Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

I'll be landing in Bangkok on Dec 29th and staying for a few days. I see on Bamboo's website they will be closed Dec 30-Jan3. I checked other massage place websites and didn't see much, but is it standard for them to be closed during this time? I fear I chose a bad time to come if that's the case. I plan on visiting Bamboo, Annies, Dr BJ, Mangos, Cherry, Natatree, Poseidon, and anywhere else recommended, does anyone know if these will be closed? What about Nana and cowboy? Gogos should be open new years eve right? I usually change my money at Vasu Exchange but they will be closed too on the 29th, same with superrich, I was told to stick to these for money exchange for best rate and avoid airport. Any recommendations where to change for best rate?

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp; 1510994]I have not seen a genuine 8 in looks in any of the Bangkok or Pattaya naughty places (especially the oilies) for several years. MAYBE Ploy from Cherry would qualify for an 8, although when you compare her to the girls at BTS Siam, I think she is just a decent 7.

Of course, if you distribute the ratings within the in-group of sex workers, it gets easier, but I tend to compare to civilians as well. This is not meant to discuss taste (that varies) , but the point of reference.[/QUOTE]Good point. I have seen Ploy out and about and she does not compare to gals at Siam, Terminal 21, etc. I would agree, she is a 7, with makeup maybe an 8.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1510978]And rarely if ever available for "take-out" (which you will discover after having spend most of your budget on LDs for them).[/QUOTE]Most of the really well dressed, hot chicks outside the Soi Cowboy go-gos saying hello and trying to get you inside are coyotes. Their job is to lure you in, dance sexy dances while dressed, get you to buy them LDs which are more expensive than those of the regular dancers and move on to the next punter when you are out of cash. Basically in order to get them in the sack is visit multiple times, build a relationship through lots of drinks and use your a-game. Might as well head to RCA to try your luck there. If you have game, much cheaper than these coyotes.

[QUOTE=George300;1510999]I'll be landing in Bangkok on Dec 29th and staying for a few days. I see on Bamboo's website they will be closed Dec 30-Jan3. I checked other massage place websites and didn't see much, but is it standard for them to be closed during this time? I fear I chose a bad time to come if that's the case. I plan on visiting Bamboo, Annies, Dr BJ, Mangos, Cherry, Natatree, Poseidon, and anywhere else recommended, does anyone know if these will be closed? What about Nana and cowboy? Gogos should be open new years eve right? I usually change my money at Vasu Exchange but they will be closed too on the 29th, same with superrich, I was told to stick to these for money exchange for best rate and avoid airport. Any recommendations where to change for best rate?[/QUOTE]Lots and lots of places will be closed as the girls go home to be with their families for NYE. That said, lots of places will be open.

[QUOTE=Pita123;1511102]Most of the really well dressed, hot chicks outside the Soi Cowboy go-gos saying hello and trying to get you inside are coyotes. Their job is to lure you in, dance sexy dances while dressed, get you to buy them LDs which are more expensive than those of the regular dancers and move on to the next punter when you are out of cash. Basically in order to get them in the sack is visit multiple times, build a relationship through lots of drinks and use your a-game. Might as well head to RCA to try your luck there. If you have game, much cheaper than these coyotes.[/QUOTE]I agree. Unless available for sex, it seems a waste of time to me. Clothed girls dancing is not special to me anymore. Doll house has about 4 coyote dancers for out front but I believe they can be bar fined for 1k. Better body than most other girls in doll house.

I have a question about the kapoo club places. I know you just get a hand job but I'm confused by the pricing on the websites. They're all more or less the same. About 1000 baht for a massage with an extra 500 baht for "cut bra" and 1000 baht for "cut panties". So. 2000 baht to get wanked off by a cute naked uni or pretty girl. But then there's another option on the websites. Body 2 body. That typically costs about 2300 baht. This is obviously a B2B massage with a HJ finish but are the girls naked when they do it or would you have to pay another 1000 baht for that? I'm guessing bra and panties off is included in the body 2 body price because it would be difficult to give a B2B massage with your clothes on, but I thought I'd check. Anyone done the body 2 body option at a kapoo club?

Another question is - does the 1000 baht "cut panties" option mean bra and panties off, or would you have to pay an extra 1500 baht to get her fully naked?

Poseideon, about 30 girls in fish bowl, Very well kept inside. 10 or so at stunner level. Very professionally run operation and very farang friendly. Glrls on left side were 2300 and they were the hotter and newer girls, with girls on right side more expensive but not as hot.

The Lord, perhaps 60 girls, lot of cute ones and had like party dresses on, sitting in an open area. Place literally looks like a palace, but not farang friendly. 4600 and on up for Farangs. My impression is that they don't want Farang business at all, except perhaps established major players and huge tippers.

Emanuellle 2500 to 5100 and about 50 in a fishbowl and side line, and fairly cute.

Colonize in Ratchada some at 1700 (and some hot) and others around 2300 and pretty hot both categories. Perhaps 30 girls. Didn't check upstairs model area

Prior night checked La Belle, girls on left approx 3200 and on right 7000 and some stunners in the right side group. Alaina usually has about 30 and some pretty hot too.

