Rio de Janeiro Reports

Kid Cisco:

First, the primary language of Brazil is not english. I use a translator by the largest internet company to get intel, which you should understand if you were a military man.

Take this item, for example, from hotforum.

[url]http://www.hotforum.com.br/forum_posts.asp?TID=13327&PN=70[/url]

Yesterday I was caught by surprise at the home of two friends who wanted fun, but without knowing where to go.

So I inquired about Mosaic. We set the bar toward the house, but we decided to check on a Balcony. As usual, many gringos and working girls (who only wanted the doletas) , then headed to the Mosaic.

What the brasileiro is saying is that those of you who are hanging out at Balcony or meia petaca (Mia P?) are missing the best Brazilian P4P.

This board is about men trying to get sex with women, right? Developing intel from the local sources is much better than listening to all the ISG board members debate which GDP was better 2 years ago.

So, you're a military man and you want to ask me to go see a bunch of your former military friends at Mia P so I can repeat the N word, which I guess is going to get a violent reaction of some sort? Well, I have two reactions. First, I was in the military as well, and my friends from my service have wiped the deck with lads from your service. Second, I am not interested in any type of confrontation with anyone on this board, which is about men trying to get sex with women. It was a translation. Get over it. You cite a board member associating the and-word with the KKK? Another board member does a translation that shows that it was not offensive.

As for writing in English, work on your own writing. Your posts are great, but very hard to read because of poor English.

All this storm in a jar is leading me to conclude that ISG is of little ongoing, current value except for Sperto's and Bubba Boy's reports. It would be better just to use hotforum, and learn to write in portoguese through a translator or through emailing a friendly administrator on that board.

I won't use the N word. It was not intentional. I am a minority too. I understand it can be offensive.

[QUOTE=Kid Cisco; 1281086]PatmarBeleza1,

I don't know were you were born are were you are from or were you have live in your life BUT as much as I wanted to keep and stay away from making any comment on this topic. BUT after I toured Germany and seen what have happen to the Jews over there when no one said anything so I couldn't keep quit on this topic.

BUT when I see someone like yourself that spent so much time writing post after post that many have enjoyed reading and I was going to post a thank you for your post BUT now I feel I need to teach you something about the word you seem to feel is NO big deal and we are just trivializing ourselves for your information the word you felt you needed to keep posting on here isn't a SLANG word but it is a RACIST term and it is a offensive word to many!

I agree with Poucolouco the Administrator which is the site owner Mr. Jackson have said time and time again this site / forum is for finding women for sex and this is a English speaking and reading site. This section is for Rio reports NOT for reading in Portuguese how to translate a RACIST word in Portuguese to a Racist word in English. You can keep trying to say it is a Slang word all you want to BUT there is a long long history of that "N" word being anything BUT a slang word.

Why on earth would you even think for a second anyone would care or would be interested to read what " those" guys debate or read or post a "racist " term on a Brazilian forum anyways?

Even after Ipanema Carioca told you UNLESS you are a member of the Klu Klux Klan otherwise don't use it! And you still felt the need to disrespect his post and repeated the "N" word. ? And Poucolouco felt it was offensive and I also feel and KNOW it is offensive! And guess what? For your info the word is offensive.

I tell you what if you still think it's no big deal and it isn't a racist word or a offensive word just go down to Mia P. In the afternoon there is from time to time a group of guys I known for decades live in Rio and some of them have served in my unit in the US Navy that would love to have a beer with you, you just need to go by there and say Yo "N" what's up?

So bottom line leave all the racist terms that is said and that you have found on those Brazilian forum on the Brazilian site and use English on this site (since it is a English ONLY site) and be respectful once someone tell you that they are and was offended. And don't try to ignore or dismiss their comments that is in it self is very insulting.

There is a section on here for Portuguese words and phrases. But this isn't it.

Now, let's get back to reporting about girls and were to find them in (English ).

