Aloha Massage Retreat Toorak Rd Camberwell
[QUOTE=Sidtip;1756990]This is more of a warning than anything. I tried this place today. It promises good girls and pretends to be a classy place in the middle of wealthy Camberwell but its really just the home of some very expensive hookers.
A hairy bloke answers the phone and takes your money. You are not allowed to see the girls first. Red lights flashing.
A big lumpy Persian came in with massive tits. Totally boring massage then she wanted $100 extra for a naked happy ending. Or $150 extra for a body slide.
What the fuck. The massage is already $100 for an hour. Ripped off. Every other place in town is $65 to $85 an hour plus tips.
I refused to pay the extra and she proceeded to give me the most boring lomi lomi massage of my life. She was obviously angry I would not pay her $100 extra.
I told the dude as I left how angry I was and he pretended that they don't do extras and she should not have offered. This place is also aimed at females and offers facials etc.
As a dude you lie naked on the massage table. It just gets a wipe before the next person. I would be annoyed if I was an unsuspecting female coming in here.[/QUOTE]In all honesty, even at the best of times we can be taken for a ride by these places. I've never had a massage there but have made enquiries about their pricing and why Aloha is 20 $ more expensive and asked straight out whether hand relief and play was incorporated in their price. Each time the sweet talking husky voiced bloke gave me the run-around. It stands to reason, to question and flag any place that relies on glowing testimonials on Locanto where names are withheld and the punter doesn't even get the opportunity to inspect the merchandise first. Another clue is, avoid the places which have a highly polished and flawless vocabulary, I would much prefer and have more faith with the ones written in Chinese English LOL.
Happy Hunting and punting.
Lotus.
Aloha massage camberwell review
[QUOTE=GenuineLotus;1757753]In all honesty, even at the best of times we can be taken for a ride by these places. I've never had a massage there but have made enquiries about their pricing and why Aloha is 20 $ more expensive and asked straight out whether hand relief and play was incorporated in their price. Each time the sweet talking husky voiced bloke gave me the run-around. It stands to reason, to question and flag any place that relies on glowing testimonials on Locanto where names are withheld and the punter doesn't even get the opportunity to inspect the merchandise first. Another clue is, avoid the places which have a highly polished and flawless vocabulary, I would much prefer and have more faith with the ones written in Chinese English LOL.
Happy Hunting and punting.
Lotus.[/QUOTE]You are 100% correct. I knew this was not going to be a good experience. Man answering phone, not seeing girls upfront, $100 pricetag etc etc. Before I went there but I had decided to spend the $100 because I wanted to finally find out what it was all about. It always comes up in locanto and looks classy. I have avoided it for years because of the price and because of the dude answering the phone and playing all coy, but finally thought I would spend the $100 to put me out of my misery and find out what it was all about.
I was lying on the table having the most boring massage ever and thinking that I knew it was a mistake to spend the $100 but at least I was thinking that I knew I was not missing out on something special because I was unwilling to pay 100.
I'm glad I spent the money because now I can warn others about what goes on in the place that we have all seen but few want to spend the money visiting.
I have been conned and ripped off many times, but this place is especially annoying because it pretends to be respectable but its just a high priced con.
At least you know that the cheap joints are dodgy and you expect the dirty towels or minutes cut off your time.
