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[QUOTE=Jetjo776]Okay so there is an expat site who has a section just chocked full of "Pro" escort ads, many claiming to be independent and 100% legit. All are in the range of 1, 500 aed per hour and higher.

What's the deal, are these fakes and scams? Obviously the pictures are typically professional quality, but that doesn't necessarily make it a fake. Back home, I used to sample from similar caliber fair, so it's not outside the realm of possibility that there could be that level of service here, or am I kidding myself?

And before anyone guffaws at the prices and my considering paying them. Here are the major benefits (assuming they aren't scams):

Incall. I can't bring home, and I'm constrained to in between meeting ST sessions, during normal business hours.

Quality. Obviously, if they are real, the quality seems superb in the looks department.

Incall location. Most advertise upscale accommodations, which means two things, it will likely be more convenient for me, and I won't have to dig through the depths of Bur Dubai and Diera.

Variety. As much as I dearly love our PRC girls, I feel like my second wife is Chinese, which is not exactly why I monger! I need some white girls. Brown girls. Black girls.!

Obvious downside is the cost, but if it's a once in awhile treat, between AMP visits, I can certainly bear that if the experience delivers.

So, anyone have any experience with these? Any cautionary tales? Anything?

I'm assuming (lazy to read rules) that I cannot post links as it's another website, but I'm sure most of you probably know about it anyway. And yes, I do realize that our beloved PRC girls can often times out perform the pros, and offer far better value for money. But damn, this one girl has an ass like POW, and tits like BAM, and that just looks damned enticing.

Thoughts? Am I going to have to TOFTT?

-Jetjo[/QUOTE]I'm sure that not all are fake, but MOST are.

If you do it smartly, you have nothing to lose by trying.

If what you get is not what you saw online, simply say there has been a misunderstanding and she is not the girl you want and then leave.

I don't think you need to pay money before confirming an appointment.

You pay them directly in cash.

Just be careful you use a phone number that cannot be easily traced to you or an email adress that is very private.

Scams. Other than the obvious bait and switch which will happen 90% of the time.

. Since you are on THEIR turf. Perfect opportunity for a hidden camera or two to be placed and then used to blackmail you later.

Or easier, a local guy claiming to be a cop barges in and marches you off to the ATM machine. I've heard of a few tales like that.

But this is a risky game anyway. Just bail if your instincts tell you soomething is not quite right.

If you do find any genuine ones, do report.

WB

[QUOTE=Mjolnir 213]Took some pics, and will take more tonight. Will post when I have time to edit. She was very photogenic!

WB[/QUOTE]Can't wait!

Had the pleasure of 2 ladies from the website you're citing, i think thats the one you are mentioning. One of them i know does have her own place and yes she's worth 1500. Even though my second session with here was even better, i just cant justify the 1500 more than once a year. we are spoilt by the cheaper options in the market, and these ladies are really for the inexperienced mongers who dont have the opportunity or the know how to do the leg work the more experienced mongers do in this forum. You rarely go wrong with these ladies, although reviews on this forum are rare.

The way i look at is without the poor experiences (like my trips to lucy's lately) i cant fully appreciate the good experiences.

stay safe

CM


[QUOTE=Jetjo776]Okay so there is an expat site who has a section just chocked full of "Pro" escort ads, many claiming to be independent and 100% legit. All are in the range of 1,500 aed per hour and higher.

What's the deal, are these fakes and scams? Obviously the pictures are typically professional quality, but that doesn't necessarily make it a fake. Back home, I used to sample from similar caliber fair, so it's not outside the realm of possibility that there could be that level of service here, or am I kidding myself?

And before anyone guffaws at the prices and my considering paying them - here are the major benefits (assuming they aren't scams):

Incall - I can't bring home, and I'm constrained to in between meeting ST sessions, during normal business hours.
Quality - Obviously, if they are real, the quality seems superb in the looks department.
Incall location - most advertise upscale accommodations, which means two things, it will likely be more convenient for me, and I won't have to dig through the depths of Bur Dubai and Diera.
Variety - As much as I dearly love our PRC girls, I feel like my second wife is Chinese, which is not exactly why I monger! I need some white girls.. brown girls.. black girls..!