Kid Cisco[/QUOTE]

If you go there 10 days in a row: you might lose your shirt.

They will be nice and sell you one half price.

Bubba Boy's own guide makes at least two references to Brazilian boards. There is nothing racist about taking a translation from one of those sites and attempting to relate it to an ongoing discussion on this board.

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2191-Bubba-Boy-s-Rio-Guide[/url]

Massage places close to 4x4, T65 etc.

There are 3 large commercial buildings close to Carioca Metro Station that have tons of massage places. *Massage* places tend to give a quick bang for a decent price. Again, you can find some real cuties here for less than R$ 100. Here is a list of some of the more popular permanent ones. Again Sperto's guide goes into better details, hence check it out at the end of this section. Normally open from 10am or so and close 8pm ish. Girls start to leave around 5pm, hence after this time you will only get to see some of the girls. No entrance fee and prices are fixed! Dudas and Bel Prazer are the best of the bunch. Girls at the prives may charge more for anal. R$30 to R$50 in Centro. All the following are located in Centro. They are listed in order of popularity according to the Brazilian boards (ie the highest number Test Drives)

The big 5: Definitely worth checking out while in Rio. A must! (Anal usually R$50 extra). Prices listed below may vary by R$10, prices just keep going up.

Bel Prazer (2517-0879) Av Rio Branco 185 Sala 2114. [url]http://www.belprazer.com/[/url] (R$110 60mins) Bellas Massagem (2215-4199) Av Rio Branco 185 Sala 725 [url]http://www.bellasmassagens.com/[/url] Duda (2517-1656) Av Rio Branco 156 Sala 3320 (R$85 40mins, R$115 60 mins)

Nova Massagem (2215-3553) – Casa 19. Rua the Conceição, no 19 [url]http://novamassagem.com/[/url] (same owners as Bel Prazer and same price)

Lokal Zen Av treze de Maio. 33. Sala 2414. [url]http://lokalzen.com/[/url] (R$100 60mins)

The entrance is off Travessa dos Poetas de calçada, you need to go to the second floor to catch the crappy old death trap elevators.

The rest:- Smaller places, worth a hunt. If you are in a hurry, probably just stick to the big 5 above. Aline Massagem (2215-5741) Av Almirante Barroso 6 Sala 305 [url]http://www.alinemassagens.com.br/[/url] Centro Star (2210-2833) Av Rio Branco 156 Sala 2622.

Feitiço Femino (2262-7702) Av Rio Branco 185 Sala 729 & Sala 1303 [url]http://www.amantesecia.com.br/veragencia.php?agencia=97[/url]

Centro Susy (2215-1960) Av Rio Branco 156 Sala 1839 Lots of girls. [url]http://www.centrosusy.com/[/url]

NB 1: For more info on these types of places see *Sperto's Excellent Centro Guide* at the end of this section.

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NB 2: There are tons of these types of prives in Rio. There are also some good ones at Tijuca (metro station – Saens Pena) , about a 15minute ride from Centro. See the Tijuca section for more details.

Down & Dirty in Rio De Janeiro – ***** Map style.

This site is maintained by local Brazilian punters. Once you have a bit of experience and can understand Portuguese, go and do a bit of adventuring yourself. [url]http://maps.google.com/?q=http://bitchmaps.com/rj[/url]

Guia net is a great local site all in Portuguese. [url]http://www.gpguia.net/[/url]

[QUOTE=Golfinho;1281159]You are being disingenuous, and sadly it appears to be entirely unintentional. Everyone born in the USA knows what this word means. As well as the implications. Wish it were not so, but that's the reality. In the world of Mark Twain, slavery was a reality, and with it came a vernacular that has passed into history. You can persist, and bear whatever consequences come your way, if not here, than elsewhere.[/QUOTE]

Mosaico is at the intersection of Rua Hilario Riberio and Rua Sotero dos Reis about 100 yards from Vila Mimosa. See the attached two pictures, one of the area, and the other of the front of Mosaico.

