[QUOTE=Poonhound69]It might not be a typo[/QUOTE]
You may be right. This is why I rarely eat chicken. All those artificial estrogens produces not only big [i]chicken[/i] breasts.
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[QUOTE=Poonhound69]It might not be a typo[/QUOTE]
You may be right. This is why I rarely eat chicken. All those artificial estrogens produces not only big [i]chicken[/i] breasts.
[QUOTE=Poonhound69]It might not be a typo
Originally Posted by The Shadow
But it still made me chuckle
I know this is a typo.
But it still made me chuckle
[Quote=Black Eyes]Then she sat on top of me, started kissing my tits[/quote][/QUOTE]Ha ha, that was something to chuckle about.
Just a typo, that's all.
Hey chaps.
Weekend was eventful. Kicked off with a visit to Lucy's in Jumeirah (FR below), followed by a trawl of a few WG bars and finally ending with a freebie (EK hostie) picked up in a bar. Bodes well for a good summer.
Just wanted to report back on a couple of the destinations this weekend:
Finally made it along to Marines bar in the Seaview and all I will say is what a dive! I know you boys like your Flippers but man this was a fucking freak show (and the only Flippers I saw were fucking RANK). It was busy, but dynamics were fucked with too many blokes and a very, very, very high proportion of the WG's being fat freak show types. My pals and I likened it to a Star Wars bar. Coupled with the fact that the a/c was clearly not working properly, and many of the freak shows were very very poor (read disgusting) African hookers, made this probably the worst WG bar I've ever been to in Dubai. I know I've not met any of you boys (knowingly anyway), but if this is the game which you're hunting then we're into different sports. Most of the girls made the pretty lame and below par women that I described at Lucy's (see FR below) look like fucking NY catwalk models. What a shithole!
On a brighter note, I also made it along at one point to Jules Bar. Now I have to say that compared to the Marines Bar, some of the women in here in comparison are like Hollywood porn stars and Playboy bunnies. That's not to say they were 100% (nowhere near in fact), but compared to Marines, the quality was infinitely better. A special mention too must go to one of the singers in the band who is probably the best looking Asian chick I have ever seen, with legs that I could happily stare at for the rest of my life. I would gladly pay a large amount of $$ to bang her.
On the accounting front, tentative enquires led to an opening price in Jules of AED1, 500 (ha, yeah right). I didn't bother to negotiate as I wasn't in the market as I couldn't be arsed (proved right by my picking up a hostie), and in Marines I didn't even bother conducting a survey as the women were so fucking disgusting I wouldn't pay them with milk bottle tops.
Happy hunting fuckers!
Have fun in PI WR :D
[QUOTE=Wicked Roger]Nice FR GS, shame you could not make it to the Philippines as your moral guidance counsellor was going to share the 3 Filis he had tonight in his bed while his Cebu favourite girl was out for a college function...the combined ages of the 3 slim Filis was only barely more than my own age...and your mate likes them chubby..well I agree whatever floats your boat and try not to look back.
Look forward GS to PI and those slim girls, get another passport, organise a business trip etc as there is a delightful slim 20 yo girl with your name on her pussy...never been licked before she met WR, or much else and will be coming back for extra lessons (skips class next week during the day - she is also at school) while the other Cebuana is in her classes...all next week
She needs extra tutition and you are the man :D not your mate let him get a limp one with the chubbies :D
Have fun and catch u soon
PS Real monger convention here..7 guys ISG I know all in Cebu now makes for interesting discussions about international relations[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Piper1]Ok WB/MJ213, I'm up for the challenge of the hunt. If I get the chance the next couple of nights and am lucky enough to find her, I'll give her a try. She looks and sounds worth it from your photo and reports. I like a bit of kinky milk play - hope she does too. :D[/QUOTE]
So I ended up at Seaview around midnight looking for the big-boobed Filipina recommended by WB. Alas, she wasn't there. I had her number with me as a back-up plan, compliments of another member who has enjoyed her company a few times (thanks mate), but I didn't call her, because I instantly fell in lust with a Chinese girl in Seaview who is the spitting image of Bjork, including the trademark Bjork pout as in the photo attached. I smiled and she came straight over.
