FKK Palace - Frankfurt

Are things like the party on the 4th of Feb a monthly thing?

Going to be in Frankfurt for the weekend of 4th/5th March and will probably visit Palace on the Saturday and World on the Sunday. Don't want to find the place is far more packed than usual if it can be helped as less chance of getting what I want :)

[QUOTE=Crazy Travel] Are they really totally naked inside?

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As usual, the international mongerer needs understand the local culture. In Germany like in other Northern European countries, nudity is no big deal, the only issue is temperature. Everyone is naked in a regular sauna. And if a German likes the naked FKK environment, it's probably because it gives him the feeling to be on his annual summer beach holidays. It may be reminds him even his first teenage flirts on a nude beach. :) Yes, we are far from the US mentality of guys spending hundred of $$$ just to watch a stripping girl!

Hello,

I spend a couple of hours last week in Palace between 14:00-16:00. There were about 15 girls in the palace most of them in the 5-8 scale.

My first session was with a Patricia from Germany. Small lady, very thin with small breasts. The session was nice. A very good BBBJ and sex in various positions. After the session we chat together while she was trying also to pass her sister whish I refused. As an overall a 7 for her and a 7 for the session.

Second session was with Angelic from Russia. Again a small and thin girl. She is talking a lot and has a good sense of humour. During the session she was moaning all the time. She is giving a very very nice DT BBBJ using a lot of saliva and sacking all the genital area. Sex was average to good and she faked an orgasm while I was coming. The same point for her as for Patricia, 7 for appearance and 7 for service.

Does anyone know how far is InterCityHotel Frankfurt Airport from the Palace? and what would be the best way (inexpesive) to get from one to the other. Thanks

Gringo,

Palace is located in the Industrial section of Hausen, maybe 4-odd kms outside central Frankfurt. So how far is it from the Airport? About 4-odd kms further than it is from the Airport to central Frankfurt.

The least expensive way would be: Take S-bahn from Airport bahnhof to Frankfurt Hauptwache (two S-bahn stops beyond Frankfurt Hauptbahnhof), about 3.10E one-way. Get off at Hauptwache and change to the U-bahn, line 6 or 7. Take that four stops to Industriehof and you are a 5-minute walk from Palace. Maybe you should invest in a Tageskarte (Day Card for the S-bahn) that will allow you to journey back and forth on these metro trains all day and night!

Note also that a taxi to Palace from, say, Frankfurt Hauptbahnhof is about 10E...

I'll be there next week. Any sightings of big breasted Linda from Czech? She was awesome. Any others have experience with her?

Whilst directions are being mentioned, anyone know how far it is from Franklinstrasse to Palace? Gives the impression Franklinstrasse is next to the firground, but can't find a decent clear map of Frankfurt to judge the distance (could be a 10 minute walk or ride?)

[QUOTE=Chivaz]Hi Ortos,

Nah, not really a big drinker. I see you made the same spelling mistake as I did. I indeed was thinking about Chivas Regal when I decided on my nick but got the spelling wrong with the z vs s.

Was able to shrug of the experience at Palace at the time, been there done that and hopefully won't happen again. I am not whining, worse thing have happened and I am still alive and kickin' so no need to feel sorry for me ;-)

You are right Ortos, it is long overdue for me to get my butt to Germany. Haven't been able to visit for more than two months. Current engagements at work rule out a quick trip at current time. Let's see what the easter bunny brings.

Crazy travel: Yes, at Frankfurt FKKs they are naked. In many of the NRW clubs they have lingurie on. The ambience is good at Palace and Oase. Can be a bit boring at World IMHO, a bit more relaxed there. Entry price 65e, 50e for a 1/2 hour session. Read the "reports of distinction" and you will get the idea, it's all there.

Chivaz[/QUOTE]

Chivaz what you meen about boring in World?

[QUOTE=nordboer]Chivaz what you meen about boring in World?[/QUOTE]
The wibe at Palace and Oase is more energetic. More action in the Kinos, more public stuff going on, girls seem to have more fun. World is the place i that I most often get pretty bored in between sessions. On the other hand it is the most relaxing place of the three. Note that I am not that much up to date on the current wibe as I have not been able to visit since last November.

Chivaz

[QUOTE=Chivaz]The wibe at Palace and Oase is more energetic. More action in the Kinos, more public stuff going on, girls seem to have more fun. World is the place i that I most often get pretty bored in between sessions. Chivaz[/QUOTE]

Now, you see, to me its the other way around. In between sessions, Palace and Oase bore the hell out of me. The problem with me is I love to sauna, steam, swim, spa, drink, watch foorball on the TV and sleep. You can do all those things at World.

At palace and Oase, the clubs are so small - you can't run, you can't hide.

The vibe at those places is usually at a higher tempo than World I admit, but thats because World takes more filling before you get the "pressure cooker atmosphere" that most of these places rely on.

As for Girls, well you all know my opinion of Palace, Beffen hates Oase, and so on. thats an argument entirely based on taste that no one will win.