The ISG members who I thought were in Rio were Cartman and Bubba Boy, and you (Brasil Specialist) make 3. When I was in town, I had a meal with Cartman and went to Mosaico and VM with Jazzy Daddy.

Thanks for the insights about the Brazilian version of that word. As I've said again and again, I meant no offense by using the translation of that word. I'll be more careful with translators, but not so careful as not to post good intel when I have it. I also have a day job whereby I earn the do re mi to go to RJ, so I am not all that concerned about making perfect posts. This is a good board, any thing to the contrary is unintentional. Peace.

Even Jazzy Daddy was saying, the quality of the intel is weak because most board members are not in Rio. He was also saying the Brazilian boards are better for actionable intel.

[QUOTE=Brazil Specialist; 1281239]I am one of the two. Live in Copacabana. Who is the other one? Actually, there are always a few friends around. And I know a few guys live here and it might be interesting to meet up. Shoot me a PM. I think I have not met Bubba yet, have I. Let's meet!

Neguinha is a friendly term. Would only be offensive if the girl does not think she is a negra."Te adoro, neguinha. Você é maravilhosa".

The english N word is always a tad agressive, even when used between Blacks.

Please help me out. Where is Mosaico? Too lazy to search for it.

Translators are almost useless for slang, indecent language and the like. If anything, they give you a remote idea about the topic, but all with a grain of salt.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.hotforum.com.br/forum_posts.asp?TID=13327&PN=77[/url]

[url]http://www.hotforum.com.br/forum_posts.asp?TID=12241&PN=22[/url]

Here's a post about Vivien.

VIVIEN MORENA.

It arises in the hall, seems to have changed the haircut-; comes casually in jeans and shorts yellow blouse; is at ease, walking back and forth, until I attacked,"we will not do a show today? Not queue is O."Minutes later I was in the box: seventy dollars per half-hour Viviane.

At home (cabin) it takes away the shorts, displays the tiny thong that is like icing on a cake. The olive of the pie. She takes the lead and leads to the Canary cama. Deitada, she asks me to chupe. Atendo to the whims of the girl in the mouth and take that delicious pussy with piercing; suck so much that she is excited for real and says she will enjoy. And drenches lips! My turn: her methodological side-butt that stiff cock in batento of people. And Vivi is four: redemption! The smooth body, tanned and perfect; enjoyment out of it exploding in a bed sheet.

Recommended!

Who I wrote about here.

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2192-Rio-de-Janeiro-Reports&p=1277757#post1277757[/url]

[QUOTE=Brazil Specialist; 1281239]I am one of the two. Live in Copacabana. Who is the other one? Actually, there are always a few friends around. And I know a few guys live here and it might be interesting to meet up. Shoot me a PM. I think I have not met Bubba yet, have I. Let's meet!

Neguinha is a friendly term. Would only be offensive if the girl does not think she is a negra."Te adoro, neguinha. Você é maravilhosa".

The english N word is always a tad agressive, even when used between Blacks.

Please help me out. Where is Mosaico? Too lazy to search for it.

Translators are almost useless for slang, indecent language and the like. If anything, they give you a remote idea about the topic, but all with a grain of salt.[/QUOTE]

Below are translations of reviews of five girls that I wrote about. Raika, Vivien, Alisa, Flavia, and Naomi. My main point is that running around Rio with a little backpack, laptop, I used the intel from the Brazilian boards to make a list of my targets at Mosaico, I got in there, got their names, and when a name matched a good review, I went vamos. The Brazilian reviews were a very good predictor of performance, though terrible grammar.

My TDs.

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2192-Rio-de-Janeiro-Reports&p=1277758#post1277758[/url]

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2192-Rio-de-Janeiro-Reports&p=1277757#post1277757[/url]

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2192-Rio-de-Janeiro-Reports&p=1273691#post1273691[/url]

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2192-Rio-de-Janeiro-Reports&p=1271468#post1271468[/url]

Naomi.

