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[QUOTE=Kimino]I will be at Artemis next week.
Probably thursday evening quite late, and friday and saturday a lot earlier.
It would be fun to meet someone from the forum.
In case someone wants to meet. I'll be wearing a bathrobe.
Ciao[/QUOTE]I was there last November and saw some guy wearing a bathrobe. Was that you?
[QUOTE=Kimino]I will be at Artemis next week.
Probably thursday evening quite late, and friday and saturday a lot earlier.
It would be fun to meet someone from the forum.
In case someone wants to meet. I'll be wearing a bathrobe.
Ciao[/QUOTE]
I take it that you are aware that next weekend will likely be crazy busy at Artemis due to the annual Venus Berlin trade show for all things sex industry related. Maybe that is also why you are here and visiting at this time but personally I would give Artemis a miss on those days. The girls will be in full business mode and have no time for the niceties.
If you do go I suggest an early start before the girls start dragging men upstairs without so much as a hello.
And all this may just be personal preference on my part.
[QUOTE=Angus Magee]I take it that you are aware that next weekend will likely be crazy busy at Artemis due to the annual Venus Berlin trade show for all things sex industry related. Maybe that is also why you are here and visiting at this time but personally I would give Artemis a miss on those days. The girls will be in full business mode and have no time for the niceties.
If you do go I suggest an early start before the girls start dragging men upstairs without so much as a hello.
And all this may just be personal preference on my part.[/QUOTE]Yes, I'll be there for the Venus. I know it's not the perfect time to be there unfortunately. But being in Berlin, I can't see myself missing the place.
Still I think I'll have fun. :-)
Ciao
[QUOTE=Uhclem]I was there last November and saw some guy wearing a bathrobe. Was that you?[/QUOTE]Possibly? Was it yellow or white?
Still, think it could be funny to meet with someone from the forum.
Hope I'm not going against some rules of this forum, in case, I apologize.
Regarding what Angus said, he is totally correct, I do remember last year being very busy the place. Often there where no rooms available and you ended up either at the Kino or in those round sofas with curtains that are in the main room.
Definitely crazy but also funny and I remember having a very nice time, until real late.
The number of girls was more than enough and also the level. Just it was difficult to find a place where to go, at some point.
Ciao
With regard to the coming weekend and busy-ness at Artemis. You have to remember that from my perspective these kinds of weekends really suck. But that is because I am a regular there and I compare it to weekends of just normal busy-ness or even slow nights which I love.
If you visit infrequently then you have to visit when you visit regardless, of course, of how busy it is. All I mean to say is that it will be very busy this weekend and finding a GFE (well, that is a GFE by my standards) will be difficult. But not impossible. Artemis on a really hopping night can be fun. The girls are making money and therefore in general a good mood and high energy.
Have fun and look out for those suspicious wet spots you find on the leatherette sofas on a busy night;-))
[QUOTE=Angus Magee]Have fun and look out for those suspicious wet spots you find on the leatherette sofas on a busy night;-))[/QUOTE]Thx for the heads up! :-)))
I'll pay attention and hopefully meet you another time when I'll be in Berlin in a less busy period!
All the best.
I was in Berlin during last year's Venus and don't recall it being too busy at Artemis then but to me it's not a big issue. I will be in Berlin again and "have to" visit Artemis because that's the purpose of my trip.
I actually prefer it when it's busy because it means I won't get attacked by some of them that much. The downside of it is if the good ones are busy. I think the good outweighs the bad though.
[QUOTE=ararat]I was in Berlin during last year's Venus and don't recall it being too busy at Artemis then but to me it's not a big issue. I will be in Berlin again and "have to" visit Artemis because that's the purpose of my trip.
I actually prefer it when it's busy because it means I won't get attacked by some of them that much. The downside of it is if the good ones are busy. I think the good outweighs the bad though.[/QUOTE]
Well I guess that like pizza (and sex)-even when it is bad it is still pretty good.
And for me the issue of girls "attacking" is more or less a none issue as they all know me and know that their pressure tactics will not work.
But with my up coming visit to Oase next week maybe I will have to practice again my
thanks but no thanks".
I'm visiting Berlin at the end of October - want to make sure that I visit FKK Artemis while in town.I've been to many of the FKK's in NRW and Hessen. Looking forward to comparing Artemis to those clubs.
Question: Looks like I will have Sunday (either day or evening) or Monday to visit the club. Any comments on which day would be better? Also, I generally leave my cellphone in the 'cash' locker at FKK's. However, this trip I'll need to have it with me to check emails/texts. Is this a problem at Artemis?
Thanks in advance.
[QUOTE=Angus Magee]But with my up coming visit to Oase next week
Angus
Like you, I was converted earlier this year from a Wohnungspuffs regular to an Artemis adherent.
