Kerala

Yes, indeed. You will read about that in my report above this one.[QUOTE=Margaritaville]El Are agencies that will arrange House boats with some beauties if money is no issue. [/QUOTE]

[b]"agents" and consistency[/b]

ernakulam is the mainland, and access to wellington island, and that is where we stayed, at the t** m***ar (i am learning the technique here). after almost two weeks on the "road" and spending nights at small wayside places it was worth enjoying for the three days we planned to explore the cochin area, explore not just the glorious features of this part of kerala but also active mongering. we had enjoyed the women we had met on the trip far too much to go slow. my obvious curiosity was to go looking for beer belly's masseuse ameetha. when i made discreet enquiries, i discovered (not surprisingly) that beer belly had not only convinced the woman to go to america but had also worked furiously to get her the work visa as a professional physical therapist. however, the effort to discover the woman led us into the curious ways of the "agents" in kerala.

the first day (morning after we arrived) another masseuse at the spa where ameetha had worked gave my friend a number to call, when he told her what we were really looking for. our driver meanwhile did his own little socializing and got us two more numbers. since my friend did all the actual negotiating, we were hoping to keep from getting ripped off as foreigners often find. the whole system here is a maze. we got passed on from one guy to his "superior" and then to another, till we finally were able to arrange for two classy educated women to spend the time with us from dinner time to after breakfast. our driver was told where they would be and since we had not seen the women it was also agreed that we would pay 1k in advance, and if we did not like the women they could be dropped back and the money returned.

our driver brought two gorgeous women, and like excited teenagers having their first time experience my friend and i actually tossed a coin to decide which of us would choose first. this got the women cracking up in laughter when we told them about it over dinner. the hotel staff did not raise an eyebrow since the women showed plenty of class, and even though i felt that they probably were regulars at the hotel. my friend thought that i was wrong. as i said in one of my very early reports about kerala, we had a terrific night. the woman i was with was gfe at 11 on a scale of 10. when we all met for a rather late breakfast, shortly before it closed next morning, i could see that a truly nice time was had by all by the expressions of pure satisfaction. the outlay was a surprisingly low 10k each.

[b]first day's lessons:[/b] be prepared to be tossed around by "agents" if you want somewhat upscale women. be upfront with what you are looking for and what you would be willing to pay. have a known intermediary if possible (our malayalee driver was perfect) to find the first level "agents" for you. that way your "ability to pay" is not exposed before hand.

the second day we did some "business related" work for my friend and after lunch at kayee's, cochin's famous biryani place, we met with the next "agent". this fellow told us that his boss had a houseboat with four "luxury cabins" and we could do a cruise for five hours, and have a selection from five or six women. the whole thing with food, beverages (no alcohol is served on the boats) and ficky-fick for the duration would be 8k each. we decided to go for it and got to the docking area which was not very far from the hotel and then set off, ostensibly to see the cochin scenes from the water, having dinner at about 7.30 and then getting into the privacy of the cabin. it was well furnished (almost 4-star style) and even though it had an air-conditioner, we did not use it. the food they served was all kerala style an the prawn dishes were excellent. the girl was young, a lot younger than my usual but well above 21. she did not speak much english but we communicated well enough for the sessions, almost gfe overall and as was the case everywhere always used protection, but also enjoyed the daty and bbbj. it was a nice experience, with the boat's movements making the whole ficky-fick activities rather different. the whole transaction was without any hassles, no bargaining and the tip i gave the girl was probably doubling her take. for what was effectively a two hour private session that was well worth it.

