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Hi everyone,

I have been itching to go back to Tijuana since my first visit in '12 (previous report on it). I have learned a ton on this forum, so I figured this time I would be more prepared. My live in ex girlfriend was leaving town so timing worked out perfect. I planned to leave immediately after work around 5:30 pm but decided to shower since I wasn't smelling as fresh as I could LOL. I hit the road at 7 pm from Los Angeles.

I arrived at the border parking (North West of freeway, $10 all day). I ended up walking the opposite way towards the shopping center which delayed me a good 10 minutes. I Just followed the crowd to the entrance. I don't remember the border being such a maze, going up and down stairs, filthy and Mexican police staring right into your eyes. There is a ramp to the right, some dude in a yellow shirt was directing people up to taxis; has anyone used this? I contiuend following the pack of people and some gentleman lead me to a cab. Super cool driver, loved Rolling Stones. Gave him $5 and he dropped me off across the street from AB (I jay walked, how bad is that in the zona?

I grabbed a Corona and made my rounds about the club. Honesty, nothing really excited me at all. There was this cute 18-19 yr chicka stripping on stage, should have taken her arriba dammit! Anyway, this 28 yr girl (Short frizzy hair, maybe colored contacts) who speaks enough English to have a convo with, comes up and grabs my dick and wants to go upstairs, I tell her I just got there and want to see the sights first. She then asks for a drink and I kindly respond with the same response. She then puts my hands on her plastic boobs and asks for $1, she was extremely persistent.

Around 12 am I'm ready to commit and just go upstairs. I make eye contact with this petite, maybe 100 lb chicka with a dark complexion which I usually am not into at all. She doesn't speak a lick of English so the convo's were extremely boring and awkward. Go up stairs, have robotic sex. CBBJ, Missionary, When I am hitting it from behind; she asks if I am almost done! I respond with some harder thrusts and I am spent (she did grab my balls a lot LOL. No connection with this chick, what a let down. Head to the border and knock out for a few hours til around 3:30? Still a ton of SDPD out and about, I was behind 2 getting on the freeway. I arrived home around 6:30 am smelling like hairspray and cheap body spray. How much money do you Socal mongers usually spend in one night?

Expenses cost around $180.

Girl- $60

Room- $15 including tip.

Gas- $60

Drinks- $30

Misc: ? Stashed some cash in my sock, good thing!

Planning a trip in 3 weeks if anyone want's to go PM me if you are near LA. I would love a wingmang and if someone has a more gas efficient vehicle, totally would help with gas, food, parking. My jeep gets 12 mpg.

Back to work, sorry if mistakes!

Sexisforfree

[QUOTE=SushiLover69;1590600]Hi all,

I'm going for my sentri interview next month. Any pointers from people who have been through it? If they ask me why I want it, I don't suppose I should say "So I can fuck a couple of girls and get back across the border asap without my wife suspecting a thing. " What kinds of reasons do you guys use? Sightseeing? Haha. Eating tacos?[/QUOTE]I said that I like to shop and eat in Tijuana and I don't want to wait in line when I get back. Simple as that.

[QUOTE=JPF;1590812]They don't really care about your reason. I told them that a friend had moved there and that I wanted Global Entry on my passport because at the time the closest place to interview for that was LA. Both were true but neither were essential reasons.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Sound7;1591652]

SENTRI Interview preparation: Treat it as job interview knowing CBP staff are able to verify just about everything on the application and more. Good luck. How long did it take to proccess your application after the initial goes input?[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Sock111;1591771]I said that I like to shop and eat in Tijuana and I don't want to wait in line when I get back. Simple as that.[/QUOTE]Thanks guys for all your input. I don't remember exactly how long it took to process the app, but it was at least 2 months.

Anybody have experience buying legitimate cubanos in Tijuana? Its never occured to me to check that out while in town. A nice Cohiba could be a nice touch if available.

