Jakarta

[QUOTE=Smoothy]If you are going for the fat, ugly ones, I don't think there's much need to use AFF. Just go to any bar and take one home. I'm sure they'd be more than happy to accomodate you. There's an old comedy bit by Andrew Dice Clay where he says "with diseases and women's attitudes today, sex is too much trouble". So his plan is to find the fattest, ugliest mutt in the bar and take her home. Some chick nobody else has even thought of fuckin'. He says that type of girl really appreciates the sex and will do anything to please you. And you have little to no chance of catching any disease.

I don't subscribe to that theory, but it's a theory.[/QUOTE]Great post, Smoothy. You may be right that the "plus-size" women are abundant out there (grin), but they are also very well represented on AFF – even in Indonesia.

I am not willing to post a photo of myself on AFF, so in the spirit of "do unto others", neither do I ask to see a photo of my prospective partners first. Not that it matters, as my story will make plain, but meeting women who are "living large" is one of the natural hazards of the AFF lifestyle.

I’m not sure which of lying about age or lying about weight is number-1 versus number-2, but while I don’t really care how old a woman is if she is well-turned-out, I damn-sure care how fat a woman is. So, yes I have met a 50-year-old woman pretending to be 34 who was hot enough that I invited her to my hotel room to do the deed. But I draw the line at giving the dick to a 100 kg woman pretending to be 100 pounds.

Which reminds me of an old joke: How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat? When she sits on your face and you can’t hear the stereo. (ba dum pum)

AFF has a profile question about body-type which includes desirable (for me) types like slim/petite, average and athletic. Also one border-line type called "a little extra padding", and two out-of-bounds types (again, out-of-bounds only for me) called ample and large. It turns out they need two other types called "I’m a total hog" and "I’m bigger than a fucking whale", because I have met women at least that size who must not have answered correctly, since ample and large didn’t really do justice to their great-round-mound shapes.

Although I "also" don’t subscribe to Smoothy’s theory (see his quoted message above), I know there are a fair-few fella’s who believe that "the bigger the cushion, then the better the pushin", so I offer a straight-up tip for the chubby-chasers among the readers here. The tip is that there are many plus-size women on AFF. Lots of them say they are heavy quite honestly, and the larger ladies often also have large sex-drives. Here is an example, with verbatim language from a profile of a lady who contacted me just last week. No, I didn’t do the deed with her, guys! But as you can see, she is ready and willing if YOU want to go for it. Her handle says "sweet, sexy, passionate, exotic bit**", and her profile includes pictures of some disturbingly large breasts, queen-size pillows really, as well as a naked shot of her shaved slit with a dildo inserted in her ass. Read all about it below, with original typo's left unchanged.

BEGIN QUOTE: "I m a horny woman I m big in size and I m not ashamed of that I have big boops big round ass I have a exotic sweet face I love to have fun go crazy sometimes I love to suck the dick lick the balls I love long foreplays lots of kissing licking and sucking and fingering I love to be fucked doggy style while you spank my ass and call me real dirty names my fantasy is to be blindfolded tied and helpless so you guys out there if interested just mail me wi will respond.

Looking for a guy a lover shorterm onenightstand longterm is ok who is nice sweet kind romantic and don't mind big girls who likes to have fun who likes big sexy sluts like me funny a guy who can accept my body size and who don't care as long as we both have fun and go wild love lots of foreplay before penetration lets have fun to the utmost go out for lunches and cofee sumtimes hot wild sex I like ffm I wanna try mmf please mail me I will respond to you. " END QUOTE:

Why do I say that even checking their pictures doesn’t ensure that you won’t meet the BBW’s? Because one woman I met had a lovely, full-face shot with an athletic-looking bare upper arm showing on her profile. Turns out the picture was really her, but a version of her dating back 35 kg earlier. A second woman I met sent me a stunning picture of a fox in a leather dress (not really my thing, but it still looked hot). Then a different woman than the photo turned up wearing a jilbab (I am dead serious) and sporting maybe 50 kg more than her ideal weight of 50 kg. There is more to "this" story, but I will save that for some other posting.

