Vancouver Reports

Vancouver Report # 2 (Report #3 to follow …maybe)

Massage Parlours

I am prepared to stand corrected (maybe SKsyd who is in fact a Canadian I believe could comment) but I am pretty sure that massage parlours and prostitution in general is LEGAL in Canada. This makes life so much easier and less stressful than punting in the US, where one has to be very careful of falling foul of the law enforcement dudes.

Certainly in Vancouver advertising for services of massage parlours and escorts is totally open and easily accessible. They have this system of free give away newspapers which are distributed everywhere and the last 4 or 5 pages are filled with ads –most of which look totally legit – and indeed the ones I phoned were mostly answered and I got some good results which you will learn more of below.


Madam Cleo’s –Richards Street Vancouver
[url]http://www.madamecleos.com/[/url]

This place is on a main street pretty much in the centre of town. I moseyed in at about 4 pm and was struck by a clean, fresh feel and quick service form an attractive young lady who introduced me to no less that 8 masseuse for my punting pleasure. The girls trooped in and sat on couches and I was introduced to each of them by name. Standard was average to good. None of them were horror heads and all were young and presentable. Most were slim with a couple edging to the porky side, but then so am I, so who am I to complain? There were probably two 8/10s and I chose a tall, statuesque blonde who was very shapely and had struck me because she had a Scarlet Johansson type look. The cost was $60 “for the massage” but “please be free to tip the lady as you wish”

Up we go to a themed room. Nice size, big bed, porn on video. Nice décor, lots of pillows and towels. The shower is in another room and after the money is exchanged we settle into the main game. I had thought that this is a rubentug only place but it soon turns out that more – so much more - is on offer. The girl, Daisy, is massaging my back but she has lingerie on and I ask if extras are available. Turns out its simple -$100 for hand relief, 200 for oral and 300 for the full menu. Its my last day in Canada –in fact my plane leaves in 4 hours - so without even negotiating, I grab the menu to the max.

Turns out to be an inspired decision as this girl is wonderful. All services are safe but she sucks cock like a champion and can deep throat right up to the tree line. She loves a little anal play, and soon has her finger right up my clacker, which combined with a mouthful of cock provides a wonderful double whammy sensation. I flip her over and fuck her hard from behind. She growls and screams “pull my hair”. Ever happy to oblige, I grab her long blonde hair and tug her hard towards my rock hard dick and thrust away like a dog on heat! “Smack my butt|” she screams. I do as I am told. So now I am fucking her hard from behind, I am pulling her hair back with one hand, which tilts her head upwards, and I am slapping her fast-reddening arse. I look at the mirror and she has her eyes shut with a look of joy on her face. I see sweat rolling down her forehead and down my chest. I grab her round the waist and hitch her on to the carpet. She automatically goes into a cat stretch position, presenting her glistening twat for a fresh pounding. We move back to the bed, Mish style. A bit of cowgirl now is on the agenda "can I fuck your arse" I gasp. “Try” she replies. I get my dick a coupe of inches into the anal cavity but its hurting her (no I am NOT very big, she just does not do it often!) and she promises to “prepare herself” for anal “next time”

I am loving this. I extend for ½ hour. Get this - the extra 30 mints costs an extra $27!!! Bargain. Back to cocksucking (condom number 3 is used). I ask can I come on her tits. Sure she says but I get so carried away but a new bout of doggie that I release in her pussy and everyone is happy. A remarkable session with a really lovely girl. She is 21 years old. She gives me her email address and we plan to do it again in my hotel when I am nest in Canada. What sweetheart! She has repolied to my first email and all is on track for a re match

But one final twist. Tums out I am $40 Canadian short on the promised amount (note she did not demand it up front). Devastated I offer to leave my watch while I go to the ATM. Fine but don’t leave the watch, I trust you she says. I get the money. Final unexpected event. Daisy asks me to stay behind for a minute to meet the manager –who does an full quality control review on her performance with me ! (Daisy is not in the room)

Great experience in friendly safe environment –highly recommended

[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread.[/blue]

I recently visited Prosper City. They have two locations: 2263 Kingsway (604 438 8208), and 3488 Main (604 879 5769). There are just a few parking spots in front of the shop at Kingsway location. If these spots are taken, park on the street in the vicinity. There are many spots to park on the side street. You have to park on the street for the Main location.

The system is you pay massage fee upfront to the owner/manager. It's $1 for 1 min. I typically go for $30 for 30 min. Then you pay the lady for her service: $50 for hj, or $120 for fs (or could be half/half, but I have not yet partaken this). Sometimes I just get a good massage and give $20 tip. It seems all the ladies I spent time with were fine with that.