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2192-Rio-de-Janeiro-Reports&p=1271175#post1271175[/url]

Source of the translations from below:

[url]http://www.hotforum.com.br/forum_posts.asp?TID=12241&PN=19[/url]

Vitoria After a long time did not go straight back in the Mosaic last Thursday. I liked what I saw: several hot working in the spa center until midnight and there to leave for an extension. I saw the silver of the house, which is currently my favorite Giovana (goddess) and Raica (increasingly hot and giving a show). Congratulations Victor and Co. For the squad, climate and organization of the house. Found to Vitoria (ex-502) , Blonde tall, with short hair and sexy, slender body, but all commensurate with the plump butt. She told me that started this week in Cancun. We chatted a bit and found that there was a mutual lust. Labeled program, we are dating a bit on the couch. Then she rose to go to the bathroom ahead of her. And when she returned, it was not long and up. I have sinned a room without bathroom. I take a shower and when I returned she was in bed peladinha. I could not resist and started to kiss and lick her whole body, and more love in her xotinha delicious. She moaned and trembled all: 1-0. In her turn, she also started well and loving gradually been increasing the pressure: I enjoyed the work oral girl (no cover). I asked for her ride and she said she would make her way (has attitude) was squatting and bounced back with good, very good to get it! D4 asked and she obeyed, beautiful sight. I was moderately pounding when I heard her speak: Mete, mete more. I punched stronger and she was shaking the water with his hand and moaning. She likes socação: ***** in the mood to do with taste. Then she set up, lots of kissing, sucking the breasts delicious (perky, small to medium) , more hot kisses, fingertip stroking her asshole (it seemed tight) and perva riding and rolling: naughty sweetheart! Condoms dried a little, but was in another room. Then she took off and made &8203; &8203; a quick and delicious 69. We end with a delicious PPMM many kisses, loving girlfriend! RECOMENDADÍSSIMA and will replay on Mosaic, of course. SUMMARY £ 90. 00 per half-hour. Oral without cover and with gentle pressure. Meteção in all styles, said he does not do anal, but wants to be initiated in the arts. If you take too long, I'll take the gourd from her ass!

VIVIEN.

Stunning brunette has tdzada and worthy of many repeated: sculptural body. 0 of feminine fat; bonita. Eu charming and had only half-hours (seventy dollars in the 2nd HF) , so we went.

Rainy weather and no queues at the Cabaret marking, in the room, she takes almost everything, getting to my request-only panties (The Vivi is professional without losing tenderness).

The piece is well behaved, the butt, that kiss as a sign of reverence, that is greedy and prancing; kiss her breasts, legs. Every durinha! Vivi calls me to bed, lets give some Snaps, but does not like to kiss, or do anal and do not want to enjoy it: no problem, Viviane! I was already warned.

Putting the four find your preferred position: "Go, take my ass"; several later shifted our position pro lado. Sinto that the time is up, so I put the goddess to suck me, as I masturbate: suddenly leave a trail of cum on the sheet: "Fuck!" she says, you enjoyed a lot! Hi, hi, hi, hi!

Thanks, Vivi!

FLAVIA GOES.

Speak this girl is a pleasure: now I know for quite some time, we double. Yesterday she wore a dress on a slinky lingerie preta. Peguei it in the hall, after the usual strip, and we are expecting the room to wander, in the embrace, the fun, without saying a word. Then came the turn: she excused pro cleanliness, but soon whit; kissed her neck, her breasts and was tasty with my fill of pussy was loira. Mas the footprint of your next magic moment: it is tight, and seems to fit Jeitinhho-I think she makes some sort of pompoarismo, and I did not realize (that horny!) Flavia I sucked on the nipple and cock (the mouth it is delicious!) and gave me ppmm and four.

It was a single half-hour (ninety dollars) , but enough that I enjoyed very much.

