Essential Items to Bring From Home
If you plan to get some action anywhere in the Philippines, make sure to bring the following items with you, otherwise your vacation will be ruined:
1. Condoms. The condoms you get in PI are made in various parts of Asia (Malaysia, Indonesia or Japan) and are just a bit too small for western size cocks. Nothing kills your erection faster than a too tight condom. Please pack an extra box or two of your favourite condoms from home and you'll have a great time.
2. KY Jelly. In the rare chance you pick up a bar girl who is both new and hasn't had a baby, her pussy will be tight. To make entry easier, suggest you bring a tube of KY Jelly. You might or might not be able to get this in Angeles as I didn't check.
3. Listerene Mouth Wash. I have seen this for sale at Mercury Drug in Manila, but didn't see it anywhere in Angeles. Useful to get rid of the pussy taste when you go back to the bar to pick up girl #2 for the evening. Be vigilant so that the bar girl doesn't swipe your Listerene as she cleans out the rest of the hotel cosmetics when she is in the shower post coitus!
4. Viagra. The minute you arrive in Angeles, you will be harassed in the street by people trying to sell you fake Cialis, Viagra and a Chinese 'herbal' drug called Maximum Power. My advice is that you stay away from these as there is no way of knowing what is actually in them. You definitely don't want to mess with the blood flow to your cock with fake drugs. For those over 40 years of age, don't over estimate your staying power. Banging 15 chicks in 10 days is not as easy as it once was. By the end of your week long stay in Angeles, you WILL definitely need a dose of Vitamin V. Bring it from home. One of the pharmacies in Angeles does sell a generic, Filipino version of Viagra without prescription for 270 pesos (50 mg) or 350 pesos (100 mg). Once again, you can never be sure what's in it.
Take care and have fun.
Girl Friend Experience in Angeles
i'm not a subscriber to dia and hence didn't have any dates set up with non-working girls on my recent mongering trip. however, an excellent gfe can be had with the numerous hairdressers, beauticians and masseuses working within the angeles area. now these girls are not working girls per se and consider themselves several notches above bar girls. despite this, they still have low social status in the philippines and correspondingly low wages. most of them welcome the opportunity to meet foreign men, to be taken on a date, a shopping trip or out for a nice meal somewhere. their objective is to find a husband who will support them, their child, their parents, and if they happen to be taken to the us, australia or uk, then that is fine too.
i met a lovely masseuse at ambrossyia massage (check spelling) – they have four kiosks on fields avenue. standard massage was 300 pesos and strictly no happy ending. during the massage, this lady told me if i liked the massage, i could extend it for an hour or could even hire her for the whole day tomorrow for 1, 500 pesos. she then said i didn't really need to be massaged for 12 hours straight in my room and that she would be happy to accompany me to the mall or have lunch somewhere. with an invitation like that i agreed to pick her up at the kiosk the next day at 11. 00am.
at the 11. 00am the next day, i picked her up and she looked stunning in her civilian clothes (out of the white masseuse's uniform). i then paid the owner the 1, 500 early work release money and off we went to the lewis for a massage. she massaged me for an hour and then i showered and off to marquee mall we went. the trike to marquee is 150 pesos, compared to 300 pesos for the lewis hotel car. i chose the air-conditioned car since it was so goddamn hot.
at this point, we didn't discuss sex at all, but i quickly understood the unwritten deal that was taking place. i take her out shopping, then lunch and we then return to the hotel in the afternoon for sex.
at the mall she bought some jeans, a top and some underwear for about 2, 000 pesos. i paid all the bills. it was a typical experience you would have with your wife or girlfriend back home. she tried on various outfits and i waited near the change rooms giving her the thumbs up. i couldn't wait to get out of that department store. throughout the mall excursion, she kept holding my hand and pecking me on the cheek. it was kinda sweet. when we sat down for lunch at one of the bbq restaurants, her entire life story came out. seven kids in the family, father died young, mom supported them all, only elementary school education, has a nine-year kid at home, abandoned by filipino boyfriend after she became pregnant, dumped by westerner a few years ago, wants to get married, blah blah blah. i think i have heard about 200 versions of this same basic story. essentially, i've struggled all my life so please consider helping me.
after lunch we went back to lewis and she tried on all her clothes. she was hot. we then had passionate sex – no bj, but daty, dfk and nice doggy style sex. she was actually much nicer, hotter and better in bed than most of the bar girls.
we finished at 5. 00pm and technically she should have stayed till 11. 00pm, but i let her go home early. i just needed a break, and i'd already decided i was going to bar fine a cute new waitress at pony tail that evening.
in summary, i really enjoyed this gfe in angeles. the babe was a star in bed, she spoke reasonable english, had the mental maturity and it gave me time out from the bar girls. all up cost for the ewr and gifts was 3, 500 pesos plus lunch and transport. it is comparable to a bar fine plus tip for the girl, lady drink and numerous smls for me. the distinction here is that this was a real gfe with a non-working girl. i'm sure this lady and her work colleagues have done this many times before. they don't ask or expect money as that would be prostitution, but a day off work on full pay, some nice gifts and a meal is appreciated.
we exchanged emails, promising to keep in touch, but i think i am over it. if anyone is interested in meeting this lovely, smoking hot lady for a date, extended friendship or marriage, please pm me and i'll give you her name. you can easily track her down at one of the angeles massage kiosks.
the next day when i went to sm mall across the perimeter for a facial, the therapist tried to chat me up. by now my libido was running low and i was heading off to manila, so didn't feel inclined to take up the invitation. it just showed how easy it is to get laid and you can succeed even without dia homework.