[QUOTE=GolfSexRroll;1591511]I did my usual run to see my "novia" in Tijuana. I have seen her for 2 1/2 years. Last night crossing (started at 7 pm) was THE WORST in my history. I have been in FAR longer lines in that time but 4 1/2 hours was fuckin ridiculous!. It took 3 hours to reach the pedestrian bridge. Once I finally reached the agent the were deliberately stalling. With the length of time, they were still asking their stupid questions, even looking at my "travel history" on the computer. " Bringing anything back from Mexico?" then starts to explain what needs to be declared! Cigs, booze etc. I said what is wrong with you? Don't you think I know what needs to be declaired. I've been in line for 4 1/2 hours! His classic response is your problem you chose to go to Mexico. ASSHOLE!

So I am in the A mart and I tell the clerk about the time it took to cross. He said people were screaming at "him' because it was taking so long all day. Three agents were in the store. I said and I quote / What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Putting on the slowdown! Their response was EXACTLY the same as the other agent- You chose to go to Mexico-you could of stayed home. I said to their faces they were fuckin assholes! 3 others in the store agreed! Then they said you just should get SENTRI so we don. T have to deal with you![/QUOTE]Yes, these assholes are some of the most arrogant SOBs you'll ever see. I've bumped into some decent ones, but most seem to think their shit don't stink.

I read that our Bozo in Chief wanted the airports to tighten security due to some vague, unspecified threat. I suspect this shit is related.

It sucks to cave to the man, but a SENTRI is really the only alternative.

[QUOTE=Phordphan;1591815]Yes, these assholes are some of the most arrogant SOBs you'll ever see. I've bumped into some decent ones, but most seem to think their shit don't stink.

I read that our Bozo in Chief wanted the airports to tighten security due to some vague, unspecified threat. I suspect this shit is related.

It sucks to cave to the man, but a SENTRI is really the only alternative.[/QUOTE]It is actually he is punishing people who oppose the border, with access over the border. So can not wait until this piece of crap is impeached next year.

[QUOTE=Phordphan;1591815]
I read that our Bozo in Chief wanted the airports to tighten security due to some vague, unspecified threat. I suspect this shit is related.

It sucks to cave to the man, but a SENTRI is really the only alternative.[/QUOTE]I have seen longer than normal airport security lines over last several days at Baltimore, Boston, Denver, Chicago, and New Orleans. Perhaps it is all related.

Glad I have global entry, which also gives you TSA prescreen and SENTRI.

[QUOTE=GolfSexRroll;1591511]I did my usual run to see my "novia" in Tijuana. I have seen her for 2 1/2 years. Last night crossing (started at 7 pm) was THE WORST in my history. I have been in FAR longer lines in that time but 4 1/2 hours was fuckin ridiculous!. It took 3 hours to reach the pedestrian bridge. Once I finally reached the agent the were deliberately stalling. With the length of time, they were still asking their stupid questions, even looking at my "travel history" on the computer.[/QUOTE]Good thing I waited until Monday to return. At about 5 pm Looked like still a long wait in the general lane, however the ready lane was great 5 minute wait. One and done on the questions. However for some reason when I was cleared, I could not proceed sraight ahead as usual. I was directed to exit through a different lane as the agent yelled out a brief description along with he is good to go. Not sure what that was all about.

On a side note, I had my first encounter with the Policia in a long time. After getting dropped off by a taxi on a street far outside the Zona. Before we could even cross the street a police truck pulls up out of nowhere and wants to know what we are doing out on the street and where we are going. I let my amigas do the talking and didn't say a word. No searches and after a couple questions we were on the way. Then they were nice enough to provide some light so we could get the key in the gate lock. Maybe you run into a whole different breed of policia outside the Zona.

CPB Staff are the most unpreditable bunch and as long as one avoids the secondary all is good.

Very busy on Sunday and Saturday. Lots of CA cars on the road in Tijuana. Family visit period for many. Had to hike to avoid all the traffic jam to the border at noon. Having one Xray machine and stalling does not help in processing.