I saw Xia Xia (or somthing like that) at Kingsway. She said she is Thai. She seems to be in her late 20s - early 30s, about 5 ft tall and medium built. She gave me really nice massage and hj. She told me that I could touch her while she was doing hj. Very skilled. A good session for total $80.

At Main, I saw Lily. She is Chinese, and I guess in her early 30s. Same was kind of the same built as Xia Xia. Her massage was not as good as Xia Xia's, but her hj skills were quite good. I should just say that both ladies worked hard to earn their $ and neither one complained. Very good attitude.

I don't do street, but I consider AMP as alternative to that. Price is reasonable, no rip offs, great attitude, and if you are lucky, you may bump into a gem.

Nice report! One thing to add...

[QUOTE=Buxx Man]Turns out its simple -$100 for hand relief, 200 for oral and 300 for the full menu. [/QUOTE]I was at this spot last year. I was quoted the same prices. I hesitated at these prices and my masseuse quickly dropped it to 100/150/200. Sometimes there's wriggle room easily available! I had a great experience!

She also didn't ask for the money up front and even mentioned the nearby ATM in case I needed to get more money after our session. This place seems less worried about getting money up front.

this is a copy and paste report that I just did over at SWRB, so here it goes

I have not posted anything about my last few trips so here it goes.

Take into consideration that Welfare Wednesday was just this last week, so the streets are typicallly dead "By Vancouver standards"


Low track Aprrox. 8pm-8:30pm
I spotted at least 20 low rent girls, the kind you would pay $40-$50 in Seattle for and Appox. 5 cuties The kind you would find on the AAA stroll in Seattle.

Mid track Aprox 8:30-9pm
I spotted 5 very good looking girls in the mid area. The kind you will never see in Seattle and a few that looked like they should be on the Low track.


Tranny track 9-9:15pm
I couldnt belive how many tranny's there were out. I was shocked there had to be at least 10 to 15, that is a lot even by Vancouver standards.

Clark drive 9:15-9:30
Just a few native SW's. I always wondered why the First nations SW's pick this place.

E. Broadway from Clark Dr. to Main 9:30-9:45
2 sw's both cute but no Sarah, a Long ago favorite SW of mine.

Main from E. Broadway to E. Cordova 9:45 to 10pm
I spotted approx. 8 to 10 Sw's varing from very cute to oh my god ugly.The one that was oh my god Ugly looked to be in her late 50's overweight and well just plain gross "think mid 50's welfare mom"

Back to the low track 10 pm to 10:30pm
Quite a few girls showed up, there was one that I was especially interested in. But the old Vancouver rule is if they are standing for more than 2 passes in the same place they are trouble.I finally pickud up a very tall blond in a black spandex mini skirt and those huge shoes that make women look like they have long legs.Half and Half for $50 which is more than I like to speng in Vancouver but I was planning on only one girl anyway.


So $50 in gas and $50 for a girl that if you could get at the AAA stroll would cost you $100 and I had a fun time with all the sceanery.

Does anyone know what happened to a native chick named Kim? She is about 5 foot 5,weighs around 125-130 pounds, she usually works the gore and cordva block. Kim is a petite native girl who looks caucassion, she has reddish bown hair( usually always wears it in a ponytail =) and she wears glasses. Pls PM me if you have any info. Thanks.

I am back to Vancouver from a long business trip. For those of you who need some directions to poon in Vancouver (especially looking for Asian girls), please PM me and I can send you some numbers that I have. If you don't speak Chinese, it may sometimes be troublesome to get in these places, but I can introduce you if needed.

Cheers!

Does anyone know where to get some good trees?

Trees? Am I missing something here? Or is this a codeword with which I am not familiar? Maybe it is an attempt to see if anyone is reading this site.

Karaoke

Visited Madame Cleos recently and thought I'd share. I had been there a few years back and had a great time, and was eager to try again. If you get there before noon the house fee is 50% off so I went for a late morning experience. When I arrived I was greated by a friendly girl who took my money and asked if I had been there before. I was then introduced to 8-10 girls who came to the reception area. Unfortunately, the selection was not all I had hoped for, most in the 5-7 range and none petit enough for my tastes. I settled on a blond who with a very pretty face a nice rack, although a few pounds more than would have been ideal. I opted for the non-theme room, which was available. It is nice and clean and unless you must experience a jungle safari or hall of mirrors I suggest using it and saving the $ for the girl.

