Bogota Reports

[QUOTE=Bango Cheito]BULLSHIT....

hooking up in bars in Bogota is EASY, especially as an exotic foreigner. As a matter of fact, you generally will NOT find them during the day, they're looking for it at night, and the bars are the place, just like anywhere else on Earth!

However if you don't speak any Spanish just how are you gonna go about it?

ESPECIALLY in Bogota your Spanish has to be not only fluent, but it has to be good quality too, people in that town are very formal, especially with people they just met. If you speak Nuyorican slang with English words all over the place never used 'usted' in your life, you ain't gonna make a good impression with anybody but the bottom rung of the social ladder. In THAT aspect Bogota is NOTHING like the US. They'll cut you a little slack for being a foreigner, but communication is key!

Personally I wouldn't recommend ANYWHERE in Colombia either for pro OR non-pro action unless your Spanish is decent. If you want Colombian pussy and your Spanish isn't up to par, stick to Curacao or Aruba maybe, or even CR. If you want non-pro Colombian pussy, well frankly, I dunno how you'd do any better than that poster did without great Spanish. Even in NYC or Miami, why are they going to give you the time of day if you can't even relate to them on their own level?

Also, if you are in a dance bar (this poster wasn't but just as an aside) and you can't dance you are almost certainly wasting your time. The two ways into a Colombiana's secret garden are by dancing and getting them hot and bothered, and by chatting them up and making them laugh, Colombians are the most fucking verbose people on Earth. Colombian guys pick up women in bars with real great stimulating conversation, seeing some of these guys at work is fucking unbelievable!! :P[/QUOTE]

Strangely enough Bango, you're totally wrong. Whilst I learnt Spanish and dancing to improve my luck, Bogotá was far from a barren wilderness dereft of even non-pro pussy for me before I did. And I'm about as good looking as a car wreck and don't flash the cash either.

Go figure.

[QUOTE=Bango Cheito]
... If you want to score with a non-pro in ANY of those places, I'd say first order of business is to learn the language and the culture well, and then you won't be 'missing anything'.[/QUOTE]

Well you can't argue with that!

How the heck can you pick up a non-pro if you can't speak to them?
You can only say "hola" and "eres linda" so many times :)

Thank God I speak the language and I'm good-looking ... hahaha :)

Suerte!

[QUOTE=UrbanWildlife]
The taxi drivers in Bogota are the biggest criminals in the city as far as I am concerned. I am willing to bet more than half of them tried to rip me off, and it was not only because I was a gringo.[/QUOTE]

I vary in my opinions about Bogotá's taxi drivers depending on how many of the scum I've had rip me off recently. I make a lot of trips on just a few routes so I do know exactly what the going rate is. And *too* many times I've been ripped off.

But I'm also of the opinion that the times I thought I was getting ripped off initially I probably wasn't. I've also had a few times when the meter showed, and the driver requested, what was clearly _under_ the going rate -- and yes, I did pay him what was correct and advised him to get his meter checked.

But the meter is not reliable: its easy to rig it to overcharge and its never checked.

And if you know you're being overcharged *nobody* is gonna help you: the taxi company doesn't give a fuck and neither do the police.

And yes, this scum is just as happy to rip off the locals as the gringos.

I now know a guy who's buying taxis for his family there, and use those, and those of the extended family by preference, which saves a lot of pain.

Wait a minute. You were raving to your pretty Cachaca about your linda Barranquillera? How did that come across? Ya tienes cajones. If I raved about any other gal to my chica I'd get a whipping.

On another note... tell us about your trip to Barranquilla. I need something to day-dream about today.


[QUOTE=Ricker]I'll have to agree with this 100 percent ... no doubt!!

I've been running around Colombia for years and for me, meeting chicas in the daytime is by far the easiest.

I've had some success in Bars/Discos at night, but like guys have said here, most of the time they are in groups and less approachable.

Of course I rarely use the "usted" word ....
That's a joke .... hahaha.

Suerte amigos!

By the way ... speaking of hot Bogota chicas ... I met the sweetest, prettiest chica in Barranquilla ... was raving to her about "mi dulce Costenita" (my sweet coastal chica) ... and she told me her and her family were from Bogota ... imaginate! Now she's my "dulce Rolita" :)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Winner71]Wait a minute. You were raving to your pretty Cachaca about your linda Barranquillera? How did that come across? Ya tienes cajones. If I raved about any other gal to my chica I'd get a whipping.

