Rants and Supid shit in Jakarta

Flexing like a BIGHOTDOG? Are we. Glad to see you are Offshore and Swell. Go on with your bad self!

[QUOTE=OffshoreSwell;2976530]Kind of Ironic this one. The forum is slowly getting taken over by hordes of oversexed pensioners and bule's who wander around these places with google translate in hand and referencing their every experience against what they previously got in Thailand, Phils, Cambodia etc. (Which they have now destroyed with the exact same behaviour) Or what they read that punter abc managed to achieve in classic field report number eleven thousand four hundred and three. [b]They don't understand while they are demanding this and that on google translate that the girls just don't want to kiss them because they have halitosis, their gut hangs down over their belt and they generally treat the whole thing like they are buying a horse. It's not attractive to them and believe it or not. They have standards and dignity too[/b].

If you hung around these places long enough you would notice that some of the girls can be a lot of fun and the locals are here to party which these girls can certainly also do.

So is it any surprise that the staff here view these punters as a walking ATM. You stick out like sore thumbs. Try and fit in a bit and you will find the requests for funding will drop away. They only ask because the last guy that looked like a long socked version of Mr Bean gave them some money when they asked and you all look, move and wave translate around the same way so why not try it on?

You draw yourself up to your full height and fix your best "Did you just fart" look upon them and they will very quickly get the message.

[b]They are only asking because you look like you are lost. Which unfortunately for all of us you are, both physically and figuratively.[/b][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jarango;2976730]I watched as Chinese guy have breakfast with 6 hookers this morning. He gave a 5 PHP tip. Just saying [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4sTSIYzDIk[/URL].[/QUOTE]"For most people in the US, Mr. Pink is the odd one out. For most people in the rest of the world, he's the only normal person in the room. " First comment. I kind of agree.

My lethal weapon is my mind. So, I am going to put some logic downrange and blow holes in the stupidity being express by an individual who does not even have the testicular fortitude to use the quoting process correctly. Need I remind him what thread we are posting in and that the ignore function is available to him.

[B]What country is he from where they don't tip?[/B]

[QUOTE=HotDog666;2976556]Ha. Jealous? No, I think it's actually pathetic and contemptible that you think you are entitled to call this guy "your chef" for the few crumbs you throw at him.[/QUOTE][U]Number 1[/U]

HotDog666 is a small minded thinker: [B]My Chef is a female[/B]! If you actually quote what I said: "She is like my Personal Chef" is what I said. I then went on to describe the services she provided me. If that is not something that I should tip for then I don't know what qualifies in your book. She might very well do the same thing for you even though you are a cheap mother fuck who has no flow to build his stack and that is why you remain concerned with mine and how I spend it.

[U]Number 2[/U]

HotDog666 is a victim of the [U]Poverty Mentality[/U].

The same mother fuck that will not tip is now call me [I]pathetic and contemptible[/I] became I do. The mother fuck does not know the costs in Pattaya, Thailand otherwise he would not made such a idiotic statement.

[U]Number 3[/U]

If I was to take my Chef to Lunch for Thai Food it would cost me 50 - 100 THB (1. 41 - 2. 82 EUR) to buy her food. That is routinely the amount that I tip her when she is in the restaurant alone during a slow period and I am certain she will get it directly.

It is a friendly business relationship. When mother fucks like HotDog666 are detached from social reality and therefor they cannot understand relationships of any kind unless it involves paying for social / sexual services from a prostitute in Jakarta.

[QUOTE=HotDog666;2976556]And you say you understand strawman fallacy. I couldn't give a fuck about your personal tipping habits other than any corrosive impacts that it would have on mine. I have explained several times why.[/QUOTE]I don't care that you don't tip. I only engaging in [B]Ad hominem[/B] attacks because you started with that shit. No free shots! You still have not presented a single fact the supports your hypothesis that tourists from the United States of America propagated the idea of tipping.

I have told you before: If you don't like to tip, when someone asks reach down and see if you have a pair. If you do, just tell the person no.

[U]more advice[/U]

[QUOTE]So is it any surprise that the staff here view these punters as a walking ATM. You stick out like sore thumbs. [b]Try and fit in a bit and you will find the requests for funding will drop away.[/b][/QUOTE]

Subterranean Commode, you must have graduated from retard school because only that would explain your imbecility: you surely cannot have been born this thick. At the risk of proving the theorem that arguing with an idiot makes two, I will say one final time that you are talking at cross purposes to the point I've been making. I do not wish to effort to repeat these. Only YOU on this forum doesn't get it.

