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Sorry to post this on this thread but I have a quick question for that asshole.
I read your recent Cambodia report, I have been to Kampot and I thought it was really great there. I prefer the non mainstream places, where you never know what is waiting for you when you walk through that brothel door..(Bangkok, Pattaya, Angeles etc etc is all too predicatable).
Question is: How was Battambang for whoring? Is it worth the trip?
Many thanks
BB
Genius post! This is the best Ive read in a long time, it needs some kind of prize.
Hong Nam yoo thi nai?
[QUOTE=That Asshole] ... Went back to examine the injury with the aid of two mirrors. It looked pretty horrible to me. Even some grey matter popped out. I carefully pushed the brain inside, not to lose any...
,,, In the hotel I tied half a plastic shopping bag on my head with some electricians tape and had a good sleep. Morning came and again with two mirrors I examined the hole and decided that it was too big to heal on it's own. It needed stitching. Balancing two mirrors and a sewing set proved impossible to manage with merely two hands, so it had to be done by a doctor, I decided finally. Fuck, money down the drain!
*****Thai hospital****
Got a moto to the nearest private hospital. Service totally awesome. No waiting. Fill in forms, asking about insurance (none), etc. I was in the operating theater within ten minutes, the nurses taking turns in commenting how serious the injury looked, ...
The doctor (a brain surgeon) appeared soon and tried to sell me the following products and services: 1. X-ray brainscan 2. Tetanus shot 3. Antibiotics all of which I graciously declined, just insisting that he sew the fuck all up and I get out of there. Reasoning that if I lose my money, life becomes pretty dim and funless so I better die with money still in my pocket. Which he being a Thai of course appreciated.
*****2000 baht++****
Fifteen minutes later, all sewed up I walked out. Lighter with 2000 baht in the pocket. And that was only so "little" because I refused all the extra services... Then after seven days a little clinic took out the stitches in Buriram.....for 50baht.
Lesson: You get great service in a Thai private hospital. But you have to watch everything they try to put on your bill and all the treatments you receive. It is done to serve them, and not you. Just like at any hospital in the world really. It's not about Thais, but rather about hospitals and doctors and similar vultures.[/QUOTE]
Very well written, entertaining, and informative post, as usual, TA, as I really enjoy reading about all your exciting adventures in the hinterlands of the LOS. But, let's see, ....
You slipped and fell on a slimy filthy wet floor in a brothel; cracked your head open to such an extent that it looked to you as though some brain tissue was comming out; had the wound pressed with a dirty white towel, later with newspapers; and later still, bandaged with a plastic bag and electrical tape; tried to stitch it up yourself in your room without success; finally went to a very good hospital; were seen by an excellent pysician, who cleaned and stitched it up properly for you; all for the paltry sum of 2000 baht, (about $58 USD) .... but you refused the Dr's advice that you receive a head X-ray, a tetnus shot, or even a dose of antibiotics ... is that about right?
You certainly saved a bundle from those "vultures," leaving me in awe of your brilliance, sir. Now I await with anxious anticipation your next story --no doubt a detailed description of how your fractured infected skull caused your head to swell up with pus to the size of a basketball, and how much money you saved by having it lanced by a street urchin at the night market. I just hope you live long enough to tell the tale.
Regards,
Daddy
Hi Asshole,
Are you one of those fuck-ups who travel without insurance and die by the side of the road from what started as a minor infection?
When I'm back in Eastern Isaan, I will look out for a farang with a bag over his head. Should look interesting.
B700 for a hooker in Isaan? You are joking, right:(?
Regards,
Freeler
Good report but you should have gone to see a doctor straight away.
I cannot believe you do not have any travel insurance I have a yearly worldwide one for about £50 a year and this will get me home with medical assistance included
[QUOTE=That Asshole]
Ubon Rachatani troubles - Isaan
Arriving from Yasothon, checked in to a hotel near to the 600B brothel area (see other posting).[/QUOTE]
Sorry, but I was unable to find the 'other posting' on this subject. I would love to know more about 600 baht brothels in Ubon Ratchathani, as I have been there several times and never found anything (much). Are there many?
