Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Lion King7; 1515216]Hi guys,

I am a newbie and was planning to go to Dream Heaven or Tulip. Can you please recommend which is better for someone new to massage parlours. Does oilie get really sticky? Is it better to opt for a nuru if one likes a lot of kissing?[/QUOTE]Cannot vouch for Dream Heaven, but would recommend Tulip, as it has a reputation PSE as well as A-level service (if you're into that kind of stuff). If I had first gone to Tulip when I started going to massage parlors, I would haven't gone anywhere else. Call a couple of days ahead to make a booking (1pm seems to be a good time). Would suggest that View or Janet for your booking. FYI, you're there for fucking, not getting an oil massage. Well, you can ask for an oil massage, but the main reason a person goes to Tulip is to fuck a girl up her ass (to put it bluntly) , so for your inquiry about "does oilies get really sticky?", you have an option to just take a shower and then screw the brains out of the massage girl, or have an oil massage and then screw the brains out of the wench. Would also recommend that you opt for the 120 minute option as the difference between 90 and 120 minute options is just 100 baht. Also, just remember that you can be as freaky as you want (within reason) , as most of the Tulip girls have seen some really weird shit.

P / s. I know this thread is "massage parlors. Except Tulip and Annies", but I answered a questions based on personal experience. Sorry.

I'm heading to BKK tomorrow and fancy a visit to Cherry Massage. Haven't been for a while. Does anyone have any comments, good or bad, on Su, BB, or Pat? Is the general line-up at Cherry better or worse than Mango if I just turn up and take my chances at, at 11am?

All suggestions or comments gratefully received. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Mouse1; 1515685]I'm heading to BKK tomorrow and fancy a visit to Cherry Massage. Haven't been for a while. Does anyone have any comments, good or bad, on Su, BB, or Pat? Is the general line-up at Cherry better or worse than Mango if I just turn up and take my chances at, at 11am?

All suggestions or comments gratefully received. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]I had a good session with Candy, but read my post in this thread that describes her generous size. Talked to Su briefly. According to her reputation she can be good. Based on what I saw, I'd like to do her. Saw Pat when I booked Candy. She didn't look very friendly, but looks can be deceiving. As I was leaving saw BB and Bow outside. Spoke briefly with both. Both had a, "Come back and see me next time, I'm more than you can handle" look on her face. BB has gotten good reviews. Bow is supposed to be the new PSE extraordinaire now than Apple is gone. I'd call and book in advance. Probably a small selection at 11am.

Many thanks. I did read your post: Candy sounded good fun but oddly enough I am planning to hook up with a rather generously sized lady a couple of days later, so I thought I would go for some variety! I'm sure it was an off day for Pat as the girls can't make a habit of glowering at potential customers. Think I'll probably go for BB based on looks, age and weight. Not that any of those are necessarily accurate.

BB looks exactly like the nonphotoshopped pictures on the website.

[QUOTE=Bangala;1515617]I prefer the not so famous places where the girls are quite new in the business, if you go with them a couple of times you get the same service as in the "famous" ones. I like The Pink Panther in soi 24/1, girls are really young, friendly and the rooms are among the cleanest in the business.[/QUOTE]Cute girls from (japanese) shops such as Pink Panther really get on the same PSE level as Tulip / Mango / etc after some repeat visits?

Which establishments best provide this service?

[QUOTE=Linkwray666; 1512173]Some recent posts here got me thinking about Eden, how great it was a few years ago and how much it sucked last time I was there (no hot girls, girls I chose had crap attitude and gave poor service). I was so disappointed last time there I said I would never go back. IMO Devil's Den in Pattaya was around 1000 times better than the lousy time I had at Eden this year.

Well, it looks like Eden is upping their game so maybe there is some hope for the old place after all.

First clue was the addition of Momay from Snow White and the pics on the Stickman site, then last night I took a look at the Eden website for the first time in nearly a year. In the past no pics of the girls were available but now they are finally showing some pics. A few of the girls look pretty damn good to me (well, compared to most other PSE Thai girls at least) and I am starting to think I may give Eden another chance next time I am in town.[/QUOTE]I posted about my recent-ish experience at Eden in the Bangkok forums a couple months ago if you want to check it out. I hadn't been to the "old eden" but I had a great time there when I went last year, girls aren't the best lookers, but the service was pretty high level, especially for the rather low flat rate price and they specifically tell you not to tip, flat rate only. Certainly worth the visit and one of the best experiences I had in the thai scene. Still was quite mechanical / scripted, but the girls started to get quite into it far mor than the script when we were about halfway through.