In any case, I thank you for the following gem which at least made me laugh:

My lethal weapon is my mind. .

It sure is. If the lethal weapon you are referring is a pea shooter.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2976959]My lethal weapon is my mind. So, I am going to put some logic downrange and blow holes in the stupidity being express by an individual who does not even have the testicular fortitude to use the quoting process correctly. Need I remind him what thread we are posting in and that the ignore function is available to him.

[B]What country is he from where they don't tip?[/B]

[U]Number 1[/U]

HotDog666 is a small minded thinker: [B]My Chef is a female[/B]! If you actually quote what I said: "She is like my Personal Chef" is what I said. I then went on to describe the services she provided me. If that is not something that I should tip for then I don't know what qualifies in your book. She might very well do the same thing for you even though you are a cheap mother fuck who has no flow to build his stack and that is why you remain concerned with mine and how I spend it.

[U]Number 2[/U]

HotDog666 is a victim of the [U]Poverty Mentality[/U].

The same mother fuck that will not tip is now call me [I]pathetic and contemptible[/I] became I do. The mother fuck does not know the costs in Pattaya, Thailand otherwise he would not made such a idiotic statement.

[U]Number 3[/U]

If I was to take my Chef to Lunch for Thai Food it would cost me 50 - 100 THB (1. 41 - 2. 82 EUR) to buy her food. That is routinely the amount that I tip her when she is in the restaurant alone during a slow period and I am certain she will get it directly.

It is a friendly business relationship. When mother fucks like HotDog666 are detached from social reality and therefor they cannot understand relationships of any kind unless it involves paying for social / sexual services from a prostitute in Jakarta.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]mama also asked for a tip of 1 bundle I. E. 35 k, I hesitated as I am not accustomed to tipping mamas, so she went away but later thought that she did bring me the girl that I wanted so called her back, said sorry and gave her the 35 k, this made her happy and then there were laughs and giggles.[/QUOTE][B]Tipping is personal decision![/B]

[QUOTE=HotDog666;2977760]Subterranean Commode, you must have graduated from retard school because only that would explain your imbecility: you surely cannot have been born this thick. [/QUOTE]According to you I was.

[QUOTE=HotDog666;2977760]At the risk of proving the theorem that arguing with an idiot makes two, I will say one final time that you are talking at cross purposes to the point I've been making.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=HotDog666;2977760]I do not wish to effort to repeat these. Only YOU on this forum doesn't get it.[/QUOTE][B]Perhaps you are the one that does not get it[/B] There are many examples of individuals tipping in the Jakarta thread. Enter the word [I]tip[/I] into the search function for the thread and see how many references come up. I just quoted one of them and I don't see you taking that OP on for tipping. If you need to blame me personally or travelers from the United States in general for you lack of testicular fortitude when it comes to rejecting requests for a tip, please go ahead. I do not want to add to your mental discomfort.

[QUOTE=HotDog666;2977760]In any case, I thank you for the following gem which at least made me laugh:

My lethal weapon is my mind. .

It sure is. If the lethal weapon you are referring is a pea shooter.[/QUOTE]Please be advised that the [B]ad hominem[/B] attack (Google it) is the last bastion of the intellectually bankrupt. You did not make a single argument to support your position.

[B]If you don't want to tip, reach down into your pants and check to see if you have a pair. If you do not have a pair I cannot help you. If you do then just say no.[/B]

Please stop blaming your discomfort over being asked for a tip on others. That problem resides squarely within yourself. [B]Be a man![/B].

[QUOTE]I gave them each 200000 for a tip and the one girl commented I thought you were going to give us a good tip. I told her it was a good tip. She eventually apologized and said thank you.[/QUOTE]Is the issue with me personally or the idea of tipping? I ask again. Because I do not see anyone else being challenged by tipping. Right there in Jakarta.

[QUOTE=HotDog666;2976556]And at the risk of ignoring sagely advice I shall do that for the last time with you,[/QUOTE]You can't help yourself. You secretly love the back and forth. That is why you keep replying to me.

[QUOTE=HotDog666;2976556]Why you felt the need to transfer your puerility to this thread from the rants and raves is beyond me.[/QUOTE]I only started posting here because I saw you were making incorrect and irrational statements about tipping. You dragged the conversation into the gutter with your [B]ad hominem[/B] attacks because dared to disagree with you.

