Another Monterrey Adventure
Decided to make it more of an adventure by going by Tornado Bus Lines out of Waco. My last trip I flew Viva Aerobus and had my return flight cancelled that created some problems. Tornado Bus Lines is cheap an easy. Show up 15 minutes early if you have a prepaid ticket. $90 down and $55 dollars back. I took the red eye down on a very full bus but when we stopped in Laredo more than half the bus emptied making it much more comfortable to sleep. I decided on staying at Krystal Hotel this time and was very happy with the stay, great location, great restaurant, and very comfortable bed in a very large room. 1st stop was Massajes Cleops, Isaac Garza 421, Centro, 64000 Monterrey, and. L. , Mexico. This is usually my favorite place and it didn't disappoint. $50/50 minutes and they had 8 beautiful very thin very young chicas. But unfortunately the Chica I chose had some rules. CBJ only and no DATY. So that was a downer. She did enjoy DFK and loved having her tits sucked and I did get her to squirt with my finger action. I was tired from the bus trip so called it an early night. I had the Krystal Hotel dinner specialty, Authentic Oreja de Elefante. Battered Elephant Ear. It was interesting but don't think I would get it again. That night I dreamed my pecker grew 16 inches and I picked up my toothbrush with my dick but woke up disappointed. Fantastic breakfast then off to Samaras, Jose Maria Arteaga 1007, Centro, 64000 Monterrey, and. L. , Mexico. Here different chicas have different prices. They had 4 chicas, 1 gordita, 2 cute average and one very young super thin chica who was the most expensive, $50/ hour. She was amazing, great BBBJ and tasty DATY. So cute and innocent and just a fantastic session so I tipped another $10 and it was like she won the lottery. One of the best sessions in years. Then an early dinner then off to Bancomer Stadium to catch the Rayados game. I was going to goto Matehueala or Porkys after the game but drank too much Tecate and went back to hotel then 3 am bus back to Waco. A very quick and enjoyable 2 day adventure.
First ISG Post. Monterrey SA
Long-time mongerer, first time poster. I've been in the hobby all over the world, from Hong Kong, Thailand, Philippines, to Spain, Colombia, etc. Learned a ton about various styles of play from the forums, so thought I'd finally give back with some intel.
I usually go the brothel or outcall escort route for convenience. Strip clubs is not my thing, especially with language barrier. I do speak a little Spanish from Duolingo.
I signed up for SA two weeks before my trip, and copy / pasted 2 paragraphs of Google translated "hey want to go to dinner and then exercise in my room?" to a bunch of girls with verified profiles.
MayraC from SA (3 k).
Mayra did not speak much English, but was very proactive about meeting up. She wanted to meet despite me arriving at the hotel past dinner time. I agree to the meet to maximize my session per day. We communicated mostly thru Google Translate.
Mayra is a petite GND type, dressed casually and wore glasses. She works as an assistant in an accounting firm, she also says she has her own show / clothing brand. From the SA photos, she seems to be the only girl with above be cups that I will meet on this trip. That turned out to be true.
We met for dinner in the hotel restaurant and headed upstairs. The session was very passionate, she moaned enthusiastically and likes all positions. Turns out Mayra has a pretty banging body that she hides well. Skinny arms, petite frame but typical Latina meaty booty, and my favorite part. Natural the cups! I did not appreciate it at the time, but I started missing her more and more as my trip (and lady count) progressed, and we will meet again on the morning of my depature.
Are from SA / Larissa IRL (3 k).
A 27-year old MILF of 2 eager to meet up. We had breakfast one day and went for a walk. She came back to my hotel for a booty call. Every communication was thru my broken Spanish and Google Translate.
A cup but squeezable tits. Very wet and very horny in bed. She tolerated a full finger in her ass but said "later" when I asked to do anal. I think she was in love me and wanted to be my tour guide.
Kristi from SA / Ana Laura IRL (1. 5 k).
I got catfished! Ana Laura gave me her Instagram when we first connected, and I dug thru her photos thoroughly. Her persona is a big-bootied early 20's gymrat sugar baby who travels to the US regularly. She writes and speaks perfect English, even better than most girls in the states.
We met for high-end sushi and had drinks at the hotel bar. Kristi turned out to be a lot heavier in person than her social media posts would suggest, but still doable. Despite her excellent English, our dinner conversation was just ok, not sure if it was because of her young age or lack of intelligence.
We went back to the room after adding each other on Pokemon (LOL). Her booty was indeed gigantic from both working out and fat / genetics. She is all 160 lbs of thighs, with almost flat boobs. There were some go-to positions I could not perform because she was so heavy. It was the first time I've experienced having my dick lost in the butt muscle though, it felt like I lost little buddy in jello.
