General Reports

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational; 1517195]To Nsd:

Women do not know when you sleep around. What they do know is when you change your pattern. You have come home at the same time for the last 8 years. Now all of a sudden you are coming home later on certain days. Me, I never have a pattern. Women always tell me that they can not figure me out. And they never will because I am very erratic.

When my cousin got married, my dad told told him to never change his pattern. If you have always come in late then keep coming in late. My dad keeps a bottle of Hennessey under the seat in his truck. If he comes in late and has not been drinking then he will still take a swig before he goes into the house so it smells like he has been out drinking.[/QUOTE]There are TOOOONS of tricks like this one, to be undetected. I have tried them all!

Hahaha. It adds fun and excitement to your life! The risk of being caught everyday!

[QUOTE=Nsd1983;1517218]For your way to work, one has to be predetermined and plan his married life and train his brain to act in certain way well in advance. Its possible but difficult. Life could becomes a battle for some people. Most people eventually just give up screwing around. Having said this, I have to admire you for being successful in what you have been doing.[/QUOTE]You may be right. I have never thought of it like that though. Chasing women runs in my family so to me it is first-nature. Most of the men in my family have had kids outside of their marriage and / or been caught cheating. (I only have one child who is 17 years old, and I got a vasectomy today, so it was not as hard for me to learn a lesson as it was for others. 1 dose of 18 years child support did the trick.) It has sometimes led to divorce and at other times they have stayed together.

Even my great-grandfather, who was a preacher, had a kid with his much younger secretary and later married her. So my dad is like the same age as his uncle! It's like water off a duck's back though. Once my maternal grandmother hid on the floor in the back seat of my grandfather's car when he was going to see a woman. When they arrived, she got out the car and shot him with his own gun. Me, my dad, my brothers, my cousins, and my friends all monger together. So for me it has always been normal. For me, the TV family or guy who has to train his brain is unfamiliar. I don't think the men in my family have much of a conscience when it comes to women and pussy. Whenever I meet a new woman the first thing out of my dad's mouth is, "Did she give you some pussy yet?" When I got out of navy boot camp in San Diego, me, my dad, my cousin, and my uncle drove down to Tijuana. When we got to the zona my dad said if I see anything I liked, then it was on him. That was my first time in Tijuana. 24 years ago.

[QUOTE=GolfSexRroll;1517485]I was with my Favorite chica this weekend after the Charger game. When I saw her she told me of a Drunk Gordo Charger fan who she went up with. She said he was an Asshole and mean to her. She said he could not get it up (being drunk) She said he was grabbing and poking her. Fingering and hurting her. She said he came close to passing out. He told her about his wife not knowing about him in Tijuana. He was overcharged (she said because he was an asshole.) She said I will let your wife know you were here / asshole and she BIT him on the neck! (hope it was none of you guys!)[/QUOTE]I was wondering where that bite mark came from. This explains so much. Jajajajaja

[QUOTE=HorseTrader;1517319]We seem to agree on that. I gave up dating American women about a decade ago, things are much better with Asians and there are plenty of them in my area. About a month ago I sent a PM to a fellow monger and said I'd like to meet a nice and pretty Thai woman. I've never found an available Mexican woman in my area.[/QUOTE]A few months ago I also shared with a friend of mine that I was interested in his thai acquaintance. Seeing as how I thought he was a friend of mine, and he had struck out with her several times, I thought he would try and help a fellow monger out.

Turns out he is just a loser puto!

[QUOTE=PimpinIt; 1478103]Hi all you dirty ass mongers. I haven't written any posts for a while, and decided I'd visit to say hello, and give my greetings to all my buddies, old and new.

Actually, the real reason I signed in was because I ran into a very sweet lady last night in Adelitas that I have had relations with in the past, but have not seen in a while.

The first words out of her mouth were,"why did you write about me"? I had forgotten that I had posted about her, and honestly replied I wasn't sure what she was talking about.

But then she persisted, and said she knew it was me because some of the details that I had written in my post. Vague memories of the post came back, but I still didn't want to admit to her, so I asked her if it was a good post or bad post. When she agreed that it was a good post, then I jokingly took credit for it. She didn't seem very upset, and luckily it was a fovorable post about her generous services.

Thought it wud be a funny story to share with you guys that I unintentionally outed myself. Guess I have no one to blame but myself. Woops!

Stay safe, abuse that Tijuana pussy, and watch the details you guys write in your posts, otherwise you cud end up outing urself like this dirty ass monger.[/QUOTE]This chica is STILL giving me the evil eye whenever I see her.