But you can't argue that the facilities at World out-way the others.

Hi Mike,

The reasons you give are exactly why World still gets its even share of my visits, specially during the summer time. When I go with friends or when I am meeting up with someone, it really does not matter, but when you are alone, World is the most "boring" of the three IMO, but that is a matter of degree not a huge difference

I agree on the facilities at World, they are on the whole the best.

Hell, I think it is all good, never had a big preference of one over the other of the big three and my favourite is at any time based 99% of the girls and their performance.

Chivaz

I visit Germany every 3-4 weeks on the way to work. I have a 10 hour layover going then stay overnight on the way back. My routine is to go to Palace on my short layover and then rotate between FKK's on the way back.

This was my least favorite stop during the day at Palace. To their credit the girls said that the day before was a big blow out party but there were only a handful of girls there at 11am when I arrived.

I had a WONDERFUL session with Victoria from Russia. DEEP kissing and lots of oral. She swears she had 3 orgasms. Great show? Who cares it was fun. this is the first time in dozens of visits where time got away from me. She VERY apologetically said that we were close to an hour and ask for 100 Euro. Between the great session and her attitude it was no problem.

The rest of the sessions were mediocre. By 6PM when I was getting prepped to leave there were still only 10 - 12 girls. Not the amazing crew I experienced last trip. I havent been to Oase in a while so I will go there the afternoon of Feb 9. If anyone wants to meet up please PM me.

Good hunting,

b

[QUOTE=JosephA]I'll be there next week. Any sightings of big breasted Linda from Czech? She was awesome. Any others have experience with her?[/QUOTE]Saw her in Nov. Would like to know if she's still there, she was a good time.

“M” gave me the mission. To fly over to West Germany to investigate reports of the machinations of a new master-criminal EARNSALOT BLOW-VELT. Or “BV” for short. This sinister shadowy figure was reported to be running a brothel codenamed “PALACE” in Frankfurt, with a sinister plan to make huge amounts of money at Ignatzmicer’s expense. I also had to investigate that miss Moneygrabber had also been suspected of deserting MI5 to work with BV himself, under the alias "Lena from Check Republic", Then I was to marry Diana Rigg, get her shot in the snow in the Sour Valley on the drive back home and make a full report to the board!

Flying in to Koln/Bonn from Liverpool (first class of cours) on Easyjet, I picked up my Aston Martin DB5, cunningly disguised by “Q” as a Renault Modus from Europcar. The likeness was incredible.

My first stop was to meet with Secret agents Wim and Woofie for some background reference work at Goldentime in Dusseldorf on the Thursday night and then with a suspected “Palace” collaborator called Fed, at “World” in Giessen with his henchman, the warily named “Desert Fox”. From there, I would scout the untainted local talent at World, then meet the two of them, with the local guide “Daedelus” at “Palace” to investigate the crimes of the new master Criminal

The Goldentime part went exceedingly well. Anita from Hungary (not the “World” Anita giving excellent service of an hour and a half full GFE for €150, followed by a forgettable, but nice Sarah Michelle Gellar lookalike for a half hour €50 quickie. All well here, club untainted, girls clean, welcome good, cost effective, friendly, return visit a MUST.

Then over to world on Thursday to meet Fred and DF. I managed a two and a half hour session with a great Girl called Michelle, full GFE, full just about bloody everything. After becoming desensitised to endless naked pussy Fred and I went to the Havannah bar in Linden on a pass-out, where great finger-food and even a complimentary “mini-beer” cocktail was had, served by super-fit happy waitresses. No trace of BV here then. It was here that Fred suggested going to PALACE the next day. I agreed, and went back to World for more investigation before the big event. A quick session with a little vixen called Maria confirmed that "World" was in excellent shape, with lots of new raw talent and good service everywhere.

Back at the Etap, I dropped Fred off at his room and opened my orders. Here, I heard about BV’s dreadful plan.

He had created an airless hell hole in the middle of Frankfurt and filled it with a newly created race of “UBER-HOOKERS”. Each one had huge silicon inserts cleverly located near their brains that turned them into remorseless money making machines, capable only of saying “ja, ja, fuck-me satsi” and variations thereof.

The Girls were to be easily recognised. They would have white lace-up Grecian style sandals, straight bleached blonde hair, black eyebrows, a harsh face with a hook nose and plaster of paris to fill up the laughter lines. Huge black cakings of mascara were likely to be found around the eye-units. Each girl would be called something like Daniella or Amber or Nadine and would be totally indistinguishable from each other. Presumably this was to keep maintenance costs down.

The worst was yet to come. BV had developed a disgusting virus, named after himself! It was supposedly totally harmless to men, and he was supposedly using it to infect these girls. It would make their pussies stink like fuck, and putting the man off his session to cut time. Therefore, the sessions could be repeated more often, the punter kept alive to be milked again, and the girl never gets told because the man feels embarrassed and makes excuses for his own inability to continue. ABSOLUTE GENIUS!!!