[QUOTE=HugoTheMan;1591970]Good thing I waited until Monday to return. At about 5 pm Looked like still a long wait in the general lane, however the ready lane was great 5 minute wait. One and done on the questions. However for some reason when I was cleared, I could not proceed sraight ahead as usual. I was directed to exit through a different lane as the agent yelled out a brief description along with he is good to go. Not sure what that was all about..[/QUOTE]

I've been a long time monger in Tijuana and I usually frequent Adelitas and the SWs. The bars usually charge $60 for the girl and $12 for the room for 30 min. The SW on average charge $30 for the usual and $6 for the room for roughly the same time. The SWs on the ninos heroes side of the back alley are usually $20, but not as pretty. My question is there a bar or SWs that provide LT similar to Asian bars with multiple pops (at reasonable prices)? I know its hard to find a Tijuana girl that will give a real GFE with LT at $80/4-6 hours, but does it exist and who and where can I find this service?

I remember during my early visits to Tijuana that there was streets near revolution where you can find MP where the girls line up and you pick and choose who to take to your hotel. At the time I was too young to know what to do and I don't remember where these establishments are anymore. I heard there are other areas of Tijuana that have cute girls at much cheaper prices. Of course these were rumors.

A good SW that gave me GFE, lost contact info though, was Michelle. She's 19-20 yrs old and usually works during the wee hours or in the afternoon. She's shows up sporadically, so I constantly miss her when I'm there. She does work weekly. Usually hangs out in the Internet cafe in the alley or near the taco stands on nino heroes.

So yeah, any information on SW / bars / MP in Tijuana where I can find LT (3-6 hrs) at a reasonable price (under $100) with a preferably young / cute girl would be greatly appreciated?

[QUOTE=Tyrion82;1592192]I've been a long time monger in Tijuana and I usually frequent Adelitas and the SWs. The bars usually charge $60 for the girl and $12 for the room for 30 min. The SW on average charge $30 for the usual and $6 for the room for roughly the same time. The SWs on the ninos heroes side of the back alley are usually $20, but not as pretty. My question is there a bar or SWs that provide LT similar to Asian bars with multiple pops (at reasonable prices)? I know its hard to find a Tijuana girl that will give a real GFE with LT at $80/4-6 hours, but does it exist and who and where can I find this service?

I remember during my early visits to Tijuana that there was streets near revolution where you can find MP where the girls line up and you pick and choose who to take to your hotel. At the time I was too young to know what to do and I don't remember where these establishments are anymore. I heard there are other areas of Tijuana that have cute girls at much cheaper prices. Of course these were rumors.

A good SW that gave me GFE, lost contact info though, was Michelle. She's 19-20 yrs old and usually works during the wee hours or in the afternoon. She's shows up sporadically, so I constantly miss her when I'm there. She does work weekly. Usually hangs out in the Internet cafe in the alley or near the taco stands on nino heroes.

So yeah, any information on SW / bars / MP in Tijuana where I can find LT (3-6 hrs) at a reasonable price (under $100) with a preferably young / cute girl would be greatly appreciated?[/QUOTE]I haven't had a chance to try them out yet, but [URL]wizdomescorts.com[/URL] is advertising 2 hours for $125 with GFE and multiple pops. If this is for real then it would prob compete for best deal in Tijuana. However nobody seems to have heard of them and the website is pretty shitty. I'm going to give them a try when I head down next month and will report back. Also I have seen some of the escort sites advertise 8 hr all night for around $300 I think.

[QUOTE=Tyrion82;1592192]So yeah, any information on SW / bars / MP in Tijuana where I can find LT (3-6 hrs) at a reasonable price (under $100) with a preferably young / cute girl would be greatly appreciated?[/QUOTE]While you're at it, why don't you ask for the location of the Holy Grail? That might be easier to find.

You'll need to develop a relationship with one of the girls to get this. Usually on a day off. There is no bar, MP, or whatever, that offers what you want. Anywhere. There may be some seriously grotty local dive bars in some barrio, but unless you can pass for a local and can speak fluent Spanish, forget it.

