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[QUOTE=FlowerSeeker;1792076]. Everything was bare back (my stupidity). She worked hard to get CIM but I came in her pussy. If .. practices were safer I'd return, otherwise I'll give it a wide berth.[/QUOTE]So you're not using a condom, blowing inside her and then complaining about HER unsafe practices??

Are you for real?

[QUOTE=BoydRummer;1792214]Any reviewes for places in Nunawading?

Google doesn't exactly provide real opinions.[/QUOTE]Two posts and two questions.

Hope you aren't hanging by your nuts waiting for a flood of responses.

[QUOTE=FlowerSeeker;1792076]I went there last week. The woman is in her thirties I'd say. She has a nice body with firm, fake boobs. The face I'd say 5/10. She showed very good technique and a flexible body. Everything was bare back (my stupidity). She worked hard to get CIM but I came in her pussy. Couldn't comment on her massage skills, she got another customer while I was on the job and hurried me through, with a come back later for the massage. $100 for 15 minutes, look for better value elsewhere I'd say. If there were 2 girls and practices were safer I'd return, otherwise I'll give it a wide berth.[/QUOTE]Jesus Christ! If there is a prize for the biggest idiot of the forum, it would be awarded to you!

[QUOTE=BoydRummer;1792699]I don't get it.

What is this forum about if not to share experiences.

I must be slow on the uptake.

Would it be different if I was a paying customer?[/QUOTE]RTFF, then post a few reports.

Find the $20 for a subscription.

You will find that makes a big difference to the way people respond to your questions here.

[QUOTE=FlowerSeeker;1792076]I went there last week. The woman is in her thirties I'd say. She has a nice body with firm, fake boobs. The face I'd say 5/10. She showed very good technique and a flexible body. Everything was bare back (my stupidity). She worked hard to get CIM but I came in her pussy. Couldn't comment on her massage skills, she got another customer while I was on the job and hurried me through, with a come back later for the massage. $100 for 15 minutes, look for better value elsewhere I'd say. If there were 2 girls and practices were safer I'd return, otherwise I'll give it a wide berth.[/QUOTE]I think you paid a bit too much.

I have a Chinese translator on my phone which I used to talk to her as she does not speak a lot of English.

Although I would never do unprotected sex, she did let me cum on her face.

A bargain for $70 bucks I thought.

[QUOTE=TuggerMan;1784202]Has anyone had any luck in this are&T?

Went passed the other day & noticed the little massage sign.

Thinking of headed there on the weekend.[/QUOTE]Called in last Saturday & stayed with a Chinese girl called Helen.

Middle aged average body.

Paid my $40 to the mamasan & negotiated a nude tug with a little bit of oral for $60.

She would not do full service but I walked away happy.

She was telling me that the boss takes to much of a cut & leaves her with not much.

I believe she said that this would be her last shift here as its not worth what she is getting paid.

She also works at a place in north Melbourne. 56 or 54 Howard street.

I might give this place a go next.

[QUOTE=FlowerSeeker;1792076]I went there last week. The woman is in her thirties I'd say. She has a nice body with firm, fake boobs. The face I'd say 5/10. She showed very good technique and a flexible body. Everything was bare back (my stupidity). She worked hard to get CIM but I came in her pussy. Couldn't comment on her massage skills, she got another customer while I was on the job and hurried me through, with a come back later for the massage. $100 for 15 minutes, look for better value elsewhere I'd say. If there were 2 girls and practices were safer I'd return, otherwise I'll give it a wide berth.[/QUOTE]Oh yeah, if you think the lady in question (Honey) is in her 30's, you must be in your 80's or 90's or you're on drugs. I'm inclined to think the latter LOL.

Seriously, Honey would be LATE 50's! It would not surprise me if she's 60 years old! I don't know how you guys could get aroused by a woman that old!

I'm a long time lurker, first time poster. This isn't a good news FR, it happened about a week ago and I'm so angry and disgusted by it that I want to inform the other people here. At Paramount Shopping centre on Bourke St there are four massage parlors. Three give happy endings and the Japanese one doesn't, I've asked many times and they don't. The cheapest shop (you'l know which one I mean) doesn't change towels between customers, which is revolting enough but I found out the other day that they don't wash the wet clean up towel either, they just rinse it and wring it out and wait for the next customer. This is so unhygienic, they could be spreading STDs and wiping some other guy's jizz on you as they clean up.

This is just a friendly warning for the other readers of the forum.

This post is very negative so I'll also include an FR from a trip to Yarraville next to the VET. I've been twice, both girls were in their twenties and slim, which is a step up from most places and the massage and HJ were fine. WIR? Maybe, there is so much on offer everywhere these days. A few new ones in the city I want to investigate. Now that I'm signed up I'll mention a few.

[QUOTE=Gigabytor;1794640]I'm a long time lurker, first time poster. This isn't a good news FR, it happened about a week ago and I'm so angry and disgusted by it that I want to inform the other people here. At Paramount Shopping centre on Bourke St there are four massage parlors. Three give happy endings and the Japanese one doesn't, I've asked many times and they don't. The cheapest shop (you'l know which one I mean) doesn't change towels between customers, which is revolting enough but I found out the other day that they don't wash the wet clean up towel either, they just rinse it and wring it out and wait for the next customer. This is so unhygienic, they could be spreading STDs and wiping some other guy's jizz on you as they clean up.

