Club Florida Kenyatta avenue
I thought this club is closed, but when I take a look at the reviews in google maps it seems open. Does anyone knows more?
Nakuru vs Nairobi: cost of girls
Hi, I'm currently in Nakuru and would like some advice because I don't know Kenya. I'm just here to relax and stay in an apartment for two weeks. I don't go to clubs, etc. In your opinion, is it better to stay in Nakuru or stay in Nairobi to meet some girls online and then have them come to me? I know it's necessary to give a girl who'll keep you company full-time for a few days some money. Do you think there are more expensive and more money-hungry girls in Nairobi than in Nakuru? I don't know whether to stay in Nakuru or go to Nairobi. Thanks for any suggestions.
Still not sure what to do in Nairobi
Hi folks,
I am arriving next week in Nairobi and I am a bit unsure about where to go.
I have seen some massage places, but I am not sure how safe they are. Is there any hotel with ladies that I can meet at the bar and bring them to my place? I have been doing this in other countries, and I would love if I could do something similar. I am fine with high-end venues and prices.
After a month in Nairobi, the report
My 4th time in Nairobi. I met 17 girls but had sex with only 8, and I will explain why. Notice, I didn't pay for sex for anyone.
First, Most of the girls I was talking to on Tinder, but this time I wanted to also do daygame when I approach girls in malls and public places. I approached 6 times only because I am really shy to pick up girls. Kenyan people always stare at you, especially when you are talking with other Kenyan girls, so this is why I felt a bit weird talking to a woman in public.
So at the mall, I spotted a very hot girl with tattoos on her body and nice hips and ass. I talked to her; she was one of the Coast tribe. I took her number and we plan a date. I took her to a movie, paid for the food, and everything. After the evening, I just got a kiss. That girl was only for support, after two days, she asked me to come to her work place, and I couldn't, so after 2 hours, she asked me to send her money into her money app in order to buy her a cake that cost 1450 kes, so in that moment, I understand she just wanted me to come her place to buy her food and pay for the transportation. I don't do that, I don't want to feel that girl use me for her own interest, I will just pay for the girl's transportation when she comes to my hotel and go and food, nothing more than that. I just deleted her.
And now the story of my best sex in Kenya ever!
I met this girl that I didn't think I would meet, because I thought she didn't want to meet, she wasn't my type, she was a skinny girl, and I love big butt. So I didn't have anyone to meet, and she was the option for the night, so I sent her a message. We met, and she came with a white dress, looking very thin. We talked a bit, and after 10 minutes she asked me, "Can I sit here?" and she came and sat on me! Never happened to me that a girl in Kenya initiates some kind of move, because most of them are shy. I believe this girl was horny.
After that, we went to the bedroom, and I took off her clothes. She had an amazing body and a very small ass, but round. The doggy pose was amazing, I really feel good that I could control her and do whatever I want because she was very skinny, like a thin girl. To be honest, I prefer to have sex with skinny black girls from now on!
Clubs: I went to Soho and Gemini in Adilife Plaza only once. There were two girls there who asked me 8,000 k each! LOL. Of course, for an African man, they will ask for different money, a lower price!
And near Gemini there is another club, it is a Chinese club, and some of the bouncers told me it is a Chinese strip club where there a Chinese girls and you take them home, but very expensive. I didn't go inside. Does somebody know what it is about?
There is another club, but located on the stairs under the Gemini club; the entry fee is 500 KES.
Some tips in random order.
1. If a girl asks you to send her money for transportation, this is a red flag. I suggest you offer to pay the bolt driver when she comes to the gate, just call you and pass the driver, ask his number, and give him the money through M-Pesa.
2. Get mpesa app! You can always go to the Safaricom store and ask them to set for you mpesa.
3. Sometimes, the Bolt app gives you a discount, but the Bolt driver will ask you for the full amount without the discount. So be aware of that and don't agree to pay the full amount because the driver already gets the full amount from the app.
4. Phone snatching is common in Africa, so take care of your phone.
5. Don't do a long walk alone at night time.
6. There will be girls who will ask you for money after sex or after you meet them. They call it "help" or "appreciation. " Take it easy, I personally met a few girls even after they asked me for money, and they were great. But of course, each case is different.
7. Talk with girls enough time on Tinder before you come, I suggested talking with them for 1 month, and keep the conversation going.