Not a stunner, but it was great getting blown by and shagging the hell out of Bjork a couple of times over a few hours as she screamed, then getting a bone-cracking strong one-hour oily massage, before escorting her to the taxi rank outside my apartment block around 6:00am.
She was good fun, including at the bar. I flirted and joked with her for ages in the bar and bought her a couple of drinks while I played pool for a couple of hours, and she stuck as close to me as she could, acting cutesie-pie and hoping I would take her home, as I was one of the few guys remaining, and all the girls were hungry for a customer (a few even came up to Bjork and I at various times, offering a threesome). After a couple of hours of playing pool and flirting, I finally asked Bjork how much she wanted to come home with me. She knew it would have to be a reasonable offer, or she might risk losing her time investment in me. She offered a very reasonable 600AED all night. I agreed without bargaining, and off we went and had a Bjorkiful night of shagging. She even sang nicely. :)
I will be in Dubai in two weeks I'm up for the challenge of finding PI geek with big tits.
Hope I succeed
[QUOTE=Horatio Kane]Hey chaps.
Weekend was eventful. Kicked off with a visit to Lucy's in Jumeirah (FR below), followed by a trawl of a few WG bars and finally ending with a freebie (EK hostie) picked up in a bar. Bodes well for a good summer.
Just wanted to report back on a couple of the destinations this weekend:
Finally made it along to Marines bar in the Seaview and all I will say is what a dive! I know you boys like your Flippers but man this was a fucking freak show (and the only Flippers I saw were fucking RANK). It was busy, but dynamics were fucked with too many blokes and a very, very, very high proportion of the WG's being fat freak show types. My pals and I likened it to a Star Wars bar. Coupled with the fact that the a/c was clearly not working properly, and many of the freak shows were very very poor (read disgusting) African hookers, made this probably the worst WG bar I've ever been to in Dubai. I know I've not met any of you boys (knowingly anyway), but if this is the game which you're hunting then we're into different sports. Most of the girls made the pretty lame and below par women that I described at Lucy's (see FR below) look like fucking NY catwalk models. What a shithole!
On a brighter note, I also made it along at one point to Jules Bar. Now I have to say that compared to the Marines Bar, some of the women in here in comparison are like Hollywood porn stars and Playboy bunnies. That's not to say they were 100% (nowhere near in fact), but compared to Marines, the quality was infinitely better. A special mention too must go to one of the singers in the band who is probably the best looking Asian chick I have ever seen, with legs that I could happily stare at for the rest of my life. I would gladly pay a large amount of $$ to bang her.
On the accounting front, tentative enquires led to an opening price in Jules of AED1, 500 (ha, yeah right). I didn't bother to negotiate as I wasn't in the market as I couldn't be arsed (proved right by my picking up a hostie), and in Marines I didn't even bother conducting a survey as the women were so fucking disgusting I wouldn't pay them with milk bottle tops.
Happy hunting fuckers![/QUOTE]Haha!
Main reason I try to avoid weekends there.
The good ones have regulars so you need to go mid week to get the best out of that place. Lots of burger king girls, but a few gems if you look.
Jules bar had many lookers, however, the vibe in there was never right for me both times I visited recently.
Just did not feel comfortable.
Well done with the EK girl.
Must have been a REALLY rough bunch at seaview when you were there, because I never found as bad as you described.
And I don't take home mingers either.