After a nice long chat with Fred and Daedelus at the Exchelsior I was primed and ready, not believing any of this. I had been to palace the month before, and was unimpressed, but nothing indicated anything this bad. We drove down, using M’s Tom-Tom navigation system supplied to me by the office. I walked into the hell-hole Palace, hoping to see uber-babes, but was shocked to find the most slovenly bunch of raggety mutts ever to grace an FKK club. Fred muttered something about it not being too good tonight so I soldiered on, trying to find evidence for the report. My instinct after an hour of this, was just to walk out in disgust. But unfortunately I didn’t.

I already knew the facilities here were a joke for a real Sauna man, having had a so-so trip there the previous month. No pool, broken spa bath, and chlorine smell creeping around everywhere, but at least the food was good. Notable were the tattooed muscle men from World who came in just to couch action the girls. Later they would fuck them of in short time. This amused me whilst waiting for the “real-girls” to walk in.

Then it happened. It was like invasion of the clones. The AmberDaniellaNadine creatures walked in. Dozens of them. Immediately, many of them started creeping up to the Maori wannabies from “World”.

Feeling scared, my first contact was with a known reference Girl, the truly excellent Leanna from Ukrane. One quick 20 minute session and she had me finishing in quick order. No problems here.

Later on, completely unable to find any girl that remotely looked interesting, real, or even attractive, I got fed up watching D and F go with their known favourites (who were not my type) and watching them have great sessions.

I got suspicious though, because these “good” providers were booked solid with private appointments. I could not get a session with Maria, for instance who was reasonably attractive to me, because she was booked solid in three-four hour appointments. On a more sinister note, the other providers were turning tricks with onerous regularity in short bursts. I should have been warned!!!

Desperate for a fuck, I braved the Nadia Clone. Being the best of all of them, I had high hopes of the silicon barbie-doll with the heavy black eyes.

In the room with Nadia, she seemed a nice enough person with some vague regard to her professional standing. She asked me to relax and did the BBJ thing almost well, but a bit hard, probably hoping I would come straight away. Failing that, she (surprisingly) invited sex, by opening her legs and crassly rubbing gunk over the whole vulva area, and it turned to a yucky white mess as she did it, whilst pretending it was masturbating. I then went quickly to missionary hoping to finish quickly, but then the problems really started. One hand over the front of the vagina to prevent body contact at that point and another hand on my chest to prevent upper body contact. The ecstatic shouting was hilarious. A total joke. Then the smell started. It was true!! The BV virus was working a treat. I went to doggie to bravely try to defeat it, but I had to stop. Whole session time - FOUR minutes! I even made the excuse I was too sore to carry on, so as not to hurt her feelings. I paid her the full 50 euros and she told me it was best if I went home!!!!!

I then did not shower and went straight to Fred and Daedelus for verification. They were in the Spa . I thrust my unwashed hand, which was now only a fraction as smelly under their noses in turn. Daedelus nearly threw up and Fred actually ran off and ordered me to wash my hands before entering the water.

A worse session (if possible) followed with Check Lena. (AKA Miss MONEYGRABBER) I have had better service in my WORST Asterdam window sessions. I got: “I’m too busy to talk, do we go to the room or not?”. Along with “I will not lie down beside you, I am tired and I may go to sleep” and “Your dick is not hard enough to fuck” - which is a self fulfilling prophecy, after refusing any foreplay. I got five miutes of sucking. I then just wanked off with her helping me; in order to try and get my money’s worth. I then joined Daedelus in the Kino.

Daedelus was pissed off because he could not get time with his baby. Fred was pissed off waiting for Katerina for yet another session with her, although we had some fun watching her with a guy in a kino, giving only the kind of service I would expect as normal at World or Goldentime. Fred, after timing the session to the minute managed a last session by jumping in just after payment. Comment of the night from Fred as we watched the current customers performance in the Kino.. "Ah look, He's soft already, he he he ". Cruel, very cruel as Fred waited there with fresh towel and wallet in had.

I drove off in disgust for breakfast at "World" the next day.

I drove back over the snow covered sour valley, failed to find Diana Rigg, and flew back to compile my report.

Mike De-Havilland

How late does public transport run on Friday night?

QUOTE=Ortos]Gringo,

Palace is located in the Industrial section of Hausen, maybe 4-odd kms outside central Frankfurt. So how far is it from the Airport? About 4-odd kms further than it is from the Airport to central Frankfurt.

The least expensive way would be: Take S-bahn from Airport bahnhof to Frankfurt Hauptwache (two S-bahn stops beyond Frankfurt Hauptbahnhof), about 3.10E one-way. Get off at Hauptwache and change to the U-bahn, line 6 or 7. Take that four stops to Industriehof and you are a 5-minute walk from Palace. Maybe you should invest in a Tageskarte (Day Card for the S-bahn) that will allow you to journey back and forth on these metro trains all day and night!

Note also that a taxi to Palace from, say, Frankfurt Hauptbahnhof is about 10E...[/QUOTE