FKK Artemis - Berlin

You won't get any info regarding when they work. Only might be lucky if she has checked in and are working at the moment you call.

[QUOTE=PussyLiccker;1876830]Gmail on the computer has a calling feature, but you'd have to buy credits to call outside the states. Alternatively, you can also use Google Hang-outs on your smartphone. I have used this to call the clubs too. Hehe.

[URL]https://www.google.com/voice/b/0/rates?hl=en&p=hangout[/URL] It says 1c per min.[/QUOTE]Skype is similarly cheap for calls to landlines, also for credit, and works well. Of course, with both Skype (Microsoft) and Google neither your metadata nor your call content are ultimately protected.

My first time Artemis last night. I really enjoyed myself. My approach was very simple. Spot the girls you find sexy and give them the look. I just waited for them to approach me and politely declined. Any rude behavior during our chat or walking away was immediate disqualification. The place is horribly corrupted by dragons but they make it obvious who they are. As my night was coming to an end, I followed back to a Cuban girl that gave me an enthusiastic session with BBBJ and cum on body for no extra charge.

Eighty euros for the show and sixty for the sex. Really fantastic!

Visited Artemis with fellow punter on Friday the 13th. Arriving at 18:00 we found the place full of Italians, Turkish and Swedish guests. After 22:00 sometimes only men were present in the bar. Some of the girls that said they were leaving Artemis after the raid were back or said to me that they have changed plans. I also spotted the Turkish boss (short man with gray hair and spectacles. Don't ask me his name) after my session with Holly.

As to the sessions:

Hungarian Birgitta offered excellent PSE experience. For those of you that have no idea who she is, she is short girl in mid to late 20's with round fake breasts (that are large but by Artemis standards not the largest) and skinny body with lip injections. Blonde hair these days. She has been reviewed before and of course YMMW but I find her a funny in the bed but bit poor on the stamina part. She can give BJ with short breaks to breathe for long time but don't expect her to last long in cowgirl position.

Next girl tested was Holly, which I sessioned with last year. She had gained some weight since last time I sessioned with her but it was OK. Just like Birgitta, she offers good PSE experience. Fake large breasts, slightly overweight and 180 cm of height. These days she has long black hair. I saw her leaving Artemis in her normal clothes and it is funny how much some girls can be attractive (subjectively speaking of course) without make up.

Line up was not bad for Friday. There were a lot of girls that I wanted to try out. Ezra, Elena, Madeleine, Sunny, etc, etc. But I was tired and with so large crowd, me and the buddy of mine, along with some swedes we got to know, decided to leave the place at 23:00 and enjoy Berlin nightlife.

I was in Artemis last Saturday (3. 14) and it was worst FKK experience I ever had. Until my last visit Artemis was my favorite FKK in Germany. I have been there so many times. I arrived there at 3 pm and there was already line at the entrance. Later I discovered that because of Euroleague Final Four basketball tournament in Berlin Artemis was so packed. Had half an hour session with Georgina nice girl from Georgia. Since it was so busy and there was no food till 6 pm left the club for 2 hours to have dinner. I was back around 7 pm and place was packed with men. Hang out little bit with russian basketball fans, they recommended me to try blonde russian girl (forgot her name) but she was non stop busy as soon as she tries to enter lounge area someone grabs her right at the stairs. I gave up on her and went with tall Romanian brunette Sylvia and spend 1 HR with her. Later in the evening went with blonde romanian anelis and it was bad experience as soon as we enter the room she tried to rush me by telling me be quick people are waiting for the room. At 12 am there were no girls in the lounge area and waiting time for rooms was at least 30 min. At 2 am decided to pick Sylvia's friend another blonde Romanian girl Melissa but she told me that I need to pay for the wait time also because of the longer waiting time for a room she doesn't want to waste her time. I politely said no and she gave me attitude and said something in Romanian. When I was leaving the place at 3 am more men was arriving. I understand because of the final games of major basketball tournament this place was very busy but Artemis is not the same. Some of the girls I know already left Artemis, earlier in the last week I saw 3 former Artemis girls in Sharks and some of the girls confirmed that also. My favorites Ruby and Cecile in Romania and nobody knows if they will return or not. I still might give one more chance to this place if I will be in the area.

[QUOTE=Samcik;1880421]My favorites Ruby and Cecile in Romania and nobody knows if they will return or not.[/QUOTE]Spotted Ruby (the Romanian, not the Hungarian now called Jolien) and Cecile just one week ago or so. IMHO they will be back soon.

After I heard about the raid I almost canceled my trip to Berlin. Why go if Artemis is closed? But then I found this thread and am so grateful for all the reviews. Thanks everyone for keeping me informed as to what's different and what's new.