In summary, I won't go back to Kenya because I have had enough, 4 times is enough, if I go back it will be because of other reasons and not girls.
But Kenya is always good for passport bros. The girls are easy to love, but you need to know they will ask for money somehow, and it is fine, just watch out not to have too much feeling for the girl you have sex with, because it can be dangerous to find out she just wants one thing, and it is money.
Another thing, some guys here Some men here will criticize me and say that what I do is wrong, but everyone has their own goal, and if the girls are okay with it, then you should have no complaints.
If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer.
Nigerian women are the ABSOLUTE WORST! Always avoid
[QUOTE=Tonsillol;3034085]When I compare Kenyan Ladies and Nigerian Ladies I would say the nigerian Ladies are more greedy for money and bring more trouble in the house. Wasn't ever in Nigeria and it's not on my todo list. Met some in Dubai and only two were remarkable. The rest was more or less fun and some others are just troublemakers. Met one in a club we had fun and decided to go to my place. This was a weekend with lot of f* sessions in all places (which isn't usual for nigerian ladies). I payed the price we agreed, she was happy and I was happy. Win win situation I thought. Days later, I was at home, we had some whatsapp chats. Then she said she doesn't like her job as a waitress anymore and she would need 600 euro for her bussiness idea. I told her I have to pay my own bills, in the end she called me stingy and blocked me.
Not clever, cause a month later I was again in Dubai and she could have get money again. I don't mention the questions about airtime money. LOL.[/QUOTE]If you ever have a choice between a Nigerian woman and a woman from any other country, pick the woman from the other country. Nigerian women are extremely greedy and entitled. Never met anyone like them. Kenyans are greedy no doubt, but Nigerian women are just terrible.
An additional recommendation
It's best to do not bring all your money you and I don't recommend carrying your prime smart phone around bring a cheap one. If you walk at night always change up your route and the times you go out remember a lot of people are very desperate in that country for a quick come up.
[QUOTE=KingAmir;3033643]My 4th time in Nairobi. I met 17 girls but had sex with only 8, and I will explain why. Notice, I didn't pay for sex for anyone.
First, Most of the girls I was talking to on Tinder, but this time I wanted to also do daygame when I approach girls in malls and public places. I approached 6 times only because I am really shy to pick up girls. Kenyan people always stare at you, especially when you are talking with other Kenyan girls, so this is why I felt a bit weird talking to a woman in public.
So at the mall, I spotted a very hot girl with tattoos on her body and nice hips and ass. I talked to her; she was one of the Coast tribe. I took her number and we plan a date. I took her to a movie, paid for the food, and everything. After the evening, I just got a kiss. That girl was only for support, after two days, she asked me to come to her work place, and I couldn't, so after 2 hours, she asked me to send her money into her money app in order to buy her a cake that cost 1450 kes, so in that moment, I understand she just wanted me to come her place to buy her food and pay for the transportation. I don't do that, I don't want to feel that girl use me for her own interest, I will just pay for the girl's transportation when she comes to my hotel and go and food, nothing more than that. I just deleted her..[/QUOTE]
On The Contrary My Friend
Poor hygiene been reported on the Kenyan forum for years I guess guys stopped talking about the stench. As for as STD's goes.
[URL]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C61RkDkfwiY[/URL]
[QUOTE=SuperChuck;3040572]Maybe I don't understand what I read. Women who don't wash after sex and still smell like cums and go to the next client?
But what kind of girls are you going with? Where do you find these girls in which latrine?
I fucked over a hundred girls in Kenya and no one ever got to my house or left being dirty.
No one has ever failed the HIV test. If any of you like "dirty" situations I respect them, our fantasies are personal, but what the fuck.
Even the problems with the police, you can also find oil if you go looking for it eh![/QUOTE]
Hidden Nairobi Cheap Clubs
Actually I reported on Club Sophia Joy which is located off crack rock st aka Keekrock st. It's literally right across from Liddos. In the past I referred to it as a rip off where security and the waiters will try to steal your change unfortunately they were very successful with many Kenyans. Fast forwarding to my most recent visit I'll say that significantly hurt there business. It looks like the quality has gotten better. When the guy was referring to 500 shillings he's talking about the price of pussy inside of that place lowest price I gotten there was 300 bob. Never took the offer or bait whatever you want to call it. The girls on my last visit looked like A) Angry Black Women, B) Battered Women, C) Recovering Drug Addicts and D) They might start straggling you if you refuse to pay 1500 bob!