[b]second day's lessons:[/b] whatever you may hear from the boat-operator's unions, there is plenty of mongering opportunity on these houseboats. "agents" hang around the various tourist and travel outlets around mahatma gandhi road and make discreet "noises" to find out if one is interested. finally, you are treated really like a king by the girls on those cruises and the food is exquisite. and before i forget, do not miss a visit to kayee's for their non-veg biryani. anyone will tell you how to get to this fifty-year old "institution".

on the third day we went around ernakulam and then took a trip to kaladi, where my friend wanted to go meet his relatives. the new cochin airport (well new if you do not know that flights landed earlier on the naval base airstrip) has some hotels in its proximity and when we stopped at the hotel a**d, our driver was approached by a "tout" to find out if we wanted some entertainment. my friend decided to give it a try and we set off about six miles into the hinterland to a kind of farmhouse. there the tout did the introductions and left, leaving my friend to negotiate the terms with a madam chewing raw areca nut shavings. for 3 k st we chose a girl each and were shown to a room with fairly comfortable but basic facilities, with a very clean bathroom. as everywhere else, the washing routine we had already got used to, and the various girls we has done on this part of our journey (young and middle aged) seemed to have gone to the same "prep school" from the commonality of their hygiene techniques. overall it was decent experience here, with fair value for money. my friend's girl was probably more versatile than mine but i guess ymmv.

[b]third day's lessons:[/b] "agents" know what you want, and leave the non-mongers alone. women we met through agents were all very cooperative. with 80% of the money paid being earned by the girl, i guess it would be so. the girls seemed to get into this on their own, so you may find the "inventory" changes every day.

in the final section i will write about our experiences with "independent" women. these were in kumarakom, thiruvanathapuram, and kovalam.

El,

You are rocking in every thread. Awe some exp.

Waiting for u'r 3rd encounter exp.

[QUOTE=Expert Linguist][b]"Agents" and Consistency[/b]

Ernakulam is the mainland, and access to Wellingdon Island, .[/QUOTE]

Good reports with nice experience.

Tempting to take highway travel from Bangalore to Cochin if time permits.

Awaiting your final report/experience to work on that for my next trip.

Keep up ISG flag flying high!

Appreciate your writing style as well.

[QUOTE=Expert Linguist][b]"Agents" and Consistency[/b]

In the final section I will write about our experiences with "independent" women.
[/QUOTE]

[b]Independents - Women with cravings[/b]

After the experience in dealing with the agents in the Ernakulam area, we decided that we were probably just plain lucky, even with the chai of people that one needs to deal with to get to the final negotiating point. From what we had seen that far, there seemed to be very little visible in the self-supporting professionals that we call "free-lancers" in the Indian forum threads. As the following paragraphs reveal, however, we did find some women with cravings, who gave us company. We did not have to spend anything more than the cost of our hospitality.

[b]Kumarakom[/b]: After continuing to feast on Kerala's glorious Natural beauty, excellent cuisine and exceptionally talented women we set off from Ernakulam to Alleppey, on route to a night's stay at Kumarakom, the small group of islands on Vembanadu Lake. I am still confused with the name of this lake, since I could have sworn that I was told that the lake we did our ficky-fick cruise in Cochin was also called by the same name. I need to read up about it. We stopped by for lunch at the Lemon Tree resort and then went to meet our contact to take us to the jetty for the Kumarakom cruise in a traditional "kettuvallam". Seeing a woman waiting for us was the first surprise, the next one was my friend asking if she would join us for the cruise. The woman was close to 50 years, looked very much the kindly matron type, but she was good looking and well endowed. I guess my friend intended for me to have her for company probably because I had been "complaining" about the women working with agents to be rather young. She realized that I was a foreigner and asked me if that was okay, so I decided to stretch our luck by asking her if she could bring along someone to keep my friend company. Having got the hint that I was happy to have her for company, she made a phone call and after about a half-hour my friend's companion arrived. Both spoke reasonable English, and we paired off and sat at different ends of the boat. Anyone who goes to Kerala must do this Kumarakom trip, just to feel young and alive. We stayed at at the Golden Waters, right on the backwaters. Subhadra, my companion made me want to just retire and live in this place for ever. She was something else, with her excellent massage techniques and years of "experience". Words will not adequately describe the twenty hours we were together. Even the term GFE is too little. My friend's companion was Navya, much younger at about 24, and my friend said much the same thing. When we took the drive back to Allepey, our driver having come up early morning, the four of us had a good conversation about getting together again. When we dropped them off neither took any money, not even when I insisted that it was for them to buy themselves something nice as our gifts.

