If you need a reason. . .
Harvard has given the green light to mongering and / or wanking.
[URL]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/active/mens-health/11617397/An-orgasm-a-day-could-keep-prostate-cancer-at-bay.html[/URL]
License plates. How many Filipinos does it take to change a light bulb
In light of GE's interesting and for some relevant FR on the absurdity of the license plate situation where those wishing to work (and pay taxes) can't work for lack of a license plate etc this article was amusing (in truth it would be if the situation was not so incompetent and ridiculous).
As GE said, a person could end up selling a car with no plate maybe years after the car was purchased!
[URL]http://www.philstar.com/opinion/2015/05/24/1458111/editorial-changing-light-bulb[/URL]