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[QUOTE=EngineDriver;1782807]A few weeks ago I had to go to Frankston each day for a work project. I remember a while ago someone asking on this forum about action in the Mornington Peninsula. Some of us (me included) wrote in saying they don't service guys in walking frames or that no one can afford to punt on their welfare payments. Well, I put this to the test and found a little gem to my surprise.

Sisters Traditional Chinese Massage on Nepean Highway, Frankston in the middle of town is excellent. I saw a Taiwanese MILF called Tina. She's not what I'd call pretty, but she's very pleasant to look at and super friendly. Does a fabulous 1-hour massage followed by an equally good HJ. Obviously plenty of experience there and she said she knows by feel when a man is about to blow, even before he does. She used the analogy of a horse about to jump a steeple to explain this.

Price is $75 for a massage (worth every cent if you see Tina) and she wanted $30 for HJ. So not a cheap experience and you can get full service for that money in some places. But will you feel so blissful and relaxed afterwards that you are basically knackered for the rest of the day?

Sisters number is 9781 5222. Be sure to ask for Tina and she works 5 days, Wed to Sun.[/QUOTE]Thanks mate, but I'm not sure I want a service from a lady with so many blokes under her belt!

[QUOTE=EngineDriver;1782789]I've been really busy the past year with work so haven't had the time, energy or drive to be active on the mongering scene. Staring at a computer screen for 12 hours a day does give me a sore neck. Deciding I needed some attention, I tried out Saradar Thai Massage Joint on Burwood Road, Hawthorn East. What a waste of time and money that was. This place had absolutely nothing going for it. I mean nil, zero, nada, niente, zilch. Firstly, the place is ridiculously expensive. $80 for a straight massage. Secondly, the girls are all pig ugly. Thirdly, not a hope in hell of lightening the ball sack. In any case, you wouldn't want any of these girls handling your equipment. Forthly, the massage was dreadful. Fifthly, they use all of these fake marketing gimmicks to get you in the door, then deny you all the offers, claiming you are outside the validity period. Sixthly, if you want to use HICAPS to claim against insurance, well they use another set of prices for that. Isn't dual pricing illegal? And seventhly, the place was just so damn unfriendly. A smile wouldn't go astray and doesn't cost anything. So much for these criminals coming from the LOS.

What really pissed me off was just how fat, ugly and acne scarred all of the Thai girls were. I'm sure all of the massage joints and bar owners in Thailand have conspired to send the ugliest girls to Australia, as obviously we don't care. I kid you not, these massage girls at Saradar were so ugly that they wouldn't be allowed to sell rice in Thailand. I've been punting a long time and I can count on one hand the number of hot Thai girls I have seen in Australia.[/QUOTE]So if they were so ugly, why did you even stay?

[QUOTE=AussieJoe;1782821]Thanks mate, but I'm not sure I want a service from a lady with so many blokes under her belt![/QUOTE]Haha. I don't think there are any 'virgin' masseuses out there! All of them have done thousands of HJs. This place is clean and they use fresh towels to mop up your cum.

[QUOTE=AussieJoe;1782825]So if they were so ugly, why did you even stay?[/QUOTE]Too late, I had already paid the mamasan and I didn't know what girl I was going to get. In any case, if the massage had been good and it fixed my bad neck, I wouldn't have complained as much.

[QUOTE=EngineDriver;1782828]Too late, I had already paid the mamasan and I didn't know what girl I was going to get. In any case, if the massage had been good and it fixed my bad neck, I wouldn't have complained as much.[/QUOTE]Now I always ask to see the lady who is going to do the massage, because I've been caught out in the past when there is a hot looking bird who ushers me into the room, then after I get my gear off and lay on the table, in walks the fat *****!

[QUOTE=NewToTheScene;1782779]No that's Vicky. Nikki is a girl who grew up here, I suspect I she originates from Singapore. Slim with long straight hair.[/QUOTE]Thanks newtothescene, never met Nikki but have knocked back Vicky as her approach was not to my liking. Haven't been back since, Cheers.

Hi guys,

Anyone has had experience with the lady advertised below. Her name Julie from Oakleigh East.

[URL]http://m.locanto.com.au/vic/ID_400347807/Full-Body-Relaxation.html[/URL]

I have a booking with her for Saturday, haven't read any reviews on her anywhere.

Has anyone had any luck in this are&T?

Went passed the other day & noticed the little massage sign.

Thinking of headed there on the weekend.

[QUOTE=TuggerMan;1784202]Has anyone had any luck in this are&T?

Went passed the other day & noticed the little massage sign.

Thinking of headed there on the weekend.[/QUOTE]I don't know.

Been there what must over 5 years now.

Remember lying their fully erect and got nothing.

Don't know the area.

Sorry can not help much.

[QUOTE=TuggerMan;1781026]Recently found a little place next to shops & the lawn bowls place in Thomastown not far from the station.

I must try to remember the street name next time.

Its run by an Asian lady (mid 40's) small body, fake tits with a saggy body.

She wears a body stocking with access to the usual bits at all times.

She is pretty much up for most things you ask for & had no problems with a full service for $70.

The service was pretty good & no reasonable request was refused.

No shower but the rooms were pretty clean.

WIR?

Possibly. I liked the other woman who used to run the shop.[/QUOTE]I called into this shop a few days ago. The lady who opened the door was called Honey. There didn't appear to be anyone else working there. She looks mid 50's at the youngest, definitely not mid 40's! I don't know if we saw the same lady. In the space of a conversation that lasted less than 1 minute as I went in to the shop to grab a business card, she called me "darling" about half a dozen times LOL. She told me she was from Hong Kong. Yes she had a saggy body and her tits looked quite small through her dress. I don't know if they were fake or not.

Does anyone have anyone have any intel on the massage shops on High St Thomastown near the corner of Spring St and High Street Lalor?

[QUOTE=TuggerMan;1784202]Has anyone had any luck in this are&T?

Went passed the other day & noticed the little massage sign.

Thinking of headed there on the weekend.[/QUOTE]Tuggerman,

I called in there a couple of months ago and enquired about massage and when I asked for extras in the room that was a no go, so I left.

[QUOTE=Redefine1;1784197]Hi guys,

Anyone has had experience with the lady advertised below. Her name Julie from Oakleigh East.

[URL]http://m.locanto.com.au/vic/ID_400347807/Full-Body-Relaxation.html[/URL]

I have a booking with her for Saturday, haven't read any reviews on her anywhere.[/QUOTE]Please keep us informed! I'm very interested to know too.

[QUOTE=AussieJoe;1784344]I called into this shop a few days ago. The lady who opened the door was called Honey. There didn't appear to be anyone else working there. She looks mid 50's at the youngest, definitely not mid 40's! I don't know if we saw the same lady. In the space of a conversation that lasted less than 1 minute as I went in to the shop to grab a business card, she called me "darling" about half a dozen times LOL. She told me she was from Hong Kong. Yes she had a saggy body and her tits looked quite small through her dress. I don't know if they were fake or not.[/QUOTE]Got me interested.

Tried to find it in Locanto, does not seem to be there.

Must be local paper.

Try to find it, Lawn Bowls, shops should be enough clues.

[QUOTE=Martinxp;1785111]Got me interested.

Tried to find it in Locanto, does not seem to be there.

Must be local paper.

Try to find it, Lawn Bowls, shops should be enough clues.[/QUOTE]Mate, I reckon you would have to be pretty desperate to see this woman. She looks no younger than 55 years old and she has small tits and saggy elbows and knees.

I think there is probably only one lawn bowls club in Lalor. Her shop is right opposite.