Hong Kong Club Reports

[QUOTE=OneInTheDugOut;2284168]Hong Kong is advertising their bikini contest on March 13. That is a Wednesday. Are these types of events worth going to or is it a waste?[/QUOTE]You could go the day before and see chicas in bikini too, LOL. Seriously, you'll have fun in HK on any day that ends in "why". These events are simply a marketing tool like any bar would use, except these are bikini, lingerie or costumes. It's not a big deal, so if you don't go you shouldn't feel like you're missing something special.

Great tips here, you will have a great time. Watch that Viagra or its generics. It is difficult to buy 25 MG doses and the headache from larger doses can be difficult to push thru. Go to the oxxo across the street for fluids. Some rooms have fridges.

So you can keep the drinks cold. The number 10 is subjective. My 10 is a 7 that has large breasts. The number moves up when you are having that drink with her and she reaches down while whispering in your ear what she will do for you. The one time.

I thought I found a 9-10, she walked out of the privado because I did not say yes to the arriba offered within 1 minute. Some of those girls got attitude. Luckily I blew 12 dollars + half price coupon to find out.

Have fun.

Sr.

I saw this men's magazine called "Noyola Mexico," which seems to be the Mexican version of a Latin American chain Soho, but I'm not sure of that. Super tasteful pictures of women (nothing raunchy), histories of famous writers and musicians, articles like "For and against the Mexican man and woman" (I'm translating) by two men and two women. There was a gonzo report on "Hong Kong Tijuana, the complete visit to Mexico's iconic table dance club" ("Hong Kong Tijuana: Una visita a fondo al icónico table dance de México" in case you want to look it up on the internet). It's all about snorting coke, getting stopped by cops, bla bla bla. Then after saying he got bored watching a waiter pour tequila down a guy's throat while another waiter was blowing a whistle, the author says he decided to look at "the first floor where there was a live sex show. As happens to non-professionals, the client who the girls had pulled up onto the platform couldn't get hard. Stage panic knocks out any fantasy. The whole platform was covered in foam, with two nude girls who struggled in vain to put a condom on the guy on his back with his pants pulled down to his ankles. . . " And on and on. In Spanish: "Como LE ocurre siempre a LOS que no son profesionales, al cliente que habían subido a la primera pista no se LE puso dura. El pánico escénico derriba cualquier fantasía. La pista entera estaba cubierta por espuma, con dos chicas desnudas que luchaban infructuosamente por ponerle un condón al bato que estaba tirado sobre la pista con LOS pantalones en LOS tobillos. " . . .

Has anybody seen anything like this? Was it just a pile of bull that the writer was making up? The way he reported his episodes with the crack and the police sounded far fetched, like he was trying to sound much more macho than he actually is. Opinions?

[QUOTE=Voyageur1969;2284700]I saw this men's magazine called "Noyola Mexico," which seems to be the Mexican version of a Latin American chain Soho, but I'm not sure of that. Super tasteful pictures of women (nothing raunchy), histories of famous writers and musicians, articles like "For and against the Mexican man and woman" (I'm translating) by two men and two women. There was a gonzo report on "Hong Kong Tijuana, the complete visit to Mexico's iconic table dance club" ("Hong Kong Tijuana: Una visita a fondo al icnico table dance de Mxico" in case you want to look it up on the internet). It's all about snorting coke, getting stopped by cops, bla bla bla. Then after saying he got bored watching a waiter pour tequila down a guy's throat while another waiter was blowing a whistle, the author says he decided to look at "the first floor where there was a live sex show. As happens to non-professionals, the client who the girls had pulled up onto the platform couldn't get hard. Stage panic knocks out any fantasy. The whole platform was covered in foam, with two nude girls who struggled in vain to put a condom on the guy on his back with his pants pulled down to his ankles. . . " And on and on. In Spanish: "Como LE ocurre siempre a LOS que no son profesionales, al cliente que haban subido a la primera pista no se LE puso dura. El pnico escnico derriba cualquier fantasa. La pista entera estaba cubierta por espuma, con dos chicas desnudas que luchaban infructuosamente por ponerle un condn al bato que estaba tirado sobre la pista con LOS pantalones en LOS tobillos. " . . .

Has anybody seen anything like this? Was it just a pile of bull that the writer was making up? The way he reported his episodes with the crack and the police sounded far fetched, like he was trying to sound much more macho than he actually is. Opinions?[/QUOTE]I have seen the girls get pretty close to having sex with guys they pull up on stage, stripping him down but never full-on pounding. Amazed that any man would accept the girls' invitation, as you know that their intent is to embarrass him for the entertainment of the crowd. And you would have to be a special kind of person to be able to perform under those conditions. Not a big fan of the shaving cream shows. (Why go to a restaurant to watch other people eat?) I have seen girls strip guys down and threaten to stick that big, power dildo in their ass. Does that qualify?

Didn't look at the original article, but from what you have imparted here, it sounds like fake news.

[QUOTE=Aviator400;2284978]I have seen the girls get pretty close to having sex with guys they pull up on stage, stripping him down but never full-on pounding. Amazed that any man would accept the girls' invitation, as you know that their intent is to embarrass him for the entertainment of the crowd. And you would have to be a special kind of person to be able to perform under those conditions. Not a big fan of the shaving cream shows. (Why go to a restaurant to watch other people eat?) I have seen girls strip guys down and threaten to stick that big, power dildo in their ass. Does that qualify?

Didn't look at the original article, but from what you have imparted here, it sounds like fake news.[/QUOTE]I've seen the shows several times. It is pretty lame. Frankly, for up to $80, anyone can party with a pornstar in their own personal show, there is little reason to watch someone else.

Hey guys,

Was wondering how the offering at HK were during the afternoon?