On another note... tell us about your trip to Barranquilla. I need something to day-dream about today.[/QUOTE]

I was talking to the same chica about her.
I thought she was from Barranquilla, but turns out that she lives in Barranquilla but is from Bogota.

I'd never talk to one chica about another's beauty .... I'm dumb but not that stupid :)

Maybe I'll throw a report in the Barranquilla section ... not much mongering though ... I'm looking for amor :)

The best bet for getting a cab on the street is to take the little Twingos and other such cars. The (slightly) bigger ones are the ones that frequently have the altered meters.

Also just like in most other big cities, ALWAYS have exact change for the taxi. They forever try to pull that 'I don't have change' shit on you. And it is NOT customary to tip taxi drivers in Bogota or anywhere else in Colombia.

Taxi fares can vary quite a bit on the same trip due to traffic volume. They were 30-40% lower on car-free day!!!

Also if you can take advantage of it don't be afraid to get on the TransMilenio... during heavy traffic times it is far and away the fastest way around the city!

Hi all, does anyone have a good dato? How much should it cost.

A good club. Does anyone have a suggestion?

Bug

UrbanWildLife,

I'm very interested in hearing how it went in regards to your dental work? Was it worth the trip for that? I'm heavily considering a trip to colombia for just this.

I've just got back from three weeks in Ecuador and Colombia which included 2 days in Bogota. Here's some info which I found out which may assist other first time visitors in addition to the other useful info on this thread.

When I travel I prefer to draw cash out of the local ATM machines because (1) you're sure to get genuine notes and not forgeries and (2) you generally get a decent rate of exchange and don't get ripped off by a bank or money changer. I carry a supply of US dollar notes as a back up for when I can't get to an ATM at the airport.

On arrival at Bogota I looked for an ATM in the arrivals hall. None, only a couple of cambios. I went up to the counter and asked in my very limited Spanish where I could find an ATM. The girl behind the counter said there wasn't one and another tourist changing money at the counter confirmed that there were no ATM's at the airport. So I was obliged to cash some US dollar notes. 2030 pesos to the dollar.. not a great rate. However, when I left Bogota 2 days later, after checking in I went to the departures area on the second floor and discovered several ATM machines representing just about every bank in Colombia. I can't believe that the cambio girl didn't know this and the set up is obviously the way it is to force visitors to use the cambios. I also discovered that it is not necessary to be a departing traveller to access the departures area on the second floor. The security posts at the top of the stairs were all unmanned and it was easy to go up and down unchallenged.

I asked a taxi driver how much into town and he quoted me COP 14K. However, he switched on his meter which started at 25. By the time I got to my hotel the meter showed about 260. I assumed this meant COP 26 K but when I asked the driver to confirm how much I should pay him he said COP 15K. I later discvered that all taxis carry a conversion chart which translates the amount shown on the meter to COP. However, one or two tried to charge me the "amount" shown on the meter.

Incidentally, another taxi driver checked the COP10K note I gave him and said it was a forgery. On closer inspection I found he was right. So, check all notes you're given very carefully. The genuine ones have a distinctive water mark.

I was staying near the financial district and looked on my tourist map for Carrera 15 which, according to a number of posts, is where some MP action is. My map didn't show Calle 104, which is way down the road past Zona Rosa, but Carrera 15 was shown as being quite close to my hotel. But it was a short street and the nearest corner was Calle 24. I strolled down to the corner of Carrera 15 and Calle 24 and found myself in the middle of a mongering area. The area covered about 3 or 4 blocks and every building was either a house/hostal with three to five scantily clad girls outside or a pub or a night club. These all seemed to be operating even though it was only about 3.00 pm. However, beware. One of them ("Bananas") had a very persistent tout who tried to get me to go inside. I declined but he gave me a card on the back of which was a price list for drinks in the "club". Needless to say the prices were outrageous. I walked around the area and found a really cute looking girl who spoke no English but was quite happy to take me to a room inside for COP40K. She handed 20K to the "receptionist" and kept the other 20K for herself. Her performance was quite enjoyable and she had a lovely face and body. I was considering giving her a tip but before I could do so she blew me a kiss and waved goodbye. Clearly she felt she had already been adequately compensated for the services rendered.