Which reminds me of another old joke: How do you fuck a fat chick? Just roll her flour and look for the wet spot. (loud groaning: ok, sorry, no more jokes then)

I have a couple more "tricked into meeting the actually-a-tubbo" stories, but maybe I had best save them for another post, since this message is overlong already. To close though, two points. First point, there are definitely many excellent, hot and sexy women on AFF Indonesia. Don’t worry, they are not all BBW’s. I had the rare treat of fucking three different ones yesterday who I would be willing to pay if I met them in a hooker-bar (that’s right, I’m bragging. Wouldn’t you be? ).

Second (and the main) point of this "chubby chaser" posting is that there are also many plus-size women on AFF Indonesia, they are mostly freebies, and they seem to be relatively easier to score with if livin’ large is your thing. It's not mine, but if you like to indulge, then please treat these ladies-looking-for-love nicely also, guys. At least offer to pay their taxi (the real cab-fare, not a euphemism for paying for sex).

Over the past few months much of my poon-chasing energy has shifted to the (amateur) women looking for sex on AFF. But that has more to do with not being able to afford to taste all the pussy I want on my never-enough poontang budget. Certainly nothing wrong with the sweet strumpets selling booty in the many places commented on so many times in this forum. AFF supplements my habit considerably (thank goodness), but I can't say that I have cut back much on spending for working girls.

I am less adventurous than some on this board, so I prefer the hotel hooker-bars to places like Jalan Jaksa, Stadium and TC. One of my favorite spots for take-away remains BATS at the ShangriLa. And even though there are definitely ladies looking for serious money there, it is still possible to find attractive and enthusiastic partners for 500k rupiah without too much trouble. Two better-than-average sweet-hearts that entertained me last month (different nights: not a 3-some, sadly) were called Nadia and Fatmawati.

Nadia is at BATS most nights and is relatively tall for a Javanese woman. Claims mid-20’s, and that may be right as she has a wonderful pair of soft and shapely breasts, probably a generous see-cup. Trimmed beaver, pretty face, and a fun and friendly partner, but she has trouble staying wet. Do an extended muff-dive (worked for me the first time) or plan to have some lubricant (second and third times, when I called her to come straight to my hotel), and you will still have a good time with Nadia. She is an educated lady and has a full-time sales job during the day now, but she has done the circuit, working in Singapore, HongKong and so on. Interestingly she prefers the bar at the Hyatt in Singapore, and won’t work Orchard Towers.

Fatma is a late-20's gym-bunny who belongs to Celebrity Fitness and hits the gym for several hours virtually every day. Dark-brown skin and an unconventionally attractive face. Flat as an airport runway, though she has lovely, sensitive nipples. Fatma has strikingly hot-looking legs, the sort of ass you might expect from so much investment in aerobics, and killer abs. She likes to drink hard, she fucks like the energizer bunny, and gave me a total GFE. I hadn’t seen her in BATS before, nor have I looked for her there since, because I thought to collect her phone number for repeat engagements without BATS benefiting from our cover charges.

Both ladies accepted 500k with a kiss and without discussion, and neither mentioned price before coming back to my hotel and rocking my world. I highly recommend both of these sweeties, gentlemen and you know exactly where to find them. Indonesia is so excellent!

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It's interesting that Morepoonhound mentions Celebrity Fitness in connection with his "girlfriend" from BATS; if she is regular there (there are 4 or 5 in Jakarta) then for sure she must have some "boyfriend" benefactor who is paying her regularly as it's unlikely she would be able/willing to fund membership on "only" 500k a session even if she was doing it every night.

This makes Celebrity Fitness centres, in my view, a good hunting ground for more upmarket girls. A lot of girls who go there (I'm thing mainly of eX) do so as much for posing and looking out for men to throw money at them as they do to keep fit though of course these activities are not unrelated.

