Jacked by Tijuana's finest, yet again
One of my faves, and I, left Las Pulgas about 11-ish last night. I was parked in the LP parking structure located between 6th and 7th on Madero.
We pulled out, turned south (it's a one-way street). I went to turn east on 8th and it was blocked. I had to continue south, right into the alcohol checkpoint they had set up. SHIT!!
They stopped me, I rolled down the window and this dick asked if I'd been drinking. I told him one beer (maybe a mistake). He just said to pull over to the left behind another car. Then some shaven-headed cocksucker made me get out of the car and started talking to me. I played dumb and told him I didn't speak much Spanish. So, in English he told me to hand over my license, car registration and keys. I had no choice, so I did. Then they made me stand in a line and wait to go into the trailer. These guys, while not rude, were certainly not friendly. There was no bribing my way out of this. They meant business.
I have to admit I was very, very nervous. This is the first time this has ever happened. Also, this is the very first time in Tijuana where I actually drove my car after going to a bar.
My turn came and they made me go up the stairs and sit at a little desk. Some slimy cocksucker in a blue shirt started asking questions. I played dumb again and he just said "Americano?" No shit, Sherlock. Then he put a tube into the portable breathalyzer and told me to exhale into it. I did, as slowly as I could, while he warned me not to stop.
The machine beeped. He looked at it and it said. 034. He looked a bit disappointed and told me, in a rather curt manner, that I was free to leave. Well, chinga tu pinche madre, cabron.
I collected my license, registration and keys from the uniformed lady at the front of the trailer, got into my car and left. On the way down Agua Caliente there was another checkpoint, but, thank God, they didn't stop me.
All this on a Thursday. Dayum.
Mr. Blue Shirt, if you're reading this, go suck striped donkey balls.
Rosarito 4th of July weekend.
Going to be here for 3 nights and was wondering if anyone has had any luck with the chicas. Are there any good strip clubs or brothels that are worth checking out? I will be staying at the RBH and may check out papas and beer and a few other popular bars, but I'm more interested in strip clubs. Are there any street walkers or places to find putas?