If you're reading this right now; baby, I did it for love. All I ever wanted was to help you, I never shared any private details of you, the moments we shared were magical, and I want to let the whole world to know. Next time I see you, ill buy you a drink, and take you upstairs to remind you why you were born a woman. Ok, besos, bye.

Hmmm. Maybe 'abuse that tijuana' pussy is not a very endearing phrase.

So ill just close with, beat that pussy up!

[QUOTE=PimpinIt; 1518041]A few months ago I also shared with a friend of mine that I was interested in his thai acquaintance. Seeing as how I thought he was a friend of mine, and he had struck out with her several times, I thought he would try and help a fellow monger out.

Turns out he is just a loser puto![/QUOTE]Pathetic Loser Puto!

well i guess it was bound to happen i have been lucky. i have been in tj for 2 1/2 years. i have only seen the policia search mexicans. tonight (sunday) that changed. i was walking past enva. two cops call me over to the car. 2 cops one chico one chica. make me put hand on car. spread my legs and frisk me. chico grabs my passport (i have pesos in it) i grab the pesos. he is asking all kinds of questions hotel? my job, what am i doing in tijuana. now the chica grabs my wallet. i go to grab the money i have in the wallet. chico slams me down on the hood. chica takes out my money (3 $20s 4 $5s) gives it to the chico. looks through my wallet (taking everything out / on the hood.) the cops gave my passport and wallet back. they get in the car and speed off. i check my wallet and those motherfuckers took 2 $20s. my favorite calls me stupido (deserved)! she says never take more than 200 pesos with me (leave the rest in the room) i just love to get yelled at by a puta (even though she was right!) i could not do anything being ganged up on. i thought they were only going after mexican guys! lesson learned. i hate that i have to worry about the cops and not so much the rateros!

WELL IF THE Policia are not bad enough, Cascada gets into the action! They raised the overnight rate by $5. This is the third $5 rate increase in the last 12 months! They reduce the VIP card to 4 months! What else is new! As it is they never have towels in my room when I get there! Good thing I know where their stash is (sheets TP and towels) I always help myself! They do have a 1/2 off Mon & Tue. Rate with VIP.

[quote=golfsexrroll;1518925]well i guess it was bound to happen i have been lucky. i have been in tj for 2 1/2 years. i have only seen the policia search mexicans. tonight (sunday) that changed. i was walking past enva. two cops call me over to the car. 2 cops one chico one chica. make me put hand on car. spread my legs and frisk me. chico grabs my passport (i have pesos in it) i grab the pesos. he is asking all kinds of questions hotel? my job, what am i doing in tijuana. now the chica grabs my wallet. i go to grab the money i have in the wallet. chico slams me down on the hood. chica takes out my money (3 $20s 4 $5s) gives it to the chico. looks through my wallet (taking everything out / on the hood.) the cops gave my passport and wallet back. they get in the car and speed off. i check my wallet and those motherfuckers took 2 $20s. my favorite calls me stupido (deserved)! she says never take more than 200 pesos with me (leave the rest in the room) i just love to get yelled at by a puta (even though she was right!) i could not do anything being ganged up on. i thought they were only going after mexican guys! lesson learned. i hate that i have to worry about the cops and not so much the rateros![/quote]bienvenidos a tijuana.

you've now had your cherry busted and are a true veteran.

now let's do some monday morning quarterbacking.

you carry a wallet in the zona? some guys carry a decoy wallet and that's ok. but never have something in your wallet you don't want to lose.

carry your money in your front pocket. when stopped, you slowly pull the money out of your pants and hold it in your hand while being searched. you can show them the money but hold onto it. few cops will be so blatant as to take it out of your hand.

it's very difficult, and may not be worth the hassle, but if you can look carefully, note any physical characteristics, time of day, etc, you can file a complaint. they'll ask you to identify the cops in question. that's the hardest part, as i don't think they have badge numbers, or anything like that. again, it may not be worth the hassle for $40, but if the amount were larger it certainly would be.

i have no empirical evidence, but it seems the shakedowns may be increasing. we all need to be on guard at all times, which sucks big time.

glad you made it through it with the loss of "only" $40.

[QUOTE=Phordphan; 1519111]Bienvenidos a Tijuana.

You've now had your cherry busted and are a true veteran.

Now let's do some Monday morning quarterbacking.

You carry a wallet in the zona? Some guys carry a decoy wallet and that's OK. But never have something in your wallet you don't want to lose.

Carry your money in your front pocket. When stopped, you SLOWLY pull the money out of your pants and hold it in your hand while being searched. You can show them the money but hold onto it. Few cops will be so blatant as to take it out of your hand.