Approaching girls there requires a more subtle approach than, for example, Atrium mall! I've had one (very good) girl from eX Celebrity Fitness in maybe 4 or 5 attempts by hanging around in the entrance area pretending I was waiting for someone and asking girls coming out if they had seen my (imaginary) friend inside. Pathetic I know: but it worked (20% of the time anyway)

[QUOTE=Rgbburn]I went to the Block M bars same evening. Had great trouble explaining to the (several) taxi drivers where I wanted to go. Block M they understood, they want to take me to the mall. I explain girlie bars, Top Gun, D's place. I make drinking sign with my hand, draw hourglass figure, say cewek. .........At one point one of the taxi drivers at the mall called over several other drivers, and we went around for several minutes on this. Finally one taxi driver spoke english with me and we figured it out.[/QUOTE]HAH, exactly what happened to me as well. Twice. :( Finally I just kept one of the business cards from Top Gun (aint married and don't care what others think I do for travel) for future reference.

Hmm it's fun buying pitchers of beer and have 3-5 girls there just baby you and drink with you.

[QUOTE=Bulai69]It's interesting that Morepoonhound mentions Celebrity Fitness in connection with his "girlfriend" from BATS; if she is regular there (there are 4 or 5 in Jakarta) then for sure she must have some "boyfriend" benefactor who is paying her regularly as it's unlikely she would be able/willing to fund membership on "only" 500k a session even if she was doing it every night.

This makes Celebrity Fitness centres, in my view, a good hunting ground for more upmarket girls. A lot of girls who go there (I'm thing mainly of eX) do so as much for posing and looking out for men to throw money at them as they do to keep fit though of course these activities are not unrelated.

Approaching girls there requires a more subtle approach than, for example, Atrium mall! I've had one (very good) girl from eX Celebrity Fitness in maybe 4 or 5 attempts by hanging around in the entrance area pretending I was waiting for someone and asking girls coming out if they had seen my (imaginary) friend inside. Pathetic I know: but it worked (20% of the time anyway)[/QUOTE]Bulai69,

I stand in awe. Here I am searching the line-up for women with athletic bodies (my favourite), in BATS or D’s Place or similar, and my hit-rate is maybe 1 in 20 on a good night and more like 1 in 40. You on the other hand, go straight to the source. Even if only half the women coming out of the gym have tight bodies, with your 1 in 5 success-rate, you are still working much better odds. You sir, are a hard-core hunter.

About eX, for those less familiar with Jakarta, Bulai is describing the Celebrity Fitness (CF) outlet at the extension (eX) mall attached to Plaza Indonesia. I haven’t mastered the art of the mall-hunt (yet – grin), but for sure eX has got heavy female traffic because of all the shops and restaurants. So waiting outside the CF entrance in the eX mall sounds like a strategy with good potential for straight mall-hunting as well as for the gym-bunny possibilities.

On whether a lady needs a sugar-daddy to afford CF membership, I think that is debateable because of what I just learned from another gym-bunny who fucked me almost senseless earlier this week. This is an amateur I found on AFF. 29 years old, and a single school-teacher living with her parents, who gets off work at 4, met me at 5 (I don’t get off so early – smile), and was naked by 5:10. Well, not "totally" naked. By 5:10 she had her panties off, her be-cup bra unhooked, her skirt up around her waist and my mouth fastened firmly on her well-trimmed and deliciously plump labia. It was probably more like 5:45 before she was "totally" naked, and she left a remarkably big wet patch on the chair in my hotel-room where we first got to know each other. The next guest better put down a towel (grin again). But I digress, so back to what I learned about CF.

Lia belongs to a CF outlet in South Jakarta and she spends 3 hours there after work, doing salsa or hip-hop dancing aerobics classes, on days when she isn’t doing horizontal bone-dancing with a fuck-buddy. We had time to talk during the 3+ hours she stayed and she really only has two hobbies. Working-out and fucking (Yay! ). She pays around 400k rupiah per month for her membership, but it turns out there are memberships from as low as 250k (no towels and shower at home) and ranging up to 900k per month (probably the sugar-daddy funded option).