The Tea Room the quality of the women is worse than Club Sophia Joy and I feel like you need a gun in there or should I say after you leave. Walking further will throw you off in No Man's Land Halier Salisee Ave that I wouldn't be caught riding through that street again at night that's where some of Nairobi sluggers hangout.
Well without further ado here's the video.
[URL]https://youtu.be/j8THYZK1AQM[/URL]
Current exchange rate for UK pounds
Where can I get the best exchange rate for pounds in Nairobi?
Inner game for success with non-pros.
[QUOTE=AbsoluteJoy;3049699]I'm not so lucky, I only meet working girls when I go to luxury hotels where a normal Kenyan can't enter. Yes, I envy you. And the strange thing is that they always ask me for money. Tell me, my friend, what is your secret?[/QUOTE]
Thanks for asking so frankly. I've always struggled with shyness, and as a remedy worked quite a bit on inner game and body language.
There are really two parts to your question. First, how to have non-pros approach you. I would say basic grooming, and body language when you stand, sit and interact. For body language there are plenty of videos on youtube these days. There used to be DVD programs by entrepreneurs teaching pickup.
Second, how to make them enjoy interacting with you and "building attraction" is mostly inner game (not sure outer game is as useful in Kenya). My basic mindset is, "I'm interested in you, but not needy. " This is about "being centered": not leaning forward and fawning (physically and psychologically), nor leaning back and act cool and uninterested (again body language and conversationally). I also find myself genuinely interested in who they are, not just job / name / family, but what they like, how they feel about different things, and I reflect back that I get what they feel.
When feeling flirty, my mindset is, "you're my bratty little sister that I can tease, but I love you and will protect you." It's good to mix the two mindsets.
For the perfect night I described, here are some random details:
* I focused mostly on Anne, but made sure to include Becky, made her feel good, and also paid her drinks. (As I learned later, Becky encouraged Anne to go home with me!
* Walking from rooftop to bar, we had to cross a busy street, so I took her hand (protectively to lead), then let go afterwards (not being clingy).
* At the club, I would dance with a little grinding and light touching, then pull back to my chair and sip my beer ("interested, not needy").
* We blew shisha smoke in each others faces; once I leaned in for peck on the lips, then pulled back with an impish smile and a wink.
* When it was time to go I verbally said that I'm really attracted to her, but not in a needy way, and physically centered.
* Outside it was cold: I put my jacket over her shoulders.
Finally a really good video specific to Kenya that helped me mind-prep for the perfect night: youtube.com/watch?v=mnZRPXsf-gU
Best of luck, my friend.
What Stigmatization in Nairobi?
This got to be some crap, if anything the sex workers harass hard working men and have no issues digging in your pockets why you're looking. And spit on couples out on the stroll after dark in CBD.
[URL]https://youtu.be/f72Sl-M5uO8[/URL]
Lulle Has 'Game' or Was he Game'?
I write this with no disrespect to Lulle. I like that you played it the way you do. But, most women I know here want one and most want more than one Wazungu boyfriends. They will want to show him off, not to show what a great guy he is but to show off that she has a Mzungu. Your girl was the hunter and she played you as much as you think you played her. You both got what you wanted now the hard part will be to try to get rid of her.
Categories: There are hard core creatures of the night then internet girlfriend frauds. There's endless variants of professional girlfriends, which your girl no doubt is one. If she has perfect hair, nails and makeup, higher end clothes, she's got at least one Mzungu out of the country and she's looking for and upgrade or just more. The beginning category are the fresh beginners who have to be found.
Nairobi A City of Shattered Dreams
I haven't saw any real reports on the Kenya thread in a minute when I read upon this thread I see nothing but shit about dating in this country. Something I don't advise folks to do. By the way there's a faggot from Russia who literally fucked the game up for mongers by posting some shit up on Youtube. I landed in Nairobi during the height of his scandal.