[B]You do not need to read, write or reply to fuck the kind of Prostitutes that you like in Jakarta and not tip them[/B]

Do not eat greenish beans pete / petai OR jengkol / jering. You will spend 24 hours on a toilet. I ate the pete / petai and found that out. I talked to a few locals about it and they said jengkol / jering has the same effect. Plus, it gives a bad smell in your mouth that will last 2 days. You may not smell it but you know how sensitive Asian girls are to smells.

Very odd that Gabacho posting about all these great Indonesian places to eat never mentioned this. He even had several posts using some Bahasa language and had a local GF at the end but no real info.

Gabacho. Taco Bell here only has half the menu of a regular Taco Bell. Do not expect Mountain Dew Baja Blast or any Mountain Dew at all because they do not have it.

You always give the fluffy BS but never the full story.

<< You secretly love the back and forth. <<.

Not quite. I did consider a more substantive response but then I remembered Mark Twain's admonition: " Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience".

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2978030]You can't help yourself. You secretly love the back and forth. That is why you keep replying to me.

I only started posting here because I saw you were making incorrect and irrational statements about tipping. You dragged the conversation into the gutter with your [B]ad hominem[/B] attacks because dared to disagree with you.

[B]You do not need to read, write or reply to fuck the kind of Prostitutes that you like in Jakarta and not tip them[/B][/QUOTE]

The [B]ad hominem[/B] attack is the last bastion of the intellectually bankrupt. I will not be meeting you in court.

[QUOTE=HotDog666;2978847]I did consider a more substantive response but then I remembered Mark Twain's admonition: " Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience".[/QUOTE][QUOTE=SubCmdr;2978030]You dragged the conversation into the gutter with your [B]ad hominem[/B] attacks because dared to disagree with you.[/QUOTE]There is no argument. The travel from the United States of America are not responsible for your attitude about tipping. It is very simple. If you don't want to tip, don't tip.

[I]You are entitled to your opinion. But you are not entitled to your own facts[/I] - [B]Daniel Patrick Moynihan[/B].

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2978030]You can't help yourself. You secretly love the back and forth. That is why you keep replying to me.

I only started posting here because I saw you were making incorrect and irrational statements about tipping. You dragged the conversation into the gutter with your [B]ad hominem[/B] attacks because dared to disagree with you.

[B]You do not need to read, write or reply to fuck the kind of Prostitutes that you like in Jakarta and not tip them[/B][/QUOTE]I bet you're actually Donald Trump just enjoying a bit of downtime.

[QUOTE=OffshoreSwell;2978876]I bet you're actually Donald Trump just enjoying a bit of downtime.[/QUOTE]Post 17423 Jakarta.

[QUOTE]EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because the content of the report was pointless, unproductive drama. Please read the Forum FAQ and the Forum's Posting Guidelines for more information. Thank You![/QUOTE]What were you saying to me again? [B]ROTFLMAO[/B].

[B]How you like me now?[/B]

[QUOTE=LoveItHere69;2978740]Do not eat greenish beans pete / petai OR jengkol / jering. You will spend 24 hours on a toilet. I ate the pete / petai and found that out. I talked to a few locals about it and they said jengkol / jering has the same effect. Plus, it gives a bad smell in your mouth that will last 2 days. You may not smell it but you know how sensitive Asian girls are to smells.

Very odd that Gabacho posting about all these great Indonesian places to eat never mentioned this. He even had several posts using some Bahasa language and had a local GF at the end but no real info.

Gabacho. Taco Bell here only has half the menu of a regular Taco Bell. Do not expect Mountain Dew Baja Blast or any Mountain Dew at all because they do not have it.

You always give the fluffy BS but never the full story.[/QUOTE]What is your problem bro?

I never ate that Pete / petai shit.

I did have some really good sate ayam from the 2 dudes with the cart right by classic and some ayam goreng at the street tent across the street. I even took pokeris to that place too.

I also like the Sop buntut and sop iga bajar and I love the Tempe Goreng.

The taco bell there has coca cola products so there is no mountain dew. They do however have other items that aren't available in the US such as the chicken chips and the Sambal chili sauce.

What exactly is fluffy about my posts?

I think you just like to start pointless, baseless drama with me because I'm in my 30's and get more BBFS and you're in your 60's and get turned down more often for BBFS because your like an old ass abuelo. Lmao.

-Gabacho.