Ideally I would like to go at night, but I got plans with friends.

[QUOTE=Aviator400;2284978]Didn't look at the original article, but from what you have imparted here, it sounds like fake news.[/QUOTE]If you consider all the foam shows that have taken place throughout the years. I don't know, maybe 5 foam shows a day, for the past 8 years or so, that's like 15,000 foam shows. The chances that something like that has occurred is actually pretty high. I wouldn't necessarily dismiss it. In my opinion it is more likely true than not.

[QUOTE=Jackie888;2285039]I've seen the shows several times. It is pretty lame. Frankly, for up to $80, anyone can party with a pornstar in their own personal show, there is little reason to watch someone else.[/QUOTE]Have to agree with you. Does nothing for me at all. Been to HK maybe 200 times, I have maybe watch 10 minutes of it total.

I like the sex shows. It reminds you of just how outrageous the place can be. Last time I saw a show like that was in Amsterdam and you paid just for the show with 3 drink minimum. A guy dressed up as batman swung thru the crowd on a rope, landed on stage and had sex with a girl on stage. Amsterdam can be weird.

As far as afternoons, they can be less crowded and you have more time for 1 0 n 1 with the girls. There is less girls but less guys too. When I travel I hang around the zone so you get to know the clubs in the day.

Daytime is more relaxed with meseros selling 2 for 1 beers on the street and the mesero at Glorias telling you to come in and see his sister.

He spoke perfect English and enough trips around the block, it became a running joke. I finally went in. He introduced me to the girls. I bought a drink for a girl and we danced a long time.

Certainly different but it passed the afternoon. Lerss crowds means hungrier girls.

P.S. There is a video that shows a guy on stage and the girls attempting to have sex with him so it definitely happens.

Sr.

I should add to that last report that the video mentioned happened quite some time ago. They also show meseros going around with cameras that charged 5 dollars for a pic of you and a girl in a compromising position. This no longer happens for good reasons so they may have tamed down the guest invites on stage.

Perhaps others could comment on this. I would like to know some of the changes over the years. I was there last year when they were installing subs under the stairs. Music and everything went along as jackhammers wailed on the wall. I sat at the bar and watched as the workers were sneaking glances at the girls without getting caught. Kinda funny. Nothing much else to do after breakfast.

Sr.

[QUOTE=ClamSlammer;2283831]This puta is treating you like an absolute fool. Typical liar but the amount she's attempting to steal is substantial. Her story changes from $400 to "rent money. " She's got to think you're the biggest idiot on Earth if she's attempting to bamboozle you with this obvious bullshit. Just block her on Whatapp in order to send her a message that you will be having none of it.[/QUOTE]She may think I'm the biggest idiot. I pretty much called her on her crap on WhatsApp this week. Told her I'll come visit her at her house. (Guadalajara) then she admits oh, no I'm still in Tijuana. Lies and more lies. Not that I had any intention of going to see her. But just wanted to bust her on another lie. Really going to be funny to see her at HK soon (Moved my next trip up.).

[QUOTE=Scudrucker;2285329]I should add to that last report that the video mentioned happened quite some time ago. They also show meseros going around with cameras that charged 5 dollars for a pic of you and a girl in a compromising position. This no longer happens for good reasons so they may have tamed down the guest invites on stage.

Perhaps others could comment on this. I would like to know some of the changes over the years. I was there last year when they were installing subs under the stairs. Music and everything went along as jackhammers wailed on the wall. I sat at the bar and watched as the workers were sneaking glances at the girls without getting caught. Kinda funny. Nothing much else to do after breakfast.

Sr.[/QUOTE]I'll add to this.

First, I enjoy the shows. I don't watch to feel like I'm watching a show. I think most of the time, the girls are just in a fun, flirty mood. I would never be the fool to get on that stage.

Believe it or not, yes I saw a brief 20-30 second full on sex in a show. It shocked me because it was unexpected. This was within the last 12 months. But generally, I think they refrain from going that far.

And on my last two visits, I was approached by photographers while sitting with a girl. No way that's happening! I don't see what good can come out of that. So curious how they make money on that.

[QUOTE=Scudrucker;2285329]I should add to that last report that the video mentioned happened quite some time ago. They also show meseros going around with cameras that charged 5 dollars for a pic of you and a girl in a compromising position. This no longer happens for good reasons so they may have tamed down the guest invites on stage.[/QUOTE]The camera guy that charged $5 for a pic of you and a girl in a compromising position is still there.

Went down with a bro Saturday night, arriving about 8:30. The club was packed with guys. There were lots of hot, new girls, along with the well-known top tiers. Hong Kong is a lot more sexy and exciting on weekends.

All top girls were there, Elizabeth, Sasha, Yselle, Lydia. Lydia is back packing just a little more weight, filling out her body with the sexiest feminine curves. With her pretty face, no tats, beautiful natural body, she gets my vote as the hottest girl in HK. Lots of new fresh pretty young girls. The talents are way better than weeknights. I regret not having more ammos to bag all of them hehe.

Guys were rainng green propinas a few times to strippers on stage and dancers on bar. Must be a new Chinese New Year tradition invented in Mexico's strip clubs hehe. A few regulars seem to live in HK every night, sitting with the Chinese-looking Zulma, tipping meseros $20 bills. The girls were very impressed with Mr. Jeff Bozos. Hehe.

Star fish Fatima, formerly of hotel Garcia, is now working in HK, hiding in the dark near the front door. She's so plain and smells sweaty, never seemed to do much business on the street. Don't see how she can survive in HK.

Had a fun, sexy night partying.

Anything can happen if you tipped enough money on the stage shows. Personally, I'm only interested in the stage show if I like the performers and get a 'bang' on my buck. Haha!