Massage for English speakers
I have only been to FKK clubs in Germany, never tried a massage parlor or other menus. This VIP Massage place looks good, but I see the website is only in German (no English version). Is this place good for English speakers?
[QUOTE=HessenBub;1832739]Try VIP Massage Frankfurt in Offenbach. Nell.
[URL]http://www.massage-erotik-frankfurt.de/[/URL]
HB.[/QUOTE]
Which club to choose? I want good service for only 50 Euro or less.
Okay, my plan is to have another sex vacation around Frankfurt this summer.
Back in 2013 and 2014, I remembered the veterans in this forum made a conclusion that Sharks World Mainhattan Oase Palace.
And what happened to me proved that the only club that I did not have any bad service or bad attitude is Sharks.
But, that was almost 2 years ago, so I wonder does anything change now?
I am going to have my FKK sex vacation around Frankfurt this August.
Besides Hessen big 5, I am also thinking of trying new places like FKK Rom (near Sharks) and Treff188 (in Frankfurt).
If FKK Dietzenbach has improved, then I may want to try it again.
So.
1. Sharks.
2. World.
3. Mainhattan.
4. Oase.
5. Palace.
6. Rom.
7. Treff188.
8. Dietzenbach.
Which club has the most girls that are willing to provide good service (DFK, BBBJ, Covered Sex with lots of positions) for 50 Euro without up-sell or cheating?
Any suggestions or recommendations are welcomed.
Thanks!
Various types of massage parlors
[QUOTE=Shark16;1835936]Which MPs are you talking about? What's your definition of "happy ending"? A few more details would be helpful I think.
I am far from being an expert on MPs in Germany, but my experiences have have been very different from yours:
- Many Thai MP's are strictly professional and non-erotic and you will not be offered anything erotic or a HE at all. Typically [URL]http://www.rama-day-spa.de/[/URL], but also many others. You really need to know where to go.
- In most MP's I have attended in Frankfurt you will get a lot more than a HE. First of all the masseuse will always be fully nude and services will most often include erotic massage, B2B (including pussyslides and tit massage), mutual touching, and HJ, and sometimes also kissing, prostate massage, COB and DATY without extra charge (and a few times at an extra cost). BBBJ and CFS sometimes available at an extra cost (Premium Massage, Kaskade, Pam's Lounge and a few others come to mind).
- At one time I was at a Thai MP that turned out to be a brothel with no massages on offer at all.
- And then I have attended a few "tantric massages" which can be a mix of anything and nothing.
So, IME we need to be more specific when talking about MPs in Germany. I find it very difficult to make generalisations.[/QUOTE]
A brothel calling itself a massage parlor is rare in Germany. (One can get massage in a brothel, though.) There are basically 4 types of massage parlors:
1. Medical massage: paid for via a prescription from your physician. Chances are some big dude in a T-shirt will massage you on a table.
2. Wellness massage: generally similar to above, but more about relaxation and less about treating muscular injuries. Often offered at large indoor swimming pools / saunas. If in a sauna area, sometimes you can be nude during the massage, but the masseur / masseuse will not be and there is no erotic component.
3. Tantra massage: a lot of far-eastern bullshit, but usually of good quality. Usually includes a hand job (this is what most people mean by happy end) and perhaps prostate massage. Touching the masseuse is possible but not very much. There is a whole range here: people who have studied far-eastern woo for years and so on, and at the other extreme just a tacky statue of Buddha in the corner-and everything in-between.
4. Erotic massage: the description above is spot-on. Officially, only erotic massage (both nude, body-to-body, touching, handjob) is on offer and you can complain and get a refund if any of these are missing. DATY, COB, kissing: possible, but not guarantee. Some girls will offer it to some clients but not others. BBBJ and CFS: rather rare, but it is on offer, as is CBJ, but usually at an extra cost. (Consider: just around the corner you can have 20 minutes fuck and suck in the RLD for EUR 25, while massage-parlor extras start at EUR 30 or so but the time is included in the time you've already paid for.) Very occasionally such extras are offered at no extra cost, but practically never if you ask for them. In other words, the girls know that this is not officially offered, and are under no pressure to do so, but might occasionally offer it to a client (usually a regular) they genuinely like.
On the web, look for "erotische Massage". If the website has nude or seminude photos of the girls, it is not in category 1 or 2 above. Tantra places tend to charge more than the standard EUR 100 for one hour.
(Fees for less or more than one hour and/or for more than one girl at a time do vary, so if you want, say, 2 girls for 2 hours, it pays to shop around.)