WB
[QUOTE=Horatio Kane]Finally made it along to Marines bar in the Seaview and all I will say is what a dive! I know you boys like your Flippers but man this was a fucking freak show (and the only Flippers I saw were fucking RANK). It was busy, but dynamics were fucked with too many blokes and a very, very, very high proportion of the WG's being fat freak show types. My pals and I likened it to a Star Wars bar. Coupled with the fact that the a/c was clearly not working properly, and many of the freak shows were very very poor (read disgusting) African hookers, made this probably the worst WG bar I've ever been to in Dubai. Most of the girls made the pretty lame and below par. What a shithole![/QUOTE]On the whole I agree with you. I've been to Seaview a few times in the distant past (and again last night night for the first time in years, on a special mission for the big-boobed Filipina - see post below. But I usually avoid it like the plague for the same reasons you mention.
I rate Seaview at the bottom of my list of Dubai clubs, along with Jockeys Club at Panorama Hotel. Having said that, last night was a relatively quiet week night, which made it bearable. The aircon was fine, as it wasn't crowded. There were only about 15 guys, many of them only there to watch the famous band or to play pool. Maybe only 3 or 4 guys were on the hunt, and there were about 60 girls, so that meant a good ratio. But it was still slim-pickings - as you said, most girls were unattractive or downright ugly. Many were also very aggressive in their marketing - lots of grabbing as I walked past them or as they walked past me. Many of them coming uninvited and putting their arms around me as I watched the band at various times. I had to gently move them aside saying "No thanks". There were maybe 5-6 few cuties in the whole place.
I only decided not to leave immediately as Bjork look-alike caught my eye with her shy pouting smile and her cutesie short Bjork-type peasant dress (and she was cool enough not to market herself aggressively - she just made sure she kept in my line of vision nearby, until I finally signalled her to join me) and I settled into a few games of pool with a few guys and chatted/flirted with her.
Seaview officianados like 11Bravo, Barcrawler and others love the place (partly for the band), but they also advise to avoid it on the weekend due to the stifling crowds of guys. This applies to virtually all clubs in Dubai - AVOID on weekends!
As for the band, it has a loyal following, and it is still going strong. I was glad that they don't play as painfully loud as they did a few years ago (either that, or I've gone deaf since I last went there years ago) - the volume was still loud, but bearable. I remember taking close-up photos of the band in action a few years ago (some of which I posted on ISG) - they are a friendly bunch and happily posed for my shots while rockin' away. I admire their stamina working in those conditions 6 nights a week for many years. Last night they had genuine friendly smiles as they walked past me during break times, but they're looking a little tired nowadays. So would I if I had their job.
The Filipina contingent has grown a lot in the past few years. There was a very tall Filipina in her early 40s wearing a business pants-suit, with a short masculine haircut (maybe even an old ladyboy), walking around the club speaking to the Filipina girls in a serious manner. Looks like many of the Filipinas are controlled by her. Not a good vibe.
In sum, many guys still like Seaview, but I won't be back. Definitely avoid on weekends.
[QUOTE=Horatio Kane]On a brighter note, I also made it along at one point to Jules Bar. ...some of the women in here in comparison are like Hollywood porn stars and Playboy bunnies. ...I didn't bother to negotiate as I wasn't in the market as I couldn't be arsed (proved right by my picking up a hostie)[/QUOTE]Thanks for the reminder - I might try Jules Bar while I still have the chance. Usually some stunners there.
Also interested to hear about your hostie pick-up success.
On the day that it was reported that a transvestite had been spotted having sex with a dog in an English castle, the opportunity arose for a rare Thursday night of freedom in Dubai.
But where to go? In the past I have tended to avoid Thursdays. Too crowded, too smoky, less choice and entrance fees almost certain. But why waste an opportunity?
I’m finding it too much hassle to rush from venue to venue in search of greener pastures so decided I would check into a friendly hotel where guaranteed company is available on the premises.
So, staying on Dubai side, that really means Seaview, Panorama or Karama, not exactly destinations that are heavily promoted worldwide by the Tourism Board. Recent reports here and on Trip Advisor suggest the Karama Hotel is a bit run down (“Stay anywhere but here!, says one recent guest) but cheap and friendly. Sounds ideal. I find Asia Travels have rooms for Dh195 for a double. Sounds even better. So Karama it is.