So here is a tip for anyone with a short-term horizon, and thick enough skin to resist the relentless hard-sell of the CF staff. CF offers a 1-week free-trial, so if you find too many fellow poon-hunters crowding the entrance as a result of Bulai69’s great suggestion, you can move in to the gym itself to check out an aerobics class full of bunnies in full bounce.

Be careful in the shower if you join CF though. By reputation, CF is famously popular with gays. If you think about it, the presence of all those dick-smokers is another reason why you may do well to hunt there. Not much chance that the gays are going to be hitting on the gym-bunnies, so less (male) competition for you. My tip for all of you is that women who like to dance are usually enthusiastic about riding a dick as well. Bulai69 has told you where to go already, so please write and tell us all about your success stories.

[QUOTE=Morepoonhound]
Second (and the main) point of this "chubby chaser" posting is that there are also many plus-size women on AFF Indonesia, they are mostly freebies, and they seem to be relatively easier to score with if livin’ large is your thing. It's not mine, but if you like to indulge, then please treat these ladies-looking-for-love nicely also, guys. At least offer to pay their taxi (the real cab-fare, not a euphemism for paying for sex).[/QUOTE]

Spot on Morepoonhound, sums up my experiences on AFF so far to a tee. That place is heaving with seriously large nymphomaniacs! Yes I've made contact with a couple of regular sized ladies, some of which I am following up but I have to say for the most part the girls are supersized deluxe and they're not slow telling you how they want it. Who knew Jakarta was coming down (literally) with so many chubby (putting it mildly) sex fiends?

I have been promised all sorts of wild sex, you name your perversion they are up for it, with photos to prove it, but man I just can't bring myself to do it, I feel tempted but then I take another look at the pictures and I realise I could never go through with it.

As regards the payment option in my experience these girls might ask for taxi money if they're coming from Bekasi or Depok but by and large(sic) they just want the sex and the wilder the better. So if jumbo size sex is what you're into then AFF is your place to be.

[QUOTE=Dorman]Spot on Morepoonhound, sums up my experiences on AFF so far to a tee. That place is heaving with seriously large nymphomaniacs! Yes I've made contact with a couple of regular sized ladies, some of which I am following up but I have to say for the most part the girls are supersized deluxe and they're not slow telling you how they want it. Who knew Jakarta was coming down (literally) with so many chubby (putting it mildly) sex fiends?

I have been promised all sorts of wild sex, you name your perversion they are up for it, with photos to prove it, but man I just can't bring myself to do it, I feel tempted but then I take another look at the pictures and I realise I could never go through with it.

As regards the payment option in my experience these girls might ask for taxi money if they're coming from Bekasi or Depok but by and large(sic) they just want the sex and the wilder the better. So if jumbo size sex is what you're into then AFF is your place to be.[/QUOTE]Ah, dorman I laughed my ass off when I read your post. Been there (have not) done that. I was flat-out horrified by the size of one lady that it sounds like you have at least corresponded with. Conclusion: I ain’t sticking my harpoon in that. Oh my word! And the word i’m thinking of is whale, biiiig fucking whale. And with tits the size of an elephant!

So here is my story. Absolutely true because you can’t make stuff that is this frightening up, unless maybe you are stephen king. It may help to explain that there are a few features of aff that let you know someone is checking you out. One of these is the "who viewed you" log, and another is the "hotlist" feature. I use the hotlist to flag women whose profiles I am interested in for later contact, but evidently the fatties use the hotlist feature as an attempt to flirt with men they want to hear from.

One woman who features bum-slapping very prominently all over her profile (did she frighten you, too dorman? ) hotlisted me, and then viewed me daily for the better part of a week when I didn’t respond to her hotlist. Finally, she sent me an email full of really nasty things that she wanted to do to me and with me and to herself and with herself and (well, you get the picture).