It's very difficult, and may not be worth the hassle, but if you can look carefully, note any physical characteristics, time of day, etc, you can file a complaint. They'll ask you to identify the cops in question. That's the hardest part, as I don't think they have badge numbers, or anything like that. Again, it may not be worth the hassle for $40, but if the amount were larger it certainly would be.

I have no empirical evidence, but it seems the shakedowns may be increasing. We all need to be on guard at all times, which sucks big time.

Glad you made it through it with the loss of "only" $40.[/QUOTE]

I did some of these things and I thought I was prepared. I had Passport in one front pocket and wallet in the other pocket. I took the Pesos out of my Passport. I did not expect to get TAGTEAMED by them grabing my wallet at the same time. I had more value in the pesos and my passport than my wallet. Only $70 in my wallet but about 1500 pesos. I really was trying to grab my wallet but that fucker smashed my head on the hood of their car, and I think that is when she stole the $40 and gave the remaining dollars to the chico and she rifled my wallet (looking for drogas / they said / Motherfuckers!) As soon as they got what they wanted they got in their car and sped off. Oh well, as you said I am now a true veteran (not a distinction I relish!) As I have said before they seem to go for Mexicans but now more gringos I guess!

[quote=golfsexrroll;1518925]. tonight (sunday) that changed. i was walking past enva. two cops call me over to the car. 2 cops one chico one chica. make me put hand on car. spread my legs and frisk me. chico grabs my passport (i have pesos in it) i grab the pesos. he is asking all kinds of questions hotel? my job, what am i doing in tijuana. now the chica grabs my wallet. i go to grab the money i have in the wallet. chico slams me down on the hood. chica takes out my money (3 $20s 4 $5s) gives it to the chico. looks through my wallet (taking everything out / on the hood.) the cops gave my passport and wallet back. they get in the car and speed off. .[/quote]was this very late on sunday? enva is on calle primera, aka articulo 123, right? i haven't been down to tijuana in a long time, but i've seen some real nasty shit go down right about there. despite testimony from other tijuana mongers, i will contuniue to avoid that area. especially after dark. i'm glad you avoided a bigger loss by doing what you did.

my biggest concern is that rip-offs from cops may be on the rise. this is not the only recent report of such.

[QUOTE=GolfSexRroll;1518925]I check my wallet and those Motherfuckers took 2 $20s. My favorite calls me STUPIDO (deserved)! She says NEVER take more than 200 pesos with me (leave the rest in the room) I just love to get yelled at by a puta (even though she was right!) I could not do anything being ganged up on. I thought they were only going after Mexican guys! Lesson learned. I hate that I have to worry about the cops and not so much the rateros![/QUOTE]200 pesos would last me about an hour in the Zona.

It is not your fault you lost money. It's those fucking monkeys that wear uniforms. They have been searching Gringos a lot lately. When I left HK to go to Tropical last Friday, I looked both ways before crossing, not for traffic, but for those fucking clowns and their trucks!

Welcome to the club!

The Ready Lane has really been a benifit for me over the last 3 months. However today was a little different. I crossed back to the USA around noon. Althought the lines were not to bad. When I got in line the Ready Lane line was at the exact same spot as the general public line. I still waited in the Ready Lane, which was a mistake the General Public lane ended up moving faster. I hope this is not a sign of things to come.

[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1519173]200 pesos would last me about an hour in the Zona.

It is not your fault you lost money. It's those fucking monkeys that wear uniforms. They have been searching Gringos a lot lately. When I left HK to go to Tropical last Friday, I looked both ways before crossing, not for traffic, but for those fucking clowns and their trucks!

Welcome to the club![/QUOTE]The 200 pesos is so I DON"T go with any other chica. She is getting real jealous lately. Jajaja

[QUOTE=Hugotheman;1519193]The Ready Lane has really been a benifit for me over the last 3 months. However today was a little different. I crossed back to the USA around noon. Althought the lines were not to bad. When I got in line the Ready Lane line was at the exact same spot as the general public line. I still waited in the Ready Lane, which was a mistake the General Public lane ended up moving faster. I hope this is not a sign of things to come.[/QUOTE]That happened to me once before also. Once you get inside the terminal, the ready late gets slower than general public. I think it was due to they had more officers working the general lanes rather than the ready / sentri.

This has only happened to me once, and several months ago, so I don't think it is a sign of any undesirable changes to ready lane. Next time I get into this situation, ill just get into the general lane, and take advantage of the additional staffing.