I arrive around 5pm and park right outside at a meter, Dh2 for the hour, and check in.
Room basic, but ok and I head out for supplies. ATM is right on the doorstep as is a supermarket for water (only supplied in the deluxe room which costs another Dh50!), condoms and lube (not even supplied in the deluxe rooms).
On the way back I ask about parking. The hotel lot over the road is Dh10 a day. I’ve already spent Dh2 on the meter, so that would mean Dh12 in total. But now is it is gone 6pm; if I feed the meter Dh8 for another three hours, it’s free for the rest of the night and all day Friday. That’s a total of Dh10. Decision made! I’ve saved Dh2! I’m gonna be on a roll tonight…
I crash out for a couple of hours and wake at the Ratsky opening hour of 9pm. Shower, dress, and ten minutes later I’m checking out what the hotel has on offer. It’s a rabbit warren of venues. I start at the “pub”, partaking of the cheapest pint I’ve had for many a year.
Nothing to keep me there (totally male clientele) and I decide it’s time to head for Ratsky’s. But on the way, I am treated to a lightning tour of India, from the south, to Goa and the north. From Bollywood dancing to an all-girl rock group (albeit not Indian, but the audience was).
But Ratsky’s beckons. I wave my room key, but it’s Thursday night and Dh50 it is (drink included). It’s 10pm precisely and I reckon the club is about a quarter full (but that was before I realise how packed it could get later). I get my pint and perch at a table in the back bar.
A big guy with a couple of dreadlocks looks in my direction and heads towards me. Across his chest is emblazoned the words “Rastky Bouncer”. Nothing subtle there then. None of this euphemistic “security” crap. You’re in no doubt what he’s there for. He gives a big smile and shakes my hand. I briefly consider visiting Sheikh Rashid Hospital for an x-ray but all is well when I manage to pick up the pint again.
The place has started to fill up. In front of me is a group of three ladies, one of whom is dressed sparingly and has tattoos down her back. I normally concentrate on those who are less conspicuous in public, but then I remember I have only to wander across the small hotel foyer – even a sensitive soul like me can manage that walk of shame here.
But then my attention is diverted as a man stumbles by clutching seven fluffy animals. I spot a monkey, a teddy bear and a giraffe before he disappears into the crowd. WTF!?
I head off on safari, carefully retracing his steps and discover Fantasy World. Most apt for these surroundings. It’s a fairground machine where the punters waggle a joystick to control a crane in the hope of picking up one of the animals. Brilliant! What Ratsky marketing genius woke up one day and thought: “Our problem is we only attract clientele that lust after little Filis. What we really need is something for those who want a fluffy tiger.”
As I get there, a big animal lover decides the menagerie is not lying in an appropriate manner to enable the crane’s claws to extract a cute little koala bear he has set his eyes on. He gets hold of the machine and violently rocks it. The animals look worried. Shit! Where is Rastky Bouncer when he’s needed? A Fili intervenes and grabs the controls. She’s definitely not my type, but when I see the way she jerks the joystick back and forth and up and down, I think there might be possibilities.
But it’s time to start hunting. Close by, I’d been keeping an eye on a group of seven girls, and, in particular, on one of two wearing a dress, who seemed a little nervous, but whose face lit up when she smiled.
To cut the usual prowling, selecting, decision-making story to a minimum, it was getting seriously hot in the back bar. I did a few excursions around the club but it was difficult moving through the crowds and each time I ended up back near Fantasy World.
It’s now gone midnight. I exchange smiles with nervous girl and across she comes. It’s too noisy to discuss the menu but I find out her name’s Ashley, she’s only been in Dubai a few days, she wants Dh600 and I decide to take a chance. I refuse to pay up front, so she has to go back to her friends who vet me and give her the go-ahead.
It’s a fight through to the exit – I hate to think of a fire breaking out – but we make it through to reception. But then another battle begins.