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Iron Duke- nice report... yep I learned just like you..
meters in Bogota... I thought the number meant that was what I owed as well. Thus if it says 260 and then they say for example 20k pesos I feel like I got a deal and get out quickly. Of course, just like you, not till later did I find out about the rate sheets.

phony bills... yep 10k is the most popular denomination for falsos, at least from what I've experienced. By the way, ATM machines give out false bills occasionally as well. If they do, you are outta luck as there is no recourse.

ahhh.. if only we could walk down the street in the US and find a sweet and loving florcita for 40k pesos.

[QUOTE=Iron Duke]I've just got back from three weeks in Ecuador and Colombia which included 2 days in Bogota. Here's some info which I found out which may assist other first time visitors in addition to the other useful info on this thread.

When I travel I prefer to draw cash out of the local ATM machines because (1) you're sure to get genuine notes and not forgeries and (2) you generally get a decent rate of exchange and don't get ripped off by a bank or money changer. I carry a supply of US dollar notes as a back up for when I can't get to an ATM at the airport.

On arrival at Bogota I looked for an ATM in the arrivals hall. None, only a couple of cambios. I went up to the counter and asked in my very limited Spanish where I could find an ATM. The girl behind the counter said there wasn't one and another tourist changing money at the counter confirmed that there were no ATM's at the airport. So I was obliged to cash some US dollar notes. 2030 pesos to the dollar.. not a great rate. However, when I left Bogota 2 days later, after checking in I went to the departures area on the second floor and discovered several ATM machines representing just about every bank in Colombia. I can't believe that the cambio girl didn't know this and the set up is obviously the way it is to force visitors to use the cambios. I also discovered that it is not necessary to be a departing traveller to access the departures area on the second floor. The security posts at the top of the stairs were all unmanned and it was easy to go up and down unchallenged.

I asked a taxi driver how much into town and he quoted me COP 14K. However, he switched on his meter which started at 25. By the time I got to my hotel the meter showed about 260. I assumed this meant COP 26 K but when I asked the driver to confirm how much I should pay him he said COP 15K. I later discvered that all taxis carry a conversion chart which translates the amount shown on the meter to COP. However, one or two tried to charge me the "amount" shown on the meter.

Incidentally, another taxi driver checked the COP10K note I gave him and said it was a forgery. On closer inspection I found he was right. So, check all notes you're given very carefully. The genuine ones have a distinctive water mark.

I was staying near the financial district and looked on my tourist map for Carrera 15 which, according to a number of posts, is where some MP action is. My map didn't show Calle 104, which is way down the road past Zona Rosa, but Carrera 15 was shown as being quite close to my hotel. But it was a short street and the nearest corner was Calle 24. I strolled down to the corner of Carrera 15 and Calle 24 and found myself in the middle of a mongering area. The area covered about 3 or 4 blocks and every building was either a house/hostal with three to five scantily clad girls outside or a pub or a night club. These all seemed to be operating even though it was only about 3.00 pm. However, beware. One of them ("Bananas") had a very persistent tout who tried to get me to go inside. I declined but he gave me a card on the back of which was a price list for drinks in the "club". Needless to say the prices were outrageous. I walked around the area and found a really cute looking girl who spoke no English but was quite happy to take me to a room inside for COP40K. She handed 20K to the "receptionist" and kept the other 20K for herself. Her performance was quite enjoyable and she had a lovely face and body. I was considering giving her a tip but before I could do so she blew me a kiss and waved goodbye. Clearly she felt she had already been adequately compensated for the services rendered.

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I think it would be great to have a city/street map of Bogota where guys could go in and annotate where they were able to meet girls. Either bars, brothels, clubs, massage parlors, malls or street action. There could even be a way to link icons on the map from/to reports filed by board members. Of course, if the folks running the board aren't able to do this, maybe one of us could provide a scanned map to someone here on the board who could annotate it and post it. It wouldn't be interactive, but would serve the same purpose of orienting people to the area. Thoughts?

Rodeo

This afternoon, I could manage to be free.

So I decided to visit a place I didn’t know.

I fixed my choice on "Tu y Yo" Calle 52 16-74

When I arrived, I saw a normal house with no sign on it except the address. I ring the bell and a woman open the door inviting me to get in.

I was quite surprised, because you can see that this house is not only a Brothel, but a real house with people living in it.

They have 2 nice rooms decorated with old things like radios, old pictures in old frames, . Well, the house is nice and pleasant.

They immediately proposed to see the girls and the classical ritual started.

The girl enters the room, say her name, give a hand shake and live.