I will be spending a few days in Berlin soon and will make Artemis my #1 spot each day. I love how you can come and go throughout the day. So it sounds like everything is pretty much normal, just a few less girls?

Any other places in Berlin I should try if I am dissatisfied with the "new" Artemis?

Thanks again everyone!

Apart from Artemis, the only option for me is some of the nightclubs. The nightlife in Berlin is top notch though, but for paid sex, Artemis is the only way.

[QUOTE=Pistons;1880916]Apart from Artemis, the only option for me is some of the nightclubs. The nightlife in Berlin is top notch though, but for paid sex, Artemis is the only way.[/QUOTE]While Artemis has no real competition as FKK (La Folie comes to mind but I have not read a review from there in while, and anyway it is closing down in August) both famous Kamilla La Dee and Van Kampen brothels are good alternatives for mid-range mongering.

[QUOTE=VaeVictis;1881030]... La Folie comes to mind but I have not read a review from there in while, and anyway it is closing down in August ...[/QUOTE]No, it closed in February. On the English version of their web page, they've used the retarded American date format (least significant number in the [B]middle[/B]), even though they use the British flag for English. Their English page says "02.08. 2016", the German one "08.02. 2016".

[QUOTE=Masayama;1881485]No, it closed in February. On the English version of their web page, they've used the retarded American date format (least significant number in the [B]middle[/B]), even though they use the British flag for English. Their English page says "02.08. 2016", the German one "08.02. 2016".[/QUOTE]Funny, that was the other place I tried in Berlin a couple years ago and did not like the vibe there. Maybe it was an off night (or perhaps I was the one a little off) so I left without going with any of the girls. So that's off the list. LOL.

[QUOTE=VaeVictis;1881030]While Artemis has no real competition as FKK (La Folie comes to mind but I have not read a review from there in while, and anyway it is closing down in August) both famous Kamilla La Dee and Van Kampen brothels are good alternatives for mid-range mongering.[/QUOTE]Thanks I may try one of these just for variety. I have been to Artemis twice before the raid so it will be interesting to see the changes and how the girls are now. I will definitely write a report here.

Went to Artemis for first time since the raid. Overall disappointed. The new freedom where girls can charge what they want has gotten the worst side for some girls now.

Was quite packed at night. Saw a pretty girl called Annie Rom. Pretty. Upselling but decent attitude outside roomer turned shit once inside. No kissing. Wanted extra first BNBJ as "now we can do how we want". Mechanical suck and covered suck. Poor attitude ruined a very pretty girl. I paid and ended it. 60 euros. 8/7/5/(2 attitude inside).

I had been finally convinced into doing a 3 some with her friend Angi who claimed she was Colombian but I am sure Romanian too! Tall. Pretty. Together in room same NSA. Ditto result. 60 7/9/4/2 but with awful BJ too!

Luckily my third girl of the night was Alida. Romanian. Blonde and Petite. The cups. Sweet. Kissing. No FK. Good session. 60 8/7/8. Finally made me come after previous horrendous session! Would repeat with her.

Had a Great Massage 40* Entrance 80. Spend 300.

Overall: generally girls are older and pros. Hawkish attitude with some really rude bitches. A few gems but it's luck of the draw. Too much upselling. Worst line up of any recent club I've been to. Was weekday and dessous Tag. So maybe better on Weekend? Might try again tomorrow. Very nice outside garden and spa. Food awful. Had to have salad and potatoes.

[QUOTE=Sybarite2006;1881851] Might try again tomorrow.[/QUOTE]Maybe a bad idea. IMHO place will be packed with football enthusiasts for sure. Theres a big football match in Berlin at Saturday.

It's disappointing to read such a strong negative report after several mostly good ones about the club post-raid. I'm booked for Berlin a couple days next week. Perhaps should have done Darmstadt instead.

Fingers crossed it is just an outliers bad experience and not all the girls are upselling in the room now.

[QUOTE=Sybarite2006;1881851]Went to Artemis for first time since the raid. Overall disappointed. The new freedom where girls can charge what they want has gotten the worst side for some girls now.

Was quite packed at night. Saw a pretty girl called Annie Rom. Pretty. Upselling but decent attitude outside roomer turned shit once inside. No kissing. Wanted extra first BNBJ as "now we can do how we want". Mechanical suck and covered suck. Poor attitude ruined a very pretty girl. I paid and ended it. 60 euros. 8/7/5/(2 attitude inside).

I had been finally convinced into doing a 3 some with her friend Angi who claimed she was Colombian but I am sure Romanian too! Tall. Pretty. Together in room same NSA. Ditto result. 60 7/9/4/2 but with awful BJ too!.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the report. Well Romanians are to be avoided in any club as they usually are the bad service provider, but this attitude and radical change in service at Artemis is alarming.

It maybe that I should avoid Artemis and go for other FKK in Germany for next trip.