Out of my league in Montego
Hey if anyone else is here, call me at 8765778671. I am way out of my league here. My name is Carlos. I feel like I am getting hustled left and right, LOL.
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Loxxii's First (of many) Trip Report (s)
[quote=alew217; 1127637]i am staying first at carbic hotel across from dr cave hotel, can i pay to use the pool at the different hotels around? i know in sdq you can pay for a day at different hotels to use their pools.
thanks.
alew217. [/quote]dude i was at the caribic hotel from 2/23 to 2/26 in room 11. which one were you in? maybe we passed each other.
i will share my experience now and also include questions and overlooked items from a complete traveling rookie.
this is long and detailed for those of us that like reading these things for fun. if you just want useful info. see the [b]bold areas. [/b]
first off, make sure you know where you want to go and check airfare prices thoroughly. i booked through air tran headed to punta cana, dr and changed my mind later. both these decisions cost me. next time (in about 50 days) i will [b]book through spirit because they are way cheaper. [/b] also, i love big ebony asses. (line from a drake verse: i aint joking, girl that thang is poking, you kind of remind me of that girl that's in the usa open). so i don't think i will ever travel to anywhere besides jamaica.
[b]second, i regret not taking my laptop. [/b] i needed to visit aff and isg a couple times and kind of felt weird doing so from a public internet cafe with kids sitting next to me. (don't worry, i hid it nicely) i was told that my hotel had wi fi. i did bring my droid, but i was afraid to use it due to roaming issues. i wonder if i could have used it on their wifi as opposed to verizon's 3g and incurred no data roaming charges?
[b]also, i exchanged right away at the airport. big mistake[/b] as i was given a rate of 75 instead of the 80-85 you get in most places in town. i used the juta on my first trip as instructed. it was very easy. next time, i will try the route taxi from the airport.
i got there late and was worried about going downtown for the phone, so i walked down to the digicell on the hip strip. [b][b]cost me $40 for the smallest phone and ja200 worth of minutes. [/b] this was plenty.
i had 3 contacts from aff, but i could not get in touch with any of them on the first night so i went to [b]the massage parlor with the white door. it's called tropical fantasy. [/b] on the way, i ran into a hustler who i was not able to shake. he handed me a flyer for a chinese restaurant and waited for me to finish buying my cell phone so that he could show me the place. i told him i had eaten and may check it out tomorrow, so he wanted to take me down a side street to see his artwork. at this point, i am annoyed, but worried about "no respect" so i go take a look. finally, i got sick of it, said no thank you, and started to walk away. they have this [b]neat little technique[/b] when you try to leave. they smile, call you brother, and reach out to shake your hand knowing that you can't walk away while they are holding your hand. clever. and a little gay.
finally shook this clown and made my way to the spot. easy to find with the directions given in a previous post. i walked in, looked over the menu while the girls came out one by one. first cherry (aka serena williams) came out and then chocolate who was tall with a very hoarse voice. there was a third girl, but i chose cherry because she was taking to long to come out. [b]paid ja2000[/b] for a shower with the girl, massage, and release. the shower was kinda cold, but she was working me over nicely. it was weird that there was an open window where people could look in and see me down to about the neck. the hotel shower was like this too. afterwards, she gave me a very good massage more like legit massage places in the us as opposed to korean spas, except she used her breasts to apply the oils. towards the end, i had her straddle me almost like 69 during the hj so i could finger her. she turned on the light and said in a very sexy accent "now you can get a better view". at that moment, i knew i was going to live here one day. after the clean up, she asked for a tip and i gave her a whole dollar. lol. that would have gotten me stabbed in the us, but she seemed fine with it. i would have given more, but what's the standard tip percentage in jamaica? i had this problem at restaurants too.
here is another big mistake i made. i got a safe at the first desk and put my money in it before i headed out for the massage. i only brought ja2000 and planned to come back later for extras if i liked the girls. later that night, [b]i tried to get my money, but the desk girl had gone home for the night. [/b] i was broke until the morning. i tried to contact my aff girls to no avail, so i decided to at least walk the strip. i was approached by a pimp and streetwalker. i told them i had no money until the morning. [b] i was offered to have the girl spend the night with me and i could pay her ja5000 in the morning. [/b] i knew it was against protocol, but i could not resist the chance to get ass on credit for the first time in my life. also, all my valuables were locked up so there was no risk of being stolen from.
the night watchman let us walk straight in. i got bbjtcim and banged her till we fell asleep and again in the morning before i paid her and sent her away without so much as walking her to the door. she peed a lot (like 5 times) during the night with the door open which really pissed me off, pun intended. lol. that is so not sexy.
the next day, i walked downtown to use the internet. it was like time square during new years. i was overwhelmed and did not feel comfortable talking to girls on the street due to the fast pace everyone was walking (unlike on the hip strip) and due to all the noise. i walked back to the city centre mall and tried to smile at some jamaican girls at the chinese restaurant there, but they did not look interested. as a side note, [b]i bought a soda there for ja80 which would have cost me $2 had i paid in us currency. [/b] that is a rip. i finally heard back from one of the aff girls and see set up a lunch date at dr. cave beach.