I went to Frankfurt last Friday to try out the so-called 'Hessen 3'. I ended up missing out on the Geissen FKK World leg of the trip 'because of logistical issues, but I made it to Oase and to Palace.
Oase is a large complex, but the interior space is somewhat smaller than Artemis. There were perhaps 50 girls there on Friday and 70/100 guys, and the place felt packed. There is nowhere to relax without being surrounded by people and it just felt cramped all round. The fornt-desk staff were particularily unfriendly, even hostile, and I found the facilities to be a big disappointment after Artemis. The changing-room areas are run-down, the lockers are ridiculously small, the bar service is poor and the nookie rooms are absolutely tiny with just enough space for a bed. On the upside however, the outdoor areas are really extensive and I'm sure that during the summer it's a really nice place to go pooning. Also, the quality of the eye-candy was first-rate (better than Artemis), and the girls' service was top rate too. If I hadn't ever previously been to Artemis no doubt I would have felt in paradise in Oase, but as it was I was disappointed overall.
Given that Oase is reputed to be the superior establishment, it was with some trepidation that I returned to Central Frankfurt later that evening to visit FKK Palace. I was pleasantly surprised. It is smaller than Oase, but not dramatically so, and I found the facilities to be at least as good. The changing areas are more generous, the staff are more courteous and the girls are equally good-looking. Once again, there is less pressure from sharks here than in Berlin. In the rooms, the girls gave just as good a service as at Oase.
On balance, I preferred Palace to Oase, but in summertime I might have felt different. To my mind, the girls are better in Frankfurt than in Berlin, but the clubs themselves are markedly inferior to Artemis in terms of their amenities.
My point to you however is this. Don't go to Frankfurt and just visit Oase. Take the time out to visit Palace too if you can. The local advice on this forum is that Oase is distinctly the better of the two, but my experience was otherwise.
If you do manage to visit both establishments, I'd be very interested to hear how you think that they compare.
On a final note, I can recommend a girl from each club, if you're interested. Loiuise from Valencia at Oase and Gina at Palace. I won't bother with CV's here. You can check them out for yourself when you're there. Good luck. After frequenting Artemis for 9 months it's quite fun to do an FKK road-trip, but, variety aside, I'm not sure that either place has anything to offer that Artemis doesn't do better.
Enjoy!
Charlie
[QUOTE=Ciepkahunter]I'm visiting Berlin at the end of October - want to make sure that I visit FKK Artemis while in town.I've been to many of the FKK's in NRW and Hessen. Looking forward to comparing Artemis to those clubs.
Question: Looks like I will have Sunday (either day or evening) or Monday to visit the club. Any comments on which day would be better? Also, I generally leave my cellphone in the 'cash' locker at FKK's. However, this trip I'll need to have it with me to check emails/texts. Is this a problem at Artemis?
Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]
Sunday & Monday are obviously slower days at Artemis (as at most clubs I imagine) and I don't think that there is much difference as to which is better. Both days are also pensioner/taxi driver discount days so if you happen to be a pensioner (or a taxi driver;-)) you will get half off your entrance fee if you can prove it.
If not then the girls will probably be happy to have a younger stud with whom to play. Seriously, I find that a slow day can be just as much fun, if not more, than a day when the girls are hopping busy. When you do find a girl you like she will likely be more willing to sit/talk/flirt rather than rushing off to the room.
As to the cell phone-they have a pretty strict policy about no cell phones or Blackberries (for guests-I do see the girls with their cell phones occasionally) in the bar or any where except the entrance area & the locker room. Having one out in these areas is, I believe, grounds for being thrown out of the club. You might just be able to get away with it at the downstairs bar but I would be pretty careful and strictly speaking it is not allowed.
[QUOTE=Charlie 123][QUOTE=Angus Magee]But with my up coming visit to Oase next week
Angus
Like you, I was converted earlier this year from a Wohnungspuffs regular to an Artemis adherent.
I went to Frankfurt last Friday to try out the so-called 'Hessen 3'. I ended up missing out on the Geissen FKK World leg of the trip 'because of logistical issues, but I made it to Oase and to Palace.
Oase is a large complex, but the interior space is somewhat smaller than Artemis. There were perhaps 50 girls there on Friday and 70/100 guys, and the place felt packed. There is nowhere to relax without being surrounded by people and it just felt cramped all round. The fornt-desk staff were particularily unfriendly, even hostile, and I found the facilities to be a big disappointment after Artemis. The changing-room areas are run-down, the lockers are ridiculously small, the bar service is poor and the nookie rooms are absolutely tiny with just enough space for a bed. On the upside however, the outdoor areas are really extensive and I'm sure that during the summer it's a really nice place to go pooning. Also, the quality of the eye-candy was first-rate (better than Artemis), and the girls' service was top rate too. If I hadn't ever previously been to Artemis no doubt I would have felt in paradise in Oase, but as it was I was disappointed overall.
