Pattaya Reports

I brought a girl home who I have seen in the disco plenty of times over at least the last couple of years. I never knew her name or anything though. Come to find out she is a showgirl in Alcatraz agogo. I said why aren't you at work then? She said she barfined herself because she has money. 1,000 baht. Then of course she only wanted 1,000 baht from me for all night. Huh? Kind of reminds me of the joke about the guys with the truck and the melons.

[QUOTE=Pogostick;1170565]It's like the old story of 2 guys that buy a truck load of melons for a dollar each. And then sell them for a dollar each. At the end of the day they had sold every melon but realized they had lost money. They thought about it for a while and came up with a solution. They just need a bigger truck.[/QUOTE]But how does it feel to pay 1,000 for a girl that other guys pay 1,000 barfine plus 2,000 or 3,000 long time for? Well, for me, normal. She was telling me about the shitty work rules. She said they have to pay 5 baht for every minute they are late. (She asked why she does not get paid more for being early.) She said they can not smoke and can not be drunk. They have to get guys to buy them 60 drinks/month. How do they stay sober with guys buying them drinks? She said they get 50 baht/drink that is bought for them. But they can only drink Sang Som with coke, water, juice, and something else I can not remember. If they get something else that is premium they do not get the 50 baht. They have to get at least 5 barfines/month. She said that agogo is better than the disco for work financially because they get tips and all the money from the drinks, then the big barfine and the 2,000 or 3,000 that the guy has to pay them. She said in the disco she will only get 1,000 or 1,500 max, and every blue moon some guy will give 2,000.

She is 20 now but came to Pats to work when she was 15. She worked at a bar on Soi 7. I asked how she was able to do that. She said they don't check ID (so be careful at the bars as well gentlemen) or anything. And if the police came to raid? There was a beauty salon in back of the bar so she could just go inside of the salon. She said that girls go with guys for free all the time if they like them (something I already knew however many mongers shun freebies). She said that once she stayed with a guy for 10 days and he only gave her 1,500 baht. She said his reasoning was that he fed her everyday and bought her shoes at the mall. She took his passport. Then there was another guy who was staying in a hotel for 5,000 baht / day who wouldn't pay her the 1,000 baht he owed. She destroyed the hotel room door.

A few days ago I was strolling down Soi 12. I was looking for an internet cafe but happened to pass a few massage parlors. A little lady yelled out to me "Hey! I-wantah-mah-sahz yoooo!". I looked over and noticed that she sort of resembled that porn star Jade Marcela (both her face & general body type) , so I couldn't help myself and had to see what she might be up to. She took me into this small massage place with beds that were only seperated by curtains so I knew right then that FS wouldn't be on the menu. Oh well. I got showered up and laid on the bed. She was quite flirty and made it very obvious that she was willing to take things further at a later date. Apparently she will visit you at your hotel if you click with her. Her massage skills where definitely above par, and she ended the deed with an HE (in this case her dainty but strong little hands double pumping to completion). She invited me to come back or perhaps contact her for an outcall. Something to consider. The name of the place was "Lai Thai Massage", I think.

Still touring the Go-Gos a bit. Stopped off in Airport Go-Go last night and had a good time. Liked the gals in flight attendant uniforms, it will give me something to think about during my long flight on Cathay Pacific back to the US. They also have a wash tub and the dames were being very naughty. Mamasan was cool and I had a good time chatting her up. Of course some gals wanted me to take them out but I had other plans that night. Maybe later.

I had planned to book a couple of gals from the Devil's Den for some fun on Sunday but was informed that they are no longer open on Sundays as of this month. What a shame. No worries, since I had already done it once before at DD and then I also BF'd two chicks from Lollipop Go-Go for a menage a trois. However, I think I'll stick with the one to one for the rest of the trip. We'll see.

So much sin; so little time.

- DSK

[QUOTE=Devilspinkick;1219462]She took me into this small massage place with beds that were only seperated by curtains so I knew right then that FS wouldn't be on the menu.[/QUOTE]That shouldn't stop the show. The only times I have done FS in a massage parlor there has been that type of setup as well.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1219478]That shouldn't stop the show. The only times I have done FS in a massage parlor there has been that type of setup as well.[/QUOTE]I second that, in Pattaya majority of the places just have a curtain but you be surprise what can be done with just so little separation.