Obvious downside is the cost, but if it's a once in awhile treat, between AMP visits, I can certainly bear that if the experience delivers.

So, anyone have any experience with these? Any cautionary tales? Anything?

I'm assuming (lazy to read rules) that I cannot post links as it's another website, but I'm sure most of you probably know about it anyway. And yes, I do realize that our beloved PRC girls can often times out perform the pros, and offer far better value for money... but damn, this one girl has an ass like POW, and tits like BAM, and that just looks damned enticing...

Thoughts? Am I going to have to TOFTT?

-Jetjo[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Horatio Kane]Mate, what was the damage?[/QUOTE]Hi HK,

AED 300 + AED 100 tip. Would have given a bigger tip but as I reported the service was not great.

Cheers,

Syncretist

Recently my accommodation had a visit from the LE apparently threatening action if visiting friends continued.

Obviously this will curtail much of my in call action so I need to consider an alternative. Would someone be kind enough to point me in the direction of where I can get telephone numbers for some of the AMPS in New Dubai i.e. MOE/Jumeria way.

If I cant get some new Dubs action I'll just have to keep going to AUH weekends but that gets a bit expensive over time

PM's also welcomed.

Thanks in advance

[QUOTE=Jetjo776]Thoughts? Am I going to have to TOFTT?-Jetjo[/QUOTE]Jetjo mate, life is all about TOFTT and then reporting on said experience.

Welcome to the world of the ninja.

[QUOTE=Topgunzz]Hi there,

Possible to share the contact details of this Wonder-girl?

Cheers![/QUOTE]Sure, google youmustbefuckingjoking and you'll find her no.

Pal, am still working out this site for myself. There are ninjas on here that I'd trust and many that I wouldn't. You fall within the latter camp. Dubai is the land of the fvcking retard. Why would I look to fvck my shit up, and that of some poor unsuspecting chick who is also her for the $$?

[QUOTE=Mjolnir 213]
...
I spotted the geeky PI with the big tits and I was determined to get her.
...

WB[/QUOTE]Great FR. What this forum is all about.

Good luck with the COG (cum on glasses) fantasy.

[QUOTE=Horatio Kane]In conclusion, 700 Dhs for a HJ may sound expensive, but then that would be the wrong way to look at it. She actually gave me one of the best massages I have had in Dubai (and I've had at least 1 a week for the last God knows how many years), and the Moroccan bath was also extremely enjoyable and very well executed with reasonable products. Thereby the HJ was exactly what it was billed at. I. E. An extra, for which in the circumstances I was very happy to receive, and like the massage and bath, was well executed. Therefore the 150 price for the HJ was I thought reasonable, and the total price of 700 for 2hrs of great pampering and relaxation with a HE representing money well spent.

On a final note, I am on the same page as the other mongers that are prepared to pay a premium for cleaner premises, nicer and more legit surroundings, no inconvenience of going to one of Dubai's armpits (read Deira/Karama/Barsha/Al Quoz etc) and less risk of LE/being busted/being compromised by friends/colleagues/loved ones. Furthermore I suspect (read hope) that the higher price tag will keep some of the less hygenic riff raff away.[/QUOTE]Fantastic post.

Great to see someone who understands that you get what you pay for.

Goes to show that you can't be too passive in this game - if you don't ask, you don't get!

There was an echo for the Shooter of the UK massage parlours of the 1980's, where you had the farcical illusion of legitimacy and the punter always had to propose the sexual component and the masseuse would feign astonishment before revealing the menu of services.

Hi,

I was completely out of scene for last 2 months.

yesterday went to karama Hotel.. parking is the big issue there. It was the first time that i was trying to make an entry there on weekend at 11:30. house packed. 75 Dhiram enterance with 1 drink. the floor was full of filli girls. took a complete round, the band was loud but ok. managed to grab a space with a short filli in front of enterence. (less than 5 feet. i am 6 feet 1 inch). mostly filli were 5 or 5.5. saw 3 girls . i will say they were 7 or 7.5 look wise. There was on infront of me. little chubby but face was cute and looks young. finally a girl entered in. still dont know her nationality (russian or East European) and she straightly walked to that cute girl. after 10 minutes of paitence, i finally walked to them. it was around 12:30.