Universitarias Regias Alicia Dolls House (agency).
I had a good experience with Alicia Dolls House in GDL and learned that MTY is their home base. I also learned from this board that they are shameless about baiting and switch, so when I saw a skinny chick with big firm naturals, "Itati" advertised on both ADH and Universitarias Regias, I booked with the latter. Well, PSA that they are one and the same.
The girl's name was Erika, new to the game, and the only thing similar to Itati was the red hair. She was neither skinny nor busty. She spoke English and we connected well during the pre-session convo. She showed me the booker's message to her "meet boss outside hotel, call yourself Itati". I thought call girls get driven around by the agencies, apparently in MTY they have to take their own Uber to and for, but had to meet the pimp outside the hotel, who collects the money directly. The session was hot and Erika was enthusiastic, but her body was not my type and I thought she enjoyed me more than the other way around.
Please let me know if you have any questions!
Love Hotels: Hotel Plaza Arteaga, Hotel Washington, etc.
Hi all,
Has anyone stayed at any love hotels like Hotel Plaza Arteaga or Hotel Washington recently? I did RTFF and I haven't seen a report on or including any love hotel in a while. LovesToSploog had a report back in February which included Arteaga. I'm really considering using a love hotel next time I go to Monterrey so I don't have to deal with any hassle from the front desk bringing girls into my regular hotel. I used one in Mexico City, V Motel Boutique Viaducto, since Barcelo Mexico Reforma stopped a girl and I as we were coming up (also charged me 1200 pesos for the additional girl) and that love hotel was a good experience. It was clean, had good customer service, a safe location, and English speaking staff. Ideally, I'd like something like that for Monterrey. I like how Arteaga allows you to book via a major hotel booking website, which makes it easier. Hotel Washington on the other hand supposedly assigns rooms upon arrival and its location looks a bit rough. However, Hotel Washington looks like a nicer hotel judging from its photos. So I wonder if Regio Scorts or Gigi's will be more inclined to send girls there than the much more affordably priced Arteaga.
My take for the first time in Monterrey
I spent 4 days in Monterrey; I was surprised by how many girls are working; however most of them are 4-5 only; I only found 1 decent street walker on reforma. Matehuala is cheap in the booth 100 mex for 5 min but the room is more like 2500 mex all included. Nothing above 6/10 IMO. Poorky across the street is similar, maybe a little bit more upscale;.
The best club I found was desextress but you have to go the after 9 to find a spinner.
Monterrey Report and Tips
Appreciate the advice I was given prior to my trip to Monterrey which was quite enjoyable.
I wanted to post a few tips from what I learned from my experiences which might be of help for someone visiting for the first time.
First, where to stay. I would strongly recommend the Fiesta Americana. Reasonably priced, in a decent / rel safe area, good breakfast, and appears girl friendly. Hotel is connected to a mall so there is a lot of traffic going by, so none of the hotel staff seem to care who is coming and going. My advice is to have the girl meet you on the 16th floor (where the restaurant is) which doesn't require a key car, and then proceed to your room from there. Better than loitering around the lobby, but I don't think anyone will care.
I had asked about changing money, but no one responded, but I can make a recommendation -- a 5 min walk from the Fiesta Americana is Dolares. They are open 24/7 and have excellent rates. No reason to get money from an ATM in my view. I would expect the conversion from your bank to be worse.
On to the action.
I followed the advice here and went to Cleops. Definitely the place to go. They actually have two "casas" which the girls may be spread between, so you may want to ask to visit both.
Prices vary slightly from girl to girl, but can expect 1200-1600 for 40-50 minutes which is a good amount of time. The place is actually quite clean, all rooms have a nice shower, and the staff is very committed to service. My spanish is not great, but it was no problem. For this very reasonable amount, I received DFK, BBBJ (with DT), DATY /69, MPOS. I think only one SOG. I don't know about CIM / COF / Greek as I didn't ask. I imagine it would vary by girl and would be an extra. Ladies are 5-9, but I don't think you will struggle to find someone you like.
I had 4 sessions over three days. Including with one girl on three consecutive days.
The two ladies I saw were excellent, and I can HIGHLY recommend.
Melanie is a star. A solid 9, very beautiful and exceptional service- I was addicted. Hence three days in a row!
Kelly (at least an 8) - a beauty and excellent service, though taller and more skinny than Melanie.
Neither have big tits (more A / be-cups) if that's your thing, but are facially very pretty. Melanie has a perfect body for my tastes.
I also wanted to do some outcall, but did not want to go the seeking arrangements route. Just haven't done it before, and didn't feel comfortable.
