Public Annoucement / Reminder to All Newbies
Just as a friendly monger reminder, this is exactly the reason you do not want to be going down to Sosua (or any mongering destination for that matter) and be falling in love with these chicas:
[QUOTE=Frannie;1179097]Glad you enjoyed your visit and sorry I missed you when you left. Later that day the two ladies who took you to the disco showed up knocking on my door and looking for you. I had to inform them that you had fled the country, and they were rather triste so I attempted to console them both with a threesome in your memory. I think they felt a bit better after a good therapy session, but they said something about coming back again today, so maybe they are not fully over you yet. I will do my best to stand in for you.[/QUOTE]A weaker (spirited) person would probably attempt to do bodily harm to themselves upon this discovery, especially if that person had been sending weekly or monthly "retainer fees" (Western Union) to said chica with whom he's discovered love all over again with.
Treat the game like Six Flags: You show up (Sosua) , ride the rides (chicas) , take pictures, and go home (to Sex Prison) happy and plan for the next outing. No need to send Six Flags (chicas in Sosua / the DR) a monthly stipend once you've left the theme park (via Western Union).
If you find yourself thinking otherwise and still believe you may have been bitten by a love bug, let the Temptations remind you that it's probably "Just My Imagination":
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT6kjQhVJ9Y[/url]
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