The Hague

Hey *****seeker ... in reference to your question about the tippelzone ... have never been, but I understand it is literally behind HS station. That's a pretty rough area and I don't think I'd want to be caught walking there late at night ... and ... besides if you picked up a lady where the hell would you take her if you didn't have a car?

I'd like to volunteer to help out the board with a little research, but I think this is just too many steps down for me to oblige. Any others out there have any experience?

Happy Hunting...

Hello guys ! (hr, sl, bobo,...etc...etc),
Anyone interested by a common trip there in parksauna-wildenrath
Check this out :
http://www.parksauna-wildenrath.de/Information/Preise/preise.html

http://www.parksauna-wildenrath.de/Gallery/gallery.html

Hi Zeb,

In England we have this saying '[sending] coals to Newcastle'. Which means, why on earth would you go in search of something (coal/sex) elsewhere, when it's so abundandtly available close at hand (Newcastle/ Den Haag). Seriously, you seem like a nice guy into 'the brotherhood' as some of the people on this website call this thing. So, if you have any suggestions for excursions, etc, INSIDE OF HOLLAND THE SEX EPICENTRE OF THE WORLD, I, for one, would be interested! :-)

'Nuf respect! :-)

Hello Holland Report,

Sorry to answer too late but I was told recently that an escort forum existed in French (www.escortfr.net) so , these last days, I spent a lot of my time to read and write on it (including to give "advices" about Holland/Den Haag). (By the way, Hi Zeb !! )

Yes, I'm French citizen, I live in France , I like wine and cheese ... but I'm Asian born !!

About prices in Private houses , sl_dog gave you already an idea.

Among these houses I know ,

1) "La chaperonne" (www.sex-world.nl) proposes the most interesting rates (30 minutes : 60 Euros; 60 minutes : 120E ;45 minutes : 80 but recently increases into 90 which is more coherent with the other rates) : in other words, 2 Euros per minute with a minimum of 30 minutes.
Furthermore , the rooms are very good , confortable and functionnal; there are a lot of ladies who work there but a lot of "turn over" and the ratio (Good looking / Total working ladies) is not very high ; but "Good looking" is , I know, very subjective

2) "Maison Prive" (www.maison-prive.nl ; very close to "La Chaperonne") is a bit more expensive (30m/70E; 45m/100E; 60m/125E). Pay attention : since I know the house in 2001 , the boss Sandra doesn't work anymore !!!!!

3) "Diana's Secret" (LvNoi ??) ; I don't remember well but I'm sure the prices were a bit higher than "La Chaperonne", they are certainly in "Maison Prive" range.

4) "Paradise" (Thomsonlaan) is more expensive : if I remember well , 45 minutes cost 110 Euros; I don't remember exactly the other rates.

I believe that the experience you described is really an exception.

I remember a lady (Daniella; she doesn't work anymore, at least in Den Haag) who asked me "to come" and as I wanted to stay a bit more "inside" her , I proposed "half of an hour" (50 Euros more) but of course , after two or three minutes later , as I came , I had to get out of the bed to leave because the "act" was finished : 100 Euros for certainly around 20 minutes without a cup of tea (with a biscuit) , without a shower ....

Another lady I know for years asks me systematically an extra of 25 Euros for the Amazon (cowgirl ?) position or "from behind" (not Anal , just from behind) position : 75 Euros for , I think, 20 minutes without tea and shower (in Private houses I know, I never have to pay extra for these positions !!!) . In spite of that, nearly every time I meet her , I spend "a good time" (and 75 Euros) with her.

It's why , in my report I wrote "For those who come to Den Haag (The Hague) for the first time, I recommend private houses" because for me who already knowed RLD , it's ... "too late" : even if I've just got out from a private house , often , I had to visit "my ladies" Natalia/Natasha (a very professionnal tall (1m80, black long hair) Russian in Hunzestraat (4 ?) who is really a "bargain" (sorry , for the use of this word) whose tongue is used with great efficiencies) and Sharon (with extra for positions other than missionnary).

I can't forget Brigitte , a 1m80 blond student (studying in Amsterdam but living in Den Haag) in Law from Aruba, who ,in a way fortunately (for me) stopped working in 2000 or 2001 (before the use of Euro). "Fortunately for me", because her price was double of the other ladies' prices (200 NLG instead of 100 NLG). Even now, everytime I'm in Den Haag , I visit RLD with the unreasonable and crazy hope to be able to, by chance, meet (and , of course , have sex with) her again !!!

I remember Alexandra, this nice Ukranian (living in Amsterdam) I met , for the first time , on a special night : the night that a client (not hers) was DEAD in 110 Geleenstraat (it's said that he used to much "poppers" , is it true ? I don't know) !!!!! I felt so good in her companionship that at the end , I saw her as a friend , so I was not interested in having sex with her anymore but I just paid (she accepted 50 NLG for S or F) her to have massage (but really just to be and chat with her) !! And , yes , with her I think I spent more time than the normal time but I can not say that she "forgot about time" ("Holland Report") because she was conscious (so she did'nt forget) of the time she could give me.