I introduced myself and ask her how much and she said 700 Dhiram for night and i asked how much for your friend and she said same price. It was my bad day as i had to go empty hand.

the filli girl name was rose and the other girl name was princess (filli told me). i took the numbers. planning to try them tomorrow at noon hours.

but i am still shock.. Thursday night, a pair of girls (i rate them 6.5 to 7 atleast on look) are ready to go for 700 each. This is the normal price for RATSKY.. or i was looking so special :) ?

At last, a small request. the photo gallary is really getting dry. Guys please contribute something. i will try my best to post something on sunday.

MKH

Managed to finally get along to the new Lucy's location today, which I must say is probably more exposed that the last. It is directly on a very main road, so if you don't want to be compromised, you'd best park around the corner. There is however a 'To Let' sign on the outside which I thought was a pretty clever move as it gives a great alibi and shouldn't arouse suspicion from passers by.

Anyhow, deal is exactly the same. AED120 house and AED200 for the girls. They will try to negotiate as always but price is AED200. Pay more if you want but that's up to you.

Line up this time was below par. Probably 7 very average looking PRC rated from 4. 5-5. 5 top, with one 6.

I took a girl called Dodo (?) who was the best of the bad bunch. She was very shy and seemed less proficient than some of the girls on my previous visit. I was struggling for wood as I was hungover and poor Dodo wasn't that sharp and I just couldn't find my groove. That said, she gave a reasonable and enthusiastic BBBJ before a very disappointing fuck, if I'm completely honest. I tried to bang her K9 but she kept doing that annoying thing of arching her back upwards and pushing her ass down (rather than the opposite which is good). I call this 'presentation skill' and she scored 0 on this.

I flipped her into a few different positions trying to get a decent angle of attack (prompting numerous murmurings of "you're too big" etc etc [yawn]). I just about managed to cross the line just and gave her AED200 + AED40 tip because I felt guilty, although even as I write this I'm still not sure why.

Conclusion. Lucy's is great to scratch an itch, and AED320 for a bang is great value. Remember you're paying partly for the convenience of being able to drop in and out, so to speak. However, don't expect to be banging supermodels, and don't be expecting a life changing experience.

This is grass roots mongering.

[QUOTE=MKH]At last, a small request. the photo gallary is really getting dry. Guys please contribute something. i will try my best to post something on sunday.

MKH[/QUOTE]I agree. Mjolnir 213 was meant to post pics of a busty babe with glasses.

LOL

Thursday at work and I'm discussing the plans for the nights entertainment with a fellow work mate who has just started his bachelor status. We first discuss the merits of the African nightclub at the Montreal and I almost persuade him but his mind keeps flashing back to the encounter he had last year. The lady was a slightly more mature Russian lady with what he described as unfeasibly large breasts. He having previously spotted her in Rattlesnake and then arranged to meet her in Majestic for a night of entertainment. It was so good that he has constantly raised the subject of her and mentioned he would be seeing her again this Summer.

My persuasion didn't work so, after procuring a new sim card, he called her and arranged a meet that night. Again in the majestic for old times sake. We met up that night and after a few drinks and some food headed to the Majestic. After both checking in he awaited the arrival of his goddess. Constantly checking his phone for texts to ensure he didn't miss her. The call eventually arrived and he popped outside to escort her in.

He brought her to our table for introductions and oh my god she was big. Also a lot older than I had imagined. I knew he was partial to the bigger breasted but proportionately framed type of girl but this girl was enormous. Enormous breasts and an even more enormous body. I didn't sense any disappointment from him so assumed she must have been that size when they met and that that was the type that floated his boat. I left them to it and departed to Deira for it's Ethiopian delights.

On speaking to him this morning he admitted he was shocked at the amount of weight she had put-on during the year. Probably 4 or 5 stone, 70lbs or maybe 30Kgs for those who have gone metric. Even I haven't put on that much in that length of time. He also mentioned a drop in his own performance levels during the evening and blamed it on the Bromide in the antibiotics he was taking. I would suggest that the actual reason for his lack of libido was down to the vastness of his lady of the night.

