Dubai Reports

First off, I am sorry for posting these reports so late, have been very busy with work and other stuff.

These reports date back to July, so hopefully I am not wasting anybody’s time by posting these, as I guess the info is still relevant.

My first day was July 20th, arrived in the hotel at around 3 in the afternoon, stayed at the usual FPS – Bur Dubai, since now I am kind of a regular here so most of the staff knows me and my preferences, so they made sure that I was comfortable, and had my preferred room.

After having a nap I had some work commitments to be attended, during which I received a promised text from WB, confirming the meeting in seaview. This was my first time going to seaview and I was expecting too much since it is one the favorite haunts of some veterans on this site.

Reached there around 10:30, not as big as I expected, found the layout of the club a bit weird, as if the they were not sure what to make, the seating doesn’t seem proper and it does have to a tendency to get crowded easily because of its layout.

Met WB, a really nice guy, never felt for a moment that I am meeting him for the first time, really cool attitude and accommodating. Now I know why he is so popular with the girls, the guy is handsome as well as young, and no matter how much the WG wants cash they still dig good looks and youth in a guy (for the record, I don’t want to have sex with WB, if you are thinking that by my summary above).

I wasn’t looking for pick up that night as I had to some work commitments the other morning. So just enjoyed the music and a couple of drinks with WB, soon Neurones (sp?) joined us, again, dashing lad with cigar and all.

The quantity of Filipinas was very high and it looked like a slow night to me, as there were not too many punters there. Unlike the normal attitude of Filipinas I got propositioned a couple of times by them while going to the washroom.

WB looked to have his sight set on a busty fili with specs, and yes she was a stand out kind of a girl in the crowd with those specs on! I went around to look for her (no to overtake WB, but trying to get her for him, the usual wingman stuff) But she was moving around in a herd and it was quite hard to get her separated and well, I didn’t try that hard either.

After a while WB got her to our table and she looked quite nice, from the neck up too :P got her number and soon decided to move back to hotel to catch some sleep. While going to the hotel, decided to stop by Regal to see whats what. 100dhs entry! (I remember someone mentioning a way for free entry, Please whoever you are PM me) place was buzzing around 12:30, nice ratio, and good looking merchandise as always, in order to get the feel of the market approached a couple of blondes standing right next to the pools tables, they were adamant on a duo performance, including a lesbo show, and promising all the moons and the stars if I paid 1k each, I laughed off and walked away, while having a beer, one of them approached me and said she can go with me but she needs to hook up her friend with someone since she cant speak any English. I said ok, I’ll wait but I’ll pay 500, since half of the night is almost over and I have to get up early so there wont be any morning delight either, so it would be a LT which will actually be ST, understanding my logic she countered with 700, finalized the deal at 600 if she can go within half an hour, and guess what she fixed her friend with someone within 10 minutes and we were off.

Back at the hotel, normally I never face any problem at the reception as no one EVER stopped me asking for id from the lady, but the guy at the reception that night (a bald(ish), chubby(ish)) guy stopped us and asked for the lady’s id, she gave the photocopy of her passport, but the asshole asked her for her original passport, I asked why, he replied it is a policy, I asked what would you do with the original, he replied he’ll make a copy and return it. I told him that the lady is already giving him a ready made copy and he can save himself the trouble and accept the copy, but he kept arguing. She didn’t had her original passport so she called her friend to bring it over, and we had to wait in the lobby for the 30 minutes her friend took to bring the passport, it wasn’t that bad, we got to talking and she got time to get relaxed with me, but I still am pissed off at that asshole, there were families coming and going and most of the lady’s ‘stuff’ was on display as she was dressed too provocatively, not slutty, but somethings were visible through certain angles!

Anyhow finally back in the room and she turned out to be a superstar, and brought all the moons and stars she promised to the room! Because of her I was late to my meeting in the morning, but totally worth it.

By the way I have asked her about passing her contact on, and she is not ok with it, so please do not pm me asking for her number.

She is easily recognizable with her height nudging 5.10 and her fairly proportional tits, she works mostly in regal and stand at the same spot near the pool tables with her slightly shorter blonde friend.

