Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Tabasco72;1527555]Did they charge you extra 500 bath for anal at Bamboo? They used to have this policy before (what, IMHO, is not fair).[/QUOTE]Sadly I think they still do. It has cost her customers for sure. Myself included. Went there for sesh with Cheer. Stayed and hour, and honestly it was a pretty good hour. I had been with Cheer before at Mango. I knew in advance that the oily fee was 100 baht more than the other PSE places, so no surprise there. When I got down to pay I had 2k baht in my hand and Bam put a calculator in front of me that read 2500 baht. I was a bit stunned and told her that I had only been there an hour. She then informed me that A+ service was another 500 baht. So a 500 baht "butt-penalty." It is in the fine print on the little sign she has as well. I was quite annoyed, paid it, and left.

Called Bam (I have known her and many of the gals for quite a few years) about 25 minutes later and expressed my dissatisfaction in a very constructive way. Stressing that she is 33% more than the other shops and that most of the gals she had worked at other shops. Also saying that it would have an effect on her business.

In all honesty, if the gals were all 33% better looking or the service was 33% better, I would have no issue with the extra money. But hey, they're not. In fact as the poster who had Ploy pointed out, the lineup is not spectacular.

Well, I wish her the best, but I won't be back until she revisits this charge.

I went to Huay Kwang for a soapy massage in the early afternoon. Stepping out of the MRT station I checked out Emmanuelle. There were only 3 girls, all uglies, and the Mamasan quoted crazy prices like THB 3700. I just stepped out and walked towards Nataree, which was my most likely destination anyway.

Many girls there, including quite a few lookers. The first one at the entrance was making smiles at me, but I kept on going. The Papasan had them all priced at 2600, whereas the previous time some of them were at 3200. Either the 3200 ones had not arrived yet, or business was slow and prices had adjusted accordingly. Anyway, he pointed out to one young, slim, pretty girl saying "Good service". She didn't seem too thrilled, but I figured I'd give it a shot just for curiosity's sake.

When we went up there, the bath took forever to fill up. What do you guys do during this time? I don't like to start the activities before cleaning up. I guess some people might do small talk, but her English was as nonexistent as my Thai. She said her name was Tha-knoow, or something like that. She looked 23 years old, very pale skin for a Thai. 1m60 without heels, I'd say 43 kilos, small A-cup breasts. Anyway, I said we should shower even as the bathtub was filling up.

Then she lay in bed next to me, like a girlfriend would. But she wouldn't let me kiss her on the mouth, so I asked her to give me a back massage instead. It was evident she'd never given one before. After a while we lay next to each other again, a bit of mutual fondling, then she gave me a CBJ which was not bad. Then we fucked in a few different positions. I came when she was lying on her back at the edge of the bed and I was pounding her pussy while standing up with her legs pointing at 10 past 10. I'm sure one of you experts will tell me there's a name for that position too.

Anyway, good service? Definitely not! I didn't leave a tip. Possibly one of the least enthusiastic girls I've had in Bangkok. But, perversely, I enjoyed it. I enjoyed that her supple, lean body was all mine for an hour to do as I pleased, regardless of what she thought or wanted. Clearly I'd never have her in a million years if it wasn't through Nataree, and she was beautiful enough that her mere presence turned me on. Proof is, I had no trouble cumming, I didn't have to imagine I was with Charmane Star.

Would I repeat this girl? No way! Would I repeat Nataree? As often as I can. They have girls who are so hot that they just need to undress to turn me on. Would I take the Papasan's advice again? Definitely not, he's useless: I could tell she was cute but uninterested just by looking at her. I just need him to tell me the prices.

Generally I prefer Oilies. They are cheaper, and you can find good-looking gals that are well trained and know how to please. But most of the times there is either zero or one hot chick in the line-up, so it's a bit hit-and-miss and I have to walk out. By constrast, Nataree, in my (relatively limited) experience, has always multiple cute chicks in the sidelines, so when you walk in, you know you're going to consume. For an extra 500 Baht it's not a bad deal.

[QUOTE=Syzygies; 1526948]Is U her name, number, first letter of name? Or did the forum software stuff it up?

I have heard of names Ui and Ueay.

Where is Mitu? For those of us never heard of it. Seems to be Soi 33 somewhere.