When I checked out her profile, it was 5-star kinky while I top-out more around 2-star kinky. I draw the line at eating pussy and ffm three-somes. No bondage, no s&m, no role-playing, definitely no [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord119][CodeWord119][/url], no rimming, and on the couple of occasions when I ventured up to eden in Bangkok (thai travellers will be familiar), I didn’t make use of any of the toys on offer, other than the pussies, mouths and nipples, of course (grin). So against my better judgement, I wrote back to this woman and we exchanged several emails. To my surprise, she wrote well and sounded intelligent enough to be interesting.

One more warning sign was that for body-type, ms bum-slapper checked the "a little extra padding" box. Silly me, I assumed that a little extra padding would be on the order of 10 kg for an average sized woman, or maybe 15 kg for a tall (say 1. 75 m) woman like this lady claimed to be. I can live with that. It’s not my favourite type of female body, but so long as the lady is chubby rather than fat, I can still do her with a "chubby" of my own, using the school-boy euphemism for an erection.

As our story continues, I agreed to meet this queen of kink one night after a business dinner, around 10 pm. The up-side was that 10 is too late to attract most of the "good" girls from aff to start a date, and I figured if she was too terrible, then bats would be just warming up if I needed to punt on the freebie and score some professional-poon. The down-side was that at 10 pm the mall nearby my hotel is closed, so little choice but to meet in the hotel lobby and go straight to my room. Hmmmm. Danger, danger!

When I called her to confirm, just before I started my dinner function, she asked "do you want me to bring my toys? " what toys, I wanted to know. "oh, I have hand-cuffs and blind-fold and anal-beads, butt-plugs, dildos and a bullet. And I have chocolate body frosting". What the fuck! I should have guessed then when I learned that she likes toys with high calorie counts. Instead I said "the only toys I need are pussy-mu and nipples-mu, but knock yourself out, bring whatever you like for yourself. "

I hadn’t seen her photo. I explained in an earlier posting here, why that’s practically useless as a screening device anyway, and worst case you waste a little time on a meeting before saying "tidak terima-kasih" (no thank you). So she described what she would be wearing – a bright red top and black stretch pants.

She sms’d me from the taxi when she was near the hotel, and to my horror, when I reached the lobby to meet her, I ran into a former colleague who was waiting in the lobby for some friends to come down so they could go out drinking. Since that was a disaster in the making, I quickly zipped out to the taxi stand and crossed my fingers hoping that my "date" would turn up and I could sneak her in the back entrance before my "friends" trooped out the front. I’m a healthy guy, but this was not good for my blood pressure.

Oh my goodness! When she launched herself out of the taxi, the vehicle moved up about a good 10 inches. She was as big as a fucking house. I would guess 120 or maybe 130 kg easily. There should be a law against women her size wearing red. Much less stretch-pants! As she waddled towards me with that side-to-side rolling motion really fat people walk with, my blood pressure went to near heart-attack. The only saving grace was that if anyone saw me with her, there was no way they would think I was up to no good. Who on earth would fuck a woman that size. I mean really!

I quickly calculated the odds of a scene if I dumped her on first meeting, right there at the taxi-stand. I concluded that since she is so kinky, she would probably be loud and ugly about it. Oh yeah, I should mention that she was plenty ugly even with her mouth shut. I nearly swore off my poon habit right there. Hugely fat and truly ugly is not a good combination, gentlemen. In case any of you were wondering.

So I did the cowardly thing and said, "nice to meet you. Cepat, cepat, we have to go around the back way, karena barangkali my friends will see me. " and I snuck through the staff entrance and took her up to my room in the service lift, wondering how in the hell I get myself into these things.

Once in the room, I immediately said "look, I want to be straight with you. You are not my type, and I don’t want to have sex with you". Yes, I actually said those words to a female who was horny and in my hotel room (grin). Then, reverting to coward, "you write so well that I think we can still have an interesting conversation though. Mau minum? (would you like a drink? ). "

Yes, she did, and fortunately I buy orange juice by the litre at a mini-mart to stock my room refrigerator, or she would have cost me a fortune in mini-bar charges the way she drank. She must have drained 3 sizeable glasses of orange juice before I cut her off with "why not you finish your drink, and I will take you back downstairs now. "

