ago, and have always treated the countries natives well, but I read again and again about the return to "sex prison"

Now I can't be the only guy who has ex's that want to come by for just a hard romp and then leave can I?

I get the part about you wanting your fantasy girl or 18 year old, but the allure for me wore off, when they just seemed so scripted, same line, same moans, and the anal, CIM, whatever I always got better at home.

Sure I got good sex in Brazil, Colombia and the DR, Thailand girls are beautiful and I love asian women period, but the sex was never "OH MY GOD"!

I never been married, but I have 4 ex girlfriends that with a phone call, will come screw my brains out and not want to spend the night.

2 cook wonderful meals for me at their place for exchanging sex.

And no, of course they're not 20 year old hard bodies, but a nice uncomplicated release is all I'm after.

So I have been staying in countries for full month now, testing them for retirement prospects, with a trip to Medellin and a side trip to Argentina, in May 2012.

So please guys enlighten me, Is is that you just don't want to screw the women back home or are they just a big headache for you?

No wrath[/QUOTE]82. 7% of guys that post here couldn't get laid in the USA if their life depended on it, (Kidding} Headache aint the word for it, but most times" the juice just aint worth the squeeze"

[QUOTE=Nowrath; 1230861]Easy Napalm,

The question was about "sex Prison", why all the men considered USA a sex prison, I don't care who, or what you screw.

I thought I was the only man in the world having Ex sex, boy have you cleared things up for me, thanks, now hurry back to your young hotties, they're missing you

Nowrath[/QUOTE]Hey amigo, for me, because I am fortunately in South America quite often, either Brazil or Colombia, I just don't find the need or desire to deal with the drama of the gringa.

Of course I realize there are some good ones too, in the US, it's just not the norm and generally a pain.

I have a few morena stripper friends who I have friendly arrangements with if the need arises, haha.

From Mexico to Argentina, and all in between, the women, IMO, just blow the gringa away, in the way of attitude and cariño.

Feliz año nuevo que viene!

Show me the man who can have sex with six different 18 year old girls a day for less than $200 and I will show you a man who has already died and gone to heaven.

Everybody has their reasons for going, they vary, but no one can say that there is NO GOOD reason to go.

[QUOTE=Ricker; 1231093]Hey amigo, for me, because I am fortunately in South America quite often, either Brazil or Colombia, I just don't find the need or desire to deal with the drama of the gringa.

Of course I realize there are some good ones too, in the US, it's just not the norm and generally a pain.

I have a few morena stripper friends who I have friendly arrangements with if the need arises, haha.

From Mexico to Argentina, and all in between, the women, IMO, just blow the gringa away, in the way of attitude and cariño.

Feliz año nuevo que viene![/QUOTE]As I said, there's good and bad in every country, The USA women absolutly pain in the butt, all, no way, because no one has the time and the means to get to them all, but in general, spot on!

When I retire in 5 years and travel and stay for longer times in different countries, I too will probably not deal with them at all, but as I live in the USA, and don't find it troublesome to get some when it is needed, a man does what he needs to do.

The women can't compare with Brazil, Thai, DR, Colombia etc, but then again, how many USA women are swooning over the Italian, Aussie's and Latin men just like we do the women, It's that different culture thing, the intrique, what we see in the movies, curiosity always makes you more hungry for what's not around you.

Nowrath

Hey Dudes,

I would like to go the club in Medellin that is the best for finding women with big tits and big arses. Surgery is fine and actually desired. It should be a top end joint but they don't have to have the prettiest faces? Any thoughts? If you could also post the address, phone number, weblink etc. That would be cool.

Cheers in advance.

[QUOTE=Adudeo; 1231181]Hey Dudes,

I would like to go the club in Medellin that is the best for finding women with big tits and big arses. Surgery is fine and actually desired. It should be a top end joint but they don't have to have the prettiest faces? Any thoughts? If you could also post the address, phone number, weblink etc. That would be cool.

Cheers in advance.[/QUOTE]Well if looks don't matter for you I'd say pretty much the entire country! Since you posted in the Medellin topic; Phase Dos, Luna Lunera* and San Diego grill offer good variety, fun environment, and Big Tits, and fat asses.

*my pick

These women seem to study on how to hurt mens psyche, then they destroy your pride. Then if you capture one thru surrenderpity, these women get half your house, half your car and half your pay, I'm glad and lucky I am so bad with Amican women my friends tell me, now I am free to travel, and meet different cultures, my depression ends as soon as I leave the states, The United States is a great place with that one major exception, the women. Maybe just my experience as a total loser in the dating game. On a positive note I have reinvented myself in Medellin and restored my confidence and dignity. I don't actually like Rap music, but the song, Guess whos Back, by Eminem rings a bell. Hahahahha

This is my ATF.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmbfDH2mXbo[/url]

Cheers.

[QUOTE=Adudeo; 1231181]Hey Dudes,

I would like to go the club in Medellin that is the best for finding women with big tits and big arses. Surgery is fine and actually desired. It should be a top end joint but they don't have to have the prettiest faces? Any thoughts? If you could also post the address, phone number, weblink etc. That would be cool.

