Recently tried Bogota Massage Parlor. Question.
Good evening,
I recently encounter my first experience in a Bogota, Colombia massage parlor. Prior to starting, I negotiated that I wanted a massage with a happy ending. Upon getting undressed, she immediately started kissing and licking my scrotum and I politely reminded her I just wanted a massage for now with a happy ending. My question is. In the 15 seconds that she was kissing me on the lips and on my dick, do I have to worry about an STD? She never put the entire head in her mouth or even opened it, just kissed it as if she was feeling me out without a condom. Has anyone experienced in these situations heard of activities being offered unprotected? Even kissing on the lips? It was my first experience so I want to ensure that my risk is minimal. Thanks in advance.
Questions about short time in clubs.
Hi Routard, Great report!
I am curious when you say 150,000 for room or exit fee. Does this mean it is the time to session with a chica in the room? Or it is the fee for the room and then an additional fee for the session?
Thanks for the clarification!
[B]High end clubs in zona norte[/B]
Night time, time for some more serious action! As you made a long trip to get here, you just are looking for the best that Bogota has to offer. Good news, the best clubs are in the Northern Area close to your hotel and each club is at walking distance of the next, although walking from the first south to the last north would be too far. They are the typical nightclubs with rooms for sex. Although most have podiums with pole dance, there are seldom strip shows. Except Porky, the clubs have no signs, but obvious bouncers at the door indicate that there is a club. Here is where you will find the hottest girls in Bogota and of course also the most expensive. Average age between 20 and 30, very good looking and nicely dressed. There is usually a 150 000 fee for the club to go to the room or to leave the club with the girl, the rest is to negotiate directly with the girl, around 200 000 to 400 000 for a shorty and 300 to 600 000 for all night. For local standards, these prices are way over rated, but then again compared to what you would pay in USA or Europe for an escort, it's still a good deal as girls are very hot and service is excellent. Trouble is that price has no fixed scheme and needs to be negotiated, which is more difficult if you don't speak Spanish and are an obvious tourist. As a gringo, expect to pay the double of regular prices.
Even if prices are way higher as in Zona de Tolerencia, girls do not necessarily earn more. When in zona de Tolerencia, they will earn roughly a 100 000/ hour during peak time with quickies, drink tips and stage dances. In a high end Club, she is not allowed to leave the club before closing time, might end the night without any client and at best end the night with a customer and earn 400 000 ending her night shift at 7 am. Only the most beautiful girls might earn better in this environment that is why you will find here the most beautiful girls of Bogota.
If you are just for a short trip to Colombia, an all nighter is definitely my recommendation as once back in Europe or USA it's virtually impossible to pay for making love all night with a young top model looking girl. What makes the service so good with all night? Well, first, the girl is not in her brothel territory but in your territory, she doesn't want to take the risk to deal with an unsatisfied customer while more vulnerable. Second, being out of the brothel environment, it helps both to forget that the relation is within a business agreement as Colombianas have a natural trend to be tender and sweet. Third, that night you will be her only client and sex partner, some nights she even has any client, she therefore will give the best of her. And last, payment is not upfront but when she leaves. That night she will be your girlfriend and risk is high to forget she is just a pro.
Only problem of these clubs apart from the high prices is the harassment of the crew to make you drink, you and the girl. Once you have ordered a bottle, pressure drops, but please check pricing before ordering. All these clubs have clear prices advertised (although some price lists mention at the bottom of the list that 19% VAT has to be added to all listed prices). But prices are overrated at least for local standards. A beer or a Coke will cost at least 30 000. May be throwing big money in expensive clubs surrounded by beautiful girls is your idea of fun. I would rather recommend to just take a glass, chose quickly a girl and get out of the club in order to keep the money for the sex.
There are no cover fees to get in these clubs; they are all in a walking distance from one another and in a safe area even at night. Most probably you will be spotted by some local dude that get a small commission to bring a customer to a club and that will bring you from one club to another. They will not really harass you, are not dangerous and at least will show you around all the existing clubs. These clubs start to open at 7 pm and close at 3 am every day.