[QUOTE=That Asshole]Yasothon Sex (a little bit) - and Isaan Life (a lot)
*****Thumb in bottom****
Must have been a totally awesome sight, dashing away in front of the waiting customers, a half red, half white fat farang, shouting and running naked, with his thumb up his bottom.[/QUOTE]I'm inclined to think that its impossible to run with your thumb up your ass. Unless you have very long arms/thumbs.
But fuck. Great story either way.
I am thinking of going to Thailand in October for a couple of weeks.
I would like to avoid the crowds in places like Bangkok or Pataya, so was thinking about one of the quiter places like Phuket. Is there any real diference between the numerous other places that you see advertised like Ko Sumi, Krabi and the like. I assume you can find willing girls wherever you stay.
Also, I would prefer to stay in an upmarket hotel. Are these type of hotels usually guest friendly
[QUOTE=Llantarnam]I am thinking of going to Thailand in October for a couple of weeks.
I would like to avoid the crowds in places like Bangkok or Pataya, so was thinking about one of the quiter places like Phuket. Is there any real diference between the numerous other places that you see advertised like Ko Sumi, Krabi and the like. I assume you can find willing girls wherever you stay.
Also, I would prefer to stay in an upmarket hotel. Are these type of hotels usually guest friendly[/QUOTE]
I haven't been to samui but have have Patong Phuket and that is more relaxed. One thing I will say is if you do have a girl visit Kon Chang it is very nice.
You will need to check with the Hotel but you could try booking the room for two people as this might help them not charging you a joiner fee.
Anyway, here is another one..... on the Cambodia Forum but just like the above....
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=631355&postcount=2016[/url]
***** Insurance anyone? *****
A couple of people Died under "mysterious" circumstances. Old Al Capone came in and asked:
"Hey Ladies, who wants protection?"
"We want it! Please protect us good Mr. Capone! Please help us otherwise we are all lost!" sang all the women.
Then old Al turned to the guys: "Hey men, who wants protection?"
"F.Off you old pig Al!" -shouted all the men. "We have guns, we can protect ourselves. Besides we want to be no slaves of a pig like you! We rather die than serve you. " So old Al Capone backed off.
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The moral of the story is that you have to stand up for yourself, otherwise the pigs eat you. They thrive on fears, that's their livelihood. They demonify death, illness and suffering so that you are scared shitless and turn to them. They offer you "insurance" but all it means that you pay, one way or the other. In installments or lump-sum.
***** Help Me! Pleeees! *****
So, please think about the original story. Should our "hero" have turned to the "nice doctor" for protection, very likely there would have been found "urgent emergency" for "lifesaving surgery" or the like. In effect, our "hero" would have become their slave, indebted for the rest of his life. And most importantly: He would have stayed stupid and dependent on them for the rest of his life too. Helpless and lost unless one of them "nice doctors", "nice cops" or the similar is nearby to "save his life", at any given time when he happens to be in shit again.
***** The good and the Selfless ******
However as it happened otherwise, the stupid moron in the story refused the "lifesaving kind and selfless help" and simply instructed the "body technician" to do a simple job by sewing him up for $50 and let's see what happens next. Does it appear only to me that by going this way he had accepted some more responsibility for his unfortunate condition and made himself "free" from the nice and selfless "helpers"? The nice "helper" who is most likely a slave himself, deeply buried in mortgages and debts which must be paid off urgently, or otherwise..... they take his house away.
And guess where that money should come from.
Yes, and even though that moron might "die" this way, but surely will die more peacefully and sure in himself than the "insured" smart guy who goes the full monty with his prepaid insurance and begs for help every time he gets in shit again.