[b]Thiruvanathapuram[/b] : From Alleppey we drove straight to the state capital, along the NH47 with its very picturesque palms. The South Park hotel was where we stayed the night having arrived a day earlier, and our Kovalam reservation being for the following day. After many days of mongering I was getting to a point where sleeping by myself was what I craved for. My friend on the other hand was eager to see what he could find so we decided to spend two hours in "bar hopping". The Oakwood Pub at the hotel was the obvious place to start. There were the usual mix of foreigners and businessmen who had things to do with the spice board or the space agency. I got my favorite Old Monk rum with my mix of ice and lemonade (to keep the sweetness down for taste, not health) and my friend drank whisky. After about an hour I was getting ready to call it quits and my friend decided to stay and try for company. When nothing happened, even with unaccompanied women coming in for a drink, I gave up. Next morning my friend told me that he got into a conversation with a spice merchant and they went together to a woman the merchant knew not far from the "Chalai" area of central Trivandrum. The merchant introduced them and left, and my friend had a session with her for free. She refused to take any money. He said that she was okay, and was the merchant's second "keep". Even though my friend had contacts of the "agents" he did not try to use that avenue after the ping-pong we had to go through at Ernakulam.

[b]Kovalam Beach[/b]: We arrived at the Poovar Island Resort where we were to stay two days. Trying out their floating cottages is a must. The facility has an excellent spa and it is all massage with no masseuse assisted happy endings. I had already made up my mind to just use the stay to relax and recharge, but my friend did want to explore some mongering. Whether it was the wrong time of the year (Deepavali) or something else, we did not see much of the obvious and whatever we saw in the newspaper ads were not what he wanted anyway. He went about asking the usual people (concierge, spa manager) and left his number with them. Nothing happened the first day, but at about lunch time on the second day he got a call from a woman who said she could come to meet him at the resort place. He agreed to see her at tea-time and she arrive promptly. She stayed with him till about 10 PM, when he called to say that he had a wonderful time. It appears that her husband left soon after they got married to return to his job in Oman and she looks for decent company at this resort a few times each month. She did not accept any money but agreed for my friend to send her spices from his own farms.

[b]The lessons [/b]: (A.) Lady luck does favor even mere humans. Secondly, there are woman in Kerala who are not getting their needs fulfilled so just being very nice to women one meets may spark off something exquisite in terms of experience. Treat these women like they are your one and only, listen to their "signals" and respond and you will experience heavenly delights. (B.) You need to know people to find women. Many women are mistresses to "wealthy guys" and this is an accepted norm in society. Pubs with reasonable class are not places to pick-up anyone in this city, and most of the people you see are serious drinkers even the few "foreign women" we saw.

Dear mate,

Realy very nice and informative report

Thank you so much

I enjoyed it

Cheers!

[QUOTE=Expert Linguist][b]Independents - Women with cravings[/b]
being very nice to women one meets may spark off something exquisite in terms of experience. Treat these women like they are your one and only, listen to their "signals" and respond and you will experience heavenly delights. (B.) You need to know people to find women. Many women are mistresses to "wealthy guys" and this is an accepted norm in society. Pubs with reasonable class are not places to pick-up anyone in this city, and most of the people you see are serious drinkers even the few "foreign women" we saw.[/QUOTE]

El terrific,

No words to describe the donation of your experience and time you have give to this website.

I really appreciate and very happy that you are a contributor for INDIA. Very Lucky to get a Sr-Senior Member like you in this forum.

Now you are in my hit-list target! Beware I will try my level best to take some time and meet you personally with your permission. I will really be happy to spare some few moments with you as a friend if time and yourself permits.

My Salute & lots of LOVE to you EL.

Bye and take care.