Nairob Recent trip Westlands
I was on a so called East African tour, and I know I supposed of had stratched Kenya off my bucket list indefinitely however, I decided to give it another shot to see if Nairobi is worth mongering in it. The answer to that question is slowly becoming a no sticking straight to the topic about pussy; let's begin. The airport was not busy at all, it took me less than 13 minutes to get through customs. I caught a taxi to Westlands, Westlands is an area I'm not really feeling, the roads were bad, the traffic was backed up and there were guys tapping on the taxi windows asking for money. Matter of fact way too many guys was in the streets begging for money. After eating checked into my hotel around midnight I decided to hit the nightlife of Westlands, despite the fact the streets had people walking and such their normal business. Almost all the lounges, night clubs and bars was dead! A million posts ago I mentioned a strip club located in Westlands but I couldn't recalled its name. Well fellows I got the strip club name this time and it's called DollarZ Gentleman Club and it sits inside of the same building as the Boss Den. All the action inside of Dollars happens inside of the VIP room which costs 10 K and you have to pay the dancer 5 k to enter the room with you in order for her to dance for you. Otherwise she'll be out on the floor sitting next to you while you are sipping a beer. The strip club looks very nice inside and did I participate inside of the VIP? The answer to that question is a no! It was 1230 am and that strip club was completely dead! And to make matters worse the women inside of their was more like catering towards an European audience hence, they were skinny with no ass and breasts! Boss Den was dead period even around 1245 am! The staff was pretty friendly just like Dollarz but I'm not about to be the only guy inside of the strip club with a bunch of skinny ass women inside of their.
Havana Bar the same shit that sits next to the Flamming Grill Chicken restaurant was dead even at 1 am. Don't get me wrong there were people inside of that place. The females I saw working inside of their wasn't attractive at all and I'm being absolutely serious! Inside of that place looks very nice. It kinda reminds me of Club VIP which is located inside of Nairobi CBD! They have a bar downstairs and a bar upstairs, it was so slow and boring most was just busy texting on their phones instead of realizing a customer with money is in their presence. After 1 beer I got the fuck out of their, now theirs another bar that had several of Kenyans inside of it its located in the same plaza as Havana Bar, correct me if I'm not wrong it wasn't a hook up bar but just a regular bar with Kenyans working out of it. I spent an hour walking down the street trying to find somewhere to go in Westlands I kept coming up empty handed.
I do want to mention that when I asked where are the ladies at to Kenyan men most had Kenyan women whom they could call to come and fuck you! They rarely had body shots of the women and it was mostly just face pictures. I strongly recommend not using those brothers connections! When the women shows up some will have attitudes, bleached skinned or BBL's going on!
After going through this shit for 3 nights I decided to call Westlands a quits and focus on CBD only!
CBD Strip Clubs Revisited 2026
Disclaimer, I'm not a big fan of strip clubs especially the ones in Kenya period. The women there will try to charge a foreigner a certain amount of money for dances and basically waste your time and money. And please don't allow me to go into further details than just that statement right there.
First up Small Water Worlds, after walking up a million flight of stairs which located inside of a hotel off the corner of Gaberone and River Rd. Upon entering business has picked up dramatically inside of their, it was packed with plenty of Kenyan men who had very little money to spend at all. The women that danced inside of their was nowhere close to sex nor attractive at all! And I'm being dead ass serious! The fresh stench of piss will hit you hard even with the restroom doors being closed after 5 minutes of being inside I got the fuck out of there! By the way entry price 200 bob.
Second on my visit Liddos, located on the infamous crack rock street better known as Keekrock st, after paying a 500 bob entry price and walking up 2 flights of stairs. The place still looks just the same to me, the strippers are nice looking body a small selection of foreigners inside. Bar fine to take the dancers home 10 k and to take them upstairs to fuck 5 k. The upstairs area looks very nice and it also even has a bar up there credit cards are accepted inside of this. Would I recommend getting a dance here? Nope.
Third strip club visited was Club Gaeez, also located on the infamous crack rock street after walking up 3 flights of stairs and paying a 200 bob entry fee, I noticed it was very busy inside but the dancers who was on the floor was not worth my time and money. By that time I was drunk as a skunk trying to fuck the waitresses whom worked inside of their and they wasn't having it. I was told that the other dancers were located in the back and they can get them for me and they have sex with customers. Total fine to fuck the dancers is 5 k or 5000 bob, in which 3 k goes to club and 2 k goes to the dancers theirs a 3 k fine to take the dancers away from the club. Please be advised porn movies are played all the time and sometimes sex shows are performed on stage there. Out of all the strip clubs in Nairobi I prefer this place even though its a hole in the wall.