I did connect to AgenciaMonterrey which I think represents a number of independents (some incall some outcall) - you can find them on Telegram which will lead you to their whatsapp, through which you can get pricing. Pricing seemed reasonable. Not much different than Cleops. But they listed some restrictions like BBBJ was extra, etc. So I never pulled the trigger.
Instead I reached out to Alicia's Dollhouse since they are reputable and the booker was very responsive.
They have different "classes" of women at different rates. If you go this route I strongly recommend going for the Diamond / Diamante level. Overall compared to Cleops, it is not a good value.
I saw two ladies, after explaining to the booker that I preferred petite women.
1. Priscilla (I think Deluxe class. One below Diamond) -3500/90 minutes. She was 6, not facilally pretty to me. What really was a turn off was that she was LFK and CBJ only. It was a real turn off. I realized I made a mistake. Finished round 1 within a few minutes. Round 2 was not offered, but I was not going to be excited. I did contact the booker and he assured me they had not gotten feedback like this before. He did say kissing and BJ method was at the girl's discretion. Given the cost and the alternatives available. Was not good /.
Despite the bad experience, I decided to TOFTT to see if Diamond class would better.
2. Candice (Colombian lady) - 5000/90 minutes. A pretty steep price, but Candice was 8-9 and very sweet. DFK, but again only CBJ. MPOS to a finish. I did enjoy it and I told the booker in advance that I wanted two rounds, so she was expecting it. Second round was more of the same. I actually had a nice time with Candice, but if I had to do it over again, I would just stick with Cleops, or be bolder and try SA or clubs etc if I wanted to bring a girl back to my room.
Hope this helps and happy mongering.
How are bus trips from Laredo to MTY?
I have a flight and hotel booked for SAN / Tijuana next weekend but with the Govt. Shutdown and stresses placed on our already over stressed air traffic controllers I am thinking about cancelling, driving to Laredo from Austin then taking the bus down to MTY for 5 days. -OR-.
Driving to El Paso and and enjoying some "cross border" activities there.
Muchas gracias!
Monterrey, Mexico 11/28-12/11
I needed a new adventure. Going to the same places, like Tijuana, Havana, Bangkok over and over again got stale. With the help of ISG, I zeroed in to a new locale: Monterrey (Mexico's 3 d biggest city).
Airfare, airport transit, and Airbnb: I bought a one-way ticket on Aeromexico (layover in ATL) for $150. That included a refund of the tourist tax due to being a dual citizen with Mexico (another good reason to apply for those that qualify!) I didn't need a local SIM because AT&T's plan includes calls / data while in Mexico & Canada at no additional cost. I landed and was quickly out the door into the city. I saw a video about taking the bus into the city center from the airport and decided to try my luck. I line up with everyone else for the purple bus across the street from the airport. This would have worked ok but 1. I landed at 5 pm and the buses were packed due to rush hour; and 2. Monterrey is heavily under road and transit construction in preparation for the upcoming World Cup. After 90 minutes of little movement, I got off the bus and took a Didi (rideshare) to my apartment. The apartment was walking distance to Porky's, Central Bus Terminal, and Cuauhtemoc rail stop. My airbnb was $30/ night, seemed clean and very secure with no security guard at the doorway.
Cleops. Wow, such a great place! A massage shop with 20+ girls working. Girls set their own prices. The girls line up together and give a thorough explanation of services while mounting you so you can feel the goods front and back before choosing. I generally paid 1000 p-1200 p for 40 minutes. Every service included GFE, BBBJ and CFS. No tips were ever requested by any of the girls; they just ask that you ring the bell in the lobby if you received good service. There is a whatsapp group to see their lineup, and a QR code in the lobby adds you to their contact list where you receive a few messages with lineup, specials, etc. Also, after service, you are offered the opportunity to purchase credit toward future service at a 10% discount. Tip: No change will be given if you do not use the whole total, so I suggest buying 1000 p for 900 p. Then you just pay the difference during the next session. Keep the receipt copies! The white gets turned in for the next session. The yellow copies accumulate: When you have 10.000 p worth of receipts, you get a free session. Their Frequent Fucker Program! Also, I chose a different girl every visit and none of the girls ever acted jealous in front of me for not repeating. I LOVE THIS PLACE!