[url]http://massageclubmitu.com/en/concept.html[/url]

They reckon they have something "revolutionary". Was that the case?[/QUOTE]Not worth it.

[QUOTE=Eric Swiss; 1527987]I went to Huay Kwang for a soapy massage in the early afternoon. Stepping out of the MRT station I checked out Emmanuelle. There were only 3 girls, all uglies, and the Mamasan quoted crazy prices like THB 3700. I just stepped out and walked towards Nataree, which was my most likely destination anyway.

Many girls there, including quite a few lookers. The first one at the entrance was making smiles at me, but I kept on going. The Papasan had them all priced at 2600, whereas the previous time some of them were at 3200. Either the 3200 ones had not arrived yet, or business was slow and prices had adjusted accordingly. Anyway, he pointed out to one young, slim, pretty girl saying "Good service". She didn't seem too thrilled, but I figured I'd give it a shot just for curiosity's sake.

When we went up there, the bath took forever to fill up. What do you guys do during this time? I don't like to start the activities before cleaning up. I guess some people might do small talk, but her English was as nonexistent as my Thai. She said her name was Tha-knoow, or something like that. She looked 23 years old, very pale skin for a Thai. 1m60 without heels, I'd say 43 kilos, small A-cup breasts. Anyway, I said we should shower even as the bathtub was filling up.

Then she lay in bed next to me, like a girlfriend would. But she wouldn't let me kiss her on the mouth, so I asked her to give me a back massage instead. It was evident she'd never given one before. After a while we lay next to each other again, a bit of mutual fondling, then she gave me a CBJ which was not bad. Then we fucked in a few different positions. I came when she was lying on her back at the edge of the bed and I was pounding her pussy while standing up with her legs pointing at 10 past 10. I'm sure one of you experts will tell me there's a name for that position too.

Anyway, good service? Definitely not! I didn't leave a tip. Possibly one of the least enthusiastic girls I've had in Bangkok. But, perversely, I enjoyed it. I enjoyed that her supple, lean body was all mine for an hour to do as I pleased, regardless of what she thought or wanted. Clearly I'd never have her in a million years if it wasn't through Nataree, and she was beautiful enough that her mere presence turned me on. Proof is, I had no trouble cumming, I didn't have to imagine I was with Charmane Star.

Would I repeat this girl? No way! Would I repeat Nataree? As often as I can. They have girls who are so hot that they just need to undress to turn me on. Would I take the Papasan's advice again? Definitely not, he's useless: I could tell she was cute but uninterested just by looking at her. I just need him to tell me the prices.

Generally I prefer Oilies. They are cheaper, and you can find good-looking gals that are well trained and know how to please. But most of the times there is either zero or one hot chick in the line-up, so it's a bit hit-and-miss and I have to walk out. By constrast, Nataree, in my (relatively limited) experience, has always multiple cute chicks in the sidelines, so when you walk in, you know you're going to consume. For an extra 500 Baht it's not a bad deal.[/QUOTE]I haven't been that often to Nataree as they usually don't match my service expectations. The last time I went I was the only Farang customer. I first went to check the sideliners who were pretty enthusuiastic makeing eye contact. Pointed out 3 girls that were beaming at me and asked him to check out if they would give BBBJ. All three declined. Made my way to the other room which has a small fishbowl but no sideline. The Papasan there was also trying to push me towards some girls. In the middle of the fishbowl was a slightly larger girl sitting with blonde hair and what looked a big natural rack. She had the #40. I asked Papasan to check out if she would offer BBBJ and multiple shots. He asked, she agreed and off we went. After she got up I saw that she had an almost middle eastern butt, quite large. I was almost regretting my choice. However she had a very friendly attitude and so we went to the room. While letting in the bath she undressed and I saw that though she was a big girl, she was not fat. She started making small talk while undressing me waking up junior in the process. She certainly knew what she was doing. She gave a great soapy on the mattrace with body sliding and using her ample tits to the full advantage. She also started rubbing herself on junior teasing him with her twat which she also moved right into my face.

On the bed she wanted to start with a massage but I told her to start with a BJ first. She had a very good technique and as promised did not use a condom. She almost gave DT and alternated between hard and soft sucking. Since I was about to come I stopped and gave her DATY which she obviously enjoyed and since she was dripping I assume the O was real otherwise extremely well acted. Lying on her side I pushed junior back in her mouth and pumped her face while she supported me by holding my butt and pushing towards her. Needless to say I gave her the load. She did not immediately pull away but kept me in her mouth for a while and only then discretly got rid of the sperm into a tissue.