"Memories ....the way we were ...." (Barbra Streisand)

I have a question for regulars of Den Haag. Outside of the established window streets and streetwalker areas, are there any good dive bars in the area to meet people?

Hi Bobo (a couple of postings below),

Sorry this will come a bit out of order too. I really enjoyed reading your posting- written with real Gallic passion and 'gusto'!

I still haven't checked out the prive houses, so I'm not really qualified to say anything at all except about that. Except thanks to you and sl_dog for recommending them and when I can pluck up courage and have time and money I'll go and check them out for myself! :-)

On the regular RLD kamers, I STILL want to defend them. Sure, the women try wherever possible to get as much money as possible for doing very little. But I guess the appropriate analogy is going to a street market. Maybe you have to watch out not to be cheated, but also you can get a real bargain. And that's part of the charm of it. And, in fact, I end up liking the women more for it. I guess most of them are just struggling to cover the 150 euro room charge, make enough to live on these days, since business seems bad! ANYWAY, in spite of that, like you said in your posting, I always seem to end up kindof 'friends' with the women. Which is not very good in terms of having lots of pervy sex, but does mean one comes away with a 'warm glow', most times. Anyway, just to end where I started. DON'T WRITE OFF THE RLD streets. You can have a really good time there if you know what to expect and don't get put off by the bargaining, etc, etc.

I'll leave it to one of the other regulars to answer the more recent posting about lowlife 'dives' in The Hague. If there are any, I'm too afraid to go in! :-)

Bon chance!

Hello,

Here's is another VERY good address in Den Haag/The Hague:

www.foxyladies.nl

Hey there Bobo.fr ... I noted your post of the FoxyLadies URL with some interest. Can you provide us some additional information? Have you been there? Can you describe the experience? How about the ladies ... in terms of looks, services, attitude, etc?

These small, out of the way places have some potential for some very personal and GFE service. I'm interested in learning more. The only problem I see with them is their very limited work windows ... but otherwise, it's a candidate for exploration and reporting from the "dog".

Happy hunting ...

Hello,

Since November (2002) when they became "free lance", everytime I come to Den Haag I tried (and sometimes failed) to meet them.

I met them many times and everytime I'm very satisfied : lot of kisses (with tongue) , caresses.

Furthermore , they discuss friendly too well, very great moments!

Say hello if you meet them.

By the way , you can see other reports (written in Dutch) at www.hookers.nl

Bye

I'm back in action after a 3 week hiatus of traveling in the states and across Europe. Decided to try out some of the other Prive Huis' in the Den Haag area today ... but low and behold ... saturday is not a good day for Prives ... all but 2 that I know of are closed. So if you are a newcomer to town and interested in lurking around the Prives on Saturdays, you have only two options that I know of ... Bananas (AKA as Club 113) And Diane's Secret. And Bananas closes at 1700 so that limits your options down to one.

So I went back to Diane's again, this time without reservation and knowing that my old standbys were out for the day ... but the gods were good and I found another top notch lady by the name of Cindy. But before I go into details, my observations of the selections available today ...

The place was pretty busy, all but one of the upstairs rooms were full which means that at least 4 girls weren't available to examine during the intros (see my comments in earlier reports on how to handle the intros) ... had 5 girls come out for intros though - 3 seemed reasonably young (no more than early 20's) and somewhat uncomfortable with my more senior looks, another was a mid 20's asian and the last was a mid 30's Dutch/German girl (Cindy). I'd say that the 3 young ones were of average looks and average body, say 5-7 on my rating scale. Any would have done in a pinch, but why compromise when you don't have to? The asian lady was in the 6-8 range and was my mental choice before Cindy appeared from around the corner. When I was leaving I saw another 2 or 3 relatively young (early 20's) lasses all in the 6-7 range.

Cindy is average height, short blond hair, pretty smile, and pretty face (but stained teeth showing evidence of smoking). Without clothes she has the body of a 25 year old ... slim all around and unusually smooth. Modest, pert, firm, natural breasts and unshaved, but neatly trimmed pussy.

Since this was my first time with her, preliminaries included somewhat standard washdown of the privates and gentle towel dry.

Off to bed ... lots of gentle caressing on both sides. She has a gentle touch and indicated that she wasn't into rough stuff ... just fine with me. Then on to CBJ ... whatever she did was pretty darn effective since I had to stop her to avoid from cumming too fast ... quite unusual for me.

So I turned the tables on her, laid her back and began my gentle form of caressing, kissing, exploring ... I'm sure that I could have eaten her pussy quite willingly, since I was licking and probing all around there ... but since she's an unknown to me, that's not part of my early routine. Went on for heavy manual stimution of her pussy / clit ... and sent her hands down south to help out ... this lady was very hot and into autoerotics in a big way ... lots of heavy breathing and moaning from her during this time ... nice.