***** You Learn... *****
You learn. Once you fall into a small ditch and manage to climb out, you will attempt to tackle deeper ones too. Don't beg every time for someone to pull yopu out, or otherwise you will stay lame for all your life. You "insured". What are you insured against?
Against Death? You will die. Tomorrow or 15 years later. A miserable and helpless death that is, because you never stood on your own feet. Against AIDS? You will suffer just as much in your life as any so called AIDS sufferer, despite of your insurance. And despite of wearing two condoms even on your tongue.
"Life Saving Treatments", as well as AIDS, Cancer and Terrorism have been "sold" successfully in this world for three reasons: Fear. Fear and Fear. The darkness of the unknown. Offering "insurance" against "fear" is the business of this century. Welcome aboard "insured guy". Al Capone would love your socks off.
***** A man is just a woman with a cock....---- Is this statement correct? ******
A man is just a woman with a cock...... From the comments on this board it is. Just take fotos of yourself poking your meter long cock into a woman-hole will make you a "man". Right? Otherwise is there no difference between you and the object of fuck?
"Life Saving Treatments", as well as AIDS, Cancer and Terrorism have been "sold" so successfully in this world because of women and "womanised men" who are ever keen consumers for this kind of pitiful merchandise.
***** Die Trying....*****
When you think that "your life had been truly saved", think again. Are you not just a helpless, lost "slave", ever crying for "Help! Help! Somebody Help Me!" during your whole superficial existence on this wasted planet? There was only one thing you missed : "Life" . And that is: trying to stand on your own feet, even if you Die Trying.
Yes, now please go and buy more "insurance" from Al Capone.
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Whoa, That Asshole! I quite admire your no-nonsense postings, but sometimes it's wise to choose your battles.
Of course one should use doctors as a resource, and not trust them with all the decisions (or with ANY decisions you don't understand). I always refuse silly symptom-treating drugs which don't address the underlying cause of a problem.
However, to risk dying of a brain bacterial infection because you refused an antibiotic after an open head wound is not a great deal in my book. It's almost like trying to cross Sukhumwit in Bangkok with a blindfold -- sure, you have every right to do it and feel more a man for it, but to most people it doesn't seem like a great idea.
Our not-so-distant ancestors, the real men that you so admire, usually died in their 30s. For me, I'd rather be just a tad careful and hopefully be sipping cold ones in Pattaya when I'm 60.
During my recent trip to Udon, I went for strolling along Adulyadej road as mentioned on ISG. It was dark and quiet with no clue of having mongering activities around. Probably the crackdown eliminated most of them, except at entrance of Soi 3 there was a mafia like youngster posted there like a guard checking whoever entering into the Soi where there was some pink lighting deeper in the Soi. But all the other part of the Soi was dark and quiet and I did not bother to venture into it in fear of safety.
So, I recall the conversation I had with tuk-tuk driver when going out for dinner earlier in the night; "Mr., where will you go after the meal? Are you interesting in having a companion to while away the loneliness?"
"Yeah, maybe so what do you have for offer?"
"Nice young girsl delivered to your room"
"How much does it cost?"
"800 - 1,000 Baht depending on age and look"
"Umm, it's a bit expensive but let me have your cellphone number and I may call you should I need your help"
I did not think about really using his service as my plan was to explore Adulyadek road area, but since there was nothing so I called up the tuk tuk driver for his delivery service. Telling him my type of lady and confirmed the price to be 800 Baht. I was told that in 30 minutes I will have someone at my room.
The bell rang after 35 minutes and a guy with lierced nose and earring appeared with a rather short long hair girl. Not too bad look and ample breast so no reason to turn down. I hate myself for not preparing exact change to hand to the guy which requested advance payment. Once I handed him 1,000 Baht note he said he only has 100 Baht for change. Neither the girl had any money with her and he persuaded me to give this extra 100 Baht as tip for her. I was in my pyjama or else would go down to get some smaller bills but just wanted to let him disappear before my mood get further deteriorate.
