Hong Kong Club Reports

[QUOTE=Sound7]"Nature of your trip?", "Why are you in Tijuana?" are some of the common variation questions they can ask. Also "What are you bringing back? All this in 10 seconds or less. Have fun.[/QUOTE]

When they ask me, I just tell them, "I'm visiting." "touristing" "I'm here for the tacos" and other variations of those. All legible and they never have any follow up questions.

Once when they asked me what I was bringing back, I grabbed my stomach and with a sick look on my face I said, "Probably ringworms." The guy said, "Ahh shit!" then laughed and waved me to move on.

[QUOTE=Dylan]It was the river footbridge...I was rounding the stairs on my way back to the border, on the border side of the river. The staircase that is almost connected to that Mexocan restaurant.

The street vendors were gone for the night, and TJ's finest were waiting there by the empty vendor stands, so that anyone walking back to the border across that bridge would have to pass right by them.[/QUOTE]

Yes I thought so. I USED to walk back if it was daylight but got hassled by the pigs one too many times. So now, regardless of what time it is I always take a cab back (50 pesos) to the McDonalds by the border and walk from there. I DO NOT like the "normal" border drop off point cause its so fucking dark and there are WAY too many creeps/cops hanging in the shadows....


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[QUOTE=Cobra Comander] So now, regardless of what time it is I always take a cab back (50 pesos) to the McDonalds by the border and walk from there.
CC[/QUOTE]50 peso($3.80 usd) is better than $5.

See picture on #893 :)

Experience would vary at CBP inspection point based on the situation and current level of threat. Be alert and stay calm. It would be a loud drill Sergent questioning. Requires very little response and no sudden movement. Follow the direction to empty the pockets and spread for a pat down of the whole body.
Like a Airport Secondary inspection after the bells set-off. No one moves for few seconds to minutes. Exit the building and head home.

Once I was asked to account for my time in TJ.
[QUOTE=Efjayel]When they ask me, I just tell them, "I'm visiting." "touristing" "I'm here for the tacos" and other variations of those. All legible and they never have any follow up questions.

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[QUOTE=Sound7]Experience would vary at CBP inspection point based on the situation and current level of threat. Be alert and stay calm. It would be a loud drill Sergent questioning. Requires very little response and no sudden movement. Follow the direction to empty the pockets and spread for a pat down of the whole body.
Like a Airport Secondary inspection after the bells set-off. No one moves for few seconds to minutes. Exit the building and head home.

Once I was asked to account for my time in TJ.[/QUOTE]

I don't understand the paranoia associated with crossing the border. These guys are not the Morality Police. You can look 'em in the eye and tell 'em you were porking every puta in the zona norte and there isn't shit they can do about it. As long as it's not a minor, it's legal whether they like it or not.

They ask dumb-ass questions to see if you speak English, if you look shifty, nervous, whatever.

Whenever they ask what I was doing I just say I was having a beer with friends.

[QUOTE=HornyTraveler]No none of that.
I just don't think I would use coupons to pay for private dances or for sex services.
It's just me I feel cheap passing coupons to a girl. I wonder if you get the same quality dance when using coupons?
Anyway don't get me wrong I'm not a rich guy I use coupons for a lot things in life like a car wash, food at the market etc but not for pleasures with the ladies.[/QUOTE]

I think this is the TJ effect. Me and my friends had no problem using strip club copouns for free cover or free student/military night in the US. I bet if HK charged a cover ya'll would be auto printing the free cover coupon like the Oprah KFC chicken coupon. Keeping prices low helps everyone. This is a recession. Everyone is not highrolling from Caliente money.

[QUOTE=Efjayel]Yes I do think it makes me look cheap using a coupon.

It has nothing do with trying to be macho. It just reminds me of being young and trying to save $0.15 cents on a jar of peanut butter or 20 cents on a loaf of bread because my mom would force me to use coupons. I always felt so embarrased using coupons and felt like a cheapskate trying to save a few measly cents. Not to mention the disgruntled look on the cashier when I handed them a coupon, cause they now had to adjust the register to the new price. I hated using them and I would be forced to only to save a bit of pocket change that would later end up in the couch anyways.

Let's just say I haven't had a good experience with coupons and simply preffer not to use them or relive the moments when I did. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for saving money. I'd use them for discount on a hotel or to rent a car, but to use them for a waitered drink or a lap dance. Hell no![/QUOTE]

I understand what your saying. The experience and satisfaction is what counts! If you pay a HK Chica $70 and don't nut or she wants you to fuck her hand instead then your screwed. The quality of service is something bigger to worry about.

The club is the one who is not making money ( at first) off of the coupons !

The employees are still making their same money.

Coupon or not the employees income is the same.

The purpose of the coupons is to get you in the club and keep you there so you will spend more money (now the club makes the real money).

The only effect the coupons really have is the thickness of your wallet and the rest is in your mind.

If you are already planning to go to HK, using the coupons will have no negative effect on your stay.

$80 session at HK ?