LBM

Has anyone barfined any of the girls standing outside the gogos promoting the place? What's the deal? Are they the same price as the regular dancers? And how do yo best go about it? Ask her inside the bar for a drink or barfine her straight away?

[QUOTE=Amex Spg;1219291]Warning: Do not read this report if you're easily bored or really negative / critical.[/QUOTE]Just Vow buddy. Tons of patience, eye for details. This must be linked to Wikipedia.)

Dummies for 1st timers in LOS.

AK

[QUOTE=Stakeout;1219813]Has anyone barfined any of the girls standing outside the gogos promoting the place? What's the deal? Are they the same price as the regular dancers? And how do yo best go about it? Ask her inside the bar for a drink or barfine her straight away?[/QUOTE]Depends on the bar, but usually they are the same gals that you see inside, just not dancing. Some bars have the girls that are not in rotation at that time troll for customers outside. I have found it best just to smile, put your arm around her and take her inside for a drink, or if they have some tables outside, ask her to sit with you and conduct your interview there.

[QUOTE=Stakeout;1219813]Has anyone barfined any of the girls standing outside the gogos promoting the place? What's the deal? Are they the same price as the regular dancers? And how do yo best go about it? Ask her inside the bar for a drink or barfine her straight away?[/QUOTE]There are different tiers that increase in price. All barfinable.

Tier 1 = Waitress.

Tier 2 = Hostess.

Tier 3 = Dancer / Showgirl

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational; 1219824]There are different tiers that increase in price. All barfinable.

Tier 1 = Waitress.

Tier 2 = Hostess.

Tier 3 = Dancer / Showgirl[/QUOTE]What can be the price difference between these? And is there a price difference just between barfine or also for ST and LT fee?

What is the best way to find a nice apartment in Pattaya? Does anyone know a real estate agent that I can contact?

Dude, did you choose your name from your frequent hotel stayer card, LOL?

Anyway, a well written report, so thank you. A few of your observations I disagree with but that is a bit inevitable. I think you should go ahead and post a selection of your pics for us all to enjoy.

Keep up the good work.

I tried uploading the PDF file but the website said "LOS Oct 2011 Trip Report for ISG. Pdf. Your file of 823. 5 KB bytes exceeds the forum's limit of 390. 6 KB for this filetype." I tried uploading 4 x pics and the website said "The file (s) uploaded were too large to process." So I tried uploading 1 x pic and the website said "Friend 6, Oct 2011, Pic 1. JPG. Upload of file failed." Epic fail on my part and I've given up on trying to upload anything.

I'm just a luddite who stole my handle from an old frequent hotel stayer card. If you want the PDF+Word files with the photos embedded, PM me your e-mail address. Sorry. I have forwarded the files to several ISG members who PM'd me, so I'm good on my word.

On a related note: I'll be in Patts again 1 thru 29 May 2012 so if you want to meet up for a drink / beer, let me know which date (s) you're free to meet up.

[QUOTE=Fun And Sun; 1219989]Dude, did you choose your name from your frequent hotel stayer card, LOL?

Anyway, a well written report, so thank you. A few of your observations I disagree with but that is a bit inevitable. I think you should go ahead and post a selection of your pics for us all to enjoy.

Keep up the good work.[/QUOTE]

Young girl named Pla I met her in WS. I spent 1. 5 bh over night, all inclusive. Nice but only if you like.

Passive girl.

Lakon.

Z

We'll be on a cruise a year from now. My plan is to taxi from Laem Chabang to Bangkok, get a room on the river, spend the night and then head back to the port. But what about alternatives. Been to Pattaya. Does Chonburi and environs offer anything? I'm mostly interested just in watching Thai life and spend time on a beach, preferably with clean water. May do a massage or two.

[QUOTE=Vittu;1220501]We'll be on a cruise a year from now. My plan is to taxi from Laem Chabang to Bangkok, get a room on the river, spend the night and then head back to the port. But what about alternatives. Been to Pattaya. Does Chonburi and environs offer anything? I'm mostly interested just in watching Thai life and spend time on a beach, preferably with clean water. May do a massage or two.[/QUOTE]Vittu,

You could try Bang Saen,

A nice quiet 'Thai style' beach resort and quite near Laem Chambang.

I recently spent a few days there with a playmate. Rather relaxing, and GREAT sea food.

In my opinion a rather nice place to spend a day or two IF you have company but NOT one to go alone!

The best 2 hotels are probably Sez and Tides but there are others.

Hotman