[QUOTE=Expert Linguist][b]Independents - Women with cravings[/b]
the few "foreign women" we saw.[/QUOTE]

[b]overall impressions[/b]

having described our experiences in kerala, my friend advised me to also add a kind of epilogue which would serve as a guide. seeing santa's captions to the rod where he has posted the links, i thought that it would be a good idea too.

as most of us may have heard about or read, india is just as active, when it relates to meeting the sexual needs of its truck drivers, as most countries where road transport is a major business activity. my road trip starting in hubli, going uphill up to agumbe ghats in karnataka to shimoga and then going back and forth along the hills gave me quite a first hand view about the truck driver based activity. with the great project to improve india's highways, an offshoot from the famous golden quadrilateral, many of the major intercity links are being upgraded. some of the towns and villages that we visited are not on the direct route any more, even though my friend's business interests took us there. there have been road realignments on nh17 and nh47. however, as people driving between bombay and pune would know, there is still is a lot of traffic on the old highway even with the opening of the new expressway.

truck stop services are comprehensive and we found the women to be considerably better in kerala than the two similar places in karnataka (near hubli and mangalore). the kerala women enjoyed the session, and it showed in the manner in which they respond to you. the average cost of the sessions in kerala was a little more than 1.2k, whereas in karnataka it was less than inr 800, but for much less service quality. most truckers who use these places would tell you where to stop and who to ask. a few truckers even had the girls in the "cabin", ferrying them between adjacent stops. these women were younger, and perhaps more "independent". everyone knew about hiv and safe sex. condoms were always insisted upon and also provided, though we had carried enough stock to last a whole month, just in case.

dealing with agents on the ernakulam area is another story. it is very tough if you do not know malayalam. also there seems to be a clear hierarchy and you get tossed upstream before you reach the one who makes the final arrangement. the "higher ups" call you from a call-box number, you are not given their cellphone numbers. once the deal is agreed upon, the painful experience ends and the rest is really terrific. you do get plenty of value for money and the women are uniformly good in what they provide. we did not have to turn back the women we were sent, the fellows who "saw" us first seemed to have described us well enough for the woman to be well matched. it is too much of a coincidence, if that happened three times just by chance. in karnataka we did ask for a change which was arranged without hassle.

independents are tough to find and unless you know the people, you stand no chance of getting any. the kumarakom experience was sheer good luck, and my friend's asking subhadra if she will join us (ostensibly as a tour guide) and the subsequent progress to get a younger girl navya for my friend was very much luck. i do not know to this day if subhadra knew in advance that we are active mongers. my friend said he did not do anything of the sort, and i trust him well enough to believe that. asking for a woman to keep him company was my idea. trivandrum and kovalam are typical tourist spots and unless one stays long enough it is virtually impossible to make any headway. my friend did not even find anything of use through the newspaper ads. so his getting good sessions was due to his finding someone he knew. in pune you are guaranteed to get laid by calling not more than the first two or three numbers.

overall, mongering is kerala is fun and the women are simply terrific. i am not at all surprised that beer belly was so very keen to get his malayalee masseuse to the us, and since he seems to have done that with so much speed shows you something about how smitten one can get with god's own country.

[QUOTE=Expert Linguist][b]Independents - Women with cravings[/b]

[b]The lessons [/b]: (A.) Lady luck does favor even mere humans. Secondly, there are woman in Kerala who are not getting their needs fulfilled so just being very nice to women one meets may spark off something exquisite in terms of experience. Treat these women like they are your one and only, listen to their "signals" and respond and you will experience heavenly delights. [/QUOTE]

Fiftypercent of the young married males are in the middle east working their asses out to enable them to bring the wife to join them. These women are always ripe for the picking as long as you charm their butts off. This is peculiar to Kerala only.

hi el

glad to see that you enjoyed gods own country.

i am visiting cochin the first quarter of next year; do you have the contacts for people in cochin and kumarakom. i would definitely try the houseboats.

thanks

be carefull out there.