Anyway, summer bachelors be warned that if you are thinking of rekindling those aquaintances from summers past you may not be fully prepared for the changes they may have experienced.

i have a few unexpected bachelor days (starting last night). but off to a bad start. dropped wildcat and kitten off to the airport in the evening, then spent ages driving around looking for a shop to buy a prepaid sim card for the new monger phone. finally found a du shop, got a new number, then drove to my office to pick up my well-hidden new monger phone i bought a few weeks ago. but it was so well-hidden i couldn't find the damn thing! i have a sneaky suspicion the cleaner "souvernired" it from the drawer where i left it - there's been a bit of theft in the offices recently. now i have to buy another phone.

i'll be joining wildcat overseas in a few days for several weeks summer break, after i wrap up a couple of work projects and recover from minor surgery to fix an old sports injury. she was going to stay here until i was ready to travel with her, to make sure i don't get up to any mischief, but she decided i cannot get into any mischief, because i have too much work to do plus i'm on crutches the next few days. no way a busy guy on crutches can find the time or inclination for mischief, right?

so last night around 1:00am, i found myself sprinting into nearby nelson's, on my crutches, to check out the scene. :d (i'm pretty speedy on the crutches after a few days practice).

never seen nelson's so busy before - it was jam-packed mainly with westerners dancing away to the recorded loud 'disco' music. i 'crutched' around through the crowd, doing a couple of laps, but only a few wgs there, and the obvious few wgs were already in deep committed relationships for the night with middle-aged drunk western guys who had obviously been there for many hours for after-work drinks.

there were a few nice africans, a few prc and a few cis - all taken. i hung around a little while looking for opportunities and checking the scene, but didn't like the fact it was so crowded with no room to move, with very loud crappy old music (and no pool table!), so i left empty-handed. as often happens, while i was heading to the carpark a handful of hot babes arrived. i'll check it out again soon. will throw the crutches by tomorrow.

too bad i don't have many of my old contact numbers to save time checking out the clubs. but like groinstrain said below, sometimes it's better not to have the old numbers.

____

amazing the things you learn on isg. after reading groinstrain's post below about his pal, i immediately googled the name of the post-op antibiotic i'm taking, to make sure it doesn't contain libido-killing bromide. luckily it doesn't!

libido is fine - i don't play in dubai clubs much anymore due to the short leash, but managed to enjoy a few orgies in london last week. highly recommended at around 400aed to 800aed each party. four hours of non-stop group sex and partying with more hot international girls than a guy can handle (filipina, portugese, spanish, brazilian, british). better value than dubai. must go again one day.

The Shooter set out for a night of debauchery but suddenly had a lust attack - an urgent need tom download his genetic material into any available female.

He called the Fili MP to see if they were still open at 11:30pm. They were - only 4 girls but that would have to suffice. Upon arrival he was very pleased by the line-up. dressed totally unalluringly in J&T's as usual but definite quality.

He selected Gracie, not the best looking but the most cheerful, joking with her comrades. 26-year-old from Manila. Up to the room. Upon disrobing the Shooter espied an excellent body. Firm soosoo of a highly respectable size combined with soft brown skin and a tiny arse. Luvverly.

Started with a massage of dubious quality. Then a bit of kissing & cuddling - the Shooter likes that, but she was reluctant to kiss. The she sat on the Shooter stomach to allow him to suckle her magnificent mammaries. Luvly jubbly. She pushed her ass back until it touched the Shooter's johnson. A delightful frisson of doubt as he wondered if she intended a bareback cowboy. No, not this time, she moved around and delivered a prolonged BJ pf decent quality. The Shooter turned her around for some 69. Sweet-tasting, shaven pussy, flapless in accordance with the architecture of the Fili pussy. Unfeasibly tiny ass. Great experience.

On to the fucking. SHIT A BRICK. The Shooter had forgotten his condoms so had to make do with the house condoms - Carex or some shit. Like wearing a sock. The Shooter did his best but no way can the 'moment of the clouds and the rain' occur in such circumstances. Off with the covering and on with the BJ / HJ. Mostly HJ unfortunately, but it did the trick, eventually.

In summary, not a true GFE but the potential is there. The Shooter took her number to pursue further research in the near future. As he left the best-looking chick stared at him as if say "why didn't you pick me, I'd have fucked your brains out". OK darling next time.

Dh300 up front plus dh100 tip.

Point of information: the Fili MP opens at 11am and closes at midnight.