“We only accept original ID.” Shit again. Ash only has a copy. But after some discussion it transpires that for Dh100 they can accept a copy. I am told that if I had booked straight with the hotel, a copy would have been ok. But as I booked with an agency (which saved Dh100) they need original, or the extra payment.
I can’t face going back into Ratsky’s, so pay up. “Would I like a receipt?” “Look,” I say, “I know I’m being ripped off. You know you’re ripping me off, so what difference does a receipt make?” The three guys give one of those slightly enigmatic smiles which manages to combine a bit of embarrassment with touches of victory and slight amusement, that only Keralites seems able to muster.
The Bell Boy gives us the honour of accompanying us to the room (keep loads of small notes in this place) and we’re in.
Ash sits on the bed and shows me her visa. She really did only arrive two days ago. She’s 25 and first time out of the Phillipines.
Suddenly I’m hungry. I realise I have not eaten since breakfast, some 16 hours earlier. Ah! Now, having stayed with me all this way, I can see you are interested at last! Well, seeing you ask, it was two Weetabix with cold milk and honey.
As we wait for food, I chat to try and make her relax. I let he use the phone a few times to call the family (she’s “serving drinks in a bar”) and she makes up with her father who didn’t want her coming to Dubai (I wonder why?). As regards her new job, she says she’s been primed by her friends what to do and she seems to be going through the list. “First you shower!”. “No, we shower together”.
She seems to think the only object is to get clean and thus begins the first of many lessons over the next few hours, some heeded, but other requiring much more time and patience than one night provides.
Suffice to say that, sweet girl though she was, I just couldn’t get the sexual chemistry working, so, when 6am arrives, I am happy to agree that she departs. I gave my last change to the room service, so can’t provide the taxi money which she’s obviously been primed to request; by way of compensation I give her a tube of Pringles (cheese flavour).
After a couple of hours kip, I head down for breakfast (included in the room price), determined to get good value. It’s a dismal dining room and the small, rather basic buffet, includes, somewhat incongruously, boiled vegetables. I reflect that I wish I could have been that hard during the night.
Back from 5 nights in dubai, stayed at the Ramada. Visited several venues
Panorama, Regal, Rattlesnake, Seaview, York and Music rooms.
Ramada - mainly lower quality but a few good 7s and really good service, by far the friendliest bar, girls chat without being pushy, even when you make it clear that there will be no deals. I spent time with Annie, Sally and Shi Shi from here and all 3 provide great gfe, bbbj, cim etc 500 - 600lt
York - breakglass, in case off emergency head here, dark dingy but abundance of ladies, prc, cis, african and now fillis, girls I took from here were more mechanical no bbbj or cim from either but reasonable service and provided morning shots as agreed 800lt asked 700 agreed (mental note to take torch next time,)
Seaview - Band still good, lots of prc and fliis, Had a few numbers of fillis but on seeing them just choked, they are really beautiful but tiny, i just could not bring myself to walk through hotel with girl looking same age as my 12 yr old daughter ( filli lovers do not take offence i know most of these girls are in their 20s so not suggesting any wrong doing, just not for me). took one of roxys girls, a little taller and 23, 500lt . turns out she is new and really showed, very shy, claimed never to have had daty almost created 2 holes in the mattress with her hands and covered her face with pillow as she came. a few positions but a bit timid, but really surprised me in the morning with a very soft prolonged bbbj cim, didnt expect it.
Music room - the music appears to have died- 10-15 people max on both occasions i went there.
Regal - 100dhs entry, and lots of cis attitude, not for me but a few lookers on show, just to unpredictable for me.