Finally Club Bavon entry fee 300-1000 bob and noticed that I did a price range for this location. The entry fee price changes up constantly here and it's never a consistent price sounds kinda sketchy and it is. That's because security tries to pocket some side money here, after paying whatever they tell you to pay and walking up 3 flights of stairs you'll be greeted by a strip club that's mostly dead and they always have big fat btiches dancing inside of here. Don't get me wrong I like going at it with a big women but the ones inside of here got bodies made wrong and I'll rather spend my money at Small Water World than this place!
There's 3 more strip clubs located in CBD I'm going to opt out of posting it, they are located on super sketchy streets with thuggish looking Kenyan men posted outside of those doors at all times.
CBD Night Clubs Revisited 2026
Well allow me to say this night clubs have been mentioned by me numerous of times on this forum. There are night clubs such as Young Drifters, Club Lizzie, Club Eureka (which is very upscale in appearance), The Money Lounge, Kumba's Sports Bar & Grill and a gazillion others are all over CBD on numerous back streets after back streets it'll take forever to visit them all. In the end they are not worth visiting because over the years they mostly have nasty looking, rough and dirty looking women inside of their!
Club Sophia Joy:
Located on the infamous crack rock street better known as Keekrock. I can tell you guys this the talent has picked in their dramatically, watch your pockets when the fat pigs sits in your lap trying to run game. Half of the women who service the men there scares the shit out of me, they look like battered worn out women whom are addicted to drugs and alcohol very bad. Now I do noticed some cleaner looking women inside of their. And allow me to say this I even recognize most from being posted up o Latema st in front of that infamous hotel where a million of them used to post up outside and try to pull men through the door. Services starters off at 300 bob inside of here fellows and the room prices are 150 bob and to my surprise the rooms are very clean! I had a 500 bob session with a young fat booty Lou woman for 500 bob and she wanted her money up front. And instead of 500 bob she wanted 3000 bob literally 6 times the price and to add insult to injury she was on her cycle I could even see the blood stains in her panties. What surprises me is that she had the nerves to be in Sabrina Joy the next day, she tired to block me from leaving out the door she was a little one I gently moved her to the side and left. Not all women are bad inside of that place again they had much better looking talent, I just made a mistake by selecting the wrong one to sample. Morning shift is a no no, and so is the afternoon shift you literally have to come around 11 pm to see the best looking females who work out of their and let me throw in the weekends also.
Club Cabalash:
Located on Dharma Road near closes land mark Sahara Drifters, the women post up outside 24/7 in that club, it looks very dark and spooky inside even for a seasoned veteran such as myself. There's tons of women inside that offers 500 bob services weather you'll get that rate or not is just a gamble. Room rates are 200 bob, just like Club Sophia the main area smells like straight up piss! The women can be attractive and on the bigger butt side of things. To many of them try to touch on the me at one given time makes think some of them are trying to feel for my possession like thieves. I never partake in any activity there. Best time to visit is 2 pm.
Club Vip.
Located on River Road nearest land mark is Rubis Gas Station, this is another hole in the wall night club, when the talent is there then its there and they have plenty of budget women working out of their. Lowest price 300 bob, room costs roughly 200 bob. I saw several nice looking women there I even had 2 Ugandan squirt sessions inside of this place and didn't regret it at all. Warning on the weekends there are plenty of underage girls that hangs out in the stairwells because they have a club upstairs they can visit for teenagers so please be careful who you become Macdaddy too because you might find yourself in some serious trouble! The women inside of her were very professional about their services especially the Ugandan women, the talent improved in her a whole lot but be warned their are plenty of sloppy joes still working inside. Best time to visit the late afternoon time and after midnight.
Club Sabrina Joy.
The talent inside of here has been slowly going downhill not as many girls used to be in here like it was in the past. I see plenty of new faces and during certain times of the day this place is just literally dead with no men nor women inside. The women I do see working looks like some shit nobody wants even if their desperate for a quickie! I saw some women with some killer bodies inside of there with their heads so far stuck up their ass it's impossible for them to take a good shit. Dude they were very stuck up! It was hard for me to sit in that place for even 30 minutes for some odd reason I rather more spend my money on a street girl than inside of their in which I'll explain in another post. Morning and afternoon shifts are a no no when visiting this establishment. I strongly recommend mongering in the evening and a few hours after midnight when visiting this place. The demographics just changed up dramatically.