Of course the bargain basement standby is always Nataree with a huge amount of side liners at 7 pm each night, but be ready to literally be surrounded by them as you enter the side line area as they are either seated or standing around you

Good to hear Poseidon and Colonze aren't charging a farang surplus. How do the girls there compare to Nataree? Nataree is the only place I go nowadays. Is it even worth checking Poseidon and Colonze out? They seem to be cheaper than the standard 2600 baht at Nataree.

I just checked the websites and Poseidon still has a 1000 baht surcharge for foreigners (which doesn't apply to Asians except Indians). Are you sure westerners would get the rate the quoted?

[QUOTE=*****man; 1511622]Good to hear Poseidon and Colonze aren't charging a farang surplus. How do the girls there compare to Nataree? Nataree is the only place I go nowadays. Is it even worth checking Poseidon and Colonze out? They seem to be cheaper than the standard 2600 baht at Nataree.

I just checked the websites and Poseidon still has a 1000 baht surcharge for foreigners (which doesn't apply to Asians except Indians). Are you sure westerners would get the rate the quoted?[/QUOTE]Customer traffic at Poseidon was light the hour or two I was there having a drink and forth, I was there around 6 pm and spent a lot of time talking with ""Anucha", looks like in-charge guy as he is considerable older than everyone else, and he absolutely quoted me approx 2300 on the left side girls (some of these girls were smoking hot pushin 8 for sure, yup comparable to Nataree) He did not quote any special Falang charges. We talked about the Japanese issue and the business being off slightly due to demonstrations etc, but this was being quoted as the ongoing rate. I actually gave him a nice tip later on because as I told him when I walked in, I was checking the place out but no buying that evening. I am a potential regular customer as I will now be in Bangkok quite frequently, but I doubt that impacted what rate he is quoting me

A great question is whether neatly dressed Westerners who look like potential regulars or fequeent visitors over time get quoted non Falang rates, but I can tell you over at The Lord they were not particuarly friendly.

At Colonize at Rachada a female "Por" was givung me quotes. MY guess is they want to be competitive with the Oilsi guess, as as a few of the 1700 ladies were quite hot and all kind of cute. When you walk in there 15 feet away, not like a fishbowl setup

[QUOTE=Western787; 1511646]Customer traffic at Poseidon was light the hour or two I was there having a drink and forth, I was there around 6 pm and spent a lot of time talking with ""Anucha", looks like in-charge guy as he is considerable older than everyone else, and he absolutely quoted me approx 2300 on the left side girls (some of these girls were smoking hot pushin 8 for sure, yup comparable to Nataree) He did not quote any special Falang charges. We talked about the Japanese issue and the business being off slightly due to demonstrations etc, but this was being quoted as the ongoing rate. I actually gave him a nice tip later on because as I told him when I walked in, I was checking the place out but no buying that evening. I am a potential regular customer as I will now be in Bangkok quite frequently, but I doubt that impacted what rate he is quoting me.

A great question is whether neatly dressed Westerners who look like potential regulars or fequeent visitors over time get quoted non Falang rates, but I can tell you over at The Lord they were not particuarly friendly.

At Colonize at Rachada a female "Por" was givung me quotes. MY guess is they want to be competitive with the Oilsi guess, as as a few of the 1700 ladies were quite hot and all kind of cute. When you walk in there 15 feet away, not like a fishbowl setup[/QUOTE]Thanks for the update. May have to venture to Colo for a sample. How's the service from the gals you have had there? Was there only once about 5 years ago.

[QUOTE=Western787; 1511646]Customer traffic at Poseidon was light the hour or two I was there having a drink and forth, I was there around 6 pm and spent a lot of time talking with ""Anucha", looks like in-charge guy as he is considerable older than everyone else, and he absolutely quoted me approx 2300 on the left side girls (some of these girls were smoking hot pushin 8 for sure, yup comparable to Nataree) He did not quote any special Falang charges. We talked about the Japanese issue and the business being off slightly due to demonstrations etc, but this was being quoted as the ongoing rate. I actually gave him a nice tip later on because as I told him when I walked in, I was checking the place out but no buying that evening. I am a potential regular customer as I will now be in Bangkok quite frequently, but I doubt that impacted what rate he is quoting me.

A great question is whether neatly dressed Westerners who look like potential regulars or fequeent visitors over time get quoted non Falang rates, but I can tell you over at The Lord they were not particuarly friendly.

At Colonize at Rachada a female "Por" was givung me quotes. MY guess is they want to be competitive with the Oilsi guess, as as a few of the 1700 ladies were quite hot and all kind of cute. When you walk in there 15 feet away, not like a fishbowl setup[/QUOTE]Maybe they've looked at the success of Nataree, both in terms of attracting girls and customers, and decided to follow suit. However, until I see a report that someone actually got the normal price at Poseidon I'm sceptical.

[QUOTE=*man; 1511622]Good to hear Poseidon and Colonze aren't charging a farang surplus. How do the girls there compare to Nataree? Nataree is the only place I go nowadays. Is it even worth checking Poseidon and Colonze out? They seem to be cheaper than the standard 2600 baht at Nataree.