Now, and I'm not bragging, but I get that and more from my faves. A couple want next to nothing. However, they don't work in bars, and it tends to take a long time to cultivate that sort of relationship.

How much time to you have to invest in order to get this kind of return? If it's an occasional trip, forget it. If you have the time, find an escort on CL, and after a few visits she'll see you outside of work. After a few more the price may fall below your target threshold. Spanish will be a must.

Tijuana is not Asia. Although Asia is fast becoming Tijuana.

I don't know for sure where in Tijuana you can immediately find that but I do know where the holy grail is. Like phordam said. You have to work over a chica to get that unless you get lucky with a chica or a girl partying in Tijuana which can actually happen but very rare. Good luck

[QUOTE=Tyrion82;1592192]So yeah, any information on SW / bars / MP in Tijuana where I can find LT (3-6 hrs) at a reasonable price (under $100) with a preferably young / cute girl would be greatly appreciated?[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Tyrion82;1592192]
So yeah, any information on SW / bars / MP in Tijuana where I can find LT (3-6 hrs) at a reasonable price (under $100) with a preferably young / cute girl would be greatly appreciated?[/QUOTE]I've seen people pull this off but they hang in Tijuana for extended periods of time (weeks) and bring lots of cash. Under $100 is unreasonable. At best it will get you an hour or so at your hotel from a BG on her way to work or on her day off. Getting them for the whole day on their day off will take WAY MORE money. Most girls won't do it because they simply need a break after working for six days straight.

First trip to Tijuana in 15 years! Yes my quince. Always enjoyed it whether for mongering or just plain party fun, they know how to do it right south of the border. So I last visited in 1999 before I moved to Florida. I had been down several times while in the Navy a couple times to party and a couple times to go with a "girl".

In more recent years while living in Florida Tijuana just too far away and expensive to get to for banging working girls. So I made probably 15 trips apiece to Colombia and Costa Rica each plus several other countries so had plenty of solid working girls opportunities and many good ones. Recently I moved back home to Texas and while in the new job not as easy or affordable to get to CR or CO so I planned a long 4th weekend in Tijuana and was not disappointed overall. Before I delve deep into the particulars I very much want to thank the ISG Brothers on this thread for all the useful information, in particular getting back across the border so much quicker using either the Sentri or Ready Lane. Saved me considerable time and enhanced the pleasures I received.

Ok the chicas I had or that "did" me:

First my being semi-fluent in Spanish paid huge dividends as it would / does in any Latin country even when just negotiating with the taxistas or buying food etc. I did take safety measures very strongly and used taxis each way to Zona Norte. Only one of the four trips was there a possibility for problem and I quickly and strongly told him in Spanish No I don't want to go to that Club on Ave. Revolucion.

As my handle indicates I am primarily a Brothel Monger as I seek out the very best value possible. In CO and CR I typically seek out the mid-range casas to avoid bottom of the barrel and problems associated with lower end MPs (security and health well being) and also to avoid over paying for worthless bimbo Jessica Rabbit body types LOL. As I studied this thread soon discovered there were no value MPs and focused on the SGs. My first chica was a SG from at the intersection of beauty and performance. I found her on the corner of Callejon Coahuila why Ninos Heroes on Aguaje side closer to Ninos. Her name Estrella from Oaxaca (sp? 19 years old, lighter skinned and lighter haired. I chose her after an older 30 ish morena wanted too much for media hora with her ($40). So I negotiated $80 for a full hour (dos leches) which turned out to be closer to 70 min. With Estrella. Went back to my room above Adelitas and all the clothing off without a problem. She started CBJ and took it deep into her throat. Ended up with her riding me CG until I micro-orgasmed like 6 or 7 times, her all full of energy and even an orgasmo of her own which I felt was real and she pointed out to me afterwards. After some conversation and good touching even her poosy I initiated the 2nd session. Again her all full of energy but she really did get worn out and had to remove herself since my tired cock couldn't shoot the jam out quick enough. So we finished manually and she really nice and spending some extra time with me. I bought the room for the night cause I don't like to be rushed even if chica gone early. Here I rested fully an hour before heading out for the next one.