More to follow!

So, I was in the mood for something a lil classy today. Being short of contacts, I decided to go browse through this popular classifieds website aimed at expatriates all over the world.

In the Dubai escorts' listing i found a posting by Jamila. She claimed to be of Maltese & American origin and to have just recently turned 18. I'm usually quite cynical of pictures posted on websites by independent service providers but I loved the pictures "Jamila" had put on her site -www.amazing-teen18.webs.com- (Jackson, I hope posting the website address to warn the forum of a scandal is alright).

So, I speak with Jamila over the phone (056-***9023) and quickly arrange for a 2Hr in-call arrangement at her hotel behind the Mall of Emirates. 2000 AED.

After making me wait in the lobby for about 45 mins, she asks me up to her room. And what I am faced with is a young African woman in her underwear and high heels, in a dimly lit room, trying her best to pretend to be "Jamila". I told her she looked nothing like the gal in the pictures. She had the audacity to say that I was the first person to make such a statement (must've been insisting on blindfolds I assume). I wasn't gonna pay 2000 for her, no way. I may have given in to the scam had I felt I was being offered good value for my 2k. I've seen similar gals going for 500ST at York. I left in a hurry with my 2k safely in my pocket.

On my drive back, I was wondering if the 45mins were used to orchestrate a switch. The racism angle always plays big on my mind. The women usually assume that an Indian man won't tip as well as a Caucasian or an Arab. So, I was thinking, maybe the real Jamila had checked me out as I entered the hotel, and then probably used the 45mins to call in a cheap replacement. Anyway, was thoroughly disappointed. Really wanted Jamila :D.

Caveat Emptor!

Went back to my regular Deira AMP. Paid 300+200 tip for the two Chinese chicks (top service!) and said goodbye to my desire to bed an upmarket sophisticated lady, at least for the time being.


DF
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Next day I was quite busy with the work and stuff, so once I was free decided to finally pop my phili cherry, WB acted greedy and booked victoria for the second night too, lucky bastard, and kept on taunting me with the quality of service she provided him last night, again, lucky bastard!

A phili was decided so headed to seaview, reached there at about 10:30, favoring ratio, got a really nice seat on the right side of the stage, ordered drinks and enjoyed music while eyeing up the talent.

A PRC caught my eye, with huge tits and wearing (sort of) a see through lingerie for a dress with nice tits (WB, you might remember her, she was dancing right in front of us the other day) She kept on giving me the look, but I was more inclined to stick with the plan and finally nab a phili. While looking around I felt a herd standing right behind me, and guess what I was mobbed by the Africans, sitting, standing and dancing around me, leaving me with no contact with the outside world! Soon the pinching, grabbing, rubbing and poking started and left me pissed off, why the fuck don’t they understand when they are politely told that they are not welcome! It looks to me as it is a tactic to stop approaches from other girls and you finally give in and take one of them home.

Anyways after a while I decided to leave my fucking perfect table to go out to hunt, set my eye on a slim and tall, cute looking philipina, but it looked like she wasn’t paying attention at all, finally got her away from her heard and asked her to join me for a drink, nice girl, with a great attitude, I decided that she will be the one poping my cherry, while she was standing with me, a fellow punter decided to be an asshole and engage her while she was talking to me and sipping my drink, anyhow the girl had principals, so she refused at first but at his insistence she quoted 1.5k!! now I started worrying since 1.5 is premier money for an A lister, but while talking more with me she quoted 500 and stated that’s because she likes me, I didn’t counter it, 500 is very very reasonable for her.

Back in the hotel at 1, eased past the reception since that asshole was not on duty. In the room she took her time to get comfortable with me, after an hour of so of talking, went to bed, and I am happy to report that all said about the phili passion is true, great bbbj, she kept on going until I stopped her to do the deed, great session, she fucked like bunnies, and truly enjoyed the punishment I gave her for being too nice to me. Another session in the morning, she passed with flying colors and earned herself an extra 100!