How does a girl evaluate the acceptable price for an all nighter? The typical mistake a mongerer makes when negotiating an all nighter is to believe that the girl takes in consideration physical aspect, personal sex appeal, exclusivity of your hotel room, or any other comfort consideration. Actually the girl doesn't care; she will only look what she will not earn that night being not in the club. Roughly if she is a club in Zona de Tolerencia, she earns 100 000 an hour during peak time, 50 000 an hour during the week or after 2 am, do the math. I therefore would definitively advice to keep your all nighter plan for week days. Keep in mind that if you take a girl out early in the evening, she will try to leave after a couple of hours spent in order to go back to a club and earn more money. Best is to leave with a girl at closing time, as after a couple of hours even the early morning clubs are closing and she will have no reason to leave anymore. Just before closing time, she is very vulnerable as risk is high for her to end the night without customer. Keep in mind that all nighter is a very relative meaning, so best is to close the deal with the girl agreeing on exact end time.
Most girls in high end clubs have no problem giving their personal phone number for another meeting without the club's exit fee. If there was chemistry during the first night with a girl, it's an excellent idea to meet her again outside the club. Treat her as a date, and you will get genuine GFE.
Walking from South to North:
[B]Olimpo [/B]Carrera 14 # 80-65. Tel. 321xxxx204. Open from Monday till Sunday from 8 pm till 5 am. It used to be a famous swing club (Spa WS). Nice clean nightclub area at ground floor, rooms at second floor. 20 girls, no cover, pricing for the room or exit fee is 160 000, the girl will ask 150 000- 300 000 for a short time and 300 000- 600 000 for all night.
[B]El Padrino [/B]Carrera 14 # 81-10. Tel. 320xxxx750. [URL]https://www.facebook.com/clubelpadrinointernacional/.[/URL] Open from Monday till Saturday from 7 pm till 3 am. Impressive line-up, 40 very hot girls, no cover, pricing for the room or exit fee is 180 000, the girl will ask 150 000- 300 000 for a short time and 300 000- 600 000 for all night.
[B]Ibiza [/B]Carrera 14 # 82-49. Open from Monday till Saturday from 8 pm till 3 am. It's a new small club. 15 girls, no cover, pricing for the room or exit fee is 150 000, the girl will ask 100 000- 200 000 for a short time and 250 000- 500 000 for all night.
[B]Lalo International Club (ex Porkys) [/B]Calle 83 #14 A-28. Tel 314xxxx000 [URL]https://www.facebook.com/Porkys-Club...8361188396084/.[/URL] Open from Monday till Saturday from 7 pm till 3 am. They changed the name for Lalo's, which is confusing as the real Lalo's is on Carrera 15#88-30. Both are from the same owner. 40 very hot girls, no cover, exit fee 185 000, the girl will ask 200 000- 300 000 for a short time and 3000 000- 600 000 for all night. There are no rooms in the club, but the club has a hotel nearby at additional price.
[B]Lewinski [/B]Carrera 14 # 85-17. Open from Monday till Saturday from 7 pm till 3 am. This a smaller bar compared to the others. There are just half a dozen girls, but why not throw a look as entrance is free. There are no rooms inside and exit fee is 150 000, the girl will ask 150 000- 300 000 for a short time and 250 000- 500 000 for all night.
[B]La Piscina del Norte [/B]Calle 86 A # 14-45, a black house easily to spot. Open daily from 7 pm till 3 am. Don't expect a swimming pool as you might find it in a FKK, it's just a decor pool. 30 girls, strip tease, rooms on site. No cover, exit fee or room fee of 150 000, the girl will ask 150 000- 300 000 for a short time and 250 000- 500 000 for all night.
[B]VIP [/B]Calle 86 a # 14-57 next door of la Piscina del Norte, smaller and cheaper facilities. The name keeps changing, even the bouncers don't know anymore what is the name. 15 girls, strip tease, rooms on site. Open from Monday till Saturday from 7 pm till 3 am. No cover, exit fee or room fee of 150 000, the girl will ask 150 000- 300 000 for a short time and 250 000- 500 000 for all night.
[B]Red Garden [/B]Calle 86 A # 13 A-44. Open from Monday till Saturday from 7 pm till 3 am. It's just lower class bar compared to the others, but it's just in front of the 2 former clubs, so why not have a look. There are just half a dozen girls way less beautiful than in the other clubs in the area. No cover, exit fee or room fee of 150 000, the girl will ask 150 000- 300 000 for a short time and 200 000- 400 000 for all night. Very few customers here, you can easily negotiate down the prices.