Thanks, Flavia!

ALICIA.

The girl wearing braces is nothing new there, as she whispered, but will every other day high-andão. Bem not ask for action as I did with Marcelle, Alicia is delicious!

I had not cooled the previous program, and mulherão attacked me with a 'let's make love?"You must think I'm easy, because it is ppp, I did not care on what he saw: beautiful young woman of dark skin and soft and white clothes hiding a summary black panties.

The traditional wait has been followed without words, but with much fun on the track (back, front. Given time, I took her to a corner and sat on the sofa while the cat, standing right in front, strutted and crouched, teasing me with skill, I longed to have her, feeling her perfume.

Our time had come when the loudspeaker announced "Alicia", quickly gained the stairs and the girl was just taking care of personal hygiene to enter the cabin and I toast to your body.

Alicia is not much kissing on the mouth, but enjoys affection throughout the body, offered his neck, her breasts reared, swung his foot, she signaled where I had to kiss me la. Eu quenched in his body, in a nice butt catch and kiss, while she sucked, nipples, in the wood, the neck.

There was a unique moment: she was playing to give me the Toba and when he realized that the business was getting serious, threw the question "How much you give me for my ass?" I replied that I was not prepared and I thought she was arregar, leaving the dock, but IT DOES NOT ARREGOU! And I continued that "semimetida" enough to hear her praise of a "bastard" and feel it encharcar. Veio Diva another request: "I suck for me to enjoy in your mouth? Come on, Alicia, that! Language and sent that sprout, which grew slowly to wet down the honey.

Alicia had not enjoyed even when we realize that the end of contracted time was near, then asked me to masturbate, and she came over, rubbing her pussy on my thigh to enjoy while I sucked on the nipple. And I enjoyed our flannel soaked while I felt my knee fuck her (that too!).

Repeat and recommend.

NAOMI.

Second TD pass (pomoção hotforum £ 70 half hours) with this mulatto woman who had already been twice. In a 4x4 and the second mosaic own so I started attending. Naomi is very friendly and good people alémd and a spectacle of a mulatto woman. Two years that I had not climbed with it and plumb before I come up with it has always treated me with kindness, is an example of how a girl should be behave in spa or nightclub. The Td was good as always. It ends up being one of my fuck of security. For a day when everything seemed to go wrong in the mosaic. Chupa very well ruffle some pressure and fucks without a will and determination to be even a little bureaucratic or mechanical. Must have dispocicao to face, does everything to please and succeeds, note 8. 5.

Viviane.

Already turned umazinha commitment to this goddess every time I go there; also been able, that corpixo!

Took me half-horinha and saciei!

She is super fine folks: do not choose cliiente, just accept it, and just says 'no' if you are busy (Not when I get near it're rolling!)

Closet, she by my side, I savor those breasts, those legs and that ass. Vivi rides, but I want the hand, to feel the carnal knowledge: no problem! And take sideways, until I ask her to be four (fucking hell, that girl!) Meto knack that the crack that I had prodded with his tongue until it grelinha assanhar, and Vivi is a chord of groans: there asks me to come, but I want Is METER, kkkkkk!

In cum, she does not want the water, but wants to see the naughty spitting: "You really enjoys."

I want is more, Vivi! Ah, Geba and friends, Sorry for not having commented on the resounding success that was the birthday of the beloved dj: people by the thief, Mc Cristiane ("easy to get caught") giving a straw talent, damn woman, Elisha and pissed that I did not commented, hi, hi, hi! It was bad, but I worked the whole weekend and not have accessed this aqui. Parabéns, Geba!

GABI AND RAICA.

More puleiro in a night! The Cabaret is shining a sweepstake!

Girls new arrivals, known girls, promised to fill the house. An air of perversion was around the house, Gabi, just a friend, was a turn in a white dress-shirt, but said between friends is not rolled (How is it?) Caused me and Gabi Geovanna reboladas with lap-that, Gabi, that! . I thought about doing a dirty threesome with her, but who would be the other? Let time pass.