We could have fun laughing about the stories she told me, between big gulps of juice. But I don’t want to spoil "all" the surprises for any chubby-chasers reading this who think she sounds like just their type (grin again). I will simply say that she is full of drama, and most of her stories involve more than one man at a time, and her taking it up the ass (just imagine the size of that ass. Yuck! )

That’s not all folks. After packing her safely off (I gave her 200k taxi fare just because I was so grateful to be rid of her whalishness), I headed to bats and had a very pedestrian fuck from a skinny-as-a-rail (can you blame me) lady called susie. Not recommended, but bats isn’t the point of this story anyway. The point is that at 2 am, my simpati beeped an incoming message. Since I was still awake on the tail-end of susie (pun intended), I read the sms. Of course it was from my fat not-friend, saying "i just wrote you an email, please check".

I left the email for morning, expecting to see "thank you for being such a gentleman". Instead, I was astounded to read a full-page worth of scolding and anger along the lines of "you broke your promise. I was so horny and I was counting on having fun. But you broke your promise to enjoy with me. Yadda yadda yadda. "

So gentlemen, dorman is right. If super-sized deluxe sex-fiends are your thing, sign right up for aff. By the way, dorman, mangga, pak mike, mandiri and I (have I left anyone out? ) already have dibs on the slim/petite and athletic women on aff indonesia, of which there are actually plenty, truth be told. But if bbw’s are your thing fellas, sink your harpoon into one of these whales and then be sure to tell us all the story, right here.

Great site, jackson! I find this hugely entertaining, besides being a wonderful source of tips for chasing poon. Thank you very much.

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All this talk of larger ladiesmade me remeber something I saw the otherday I laughed my tits off... If it offends anyone... sorry.

PS I apologise for the small size of the file, beyond my control

PS I apologise for the small size of the file, beyond my control[/QUOTE]

Only one question: Did the guy survive?? :-))))

Lemon Tree
who knows why he prefers Thai ladies.

No, this story is NOT about a woman who weighs over 120 kg. But since there have been several posts recently about finding freebies on AFF, I thought it useful to share this story:

A few weeks ago I was in Kota one weekday on business. Around 4:15 p.m. I walked over to the Transjakarta’s bus line at Kota to take the bus to Plaza Indonesia.

Walking in front of me to the ticket line and waiting line was an attractive, professionally dressed dark-skinned Indonesian woman in her late 30s, medium build, long black hair, wearing a jacket over a silk shirt buttoned up to her neck, a skirt to just below her knees and “work pumps” heels (i.e. not the stiletto heels that many hookers wear), but it was obvious that she had great legs and a good figure.

We struck up a conversation while waiting in line, friendly and polite, and I learned that she was a sales manager for a large insurance company, and that she was returning to her office after having met with a client.

Walked onto the bus and sat down towards the front, and to my surprise she sat down next to me and continued to talk, very friendly; she gave me her card and asked me for my cell phone number just before I got off the bus. Five minutes later I received a short sms from her, saying that she enjoyed talking with me and wanted to meet me again for a drink. I replied “fine, let me know when you are free.” Two days later, she sms’d me again, proposing that we meet at Chili’s (Sarinah Plaza) for drinks the following afternoon.

Met up at Chili’s at 4 p.m. the next day and, after some small talk about the weather and traffic, she got straight to the point – she was married with a nine-year-old son, but that the marriage had collapsed, she and her husband were living together only for the sake of their son, she no longer had sex with her husband, and that she was looking for someone to have fun sex with, namely me. Sounded good to me, and I started to look forward to our first session together.

Then the kicker. After saying lots of nice things about me as a way of explaining why she had picked me for this opportunity, she blurted out “I think you’re just wonderful. I’ve already told my nine-year-old son about you and I want you to meet him soon and be a role model for him.”

Oops! The last thing I need is to get involved in a potential marriage-wrecking situation, nor do I need or want to be a surrogate father to someone else’s kid. Luckily my cell phone beeped a minute later with an sms from a friend, I read it and, pretending that it was from my office, said “sorry, I have to get back to my office right away to send a fax to the U.S. before closing time,” left money to pay for the drinks and got up and left.