Porkys & Mautehaula (main location). These two clubs are right across the street from each other. Beers were 40 p. Girls usually wait for you to signal them over. Lady drinks were 150 p or so. Porkys has a telegram group that is very active and sends multiple messages a day. In Mautehaula, all prices are listed on the wall in the club. There is something for everyone in these clubs. I did not see another foreigner the whole time I was in either club. In Mautehaula, I did a 20 min session for 1200 p with a MILF I adored, however, choosing a basement stall vs a room was less than ideal; I couldn't see the girl but felt everything. The stall is charged by the song and felt rushed because the attendant kept calling out when a new song started and the girl always screamed back to acknowledge. It was so dark also that I could hardly see the girl but everything felt great, really GFE. As for Porky's, one downside is that the staff start extra hustles late night, charging 50 p for beer, and when you asked anyone else what the price was, the common response was that the employees didn't know and to ask your waiter. They also charged me 10% extra for using my credit card when Mexican law does not allow this. I called my credit card the next day and the charge was reversed which was very nice. Mautehaula's second location on Cuauhtemoc (as all of the bars in that area) looked rougher and I didn't see anything worth selecting but had fun in each for a one beer and exit barhop.
Cielo. Another awesome bar where I had a great experience. All drink prices and lady drink prices listed on the wall. No hustle, you signal the girl you want over to you. Here, I had a girl scream my name when she recognized me from Hong Kong in Tijuana. We spent a few hours together, and after the bar closed, she took me to an underground bar / party where you had to knock to enter and be let in by security. At 9 am, I called it a day and headed home but the party was still going strong!
Massage houses or Casas. There were so many in centro that it is impossible to mention them all. They charged 500 p-600 p for 20 minutes. When I sessioned at these, the girls did try to upsell for GFE, taking off clothes, etc. , but after a couple minutes of charm and chat, all the girls ended up doing right for me for small tip (usually 50 p-100 p) I got GFE, BBBJ and all clothes off and wasn't chased out when time was up. The general way to tell what was a casa was a colored light string above the door and sometimes a security guard outside of the door inviting you in. The available girls were sitting on the sofas in the foyer with a mamasan welcoming you as well.
Pasarela. One of the best looking clubs in town. Under new management. Clean and an active Instagram page. Here, you should pay for drinks on a rolling basis. One waiter was caught multiple times in one night padding bills. After pointing it out that he did the same to me, he gave me back 200 p quickly and asked me not to complain. It sucks because I really did have fun but just don't like the thought of having my bill padded.
Obsession was, far and away, my favorite club. Enter before 6 pm and get a 4 course "executive platter. " The club looked great. The staff was very professional. Signs everywhere saying that any tip is voluntary and that, should you be asked for a tip to report it via staff or a phone number listed. Beers 50 p. Lady drinks were 300 p for a pitcher of drink choice of the girl. Later at night, the second floor is available for karaoke. On my birthday, the cover charge 100 p was waived and the girls sang Las Mananitas (Happy Birthday) to me. I got plenty of phone numbers here for takeout but ran out of time before actually doing it.
Getting around town. Uber and Didi function well here. Didi was usually cheaper. However, the metro system works great here and was very easy to use. 10 p for a metro ride, 15 p for a bus ride. 20 p fare card that can be reloaded at any stop. I used the app MOOVIT to track how to get around. I literally moved around the entire city with public transport, to include getting from my apartment to the airport for 25 p on my final day. Google maps got me around for walking the city.
Touristy things. I visited the great Parque Fundadora, Mexico baseball hall of fame, 8 different museums, did a boat tour along the trail, watched an IMAX movie, and saw semi-final playoff games for Rayados and Tigeres. I visited multiple churches to include the Cathedral and also the Basilica de la Virgen de Guadalupe in the mountainside. I ate at many food stalls throughout the city and bought many juice drinks as well. For Christmas, I saw Luztopia and MacroNavidad festivals. I took over 1000 pictures and movies of my comings and goings. I always felt safe, even when walking around alone at night. Again, I'm a big mexican guy that speaks fluent spanish.
Next trip. I ran out of time to do the following:
1. Safari. During the week you use your own car. On weekends, you can ride on the safari bus.
2. Going to regular clubs, rooftop bars, and hanging out with locals. I had a great time, but I definitely feel that I could accomplish more with a wingman or a local.
3. Baseball game. Baseball was out of season, so my next trip will be during the baseball season.
4.
Exit. Using public transportation, the 1 hour ride to the airport was only 25 p. $175 flight nonstop on United got me home. The united agent filled out my exit form for me and told me to keep it in my Mexico passport. A short flight home later, I passed through quickly with Global Entry and was soon home.
Would I return? Yes, absolutely. It's a great alternative to Tijuana.
Would I recommend Monterrey to others? For people with excellent command of Spanish, yes. For people who struggle speaking Spanish, definitely no.
Thanks. Monterrey will be on my list!
[QUOTE=Mexidan;3044263]The girls encourage them, and they have some rooms with very large beds that can accommodate this well![/QUOTE]They encourage it!
Do you recommend picking the first one and letting that one choose the second?
Thinking that would help the vibe between them.
Also. Can you get real interaction- lesbian type or just 2 to bang?
In Tijuana from the reports you have to change condoms when switching chicks.