This is just a friendly warning for the other readers of the forum.

This post is very negative so I'll also include an FR from a trip to Yarraville next to the VET. I've been twice, both girls were in their twenties and slim, which is a step up from most places and the massage and HJ were fine. WIR? Maybe, there is so much on offer everywhere these days. A few new ones in the city I want to investigate. Now that I'm signed up I'll mention a few.[/QUOTE]Welcome and thanks for the heads up! Unfortunately, I suspect there may be a lot of places who don't properly wash the towel they use for wiping off the oil. I always try wipe the oil off myself using a clean towel, then bunch it up and leave it for the girl to (hopefully) take out to be washed.

Please post your review of the place in Yarraville and any other reviews of other places you've been.

Last Sunday I planned to return to the massage shop I referred to in my last review (the one at Shop 4 of 323 Main Road East, St Albans). However it was closed. So I went for a wander to see what I could find. I stumbled across Shop 14 of 1 Princess Street, St Albans. I had visited and reviewed this shop a few years ago, and so I entered with great reluctance and really, really low expectations. This shop is such a wretched and ugly place, that you would find a reference to it in a thesaurus, as an antonym for the word 'ambience'.

There are two entrances to this place and it is easy to find. It is open seven days a week. Its telephone number is 0401 294 069. Note that this telephone number is on the window of the shop and so it is certainly not a personal telephone number. It has been around for at least five years.

The massage services were provided by a Chinese lady in her mid 50's who goes by the name of Yuyu. I would rate her 4 out of 10. I was offered a massage with a hand job for a 'short time' for $50. I accepted, but like so many times before, I should have just walked away. I was given a hopeless massage for about ten minutes and a useless hand job for about five minutes. She offered me $20 to take her top off, which I refused. I swear I would have paid her $20 to keep it on. I just didn't want to think what was under her dress. I was just glad to be out of there. I would give the massage a 4 out of 10 and the hand job about 3 out of 10.

Needless to say, I'm never returning to this place. In my humble opinion, this is the worst massage shop in the whole of Melbourne.

[QUOTE=AussieJoe;1793612]Oh yeah, if you think the lady in question (Honey) is in her 30's, you must be in your 80's or 90's or you're on drugs. I'm inclined to think the latter LOL.

Seriously, Honey would be LATE 50's! It would not surprise me if she's 60 years old! I don't know how you guys could get aroused by a woman that old![/QUOTE]Hello Aussie Joe,

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

I have been with some really smoking hot women but that doesn't always mean a top service.

I agree looks & appearance certainly make a difference.

But performance, willingness, value for money & plenty of other things are important to me also.

I tried to be honest in my assessment of her. (I suppose I'm a bad judge of age! File that away for future reference.) but at the end of the day its up to the individual to make up there mind about.

Proceeding any further & you did that.

Its just a report of what I thought.

Saw the add on locanto for Japanese big busted body slide.

Rang the number, made the appointment & off I went.

Its a unit (4) in a block of flats.

I stayed with a Japanese girl called Tiffany. Reasonable body, OK tits (not overly large though) in her mid 30's (I thought so).

It was supposed to be a nude body slide.

It was nude but there was not a lot of body sliding.

The back was OK but on the flip there was not a lot of oil used or sliding.

Got the agreed apron HJ & I was on my way.

Total cost $ 70 for half an hour.

Tiffany only works on a Friday & she said there are different girls every day.

Hi there Meanderer.

Yes your correct re massage shops around st albans and sunshine.

There alot of shockers working in there.

Have you tried those 2 beside Tottenham Rail Station.

I think mid 40,s and 50,s are the go there so enter at your own risk!

Cheers,

LWD

[QUOTE=LostWithinDays;1795629]Hi there Meanderer.

Yes your correct re massage shops around st albans and sunshine.

There alot of shockers working in there.

Have you tried those 2 beside Tottenham Rail Station.

I think mid 40,s and 50,s are the go there so enter at your own risk!

Cheers,

LWD[/QUOTE]YES I have, I parked down the side street because you can't really park on the main road and I noticed a side entrance on the one on the corner as I was driving up. I used the side entrance and the woman working there was in the middle of taking a dump in the hallway. The toilet has no door, just a plastic shower screen which she hadn't drawn over, the toilet is seriously just in the hallway as you open the side door. She said the $50 included HJ, which is pretty cheap but I can't offer any more details as I didn't stay. Seeing her taking a shit put me off.

Hi Mr Gigabytor,

Wow that must have been a challenging experience for you.

I must say I have not encountered such a scene.

Come visit some fine places in the eastern suburbs.

Would you like some recommendations?

Cheers

[QUOTE=Gigabytor;1795972]YES I have, I parked down the side street because you can't really park on the main road and I noticed a side entrance on the one on the corner as I was driving up. I used the side entrance and the woman working there was in the middle of taking a dump in the hallway. The toilet has no door, just a plastic shower screen which she hadn't drawn over, the toilet is seriously just in the hallway as you open the side door. She said the $50 included HJ, which is pretty cheap but I can't offer any more details as I didn't stay. Seeing her taking a shit put me off.[/QUOTE]