I then sent an sms to her later explaining that I was real busy at work and wouldn’t be able to see her anytime soon. She then sent a couple of sms’s over the next week saying hello and which I ignored, then I’ve never heard from her again.

[QUOTE=David_33]That´s the feeling I got when reading the other posts regarding this situation. But is it worth the hassle of canceling the trip? I only need one girl a day since I´m not a stud like Menteng or the Mighty Spearsman. I also prefer action in my hotel to going to discos, etc., although it would be nice to see some night time action.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the compliment, however most days "once a king always a king, but once a knight is enough."

Please don't despair, as Smoothy and XXL pointed out, there's still a decent amount of action to be had here in Jakarta during Ramadan, between mall-hunting, out-call visits to hotels and at least a couple of massage parlors still open (e.g. I received a great massage and BJ from a non-Muslim female at Fortune Spa during Ramadan last year).

And I noticed that you have well over 1,100 posts on ISG, so frankly you deserve the highest respect and service from the resident senior members who live here in Jakarta. I personally promise to give you the cell phone numbers of Cynthia and several other cuties who I know would be more than happy to come to your hotel. So please don't cancel your visit!

PLEASE if you find a way to make it bigger PLEASE don't post it! That's really not my kind of body and I was having my tea when I openned it!

Morepoonhound - thanks for the compliment but honestly, it's not hard to do. As for membership rates I'm sure you are correct, my comments were based on what I know a few people are paying which is circa 1 million as you say for the "top end" membership. You are also correct about the predisposition of gays to join CF: again I'm referring to eX. I know several (friends of my "girlfriends") who go there but to be honest I would see be-friending them more as an asset than a liability because they can be a very good source of introductions to girls who would otherwise be much harder to find. I've even had virgins (well one anyway and another in the pipeline so to speak) from such a source as many who know me could confirm.

One thing I have to ask you - no offence - but why is your "hit rate" in BATS so low!? It's been posted in here a few times that circa 70% of the girls in there are hookers so if your hit rate is on average 1 in 30 it means if my arithmetic is correct, even when you try to score with a hooker, you fail to score 95% of the time! Surely not?!

You are just so charming I can imagine why that women wanted you as a role model! Likewise I can understand why you backed out - but I think this is a situation where Pak Menteng might be prepared to "help out" - getting her another "role model" would de-risk the situation for you I think.

I am making my way back to Jakarta late August.

I usually come early in the year but this year I will be coming later.
Can anyone tell me if there are any holidays or festivals that may interfere with mongering in late August early September.

I don't want to arrive and find the place dead.

By the way had a recent trip to Tanjong Balai Karim and it was excellent. Prices are lower and girls are just as good but the only thing to do there is drink, bonk and eat.

[QUOTE=Morepoonhound]Ah, dorman I laughed my ass off when I read your post. Been there (have not) done that. I was flat-out horrified by the size of one lady that it sounds like you have at least corresponded with. Conclusion: I ain’t sticking my harpoon in that. Oh my word! And the word i’m thinking of is whale, biiiig fucking whale. And with tits the size of an elephant!

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That is unquestionably the funniest report I have ever read on this forum and also the most frightening.

Your description of the meeting at the front of the hotel had me in tears laughing and the way you asked yourself how you get into these situations must have struck a chord with all the guys here who've let themselves get into situations where a future of life time celibacy seemed like a good option.

Why is it frightening? Because until I read your post I was one sms away from hooking up with your big pal! Come on, the photos she posts don't make her look too bad, she describes herself as "tall" rather than elephantine, she is persuasive when she describes what she wants from a man, no she hasn't got around to the toys with me yet but the availability of any orifice for whatever purpose I may desire has been made explicit - several times.

I was this close to saying "Ah what the hell, I'll go for it, she might be a wee bit on the chubby side but what's the worst that could happen?".

Thank you Morepoonhound, from the botom of my heart I thank you, I will be forever in your debt.