Rattle snake - Mainly cis, but a few prc and possibly coupe of fillis, some good lookers and not bad ratio 40m-60f, met a cis part timer that i had taken 4 years ago, shes put on about a stone, but all in the right places, 1000st but PSE,
out for meetings last night, stopped off at a few clubs on the way home:
rockwell american bar, capital hotel. 11:00pm to 11:01pm. it used to be full of fili semi-wgs and african wgs. now it's dead empty. stayed 3 miliseconds then stopped off at good ol' ...
rattlesnake club 1120pm to 1:00am - nice mix, some new faces, some old, some real stunners. chatted to a few girls. not tempted enough to take any numbers. left and ended up at ...
nelson's bar, media rotana hotel, 1:10am - 2:00am - finally, a few cis girls there. surprised to see an old 'friend' i first met at york about 5 years ago (i know her well, but not carnally - she's not my type). she tipped me off that tomorrow night there will be many girls, as it is 'ladies night'. that was my cue to go home for some much needed beauty sleep and think about visiting tomorrow night.
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dubai sleuth - nice report - good writing style, and you obviously spent some time on it (unlike me in this report). it has finally given you senior membership, after being a member of this forum for many years!
mjolinirwb213 - seems your reports are being moderated, appearing hours after you post them. you been naughty? ;) ps - what do you mean by being being 'used'?:[quote=mjolnir 213] mrs wb [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord125][CodeWord125][/url] me ... i cannot complain. nice to feel loved and not used[/quote]
Dubai Sleuth,
Good report. Earlier this year I stayed at Karama and you nailed the description to the T. Yes, it is a bit of a dump, and the first room I was offered had a bad smell. Soon changed to next door which was odour free. I had a similar time with Ratskys. The place doesn't really get going until the band come on at 11. Didn't have a problem with the walk of shame, or getting the girl back to the room, though I did have a security guard look suspicious and move towards us as we got into the lift. He was too slow though and we were gone before he managed to get even close.
I'll probably stay there again, even though the breakfast, as you said, was a bit dire. Not very impressed with that. Still, if you are at the Karama hotel for mongering, then the breakfast is extra. If it is good, then that's a bonus.
However, it's the low price and Ratskys that puts it high on the list for one night. I stayed there because I got into Dubai a day early. The following night I was in the Crowne Plaza Festival City, courtesy of a business partner. Much more upmarket. The girl recommended by Wicked Roger was much more upmarket as well. Swings and roundabouts. Good game !
Cheers,
Expatcat
Hi Dubai Sleuth,
Good FR. I was waiting for some real report on overall Karama Hotel scenario. You have covered almost all. Their "Standard Double" charges on their site is AED 300, so they made that by charging you extra 100 visa surcharge. If you are up to what Karama Hotel is meant for, still it is one of the best if you do not want to drive after drinking and do not want to move around in taxi in the traffic.
Suspicion about Ashley! I have had company of one cute nervous looking Ashley from York some time in May. She kept on calling me till couple of weeks back and she told me she is going back to Philippines and will be back only in October. Probably many Ashleys around!
MrQ
Hey Guys,
Was in Dubai last week and after a long time decided to try out Emma's house once again and the treats they serve up are really some of the best in Dubai. She sent me this stunning 21 yo Ukrainian chick with the looks and body of a gorgeous model. The crap part was that I was staying at Four Points Downtown which is normally very green but the girls need to have original passport with them. Earlier I have even had girls walk up without being bothered by security at all but this girl was stopped and she had nothing but a copy of the passport and security would not allow her up.
But she was so gorgeous that I could not let her go without any action so called up Emma and asked if I could use her place for an hour and she was more than happy to oblige so I took the girl and drove to Emma's place. This girl had excellent english and a great sense of humor also and she was really tickled by the fact that she has picked 'me' up and we are going back to her place. She was good in bed although not the best, but her looks made up for everything and she also had a great attitude. Will definitely take her for an LT the next time I am back in Dubai and if she is still there.
The last point being that I think Emma is one of the longest providers of awesome women in UAE and she was of course brought to fame by none other than the old king of Dubai JF. She must have some seriously powerful connections in Dubai that her business has not been touched for this long. I have been going there since 2003-4 at least and I am sure she has been around for longer.