After that she gave me quite a decent massage which slowly revived junior. We went through a few positions which finished me taking her doggy style. Facing that big firm butt and seeing her boobs swinging was enough to make me come a second time.

After we finished up we went down and I paid THB 2000 for the massage, left her a THB 200 tip and THB 100 to the Papasan. I left a happy customer. Based on that experience I went back a few days ago but #40 was not available. Chose another girl with Chinese looks #19 and received the usual crappy service one expects from Nataree.

[QUOTE=BkkMick;1528027]I asked Papasan to check out if she would offer BBBJ and multiple shots[/QUOTE]And I think this is really the secret. Ask and you will know what to expect. I have your same taste in that a girl that doesn't go BBBJ is worthless to me.

I simple cannot get turned on with a CBJ. I'd imagine that if I asked for AR and FK, I would probably have to leave Nataree empty-handed LOL.

[QUOTE=Eric Swiss;1527987]Generally I prefer Oilies. They are cheaper, and you can find good-looking gals that are well trained and know how to please. But most of the times there is either zero or one hot chick in the line-up, so it's a bit hit-and-miss and I have to walk out. By constrast, Nataree, in my (relatively limited) experience, has always multiple cute chicks in the sidelines, so when you walk in, you know you're going to consume. For an extra 500 Baht it's not a bad deal.[/QUOTE]Hmmm. Seems like the usual looks vs performance debate. Very seldomly have I met a girl that had both, but they do exist. I'll do my best to research. This forum helps a lot too!

[QUOTE=Eric Swiss; 1527987]I just stepped out and walked towards Nataree, which was my most likely destination anyway.

Many girls there, including quite a few lookers. The first one at the entrance was making smiles at me, but I kept on going. The Papasan had them all priced at 2600, whereas the previous time some of them were at 3200. Either the 3200 ones had not arrived yet,

(report shortened)

Anyway, good service? Definitely not! I didn't leave a tip. Possibly one of the least enthusiastic girls I've had in Bangkok. But, perversely, I enjoyed it. I enjoyed that her supple, lean body was all mine for an hour to do as I pleased, regardless of what she thought or wanted. Clearly I'd never have her in a million years if it wasn't through Nataree, and she was beautiful enough that her mere presence turned me on. Proof is, I had no trouble cumming, I didn't have to imagine I was with Charmane Star.

Would I repeat this girl? No way! Would I repeat Nataree? As often as I can. They have girls who are so hot that they just need to undress to turn me on. Would I take the Papasan's advice again? Definitely not, he's useless: I could tell she was cute but uninterested just by looking at her. I just need him to tell me the prices.[/QUOTE]For you who don't know the looks of Charmane Star, just google "NuruMassage Charmane Star".

Regards, Ken Apples.

Ps: I think there is nuru gel massage to be had in BKK and Pattaya, if you want to try a change from the traditional massage oil routine. Any forum member with field experience / knowledge are most welcome to share some info.

[QUOTE=Eric Swiss;1527987]Then we fucked in a few different positions. I came when she was lying on her back at the edge of the bed and I was pounding her pussy while standing up with her legs pointing at 10 past 10. I'm sure one of you experts will tell me there's a name for that position too.[/QUOTE]Of course it has a name. "V for Victory", I like to call it.

[url]http://www.sexinfo101.com/victory.shtml[/url]

[QUOTE=Eric Swiss; 1527987]I went to Huay Kwang for a soapy massage in the early afternoon. Stepping out of the MRT station I checked out Emmanuelle. There were only 3 girls, all uglies, and the Mamasan quoted crazy prices like THB 3700. I just stepped out and walked towards Nataree, which was my most likely destination anyway.

Many girls there, including quite a few lookers. The first one at the entrance was making smiles at me, but I kept on going. The Papasan had them all priced at 2600, whereas the previous time some of them were at 3200. Either the 3200 ones had not arrived yet, or business was slow and prices had adjusted accordingly. Anyway, he pointed out to one young, slim, pretty girl saying "Good service". She didn't seem too thrilled, but I figured I'd give it a shot just for curiosity's sake.