Cheers in advance.[/QUOTE]Why don't you check out Paisas Divinas (escorts) , Fase II or Loutron. Paisas Divinas has a good selection as decent prices, in most cases you go to their apartments. F2 and Loutron are pricey, $200K pesos and up. F2 has lost a lot of talent, not sure what it is like now, kind of a hustle. Loutron I only window shopped, just wasn't in the mood after long days but it did have beautiful girls for the high prices.

In general though, you won't have to search far and wide for what you're after and reading through this forum is a great source of knowledge if you can sift through the bickering.

[QUOTE=El Bacano;1231357]These women seem to study on how to hurt mens psyche, then they destroy your pride. Then if you capture one thru surrenderpity, these women get half your house, half your car and half your pay, I'm glad and lucky I am so bad with Amican women my friends tell me, now I am free to travel, and meet different cultures, my depression ends as soon as I leave the states, The United States is a great place with that one major exception, the women. Maybe just my experience as a total loser in the dating game. On a positive note I have reinvented myself in Medellin and restored my confidence and dignity. I don't actually like Rap music, but the song, Guess whos Back, by Eminem rings a bell. Hahahahha[/QUOTE]The last few pages of posts have been about Spanish Lessons, American vs International Chicas, and some flame battle that I did not bother to read. Is there anybody down in Medellin with a story worth reporting? How's the line up at Luna Lunera & Fase 2? New Life or Energy? Which one has the better line up? Mayorista still 1 out of every 10 hogs you find a Keeper? How's the Party scene been at Parque Lleres or Bario Colombia? Can we see some pics?

Como on ya'll some of us are trapped by family and the holidays! Boy do I need to get out of Sex Prison! I guess the past few reports have had some value and interest. I could use a few refresher classes with my spanish; some of my verb and vocab could use some brushing up.

ANYWAY. If you can't beat them join them. El Bacano brings up a very good point about USA chicas / gringas "hurt mens psyche, then they destroy your pride." They use their two most dangerous natural weapons. Wait for it.

Their pussys and their drama!

Not to get all "Dear Penthouse." on yous guys, but I have been what you could call successful in my USA / Domestic dating. By trial and error, talking to and observing my VERY successful buddies with the ladies, and focusing on my strengths and down playing my weaknesses I have been blessed or lucky to have been with some of the most AMAZING women in the USA. Also I was "restless" enough in my 20's to have gone to about 4 different colleges and work in 15 different restaurants so I was CONSTANTLY exposed to wave after wave of new prospects. I mean some of these Girls / Women were so hot if you would have seen me with them you'd have said out loud "Wait! She is WITH him?"

My point is that I am well versed in Dating both Foreign and Domestic. In summation I had 3 Colombians and 4ish Brazileras before I ever touched down in South America. IMO it's not worth it.

For example; To score a USA / Gringa 22-26 year old (I find younger than 22 to be TOO YOUNG and over 26 in America you can see the girls starting to go down hill faster than an old running back in the NFL!) you have to put in SO much time! I mean now a days it's 5-7 emails, constant "ha-ha-ha" text messages, Funny & charming posts on her / your FB page (depending on the girl and I say avoid Facebook altogether) , then lunch, a few coffee / dessert dates, a NICE Diner or two, and THEN after 10days-2Weeks. SEX! BUT WAIT! After a few fucks she's going to have the "If you want to keep fucking this pussy you going to have to "Wifey" me up!" Guess what? Now they gott-cha! Pussy Trap! And The Drama is coming next because now you're they're BOYFRIEND!

I have seen so many of my friends settle for the most average women you have ever seen. IMO it's fear; Fear they'll be alone, Fear they can't do better, Fear that they'll NEVER get laid AGAIN! They Fall in Love with the first piece of pussy they get and they think that's the way to go! They fall for the pussy and get TRAPPED by the Drama! It's like a heroine addiction; they know it's bad for them but they can't seem to get it away from their lives. They keep taking the Drama back or coming back themselves. Sad.

Also you can take the short cut to 22-26 years old Gringas / USA chicas. Go to the Club, popular bar. Get out there and dance, buy her AND HER FRIENDS drinks (cause if you don't they'll cock block!) , smile, be cool, don't say anything stupid, and there is a good chance you get lucky. BUT! The next morning you have to show her she's not a **** and smooth out her feelings and stuff. This way sucks because you have to spend the night listening to Justin Beaver and Horrible House / Techno music. And it ends in the same excact way. Fuck a few times and then "If you want to keep fucking this pussy you going to have to "Wifey" me up!"

Fist example over two weeks $900 (if she keeps insisting on paying her share and does not relent she ain't EVER going to fuck you!) the second $200ish for all the drinks and cabs + horrible music!

That in a nut shell is dating in the USA. South America, The Caribbean, Central America. The girl are happy if you smile and treat them nice!

Some are gold diggers but some are just NORMAL girls who are tired of the BASTARDS their men are. It's true; Juan ran out on his girl, their baby, and took her purse. Mr. Gringo wants to take me out for a drink and a stroll around town. Some are Working Girls. And Thank God for them!

Which would you pick? Two weeks of dates and constant on-line attention or A few little dates and then Sex or if she says no you have the $40-$150 option of a Working Girl? Did I mention the warm weather down in SA? I know what I pick 8/10 times!

Do what you feel; You'll have more fun and lead a better life!

Slam