Priapism Propiated at Patpong!
Yes, I'm talking Star of Light, gentlemen - what other place would the reasonable man visit on Patpong?
My day went like this - I suddenly awoke at the inappropriate hour of ten in the AM with a huge, pulsating, painfully hard boner! A priapism, the likes of which I hadn't seen in a decade. I wasn't staying in a hotel, but in the condo of a Thai colleague, so it was awfully difficult to make my escape without him noticing my swollen package.
My next step was to take a cab to Patpong, and I was at Star of Light before noon, where I found many attractive girls working. At this point the priapism continued to the point where it was clearly in danger of doing damage. As you may know, if a priapism continues for four hours, permanent damage becomes likely - and at this point I estimated I'd been 'up' for 2.5 hours.
I picked a cute girl who did a nice long fairly skilled BBBJ, and I enjoyed it, though when I eyed my member I could tell it didn't look quite right. A bit deformed somehow due to being so absolutely rock-hard. After a while I asked to do intercourse, and she demurred saying her vagina was 'small', and asked if she could bring in another. I said 'absolutely, as long as she's slim'. Well, she wasn't, but at least wasn't a great fatty, so boom-boom proceded with a lot of verve, her on top and then I, all out in the public domain. Finally I acheived satisfaction within her, but afterwards the demon priapism was still there! It still wouldn't go down, and was even more painful!
I paid up the $1,780 baht (80 for a Coke), added a small tip (yes they pleased me, the angels of mercy that they are), and zipped by cab to Bumrungrad. Alas all the urologists were on holiday, but while waiting to see a surgeon my priapism finally subsided. I can't describe to you gentlemen what a relief this was. If any of you have had a priapism perhaps you know. Not only are priapisms intensely painful, there is the anxiety one feels that one may be incurrin permanent damage, and finally of course the embarrassment of having to walk in public in that condition.
I'm happy to report that since this crisis I had sex normally in Pattaya and everything both came up and went down by the book. I did take a kamagra three days ago but that's nothing unusual for me... perhaps I'll lay off it a few days.