Ridiculous when considering where you are at and what else is around.

Using a coupon does not obligate you to only using HK services.

Get a coupon ride to the zona. You are going to zona already.

Buy a drink and get the coupon validated for your next. You are already going to buy a drink.

Roam around the zona if you wish.

Stop back at HK for more show and your free drink. You most likely was going to stop again anyways.

When you are ready to leave the zona you can use the return coupon.

It only saves you $13.50 but you are not going out of your way or being prevented from doing your roaming.

$13.50 will pay for your parking in USA.

Very few things are available to your benefit , so you should use what you can.

The lap dance coupon should have no effect on your dance because the chica is making the same amount of money as if you were paying full price.

She will still be trying to get you worked up so you will spend more on her.

Waitered drink shame?

You can still tip as if you did not use a coupon, after all that is the only thing the waiter cares about.

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What's up with that chunky little ape who's constantly cruising through HK's, giving back/neck rubs and pounding shoulders for dollars? She came up on me last week and nearly broke my neck with that unique Shitzu (sic) technique. Then she jammed her tongue in my ear and said "sockee very nice twennee dollars". Err no thanks Honey, I have a chiropractor's appt.
I would be willing to bet money that she makes as much as many of the decent looking chicas in there, given her constant cruising for $ and high energy level.

[QUOTE=Cobra Comander]Yes I thought so. I USED to walk back if it was daylight but got hassled by the pigs one too many times. So now, regardless of what time it is I always take a cab back (50 pesos) to the McDonalds by the border and walk from there. I DO NOT like the "normal" border drop off point cause its so fucking dark and there are WAY too many creeps/cops hanging in the shadows....

CC[/QUOTE]Well, I went down to go to HK twice in the last few weeks. On one of the trips, I did walk back after dark, with no problem. It was a Sunday, though, and not much activity out. It was even more scary than when there were lots of people around.

On a side note, I have noticed that the chicas are now asking $80 as a standard response to asking to go to the room.

I simply refuse. Each time they've backed down and accepted $60. There was chica in there, BEBE, who looked like a fitness model. She had abs like a bodybuilder. Fine, fine, fine.

I cruised through bot Adelitas and Chicago Club, but not much action in either.

Has anyone ever gone to the Bull fights? Sorry, off-topic I know, but I've been curious and was thinking of going before the end of the season.

[QUOTE=Dylan]On a side note, I have noticed that the chicas are now asking $80 as a standard response to asking to go to the room.

I simply refuse. Each time they've backed down and accepted $60.[/QUOTE]Guys are afraid of looking cheap, so the chicas are using it against them. As the peso increases in value, as it is now, the prices will rise for everything including the price of beer. Telling people to use pesos to keep the prices down does not seem to work. When the prices go up, the non peso users will now be crying "WHY?". The answer is simply the chicas have gotten used to your non cheap ways. You have created the monster so now you have to deal with it.

I still push the equivalent (in pesos) of $50-$55 for arriba. Yes I do get turned down by some of the uppity top tier but I am not contributing for a price increase. I do not approach them for service (club chicas) but instead situate myself so that they ask me. This is a newer approach for me but because of their ways of trying to get more money, I have adapted my ways. I feel if they ask me first, I am in a better position to negotiate than for me to start the negotiations and seem weak to their female powers.

The increase in club chica arriba will have little effect on me ( beer will) because they are not my favorite but in stead are my foul weather fall backs.

[QUOTE=Dylan]Has anyone ever gone to the Bull fights? Sorry, off-topic I know, but I've been curious and was thinking of going before the end of the season.[/QUOTE]I was told they don't have the bull fights quite as often now. I wanted to attend the one in late May but had to return home the week before. You can get info at the Tuijana information buildings just across the border before going through the gate and the location on Revolution. They said you should see posters hanging around town. If you find out when they have the next one, please post.

[QUOTE=Ho Lover1]I was told they don't have the bull fights quite as often now. I wanted to attend the one in late May but had to return home the week before. If you find out when they have the next one, please post.[/QUOTE]This is the wrong thread but here is where to look.

[url]http://www.borderbullfights.com/2008cartel.html[/url]

July 26, August 9, August 23 and September 6

[QUOTE=Cobra Comander]Yes I thought so. I USED to walk back if it was daylight but got hassled by the pigs one too many times. So now, regardless of what time it is I always take a cab back (50 pesos) to the McDonalds by the border and walk from there. I DO NOT like the "normal" border drop off point cause its so fucking dark and there are WAY too many creeps/cops hanging in the shadows....

CC[/QUOTE]I hate those bastards, too. There were four of them, lurking in the shadows before the bridge. Each of them took a turn checking the lint in my pockets. Maybe those creeps are dead now. The dirty cop night shift starts at 8 PM.

[QUOTE=Sgt Perv]The increase in club chica arriba will have little effect on me ( beer will) because they are not my favorite but in stead are my foul weather fall backs.[/QUOTE]What are your favorites?