I was given a robe and instructions to take a shower and come back and get comfortable. When I got back the girl was in a skimpy nighty, I was in my birthday suit, and she proceeded to give me a nice back rub. After a couple of minutes she asked if I was interested in hearing about the services they offer. Of course. She told me it was a $1, $2, $3 price structure. $1 for hand, $2 for mouth, and $3 for full service. Since I wasn't that into her, I opted for the $1. She quickly told me that she could go FS for $2, but I declined. For $1 she took off her clothes and I could touch her from the waist up, which was fine by me. She gave me a great body rub, and didn't rush things. I got to play a lot with the double Ds, pinching and sucking all I wanted. She then lotioned me up and took things in hand. A great technique with just the right amount of tease and then got serious when I wanted to finish things up. I asked her if I could cum on her tits, and she said sure, next time I visit!

She really got into the HJ and was grinding herself as she finished me off--she confessed to being a bit on a nympho and wished I had gone for full service. She was sweet and came back with hot towels to completely clean the lotion off me.

Afterwards, a manager came in to ask how the service was, and to make sure she had offered to negotiate the rate for FS with me. They seem to want to make sure the customers leave happy.

One note--if you have already showered you can skip theirs as the time is deducted from your hour. They don't rush you so you get the full hour that you paid for--use it to get a decent massage along with the rest of your service! Also, I suspect that the selection of girls would have been much better in the evening--it's likely the morning crowd is not the first string.

Hey Karaoke,

You haven't lived until you've been "treed." Not sure what the going rate is though.

[QUOTE=Member #4041]Does anyone know what happened to a native chick named Kim? She is about 5 foot 5,weighs around 125-130 pounds, she usually works the gore and cordva block. Kim is a petite native girl who looks caucassion, she has reddish bown hair( usually always wears it in a ponytail =) and she wears glasses. Pls PM me if you have any info. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I remember her, so was like the best bj provider I had. The last I heard from her is she lives with her younger sister in poco, and sometime works out there. Hope that helps

[QUOTE=Road Kill]Visited Madame Cleos recently. I suspect that the selection of girls would have been much better in the evening--it's likely the morning crowd is not the first string.[/QUOTE]


Correct. The evening shift is the best time to find better lookers as this is their main money making time , trade off as you will pay a premium price for the gals.

Does anyone have experience with Ladybug Massage on Hastings St. in Burnaby? There isn't anything about them available on the web.

Also, there seems to be quite a few massage parlours popping up along Hastings starting with Butterfly and Static near Willingdon continuing to Diamond Massage located near the Kootaney Loop. Any information would be appreciated.

Finally, I stumbled across Julie about a week ago near the Union Gospel Mission. She's looking a little rough these days but still gives a tremendous blowjob. Trust me.

I realize some of us are curious about the potential experiences, but Cleo's and places like L'Emissage (sp) are complete ripoffs and should be avoided. Like Braodway Body Care, I guess it's what you're looking for, but my past experiences would lead me to believe that the AMPs are much much better service wise.

Anyone who says "we'll make you feel like a king" is especially saying "Come on in, if you want to pay $ 400 for FS"

Just my two cents,

LN

I was in Vancouver last week for 1 nite and thought I would indulge in a nice white Canadian girl. I was sucked in by Swedish Touch's website. It looked like a first class place and the fact that they offerd complimentary spa services after your session made me think of the places I have enjoyed in Asia. I admit fault, in that I disobeyed 4 of my cardinal rules, so have nobody to blame but myself, but hopefully others may benefit from my folly.

Upon entering the establishment, a parade of 7 girls seated themselves in front of me for my selection. Rule #1, Never choose the hottie. So I went for the tall willowy blonde with never-ending legs, a nice rack, and a come-hither smile named Ashley. Once naked and in the room, she explained the rate structure; $1 for HJ, $2 for BJ, $3 for FS. Rule #2, Always get complete clarification as to exactly what services you will receive for how many $$. I ASSUMED (wrongly) that for $3, FS would include EVERYTHING. Rule #3, Never pay for services in advance. Rule #4, Never negotiate services while naked and a hot woman has ahold of your Johnson. So we negotiated for FS while I was in a compromised position and I paid her. After coaxing her out of her lingerie, I went to put my hand on her pussy and she pushed it away. At that point I was told her FS rules precluded touching or licking her pussy and any kissing.

So we hammered away in various positions until finally I came. She tossed me a wet towel and asked what I wanted to do now. I replied that the spa would be nice, to which she replied that she didn't know if it even worked, since I was her first customer to ever ask for it. After consulting her manager, I was told the Jacuzzi was broken, so I opted for a quick shower and dressed. She then led me to the Lounge, where her manager would make sure my visit was satisfactory. To no one's surprise, Ashley returned within minutes and escorted me out without me speaking to anyone.

IMHO, a complete rip-off. My advice is to stay away!