Review of a massage shop in Coburg
I recently visited a massage shop located at 358 Bell Street, Coburg. I found it on the Locanto website. It is open from 10 am to 8 pm seven days a week. The telephone number in their advertisement isn't working and so that's why I haven't provided it in this review. The shop looks great from the inside. The furniture and fittings are all brand new and good quality. Its a new shop, and opened in the last few weeks I think. I had high hopes for it.
The massage services were provided by an Asian woman who goes by the name of Anna. She works there on a Saturday. I'm not sure if she works any other days there because she speaks almost no English. She was about 40 years old, I would guess. She was friendly enough. I would give her a 4 out of 10 for looks. She had a fat stomach and small droopy breasts. I think she had a couple of teeth missing too.
A one hour massage costs $70. The massage wasn't bad. I would give it a 6 out of 10. After about 25 minutes, I was offered a hand job and for her to take off her top for $60. I offered her $50 and that was unfortunately accepted. She pistoned away on me for about ten minutes and then started to complain that her arm was getting sore. The hand job was pretty hopeless. I would give it a 4 out of 10. By that time I indicated her that that was enough for me. She massaged me for five minutes and then that was it. From entering to leaving I was in the shop for 40 minutes, instead of the hour I paid for.
I do not plan to return to this shop again in the future.