[quote=expert linguist][b]overall impressions[/b]

having described our experiences in kerala, my friend advised me to also add a kind of epilogue which would serve as a guide. seeing santa's captions to the rod where he has posted the links, i thought that it would be a good idea too.

as most of us may have heard about or read, india is just as active, when it relates to meeting the sexual needs of its truck drivers, as most countries where road transport is a major business activity. my road trip starting in hubli, going uphill up to agumbe ghats in karnataka to shimoga and then going back and forth along the hills gave me quite a first hand view about the truck driver based activity. with the great project to improve india's highways, an offshoot from the famous golden quadrilateral, many of the major intercity links are being upgraded. some of the towns and villages that we visited are not on the direct route any more, even though my friend's business interests took us there. there have been road realignments on nh17 and nh47. however, as people driving between bombay and pune would know, there is still is a lot of traffic on the old highway even with the opening of the new expressway.

truck stop services are comprehensive and we found the women to be considerably better in kerala than the two similar places in karnataka (near hubli and mangalore). the kerala women enjoyed the session, and it showed in the manner in which they respond to you. the average cost of the sessions in kerala was a little more than 1.2k, whereas in karnataka it was less than inr 800, but for much less service quality. most truckers who use these places would tell you where to stop and who to ask. a few truckers even had the girls in the "cabin", ferrying them between adjacent stops. these women were younger, and perhaps more "independent". everyone knew about hiv and safe sex. condoms were always insisted upon and also provided, though we had carried enough stock to last a whole month, just in case.

dealing with agents on the ernakulam area is another story. it is very tough if you do not know malayalam. also there seems to be a clear hierarchy and you get tossed upstream before you reach the one who makes the final arrangement. the "higher ups" call you from a call-box number, you are not given their cellphone numbers. once the deal is agreed upon, the painful experience ends and the rest is really terrific. you do get plenty of value for money and the women are uniformly good in what they provide. we did not have to turn back the women we were sent, the fellows who "saw" us first seemed to have described us well enough for the woman to be well matched. it is too much of a coincidence, if that happened three times just by chance. in karnataka we did ask for a change which was arranged without hassle.

independents are tough to find and unless you know the people, you stand no chance of getting any. the kumarakom experience was sheer good luck, and my friend's asking subhadra if she will join us (ostensibly as a tour guide) and the subsequent progress to get a younger girl navya for my friend was very much luck. i do not know to this day if subhadra knew in advance that we are active mongers. my friend said he did not do anything of the sort, and i trust him well enough to believe that. asking for a woman to keep him company was my idea. trivandrum and kovalam are typical tourist spots and unless one stays long enough it is virtually impossible to make any headway. my friend did not even find anything of use through the newspaper ads. so his getting good sessions was due to his finding someone he knew. in pune you are guaranteed to get laid by calling not more than the first two or three numbers.

overall, mongering is kerala is fun and the women are simply terrific. i am not at all surprised that beer belly was so very keen to get his malayalee masseuse to the us, and since he seems to have done that with so much speed shows you something about how smitten one can get with god's own country.[/quote]

@ EL was worth waiting for that report.

And to think i am from thiruvananthapuram lol.

EL, thank you for your wonderful reports. I am sure it gives a lot of ideas to new mongers visiting Kerala.

Keep Kerala forum alive friends, there are lot of mongering going on in Kerala.

thank you for such a thoughtful, extensive and informative review el. your four part report does more to invite me to kerala than all the kerala state tourism development material put together. it is also timeless. you have not only listed your encounters but have also provided an insightful peek into the beauty of keralite women. i love the report not just for mongering but for many of your observations too. may be, we should call you the v.s.naipaul of hobbying.

I was regularly travelling to Kochi and Trivendrun during 2007, almost a couple of days every month. Always stayed at ***** Hotels but never at any resort because I was on business trips.

It was only once that I could manage some action at Kovalam and mind you I am not a novice. Even the contacts I got from EXPATS. COM clammed up when they figured out that I am not a Mallu.

IMHO the chances are bleak if one does not speak their lingo or a foreigner. Some Mallu guy has to seriously help you out.

Am I wrong?

What you have stated here is an accurate enough reflection of the Kerala scene. One needs to have a Malayalam speaking intermediary to help out and also be prepared to have many intermediaries involved. But once you get to the final arrangement it is better than any other you would experience.[QUOTE=Rover4220]IMHO the chances are bleak if one does not speak their lingo or a foreigner. Some Mallu guy has to seriously help you out. Am I wrong?[/QUOTE]