They have no real beautiful girls. I’d say that they are all solid 5/6.

My strategy is always the same: Take the smiling girl!

Her name was Carole, a solid 5, not slim, not fat, not pretty, not ugly, . Let say a normal girl with a nice smile and a good natural breast.

The Mamasan gave me the prices: 30K 30’, 60K 60’, 120 for a duet with the girls doing each other for 30’.

I asked the Mamasan to speak with Carole before deciding me and we started to talk a little bit to know each other, before long, I asked her if she would do BBBJ and she agreed but telling me not to say that to the others, otherwise she would have problems, and of course, this special service would have to be paid apart.

She agreed for 10K for the BBBJ.

After that I asked her if she would do anal and she hesitated a little bit, and then told me "It hurts", so I said forget it.

Then I asked if she would do a duet with another friend, but she told me that if she would go for a duet, she wouldn’t do the BBBJ, so I abandoned the idea of a duet. We went upstairs in a nice room furnished with a not so good bed, a mirror and a TV with porn going on.

This room had a real window with a view on the street, so it is quite luminous. The room has a private bathroom with shower if you can bear cold water.

She asked me if I was still wanting anal, because she would need lub for that and would have to send someone for it as she didn’t have any more.

I asked her if she had changed her mind and that I was not interested in hurting her if she couldn’t stand the pain.

But she insisted and told me that she would do it for 40K, I said ok.

She then left the room and came back 2 minutes later with the lub that another girl had given her.

We got naked and Carole started immediately the BBBJ.

When I tried to put her in 69 for my favourite licking action, she told me that she couldn’t do that because it gives her discharge problems, and that the doctor’s consultation wouldn’t be paid by the money she would do with me!

I was a little bit mad, because there was quite a long time since a girl refused me the DATY. She let me lick her ass, but each time I tried to lick her pussy she would not let me reach it. That’s very frustrating.

But I couldn’t go back at that time, so I renounce to that juicy pussy.

After a good while of very good BBBJ (her oral technique is good), I got covered and start my exploration of Paradise’s door.

We did it in all the classical positions, missionary, doggy, on side, cow girl, reverse cow girl.

After that exhausting exercise, I decided to visit the Hell’s door.

Carole put some lub in her back door and I entered slowly.

I could feel that she had pain, but I asked her to relax while I was moving very lowly.

After 1 minute or so, I started to move faster and deeper till I reached "normal" activity.

Carole remained tough, and didn’t complain. After 2 or 3 minutes of that, she proposed to do it doggy, and there we go, but she couldn’t stand the pain and we had to come back on our side.

I think that I remained some 15 minutes in her Hell’s door. Poor girl'

After that I took a short break to recover a little bit, she then cleaned the condom and sat on me for a cow girl round (Paradise’s door).

I was seeing the clock and I knew that I had less than a quarter to go, so I asked her to go back to my beloved BBBJ.

She sucked me for another 5 good minutes and than I asked for a HJ, and that is how I finally reached climax.

She then cleaned me, then the room, and finally herself, but she remained naked all the time.

When I got dressed, I paid her and asked for pictures and she said yes.

She didn’t want them on Internet, that’s why you won’t see her face.

I made 2 pictures let her see the result (very bad with that bloody cell, but I can’t go mongering with the big camera).

We then went down and I asked their working hours: 9am – 7pm.

Then we kissed and I left back to my apartment.

Cheers

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Winner and ColBog, LOVE the photos. Thank you.

ColBog that girl is definitely not a 5-6 in the body department in my book :P

[QUOTE=Rodeo9112]I think it would be great to have a city/street map of Bogota where guys could go in and annotate where they were able to meet girls. Either bars, brothels, clubs, massage parlors, malls or street action. There could even be a way to link icons on the map from/to reports filed by board members. Of course, if the folks running the board aren't able to do this, maybe one of us could provide a scanned map to someone here on the board who could annotate it and post it. It wouldn't be interactive, but would serve the same purpose of orienting people to the area. Thoughts?

Rodeo[/QUOTE]

Well, you COULD use google Earth, but half of Bogota in their image is under clouds :( Works great for Medellin though :P

There is also THIS, which is slow and sucky, but provides a GREAT view.

[url]http://mapas.idu.gov.co/internet/[/url]

I have no idea how to annotate it, however. I'll have to investigate, or maybe you guys would like to try.

Rodeo, please see the 'General Info' section for more info.