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her name was stacy and she was a stunner. kind of skinny and not my type. (line from a kanye verse: we like the girls who aint on tv cause they got more ass than the models) but she was definitely the best looking girl i had ever taken out. reminds me of meagan good. we had a wonder conversation over lunch, then left. she didn't seem too slutty, so i walked her back to her taxi and did not press the issue of going back to my room. before she left, she said,"you can give me a hug goodbye, i won't bite you." i should have asked her in then, but i was nervous and really like her. i was trying to be a gentleman and not a monger. this was probably a mistake.
that night, i went to margaritaville to watch the sights. after about an hour, i meet a thick girl upstairs name tameika. we exchanged numbers and left to get some jerk chicken together. we ate it in my room and were banging an hour or 2 later. she came to the club with her cousin, but spent the night with me. everything was fine until the morning when she wanted to walk to the store. she grabbed a basket and threw all kinds of shit in there including food for the both of us, medicine for her cold. 2 beers, and a calling card for her phone. i was annoyed and could have refused, but i didn't. it occurred to me that she must be a quarter or semi pro and i kind of felt obligated at this point. (again worried about the no respect thing again)
we walked downtown so i could use the computer again. i basically ignored her the whole way and finally ditched her. i set up a date with another girl from aff but that got interrupted when stacy called back. we had talked about music at lunch and she wanted to hear some of the songs i told her about. i told her to come on over. she said i hope you don't mind if i bring my toothbrush. dude, i almost died. this must be what mongering is like in heaven. she came over and we went to dinner at the twisted kilt. it was at night and we stay outside overlooking the ocean with candles on the table. i tell you man. in my past life, i could have easily fallen in love in a setting like that. afterwards, we head back to my room and watch tv. later, she showers and gets in the bed with nothing on but a t shirt and panties. so i make my move and can you believe that this chick says "so you think you can just take what you want?" i was like wtf! didn't like the sound of that, so i backed off. i was kinda mad cause i felt led on and didn't want to get any sexual assault charges, but again, this was the most beautiful woman i had been with, so i tried sweet talking her instead of just assuming that i had permission to touch a naked woman that brings a toothbrush, showers, and gets in my bed naked after saying that she likes me (how silly of me, lol.) well the sweet talking worked and in minutes i was engaged in the most vicious 69 i had every experienced. now i know why i don't like skinny women. that broad was banging in the mouth with her bony ass pelvis. about knocked my teeth out. i hit her missionary and we feel asleep.
in the morning, we talked and i gave her my home cell number and email since it was my last day. she told me how to bbm her from my droid, but i made the crucial mistake of not getting her email address or bbm username. she walked me to my taxi so i could head to the airport. at the taxi, she asks me to give her ja6000 to buy a dress. i laughed to myself and thought,"et tu, stacy?" i told her i could not afford that since i had spent most of my ja currency and was not about to go to the atm to get more for her as i was leaving town. i gave her ja1000 on it. she seemed annoyed, but still rode with me to the airport and hugged me as i left. we talked on the phone while i was waiting in the longest line of my life trying to get through security to leave jamaica. everything seemed fine until i tried several times to text and call her from home to get her email address. [b]hint: if you meet a girl there that is active on the internet, make her download skype so you can talk to her from home for free. [/b]
after a couple of times of me calling and her being busy, she basically tells me that she liked me, but we are different and live in two different worlds and that i am a nice part of her past. damnn! lol. wow, that was quick. i guess they are used to tourists cumming and going. i almost wanted to tell her that it's not that serious and cuss her ass out, but i can't be too mad given that i basically smashed a model all night for a little over $11 bucks, lol. i just wondered why she wanted my contact info if she was going to be like that. i decided to not contact her again until i am back in mobay 50 days from now. hopefully, she is not put off by the long distance thing at that time. if she is, i will just get one of the thousands of others just like her. dueces! on to the next one.
i love this place. isg for life.