Insertion was wonderful and I found the tightest pussy that I've had since coming to the Den Haag area. She was very active in trying to please me and herself and cumming wasn't all that hard. Having said that, there was absolutely no pressure to cum fast and depart. Finished with her cleaning me up and giving me a nice (but unspectacular) backrub. She's pleasantly talkative, happy with herself and the world and a real pleasure to spend time with. I'll definitely put her high on my list of "very good" providers.

Anyone interested in looking her up needs to go there during the day shift (ends around 5PM) on Mondays, Tuesday, Thursdays. She doesn't normally work on Saturdays.

By the way, cost for one hour was the standard 50Euro to the house / 70 Euro to Cindy plus 10 Euro tip since I wanted her to remember me the next time. Generosity does count here ... trust me.

So folks that's it for today's report. Keep the information flowing to all of us so we can get the best of the best known to the world.

Happy Hunting ...

Welcome back 'dog'. And thanks for the excellent report. I STILL haven't checked out the prive houses, partly because of apathy/laziness, and partly because of the heat. I don't know what it's been like Stateside, but it's been DAMN HOT this end. So, for me, it's been a bit of a battle between my libido and the heat. But actually, I haven't done too badly, in spite.

My hot weather routine, this past couple of weeks has been to try and get through the week and then catch a train down to Hollandspoor Sunday afternoon, walk VERY slowly to the Polderdijkstraat, and then a few windows down on the right is 'Maria'. Not old, not fat and actually quite nice looking! And will suck your cock, without condom, let you cum in her mouth AND SWALLOW all for fifty euros. An amazing bargain, really. So I feel like I can't believe my luck. I've been down there three times now, and yesterday was by far the best. (The usual story of the more she know you, the nicer it is) In fact, I felt a little bit bad conscience because I shot about a week's load of cum into her mouth, which she really TRIED, but struggled to swallow and made her gag a little. (Sorry always to lower the tone!) But, even then she was really nice and wanted to keep sucking on my cock, 'til she had really 'milked' it dry. AMAZING BLOW JOB EXPERIENCE!

When things cool down a little, weather wise, I've been planning for MONTHS now to visit this total floozey Dutch woman who sits in the first room that just faces you as you come into the right hand-side alcove, on the vertical bit of the T of the Gelenstraat. I mean come of the Spui, take a right, head into the alcove/corridor thing and right in front of you is this AMAZING looking woman in stars and stripes bikini, legs open giving you the most outrageous cum-on/fuck me eyes. That woman just OOZES 'come and fuck me' vibes, and I am just dieing to fuck her! I'm really looking forward to seeing if the actual experience is as good as my anticipation of it is. Probably Wednesday or THursday, so I'll let you know how I get on! :-)

BTW, I wonder if Zeb and maybe some of the rest of you are still interesting in arranging some 'group' fun!???

That's all for now!

H :-)

Hey there Holland ... in the previous report you make reference to the "Spui" on Geleenstraat ... I'm not familiar with that terminology ... can you help out? You got my blood boiling with your description of the lass in stars and stripes ... gotta take a look!

Happy hunting ...

By the way Holland ... why aren't you a senior member? You've got quality content for the board ... go to whereever you go to nominate yourself for senior membership and I'll send in an endorsement.

Sl-dog is right,

The problem with prive-huis (and the "foxyladies") is that most of them are closed during week-ends.

I'm afraid that all houses are closed on sunday (but RLD is opened , and some ladies begin to work only since sunday afternoon because they sed to say that on friday and saturday there were many people who just visited the RLD "to have a look") .

On saturday, some houses are opened (but not the "foxyladies") , Sl_dog gave some already . I'm just adding "La Chaperonne" (close to "Maison Prive" and "Foxyladies") that is opened from 12:00 to 21:00 on saturday (since 2001 if I remember well) even if on its webpage (which is not updated) we can still read only (www.sex-world.nl) :
"Open:
Monday to Friday: 11:00 - 23:00 "

By the way , "The Paradise" is opened on Saturday too (but not the sauna)

Good luck

Thanks for the compliment, 'dog'. I don't think I'm old enough/long enough in the tooth to be a 'senior' member. And, more seriously, I'm relocating to the land of absolutely NO vice, Sweden, in September. So my happy Holland days of fun will soon be over. (I'll keep reading this board to get some 'vicarious' enjoyment, though :-) ). Anyway, thanks for the offer! Very decent! :-)

As for the most brazen stars and stripes bikini floosie ever, I've been fantasising about doing the deed with her for weeks now, and just waiting for the weather to cool down a bit. (I suspect the kindof fucking that happens there is of the wham, bam, thank you maam, variety! :-) ) But, actually, there are at least half a dozen GORGEOUS babes at the Geleenstraat these days. And, since business is quite bad, all quite pleasant/friendly.

On the 'Spui', I might have the wrong name. I mean the BIG road running south from the centre of town???? As opposed to 'spuit', as in 'spuit mijne kut vol sperma' ;-)

H :-)