2nd chica (failed attempt) was a chica by the name of Karla (dark morena) from either Veracruz or Guadalajara (can't remember). Anyways pulled her from ABs early evening (7 ish) for only 50 US and went up to my room. That's when things fell apart. She demanded payment up front and I said no way. I got fully dressed left the room and left the door wide open while standing in the hallway and watching her leave. She didn't make too much a fuss or seem too pissed but said "I" should have asked about payment conditions beforehand. No I don't agree with her and off she left, no $s lost. So I was very tired and stressed from all that and decided to call it a day and head back across the border to my room at 32nd street Naval Station. Distinguishing feature of her is that she hung out with a "taller" morena with hair dyed blonde who was wearing a white dress and sache labeled "Devils Daughter". So if see the two together the darker haired girl was the problem girl although the other proly a problem as well. Despite this overall was a good day since met and enjoyed Estrella.

Day 2 not as good but a Saturday and I expect that wherever I monger. So many more purchasers of the service out on Saturdays these gursl get worn out much more quickly. So chicas can be more problematic. My 1st purchase of the day was around 530 P from ABs a shorter petite morena from Guadalajara, name (She just was very nice in Abs and not too quick so I thought she would be a good one. She held firm at 70 US and was young and hot so I acquiesced. Once in the room all her ropa off not problem and she let me touch her anywhere unlimited however could tell she already worn out and couldn't ride me. So this finished manually and when she asked for tip I politely said no since you said I could have FTK and you didn't. So she gone out of the action. To distinguish her she was hanging with some taller chica in white dress with hair dyed blonde who wore this chest beauty pageant ribbon inscribed with "Devils Daughter" on it. Hope this helps.

Since I not having too much luck with the Club gurls decided to try another SG. Went out into Callejon Coahuila about 8 PM and man did I notice a large uptick in the number of street urchins. Was approached by two different older nasty looking like crack working girls almost immediately upon turning the corner. I know comes with the territor. Originally I was going to walk the entire street to scope out the action but the older aggressive crack working girls forced me to talk up the younger chicas more quickly perhaps too hastily. I spoke to one and she wanted to go to Cascades hotel which I heard is a quick high pressured situation so I elected another who wanted to go to a different hotel. Again I negotiated more time for a little more (50 US) but she so hot I felt like it worth it. After I paid the $12 hotel and in the room I thought things were going bad. She demanded $ up front too and as I already paid the hotel fee I decided to take a chance and at least I did not get totally hosed. I think she took the money and paid the Hotel keeper her share then came back in the room. All her clothes off no problem and she immediately CBJed me and when I ready my hard dick ready for some inside the chica action. Only problem despite lube, two different condoms and multi-pos was that her sweet little pussy so tight I could barely get an inch and half in. So now I know why she demanded the $ up front. Maybe she scamming me maybe she just needs a larger stronger horse cock to bust her open real good. Anyways I finished with happy ending and she very pleased thanking me for being kind once in the room and once in the street so all was good since she so nice. Her features very interesting to me. She from Veracruz and I told her she looked like a certain type of Cubana I seen in south Florida for which did not want to be associated with. So I thinking the settlers from Galicia I believe in Spain that landed in Cuba also landed in Veracruz since fairly close geographically around the Gulf of Mexico.

Other things:

HK versus ABs:

Some saying HK gurls snooty but I found several snooty ones in ABs as well. Overall I had fun on both clubs esp. Since I like electronic music. Plus in HK I got to finger finger five different shave crmes gurls in two days! Bad ass.

Ok I need end report now to get some rest and work tomorrow to earn moneys for next mongering trip to back to Medellin, CO yes!

Hope you all can enjoy some high qualities (intersection of beauty and performance) hoars soon and again thank you very much for the info. On Sentri why Lista "Readi"!

Dave (Jester on CRT).