Puerto Escondido, Oaxaca Trip Report (detailed)
There are 2 large clubs here. First one is called "Toni's Bar" one word to any cabby (standard cab fee in town is around 25 pesos each way, negotiate before entering - cabs are abundant in PE) which is located one mile down the main highway past zicatela beach, look for the sign, its on the right hand side. You walk in and go towards the back past the bathrooms, down some steps and onto a back patio with a roof and stage and girls, tables, and waiters. Your usual mexican hangout. Wanted 1000 pesos and 500 pesos to leave. Left, went back few days later negotiated 800 pesos and 300 for house for toda la noche, and as soon as I pay the house and we are walking out she decides she doesn't want to or something and I get my money back and leave. Oh yeah, cerveza is 15 pesos I think and girls drinks are 60. Floor show is at 11 most nights I think. 20 peso cover is added to your tab, but there is a sign when you walk in warning you. Also have private dances with girl in g string only in a chair with a sheet around it for 200 pesos, negotiated 2 songs for 300 and they said yes. Girl was a total freak and was highly experienced in the art of lap dance, and general brothel mayhem. Got her phone number in DF.
The other bar is on the same highway about a mile back up the highway directly above zicatela beach. Look for all the neon (no actual sign but some writing on building). There are two bars with neon across from each other about 1 block apart, this is the first on the right as you are heading towards huatulco and I have not been to the other it is further down the road on the left (its most likely another bar). It is called la (something) loca and has a 20 peso cover as does toni's bar. As soon as you walk in there is a bar to the left, and chairs and tables surrounding a stage with pole complete with 30 inch tv in background playing hardcore gangbang porn vhs the entire time. This place even has the usual unbearably loud mexican music, so it was in quick for a 30 peso beer, a 60 peso small or 100 peso regular size girl beer is also available. Rate was 600 peso non negotiable, and she wouldn't negotiate services before either. I finally got her to 600 for an hour, and she agreed. Had to pay all of it upfront to the bar, and then we went outside in the back to a small group of 3 shanty block/cement/plastic roof huts and she is leading the way and as we enter she freaks out because there is no light on and she didn't see the bartender changing the big blanket/makeshift sheet that covered the dirty mattress. I was surprised to see that she already had a condom, I had brought my own supply of Trojan magnums and lube from the states. We kissed lightly for a while and touched and what not before laying down on the bed (noticed at this time a used condom discarded on the floor) and fucking missionary, then doggy style. She said she was from Guatemala, and was very nice the entire time except for constantly turning the lights off, and skipping oral (expected). I went about 15 minutes after 15 of foreplay, so I was happy and left while she was showering in a small outhouse type thing outside. Grabbed a quick cab back to the hotel for a shower and scrub down. Overall had a good time, the girl was clean, and trimmed slightly. Needs some investment into the facilities instead of speakers. Make it quick if you decide to get a girl here, I was hesitant, but because I had a fresh linen and good condom I decided to go for it. It should also be noted that the girl from here didn't want to go to my hotel a few blocks away. 6. 7/10
There is yet another place (for the adventurers) before you get to tony's bar right after the first tope about 1 block before tony's right in front of the store with the coca cola sign take a right and go toward what is called the punta. Go down and take the second right and down about a block on the left side is a small shitty bar with ugly double baggers (one bag for her head, and one for yours in case hers falls off). Cerveza is cheap, girls drinks are more as usual. Price is 300 pesos in the back in some stank, dank room with a bed, and shower. I didn't check if the water worked, because I wanted to keep looking. There were 4 (-+2) girls here, and the same at all the other bars at any given time. This place might be open during the day time. I was there in the late afternoon. I went back again at night to see if they were open, and they were not, so I assume this is a slightly different type of establishment.
The non-pro action in puerto is on and off. Many tourist from both Canada, the states, and many from Europe vacation here and further down the road in zipolite/puerto angel/huatulco. Check the bars, and hit up the hotties working the shops. Stay off all the beaches starting at sunset to avoid crime. Also avoid drunk groups of teenagers (all times of day, everywhere), and old men with machetes fucked up on mezcal (late at night, early morning). The cops are bad, avoid them. If you are stopped, your paying. So don't get stopped. Don't get shot, or run over, and avoid drowning while enjoying your $1 beer at any of the areas fine beaches.
Note that the evening bars open around 9pm or later.
Sam
[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread.[/blue]