We are across the hall, which promise to fill, and Raica is in front of us, including the game rolling, and the two kissing with lust, giving lips and tongues. Oh, there was a double, a beautiful homage to the Women's Day: Raica, light brown, stripper and flawless little body, and Gabi, beautiful black, the whole body stiff: those who refuse a double?

I take two suite and paid for half- hour (200. 00) is hot, even with air, and launched in bed; Raica, black panties and Gabi in white (our, our, oh if I get caught!) They take my clothes and undress for a quick shower, I got ready together and pro fight.

And the gong! It's pussy on my face, Raica is enjoying the blowjob with Gabi, Gabi is enjoying with the Raica suck, I suck her pussy and Gabi's Raica TOGETHER, I suck ass the brunette, while Gabi attacks ****. Is very slutty! On balance the two enjoy twice, but the moment was still to come apotheotic: Raica put aside, but the knack is too hard, soften it a little and left. Fucking hell! And look what she DOES NOT ANAL! Raica walked away, then settled; away, accommodating. Gabi sucked Raica, which gave me an anal FUCKING! FUCKING! Neither is used to release the backdoor, so it was so good.

In my time to come, both suck me, I take the condom and bathe them in the breasts of knack.

Look, I recommend!

Congratulations, girls and congratulations to all the Women's Day!

[QUOTE=PatmarBeleza1;1281250]Below are translations of reviews of five girls that I wrote about. Raika, Vivien, Alisa, Flavia, and Naomi. My main point is that running around Rio with a little backpack, laptop,[/QUOTE]Your method of only paying overnight at Barão is admirably creative.

Next time visit me in Copa. We should talk, Maybe I join you on one of your trips.

[QUOTE=PatmarBeleza1;1281250]I used the intel from the Brazilian boards to make a list of my targets at Mosaico, I got in there, got their names, and when a name matched a good review, I went vamos. The Brazilian reviews were a very good predictor of performance, though terrible grammar.[/QUOTE]What is terrible is the translation.

[QUOTE=PatmarBeleza1; 1281250]My TDs.

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2192-Rio-de-Janeiro-Reports&p=1277758#post1277758[/url]

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2192-Rio-de-Janeiro-Reports&p=1277757#post1277757[/url]

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2192-Rio-de-Janeiro-Reports&p=1273691#post1273691[/url]

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2192-Rio-de-Janeiro-Reports&p=1271468#post1271468[/url]

Naomi.

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2192-Rio-de-Janeiro-Reports&p=1271175#post1271175[/url]

Source of the translations from below:

[url]http://www.hotforum.com.br/forum_posts.asp?TID=12241&PN=19[/url][/QUOTE]This is important. Either quote the original or provide a link.

Otherwise the translation is just a joke.

If you want to have entertainment, buy some books on amazon on the title chinglish.

Hilarious, funny. Chinese translation into English.

"Grass hurts if you stand on my face" means: don't step on the grass.

Same as your translations. Funny, often totally impossible to understand. If there is a way to see the original, those who speak Portuguese can at least make some sense out of it.

[QUOTE=PatmarBeleza1;1281250]Vitoria After a long time did not go straight back in the Mosaic last Thursday. I liked what I saw: several hot working in the spa center until midnight and there to leave for an extension. I saw the silver of the house,[/QUOTE]Quite funny. I saw the silver of the house.

If you are aware that this is an obvious screw-up and find the original, ok. I found the original after your searching.

I found the gems of the house, the diamonds among the chaff.

Here I think is the link.

[url]http://www.hotforum.com.br/forum_posts.asp?TID=12241&KW=mosaico[/url]

+vitoria&PID=270818#270818.