Once we are in the room, this girl "Eve" higged me in joy, she seemed to like me and I took it as a good sign. After showering she wasted no time to start the action. Kissing down my chest to the little brother for BBJ, Umm she seems to enjoy doing it for which I always like my partner to be in the same enjoying mood as I am.
After awhile, she started to ride on me as a cowgirl, changing various position and she begged to thrust deep and strong into her. The eat caught on us and she got quite violent in movement, we did it lying on bed, on the edge of the bed and standing holding her up. Finally we both came almost together and rested for a few seconds.
Upon withdrawing the little brother out from her we were both shocked to see the condom broke apart and the cream dipping! It was my first time ever to have such incidence and she was blaming me why not telling her so to cum outside of her. I told her that if I knew I would have done so.
She got worried for pregancy while I got afraid of STD, she said she does not take any pills so I told her to get the after-action pregancy prevention medicine fisrt thing in the morning next day and gave her some money for that. The enjoyment a few minutes ago turned to some worry on both of us.
What else can we do as it had already happened, so we sat down and chat a bit while waiting for someone to come and pick her up.
She is not a Thai but from Laos as she showed me her passport which indicates that she's 20. She had applied for hostell job at some nightclub in Vientiane but was turned down. So, crossing the border and did this work for the past 1 month or so.
After a small while the phone rang and she kissed for goodbye.
I walked her to the elevator and came back to sleep hoping that I will be safe from any disease and hoping that I will not see some guy resembling myself in Laos 20 years from now as result of what happened tonight.
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I was in Chiang Rai first week of August, wanting to try something new other than the soapie I went before.
Just as any town in Thailand, tuk-tuk driver seems to be the one to turn to if you do not know where to go at night. Across the street from Night Bazar there are many tuk-tuks waiting for customer, so I wander around and talked with one who look honest (to me).
I asked about most popular disco/pub in town which is called Sperm Pub (or Club?) and he asked back if I am looking for lady then it's better to go more straight to the point.
So, I asked him what's available and was told about some brothel type of place. I told him that I want to be able to see and choose the girl and prefer better quality one rather than down earth cheap type.
He said OK, hop on my car and let's go; but I told him that I want to know the price first and we have yet to agree to the tuk-tuk fare for the transportation.
He said that since I seem to be around in Thailand long enough so he does not want to waste time jagging up the price for haggling, so the price he tell is the net price for a Thai which is 700 Baht ST and for his time driving to the place and then to hotel for 60 Baht and I agreed.
We went into some back street behind WangCome Hotel making several turns into dark narrow alley, then the driver stopped his tuk-tuk and waited next to a house with iron gate.
The driver talked in small voie through the door to identify himself and then a guy with walkie-talkie came out inspecting me. The driver assured that I am not a police since this is a foreigner who can speak Thai. After deciding that I am safe for them, they lead me through the gate to the old wooden house with pink neon lights which you cannot see from outside.
It's cheicken farm type of place with around 12-15 girls. The girls were divided into 2 groups with different price. The first group was quoted 1,200 Baht ST and second group 1,500 Baht. I told him this is too much as we have to find hotel room elsewhere which cost extra and the girsl are not particularly attractive. So, the price was reduced to 1,000 Baht and 1,200 Baht and I argued that it is still not the price I know and he asked me how much I want to pay. 700 Baht as told by the driver was my reply and he murmered something before saying OK, special for you only for the first group but second group is still 1,000 Baht.
Since I could not see any difference between the 2 groups of different price, so proceeded with the 700 Baht group for selection and asked the guy how much for LT and was quoted 2,000 Baht. I said that's too steep and did not bother to ask further.
Made my choice and was asked to pay on the spot before leaving premise and then on my way back to the hotel. We both had a quick shower and proceed to bed. She lied down on bed and took no initiative so I asked her to do BJ and she refused! She said if I want to be serviced then it's 500 Baht extra and I started to argue but was quickly countered with her side of story.