[B]Lalos: [/B]Cr 15 # 88-33. This is the most popular club, here you will find the best choice in term of looks and quantity. Impressive line-up, some 40 very sexy girls. It's also the most expensive one. Open daily from 6 pm till 3 am. Pricing is 165 000 for the room or for exit fee. Girls ask 200 000- 400 000 for a short time and 400 000- 800 000 for all night, as they have to pay daily 100 000 to the club.
[B]Juan Pablo Zhivago [/B]Carrera18 N. 93 46. Open daily except Sunday from 7 pm till 3 am. Tel, 616 47 74. Open daily from 6 pm till 3 am. [URL]https://www.facebook.com/JuanPablosZhivago/.[/URL] This used to be my favorite club, as it's the only one that understands that clients don't want to be harassed by a crew of waiters in smoking. Therefore it's a popular club for Asian expats ready to spend money as long as it's in a safe and quiet environment. As it caters to Asians, they have even Karaoke rooms, but no rooms for sex. No cover, no strip-tease shows, no one to harass you to sit on a table, to drink or to be with a girl. There are only 10 girls, so some people might feel bored. But it's the closest you can find in Bogota that gives you the illusion of a regular lounge bar where you meet your girlfriend for the night. And it's also the only place in Bogota where I could find the truly occasional student just trying to pay her college. Pricing is 150 000 for take-out, the girls will ask 300 000 to 600 000 for the night.
[B]Lido [/B]Carrera 14 # 95-33. Open daily from 9 pm till 6 am. This club disappeared from the radar when they built a building on the former location. The new location is just a block away from the historic one. Open daily from 6 pm till 6 am. High end and large facilities, 30 hot girls. Pricing is 150 000 for take-out or room, the girls will ask 300 000 to 600 000 for the night.
[B]Punto G [/B]Carrera 15 #95-80. Open daily from 9 pm till 6 am. It's a new club, a block away from Lido. Just 10 girls, probably because they just start in the business, but the club has potential. Pricing is 150 000 for take-out or room, the girls will ask 250 000 to 500 000 for the night.
[B]Lancaster [/B]Carrera 15 #106-58. Tel 520 68 19 [URL]https://www.facebook.com/people/Lancaster-Paris/100008354311188.[/URL] This club also disappeared from the radar when they closed their location in Calle 90, but they opened again much Northern. Open from Monday till Saturday from 8 pm till 3 am. Pricing is 160 000 for take out or for the room, the girls will ask 250 000 to 500 000 for the night. There are only 10 girls, not really worth the visit as it's also further away from the rest of the clubs.
[B]Flirt hotel [/B] Carrera 45 A #123-30 [URL]http://www.flirtbogota.co/.[/URL] Open daily except Sunday. Call or text before to 311xxxx422. No cover, credit cards accepted. A big house with upscale lounge to drink. 10 sophisticated girls line up to choose from. Pricing is 200 000 for the room or 400 000 to take out before midnight, 200 000 after midnight, plus 400 000/30 min 600 000/60 min for the girl. It's by far the most expensive club of Bogota. I was not impressed by the line-up, girls have just great dresses, hair and make-up but are not more beautiful than in any other place. Higher price is also not guarantee for better sex, some girls seem to have an attitude.
[B]OZ Club [/B]Calle 74#20-39 [URL]www.ozclub.com.co[/URL] Open from Monday till Saturday from 7 pm till 3 am. This one is not in the Northern Area anymore, but it's a high end club, at least regarding the pricing. At first I believed it was just a "barra why tanga" and that no sex was offered, but yes they do. 20 000 cover and for this you get a private strip show, although there are also public strip shows. The facilities are nice, but there are only 10 girls. Pricing for sex is to be negotiated with the girl, but expect 200 000 including the room. There is also take out, bar fine is 140 000 and the girl will probably ask 200 000 till 400 000 for all night.
Just for the record, as I don't recommend this scene, there is some street action in the vicinity of these clubs, mainly on Carrera 15 with Calle 86 and on Carrera 15 with Calle 103.