When we went up there, the bath took forever to fill up. What do you guys do during this time? I don't like to start the activities before cleaning up. I guess some people might do small talk, but her English was as nonexistent as my Thai. She said her name was Tha-knoow, or something like that. She looked 23 years old, very pale skin for a Thai. 1m60 without heels, I'd say 43 kilos, small A-cup breasts. Anyway, I said we should shower even as the bathtub was filling up.

Then she lay in bed next to me, like a girlfriend would. But she wouldn't let me kiss her on the mouth, so I asked her to give me a back massage instead. It was evident she'd never given one before. After a while we lay next to each other again, a bit of mutual fondling, then she gave me a CBJ which was not bad. Then we fucked in a few different positions. I came when she was lying on her back at the edge of the bed and I was pounding her pussy while standing up with her legs pointing at 10 past 10. I'm sure one of you experts will tell me there's a name for that position too.

Anyway, good service? Definitely not! I didn't leave a tip. Possibly one of the least enthusiastic girls I've had in Bangkok. But, perversely, I enjoyed it. I enjoyed that her supple, lean body was all mine for an hour to do as I pleased, regardless of what she thought or wanted. Clearly I'd never have her in a million years if it wasn't through Nataree, and she was beautiful enough that her mere presence turned me on. Proof is, I had no trouble cumming, I didn't have to imagine I was with Charmane Star.

Would I repeat this girl? No way! Would I repeat Nataree? As often as I can. They have girls who are so hot that they just need to undress to turn me on. Would I take the Papasan's advice again? Definitely not, he's useless: I could tell she was cute but uninterested just by looking at her. I just need him to tell me the prices.

Generally I prefer Oilies. They are cheaper, and you can find good-looking gals that are well trained and know how to please. But most of the times there is either zero or one hot chick in the line-up, so it's a bit hit-and-miss and I have to walk out. By constrast, Nataree, in my (relatively limited) experience, has always multiple cute chicks in the sidelines, so when you walk in, you know you're going to consume. For an extra 500 Baht it's not a bad deal.[/QUOTE]Keep trying because the law of averages will catch up to you. Out of five tries in December two were grand slam home runs, two were like yours and one was in between. Don't bother if they don't bother making eye contact with you and smile with a beckoning motion.

[quote=syzygies;1525246]i don't see any announcement of angie as a new girl at cherry on the web site. perhaps she decided that a pse shop was not for her? i am not sure. guess will have to phone to check. body was a flawless 10 with great natural big b cups (close to c) and lara croft type curves. so its not easy to forget her even though was only cbj. right now my thoughts are more occupied by super fucks: noi at dollhouse, faai at spanky, and goon (atdrbj). i don't actually like these 2 bars i mentioned, but sometimes, the girl takes priority over how boring the bar is. otherwise for oily massage lookers, soi 24/1 and boss massage in particular has the cutest line-up for me. everywhere is a bit quiet but superstars with many regulars still can be quite busy.[/quote]syzygies i did her today and whole heartedly agree she a damn good girl and what nice curves man! my vote : 10 out of 10 for that bomb of a body. my junior is getting up again just thinking of her. even though i just did her some 4 hours back.

i went back for yaya, (who i think is one fucking hot and fun loving girl) , but unfortunately she was at work, i made a mental note to book her before hand next time, and was about to leave when a gorgeous bundle entered the shop. at first it seemed like someone from the hi fashion street had walked in into the massage shop by chance. i made a you-turn for the desk and asked the receptionist who she was, and surprise surprise it was angie! it reminded me of your report and i could immediately connect. i booked her immediately and she took me to the room with her civilian clothes on her. in the room, as she peeled off her dress items one by one, my jaw dropped and almost touched the floor, she must have noticed my intense gaze and must have seen my junior almost tearing through my pants to be freed, because she was feeling shy or was it her inexperience?

what followed is best left to your imagination.

while resting and waiting for the 2nd session, i did small talk with her and found her very intelligent and pleasant to converse with, she told me she did not start working regularly yet, but would like to start. she was honest in saying that she was not prepared to take on more than 2 or 3 customers at the most per day. she has not yet made up her mind to be regular, but the cherry owner / management have allowed her to test it out before she makes up her mind finally.

honestly syzygies a big thank you for the heads up on this discovery! still grinning like as ass.)