Given that Oase is reputed to be the superior establishment, it was with some trepidation that I returned to Central Frankfurt later that evening to visit FKK Palace. I was pleasantly surprised. It is smaller than Oase, but not dramatically so, and I found the facilities to be at least as good. The changing areas are more generous, the staff are more courteous and the girls are equally good-looking. Once again, there is less pressure from sharks here than in Berlin. In the rooms, the girls gave just as good a service as at Oase.
On balance, I preferred Palace to Oase, but in summertime I might have felt different. To my mind, the girls are better in Frankfurt than in Berlin, but the clubs themselves are markedly inferior to Artemis in terms of their amenities.
My point to you however is this. Don't go to Frankfurt and just visit Oase. Take the time out to visit Palace too if you can. The local advice on this forum is that Oase is distinctly the better of the two, but my experience was otherwise.
If you do manage to visit both establishments, I'd be very interested to hear how you think that they compare.
On a final note, I can recommend a girl from each club, if you're interested. Loiuise from Valencia at Oase and Gina at Palace. I won't bother with CV's here. You can check them out for yourself when you're there. Good luck. After frequenting Artemis for 9 months it's quite fun to do an FKK road-trip, but, variety aside, I'm not sure that either place has anything to offer that Artemis doesn't do better.
Enjoy!
Charlie[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the short report Charlie.
For me the road trip is as much about going to a different environment and hanging with a few fellow mongers as it is about finding new and (better?) pussy. So I am just curious to see what else is out there. And I have no doubt that Artemis is a good club and I will return. It does a lot of stuff well Artemis. But I can not help but think that it could do with a little competition. I hope that the new club supposedly opening soon in Spandau will give Artemis this competition and keep her a little bit on her toes.
Just came back.
Been to Artemis th, fr and sat and spent a lot of hours there. Apart the girls, I wanted to relax and have fun. A friend was with me on Thursday, met another guy on friday and had a nice time talking between a girl and the other.
There where hours when the action was a bit chaotic, lots of people coming in and not enough rooms available, but this really lasted not very long, lets say 1 or 2 hrs.
In one case I ended up in a room which was a real mess, this happened in the lower level where the swimming pool is.
Apart from that, all was great.
I'm not into giving detailed girl reviews, I don't remember the names, I don't even remember the experiences but I do remember the general feeling I get at the end of the day, and it was allways great.
In these long multi day sessions, I usually get some "bad" experiences among the wonderful ones. This time it was different, with all the girls I had very nice and honest sessions, real sweet.
This either means that I'm a lucky guy or that in general the percetage of "bad" girls is very low at this time. I tryed probably 10, in 3 days.
For "bad" I mean the following attitudes:
- girls that start humming when the get through the door of the room
- refrigerators in general
- girls that exagerate the showing off
- girls that are too aggressive or clearly want to make you end asap
My highlights:
-An italian girl called Carla (i think), not very very young, dark hair, beautiful body. A pro but had very nice time with her. Had some extras.
- A Spanish girl. Young, dark hair, nice body and face (maybe not the nicest at the Artemis). Very very sweet. After staying with her we got back down and chatted, to a point where I decided to spread my action because the situation was getting on different level.
- A polish blonde, not too young girl. Absolutely great! In general I tend to exclude polish girls because many of the "bad" experiences I had where with girls from poland but this one chaged all.
- A real cute Romanian, 23 yrs. blond girl. With a black necklace. She was very very nice and also turned to be a sweet girl in the room.
I was told that on Wednesday night it's lingerie night where girls dress up a bit.
I really love that stuff but never happened to be there in a wednesday.
Anyone went and can say how it was?
Ciao!
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Visited Artemis yesterday and it wasn't great.
Nothing was really bad and I had only one session I wasn't happy with but on the other hand nothing was really good either. Several girls were doable but there weren't anybody I really felt like I must have.
An average visit on an average Saturday.
I will go to Oase next Saturday instead and will hope for a better time there.
Well to cut a long story short I had no real intention to visting a fkk club but I got to read some of the great reports. And so after reading the great reports and because I will be in berlin on the 7th November I'm going to vist artemis. I was bored one day and I read every report about artemis (I know sad). But its all thanks to one person angus magee I loved your reports its like a film because I see the change happen you angus. You are like me you like small brothel our bordelle and I see on your old reports and you all intrigued about artmeis and even questioing the price of artmeis and now two years later you are the master of arteims reports. But before you think I'm falling in love with you angus I just want to get your advice if you were a newbie like me who has have never been to fkk club what would you have done differently when you were starting off in fkk clubs. Keep the reports coming angus I really think you should go to some book publishing company to see if they will take your artmeis reports to print. By the way am I allowed to carry my phone and when do I pay the girl before our after the session. And that question I asked to angus is open to anyone if you could help me thanks so much. I'm a newbie and just want to know what you would have done diffrent when you were starting out.