[QUOTE=PatmarBeleza1; 1281250]which is currently my favorite Giovana (goddess) and Raica (increasingly hot and giving a show). Congratulations Victor and Co. For the squad, climate and organization of the house. Found to Vitoria (ex-502) , Blonde tall, with short hair and sexy, slender body, but all commensurate with the plump butt. She told me that started this week in Cancun. We chatted a bit and found that there was a mutual lust. Labeled program, we are dating a bit on the couch. Then she rose to go to the bathroom ahead of her. And when she returned, it was not long and up. I have sinned a room without bathroom.

[QUOTE=PatmarBeleza1; 1281250]She took a shower ahead of me. And after whe came back, we soon went upstairs. I had a room without a bath room.

Depois ela subiu pra ir adiantando o banho dela. E quando ela voltou, andão demorou muito e subimos.

Pequei um quarto sem banheiro. Fui tomar banho e quando voltei ela já estava peladinha na cama. Não resisti e comecei a beijar e lamber seu corpo todo e caprichei na xotinha deliciosa dela. Ela gemeu e se tremeu toda: 1 a 0.[/QUOTE]I take a shower and when I returned she was in bed peladinha. I could not resist and started to kiss and lick her whole body, and more love in her xotinha delicious. She moaned and trembled all: 1-0. In her turn, she also started well and loving gradually been increasing the pressure: I enjoyed the work oral girl (no cover). I asked for her ride and she said she would make her way (has attitude) was squatting and bounced back with good, very good to get it! D4 asked and she obeyed, beautiful sight. I was moderately pounding when I heard her speak: Mete, mete more. I punched stronger.

[QUOTE=PatmarBeleza1; 1281250]If you read with an open mind you might get the idea. Now if you are reading this with the idea that google does the translation right, you might think domestic violence is happening and you should call the police.

Soquei mais forte e ela ficou apertando o lençol com a mão e gemendo.

I fucked her harder and she grabbed the bed sheet with her hand, moaning.

The and word is the same thing. Get the gist that you were dealing with a dark skinned person, forget the rest of the translation.[/QUOTE]And she was shaking the water with his hand and moaning. She likes socação: * in the mood to do with taste.

[QUOTE=PatmarBeleza1; 1281250]Ela gosta de socação: puta com disposição que faz com gosto.

She likes to fuck hard: a * with good attitude who loves what she does[/QUOTE]Then she set up, lots of kissing, sucking the breasts delicious (perky, small to medium) , more hot kisses, fingertip stroking her asshole (it seemed tight) and perva riding and rolling: naughty sweetheart! Condoms dried a little, but was in another room. Then she took off and made &8203; &8203; a quick and delicious 69. We end with a delicious PPMM many kisses, loving girlfriend! RECOMENDADÍSSIMA and will replay on Mosaic, of course. SUMMARY £ 90. 00 per half-hour. Oral without cover and with gentle pressure. Meteção in all styles, said he does not do anal, but wants to be initiated in the arts. If you take too long, I'll take the gourd from her ass![/QUOTE]Se demorarem muito, eu tirarei o cabaço do cuzinho dela!

If others don't do it before me, I will be the one to break in her virgin ass, to break her ass' hymen.

I am not trying to make fun of you, just provide a way for us that speak Portuguese to read the real stuff instead of this funny hilarious translation. I don't think that google ever will be able to translate such funny language. You have to be a monger to understand this portuguese. It is meant to be funny, it is colloquial.

I suggest a rule. Don't write about Brazil, unless you are in Brazil.

Attached is a pic of a nice latina bunda in Tijuana, and I will leave it at that.

Poucolocu, Golfino, Kid Cisco, Sperto. I look forward to your pics and reports. Til I'm in Rio again, ciao.

[QUOTE=Eric Cartman; 1280066]Hit 502 tonight. Was a themed party / festa,"Dia das Noivas" which apparently is day of the brides. Meaning all the chicks were wearing white lingerie including white fishnet stockings yum yum!