[quote=asslover945; 1528273]syzygies i did her today and whole heartedly agree she a damn good girl and what nice curves man! my vote : 10 out of 10 for that bomb of a body. my junior is getting up again just thinking of her. even though i just did her some 4 hours back.

i went back for yaya, (who i think is one fucking hot and fun loving girl) , but unfortunately she was at work, i made a mental note to book her before hand next time, and was about to leave when a gorgeous bundle entered the shop. at first it seemed like someone from the hi fashion street had walked in into the massage shop by chance. i made a you-turn for the desk and asked the receptionist who she was, and surprise surprise it was angie! it reminded me of your report and i could immediately connect. i booked her immediately and she took me to the room with her civilian clothes on her. in the room, as she peeled off her dress items one by one, my jaw dropped and almost touched the floor, she must have noticed my intense gaze and must have seen my junior almost tearing through my pants to be freed, because she was feeling shy or was it her inexperience?

what followed is best left to your imagination.

while resting and waiting for the 2nd session, i did small talk with her and found her very intelligent and pleasant to converse with, she told me she did not start working regularly yet, but would like to start. she was honest in saying that she was not prepared to take on more than 2 or 3 customers at the most per day. she has not yet made up her mind to be regular, but the cherry owner / management have allowed her to test it out before she makes up her mind finally.

honestly syzygies a big thank you for the heads up on this discovery! still grinning like as ass.) [/quote]how was the performance?

[QUOTE=BkkMick;1528027]I haven't been that often to Nataree as they usually don't match my service expectations. The last time I went I was the only Farang customer. .[/QUOTE]You can go into Alaina, The Lord, Colonize 4, Emanuelle, La Belle, Poseiden, and (often) Nataree any random night, and you will generally not see a Farang. That's true most places. Its genereally Japanese and Thais, and the business in general is way off due to the political situation and has been for at least 2 months, and worse since the "Shutdown" began a month back. Nataree has one advantage in that with all the sideliners you can get a feedback as to what the probable vibe will be with the girl before you pick her. You can't do that with Poseiden or Emanuelle (both behind glass on the low cost girls in Emanuelle) and The Lord IMHO as a business (while the girls are out in the open) in general doesn't seem to like Farangs.

In this buyers' market more stunners typically available in for example Bacarra, (Soi Cowboy) and Rainbow 4, Rainbow 1, and sometimes Mandarin 2nd and 3rd level, Rainbow 3, and on good nights Club Asia and even the (non go go) Soi 4 clubs than in the the soapies these days, and you can get some feedbackfrom the stage or after buying drinks before selecting them.

Lets say a girl is at least a low end stunner, they can sit in that fishbowl all night, and sometimes only 10 to 20 customers are going to show up all night to check her out versus a go go club where even on an off night 100's of customers (500 plus in R4 i'd guess) would be seeing her and visually checking her out. Much easier to build a business including OTC for her in go go's than soapies these days. Note the go go prices generally all run between 2k to 3k vs in the (high end) soapies the stunners often can be priced around 7k.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1528362]How was the performance?[/QUOTE]You pose a legitimate question.

However, taking a step back, if a girl has a drop dead body and face, combined with a good attitude, tries hard and perhaps even is a bit shy, I'd say to hell with performance. This is a real buyer's market around town these days. While difficult for the people of Bangkok and I wish them well as many are very upset with the existing government, simply stated the negative impact on tourism is keeping apartment prices low and the supply of hot ass high.

[QUOTE=Western787;1528597]Lets say a girl is at least a low end stunner, they can sit in that fishbowl all night, and sometimes only 10 to 20 customers are going to show up all night to check her out[/QUOTE]A recent documentary about the sex industry in Thailand, Bangladesh and Mexico opened with a Thai-centric soapy in Bangkok. At one point the viewer was able to eaves drop on two young ladies on their way to work. One said to the other, "I hope I get a customer tonight."

[QUOTE=Western787; 1528604]You pose a legitimate question.

However, taking a step back, if a girl has a drop dead body and face, combined with a good attitude, tries hard and perhaps even is a bit shy, I'd say to hell with performance. This is a real buyer's market around town these days. While difficult for the people of Bangkok and I wish them well as many are very upset with the existing government, simply stated the negative impact on tourism is keeping apartment prices low and the supply of hot ass high.[/QUOTE]Sorry man, for me no matter how "hot" the gal is, if she is not a performer, I am not interested.