I believe the A+ girl I had was Som (she gave a different name at the time though, which I do not remember) the other girl she choose is not on the website, I think the majority of girls they have are not on the site. Som was a tiger in bed and really took care of business in making me happy and making sure the other girl was doing her duty. I'd say Som was among the top A taking girl I've ever had, real serious PSE style, frankly she was begging for me to do A to her and taking it like a porn chick and getting off on it as well.

Good choice. If chemistry match between you you will hav a great time! She is my favorite! Last May I gave her a Gilette mach 3 and shaved her pussy. But nowdays she has stopped shaving because she told me, it itched too much. But at least she keeps hair trimmed.

From what I can remember she is the only hairy thai girl I have ever seen.

[QUOTE=Francesco24;1515974]Cute girls from (japanese) shops such as Pink Panther really get on the same PSE level as Tulip / Mango / etc after some repeat visits?[/QUOTE]Yes, about 70% in my experience. I am old and not handsome but I speak few words of Thai and I am very kind to them. In Pink Panther and I suppose in other Japanese shops there are always new girls coming from Isan and recently from Laos. They don't really know what to do and they are eager to learn. So lets help them!

I often walk the alley between soi 11 and soi 13 which is full of massage shops but I never stopped because I am always in a hurry and I seldom saw an attractive lady.

But yesterday it was different, it was about 10 am when I saw this nice lady outside a shop called You and Me. Her name is Kelly. 26 years old no babies. She invited me inside, the place is very small and there are a couple of cubicle with a mat on the floor. Kelly has a beautiful body and she is very friendly. She does everything, I am not crazy about anal but I asked her and she said that it is possible but it depends on the size (for your info I was approved). We started fucking after BBBJ of course and she started to moan screaming "oh my buddha!" which made me laugh. Anyway I was in a hurry so I told her to stop faking because if she moans I can't concentrate and would take long time to come. She was completely silent and I finshed everything in about 20 minutes.

So if you are not the kind of man that likes to have dinner with a working girl or insist in trying to make her come but just want to enjoy a quick good fuck I suggest, if you are in the area, to go and see Kelly. She asked me 1500 and I paid but I am sure 1000 would be enough. She starts working at 9 am.

[QUOTE=Paul Kausch;1515696]I had a good session with Candy[/QUOTE]I found Candy to have the largest, loosest vagina I have ever experienced, and anally she was about as tight as an average girl is vaginally. You know the old euphamism "the little man in the boat"? Well, hers is a yacht.

She does have decent boobs I guess and a good attitude, and she tries hard to please.

I chose her based on the pics on the Cherry website, thought she was okay but would not repeat.

[QUOTE=Linkwray666; 1516208]I found Candy to have the largest, loosest vagina I have ever experienced, and anally she was about as tight as an average girl is vaginally. You know the old euphamism "the little man in the boat"? Well, hers is a yacht.

She does have decent boobs I guess and a good attitude, and she tries hard to please.

I chose her based on the pics on the Cherry website, thought she was okay but would not repeat.[/QUOTE]I certainly wouldn't say she was tight, but she was hardly the loosest lady I've been with. She's definitely not a petite young lady. She clearly has some mileage on her. I think she's for the guys who like big women. I like her happy, eager to please attitude.

[QUOTE=AsianBruce;1516024]Which establishments best provide this service?[/QUOTE]The only place you are guaranteed A is probably at Eden club. However just about any massage place soapy / oily whatever can provide it, if you want it you can simply ask for which girls will provide that service, its an obviously quite common request that is generally fulfilled, but usually isn't openly / directly offered and the customer must specifically request it. Like everything else a girl does, the quality is more dependent on her than on the location, it rarely costs extra as most places it is simply part of the overall price, but you can choose to do it or not in a session. Ok so in summary, simply ask for it before the session and it will be provided without issue. Most Thai girls are often happy enough to just get a customer and are willing to do whatever.

As with any type of p4p, if there is something you specifically want, make sure to discuss it with the lady before any transaction is made, this goes not just for Thailand, but anywhere.

On a side note, if A is really your thing. One of my friends did this at Eden and had a good time. He choose 2 girls from the A side, and just spent the 90 mins enjoying them that way. The girls were not particularly super happy about it, but a customer is better than none, and the the girls took care of themselves and each other to keep them happy during the session.

[QUOTE=AsianBruce;1516024]Anal Sex. Which establishments best provide this service?[/QUOTE]In addition to Eden, the big four: Tulip, Mango, Cherry Snow White. Not all girls are comfortable with it, but well over a half tend to be. Just ask for a show of hands as you're choosing from the lineup.

If they do A+, they'll do it well and allow multiple pops. In other places you might get promises upfront, but all sorts of excuses once in the room ("oh, you too big") , but no such problems in the above four.