She explained that the 700 Baht I paid would be divided to 200 Baht as commission for tuk-tuk driver, 250 Baht to the chicken farm owner and 250 Baht for her. So, with this little money there is no one to give any service but only fucking. I felt that she's really getting a bit too little and tried to bargain this 500 Baht down but finally budged to her (maybe I'm not a good negotiator).
This girl has quite good sklll as she used to work at some massage parlour in Pattaya so all the services she provided were done very professionally and that made me feel that the extra 500 Baht is really worth it. After the session, she asked if I like to extend for LT and I said No since I have early morning task to go out so prefer to have a peaceful sleep alone.
So, paid her the extra and sent her out my room and I proceeded for a good deep sleep.
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I was changing buses in the Korat station and found myself with two hours to kill. So I hopped on a motorcycle and headed down to the park for 40 baht. I never know what to call the park so I ask to be taken to the Far Thai Hotel - I stayed there years ago - and stroll from there.
It was around nine PM, and there were only a very few girls around, plus some of the now familiar blackshirted thugs (amatuer cops). I'll admit I wasn't approaching the scene properly, due to being in a rush, but I accidentally took the same middle aged but slim hag from a previous visit! This was the one who refused to give blow job. Sure enough she did so this time, and was so much trouble, and so uncooperative in the room that I just stroked it in and out bareback a few times before deciding to move on. Alas I had pre-payed 300 baht.
Back out in the park I found a much younger and more attractive one who was still rather piggish. She refused to go for 300 baht, insisting on 500. I finally agreed but only on the condition that no condom be inflicted. In the excellent short time room (60 baht) she turned out to be a huge pain just like the other one - these korat feelancers are so difficult. This time however I flatly refused to pre-pay, though I had to nearly get dressed and walk back out the door to get her to agree to it. This gave me more leverage, so after much dick-wilting argument, she finally agreed to blow job. This wasn't so badly done, and I managed to get aroused. Then she refused doggy style! Oh I miss Pattaya sometimes upcountry. Finally through much more irritating argument I got her to do this. In the end I creampied her though she had requested I come on her stomach. What an ordeal, and so overpriced.
Again I found the situation in Korat one of the worst in my travels in Thailand. I took another 40 baht taxi ride back to the bus station and boarded the bus to Pattaya. For those who take this route, I strongly recommend Srimongkol bus company (260 baht VIP) rather than Nakhon Chai Air. Many Thais like the latter - I believe it was one of the pioneers of middle class bus travel in Isaan, and it is very clean with stewardesses in cute little outfits. But, 405 baht Korat to Pattaya is unreasonable, and I have never seen such small seats in a VIP bus.
[QUOTE=Opebo] I never know what to call the park so I ask to be taken to the Far Thai Hotel - I stayed there years ago - and stroll from there.
For those who take this route, I strongly recommend Srimongkol bus company (260 baht VIP) rather than Nakhon Chai Air. [/QUOTE]
Opebo
I gave up on the direct korat – Pattaya route 8 years ago, I think the bus company was some stupid number like 569, perhaps Nakhon Chai Air is a reincarnation? The buses stunk of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] from the toilet & stopped at least 4 times along the way, Pak tong Chai, Kabin Buri, Chachoengsao, Chon buri to name a few. They weren’t fussy what time they would leave, usually by 10am when the bus filled up. It arrived at the Pattaya Klang depot with the walking asle full of unseated passengers sometimes 6pm / 7pm at night. Admittedly last time I drove myself along this route there were some major roads under construction just before Chachoengsao so things may be faster now. My perfered route last 6 years or so is via BKK mor chit then Pattaya but might try the direct route again soon.
The parks name?
I use pai yah mor (Thao Suranari) to get me to the centre of the park at least this avoids crossing the main road from the hotel side.
My local contact is not to sure of what the parks name might be but thinks it is suan chumphon. She went on to say “I remember that place only for its reputation, too many prostitutes there during the war“ How times haven’t changed.
Willo