I just checked the websites and Poseidon still has a 1000 baht surcharge for foreigners (which doesn't apply to Asians except Indians). Are you sure westerners would get the rate the quoted?[/QUOTE]Is it a matter of whether or not you speak some Thai and whether or not the mamasan / papasan likes you?

The rest of this post is just some recurring thoughts I have.

II thought I'd mention that not only does Eden take credit cards, but they didn't hit me with a surcharge and they the allowed me to put the girls' tips on it as well. Service didn't suffer. This was about a year and a half ago and they were all smiles.

I'd also like to give Enni high marks at Akane Chitlom. She's from Chiang Rai. It seems that everybody else is from Khon Kaen. She was pleasant and spent a lot of time with her tongue up my ass. She is certainly enthusiastic.

Three questions:

Looking at Bamboo, only two girls offer A+? (How did "A+" come to mean anal?)

It's not easy for me to sneak off and misbehave, and I really may have only one chance in the foreseeable future to do so. If one had to pick one visit to one MP for the year, would it be:

Bamboo. Snow White. Mango. Cherry. Poseidon (without the farang surcharge). Other.

And, regarding Eden:

I've asked this question before elsewhere without results. I might as well try again here.

The girls certainly take direction well, but it would be a lot more fun if they would just take the initiative. I tend to blank and not know what to tell them to do. At Love Teen, where it is / was two for the price of one. 800 baht for two girls, the girls took over in the shower and on the bed and then asked for the special services option (1500 each). I really enjoyed it a lot more when they were taking the lead than when I had to tell them what to do. Even at Pink Lady in Hat Yai many years ago, there was some teamwork between the two ladies. I also get a little of this at Akane when there are two girls involved (S-3P at Suk 33 is one example).

So, are there girls who will lead at the MP's? Hell, maybe all I had to do at Eden was ask the mamasan for two girls who worked together well and would take the initiative. I try to pick one left side girl and let her pick the second girl for that reason. Once I opted for cosplay, but once in the room, they just waited for instructions. Perhaps all I had to do was ask for PSE?

Merry Christmas!

Went to Cherry massage and chose a new girl "Film". Petite girl from Buriram. Tanned skin, overall looks ok. In the book downstares on the table she was listed as a girl who do anal and CIM. I Chose the 1 hour option and up we went. She was nice talking to, but seemned a bit uncomfortale. She told me she been working there for only a month. Inside the room and before we got naked she said that she doesn't do anal. We showered and went to the bed for some action. She started a below average BBBJ, and when I fucked her she showed that she is a very bad actor. Her screaming was non sense.

Told her I wanted BBBJ until I finished in her mouth, and she said she don't like CIM. I was mad now because it was obvious she was lying. I finished some in her mouth and the rest on my belly. She didn't clean me up, but was asked to attent her in the shower, and I was out on the street about 30 minutes after I booked her.

Isn't 1 hour supposed to be 1 hour, or does it end after first pop?

Nan, probably the best BBBJ provider at Lolipop has quit and went back home. Any other girls worth a try?

[QUOTE=Tommyh80; 1511671]Went to Cherry massage and chose a new girl "Film". Young, petite girl from Buriram. Tanned skin, overall looks ok. In the book downstares on the table she was listed as a girl who do anal and CIM. I Chose the 1 hour option and up we went. She was nice talking to, but seemned a bit uncomfortale. She told me she been working there for only a month. Inside the room and before we got naked she said that she doesn't do anal. We showered and went to the bed for some action. She started a below average BBBJ, and when I fucked her she showed that she is a very bad actor. Her screaming was non sense.

Told her I wanted BBBJ until I finished in her mouth, and she said she don't like CIM. I was mad now because it was obvious she was lying. I finished some in her mouth and the rest on my belly. She didn't clean me up, but was asked to attent her in the shower, and I was out on the street about 30 minutes after I booked her.

Isn't 1 hour supposed to be 1 hour, or does it end after first pop?[/QUOTE]I was supposed to get two hours at an oil place on Rachada, and the girl stopped after one hour. The staff downstairs looked surprised and told me that we could go back up for another hour. I passed.

Another girl (near Nattaree) gave a very robust BBBJ. I think she was going for "one pop" and wanted it in her mouth and to be done.

I'm sorry to hear about your experience with Miss Film. I've had good luck with Buriram ladies. I've also had the experience of a lady agreeing to anal and then declining once in the room.

Dr. BJ Salon has / had a woman,"mature but experienced," who I thought was quite good. They mention "many services" with the VIP room, so perhaps she is an A+ girl as well.

As for "bad acting," I once took the "hanky panky" option at the "health club" at the Kowloon Hotel in KL. The woman was built like a brick shit house. She was a Malay / Chinese version of Angelina Jolie. But, the sounds she made were annoying, not convincing. And, she was a smoker. I felt like I had my arms wrapped around a filthy ashtray.

Thank you for sharing your half-hour experience at Cherry.