Seriously there were 4-5 very doable chicks at 502 including 2 slim little white girls (one looking incredibly slutty) , a cute young morena (who previously I've seen rocking the schoolgirl outfit) , and one black chick with an absolutely killer slim bod (she was straddling some guy in the main boate, basically dry humping him for 15 minutes as he untied her panties and let his fingers do the walking).

R$20 entrada (including 3 beers or waters) , R$220 for a suite for 1 hour. What's not to like? Well, OK, the facilities. And the fact that whenever I come back, I have to throw my clothes directly in the washer since they reek of smoke. But with high quality talent and reasonable prices, it's not a bad deal.

Best part. I sit down in the Metro to wait for the train at 11. 30pm, and the guy next to me on the seats, who is cradling his head in his hands, just starts puking right on the floor between his legs, splattering all over his shoes. With my ninja-style reflexes, I escape without a splash and he just keeps blowing chow. Rock on you crazy diamond![/QUOTE]I thought no fuma in termas? Not true

QUESTION: for pure daytime people like me, is there any time at Mosaico? In other words, what time do they open? I understand they are right at Vila Mimosa? Like just a block away? So there always is the VM option nearby. Too bad that VM is too dirty even for my humble taste.

Just saw I screwed up some formatting in my prior post and now it is too late to fix it. So I repost here.

[QUOTE]I punched stronger.[/QUOTE]If you read with an open flexible mind you might get the idea. Now if you are reading this with the idea that Google does the translation right, you might think domestic violence is happening and you should call the police.

"Soquei mais forte" I fucked her harder.

[QUOTE]"And she was shaking the water with his hand and moaning."[/QUOTE]Hilarious. I pictured her hand taking his hand, shaking it while immersing it in a water bucket.

Had no idea what that could mean. Knowing the Portuguese text is immensely helpful.

"e ela ficou apertando o lençol com a mão e gemendo." and she squeezed the bed sheet with her hand, moaning.

The N-word is the same thing. Get the gist that you were dealing with a dark skinned person, forget the rest of the translation.

So please: whenever you post a translation, post the original, or a link to it.

[QUOTE=Auriflama;1281427]I thought no fuma in termas? Not true[/QUOTE]4x4 allows smoking in the back bar (down the corridor, up the stairs, away from the main boate).

MC allows smoking in the small room on the same floor as the main boate, behind the glass door, near the stairs.

L'Uomo lets dirty Italians smoke in the bathroom. At least, I always see dirty Italians smoking in the bathroom.

502 has 2 boates. One is large and filled with blaring funk, the other is quieter, and filled with smokers.

In all these places, cigarettes are allowed, nothing more (no cigars). It's against the law but nobody stops it.

Popped into 4x4 tonight and bikinis and thongs are back! Not everyone is wearing them, but now there is a nice mix of dresses, shorts, short shorts and bikini thongs.

Possible options for those who find Rio too expensive or just want to experiment with other cities.

[url]http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/16/2802898/american-seeks-right-for-additional.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Eric Cartman;1281766]L'Uomo lets dirty Italians smoke in the bathroom. At least, I always see dirty Italians smoking in the bathroom.[/QUOTE]LOL, what do you mean by dirty Italians? How do you know they are dirty?

[QUOTE=Mangera; 1282249]Possible options for those who find Rio too expensive or just want to experiment with other cities.

[url]http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/16/2802898/american-seeks-right-for-additional.html[/url][/QUOTE]Thanks for the article, the more flights to Rio the better. I happen to like American airlines because they have a non-stop from JFK to Rio at 9:25 pm, good time for me. I just recently searched for a flight to Rio and noticed I can use my miles for an American flight to Rio business class. But unfortunately I am short a few miles but American allows you to put the flight on hold for 5 days, so I have already put it on hold twice, once it expires you put it on hold again and again unless someone else grabs hold before you do, they seem to have only 1 seat available on my date. I am waiting for my next credit card to come in and add more miles to my balance in order to purchase it, a couple of more weeks.