Her name is Jane and open to idea of me passing her along to fellow RESPECTED and KNOWN members. So newbies, don’t even bother asking, the privilege is only for trusted guys.

Next Up……Victorian Times!

Back in town after a short vacation.

While I was away, lots of the gals kept in touch to see if I was ok, or to ask for small presents.

Came back with a load of slutty lingerie, vibes, pluigs, restraints and lord knows what else. All on request.

I think the girls were channeling WR or something since I am not much of a toy guy and was a bit clueless and overwhelmed in the shop. Didn't know where to start!

The folks in the "Adult Department Store" I visited were super nice and it was a bit odd having a housewife looking type showing me around the store. "This remote egg has GREAT range! "

She: And this is a great toy too!

Me: What the hell is it?! (I really had no idea. Looked like a snakes tongue on a stick)

She: It's a clitoral stimulator. And you can bend and flex it too!

And I even got a membership card.

Must say, I was a touch nervous at the DXB airport, but came through without incident.

Now, in order to 'deliver the goods', I'm going to have to meet the girls in person I suppose. Wonder if they will model for me or ask for lessons on how to use their new toys.

Anyways. Hope you guys had a good Ramadan/ Eid etc. Etc.

Have my first buxom visitor eagerly arriving in a couple of hours and she insists that she will "suck me like a dragon". Whatever that means.

I think she will look great in the outfit I got her.

Good to be home!

WB

Third day was a Friday, so had a long sleep in my comfy bed till 5pm, woke up and saw a couple of texts from WB explaining how he has defiled the cute looking Victoria, you guys already know what he did to those glasses, who were the selling point, WB confirmed that he was leaving town that night so finally I can get my hands on the lovely Victoria, without wasting anytime and thinking to beat Neurones to it, I called her up and booked her for the night.

She was kind enough to ask me what I would like her to wear outside and inside. Well I don’t like slutty outfits unless it is a slutty underwear, so asked her to dress casually outside and pay attention to the undies.

She arrived bang on time, but she was stopped near the elevators by the fuckfaced asshole, who was present at the reception and even my intervention was not enough. So again we had to wait for the next hour in the lobby for her mamasan to bring her original passport. Her dress might have attracted the attention, as her idea of casual was a micro mini skirt with a tiny tube top! And it wasn’t easy sitting with her at 11 in the lobby with all the eyes glancing through, and that asshole constantly smirking.

Finally got in the room, and got to talking, and man that girl can talk!! She talked non stop for 3 hours explaining her life to me. And WB can vouch for me when I say that it was too hard not to touch those tits for that long!!

Finally decided to down to business, once she was out of her clothes, the awesomeness came out, great lingerie, slutty enough to turn me on instantly, and without wasting a moment she was down to business with a great bbbj. Finally I got to hold those gigantic tits in my hands but thay felt really really weird since they were lumpy and places and plain saggy t other, but that must be due to the recent birth she gave, and that might also explain that funny taste of her tits! By the way WB totally ruined the experience for me by telling me he came all over her face, I couldn’t kiss her AT ALL!! And DFK is one of the necessities for me.

But all in all she was worth the hype and the 1.1k I gave her. Great girl, really cute and very accommodating.

Again, her contact is available for distribution to trusted members, but you all might have got it from WB already, and those whoever refused by WB, please take a hint and don’t ask me for it either.

I was pretty exhausted to work on my last day in dubai, but had to, since it was my last day.

I got some time to out and shop during the afternoon, so went to burjuman and bumped into Neurones there, he was there with a couple of Filipinas, which I assume were his dates, and he never introduced me to them! He wants all the girls for himself!

I was free around 8, thinking about calling up my portugese freebie for the night, but didn’t want to, because last time I ended up having a permanent GF while in Dubai and even after coming back home. So skipped the thought and decided to goto premier.

Arrived at 10:30, pretty empty, very few girls, even fewer guys, ordered a drink and stood at a corner on the left so I could see the comings and goings, for the next half an hour there was no coming and going, I locked my eyes with stunning looking brunette with a really classy dress, asked her to come over, she was really pretty but almost flat chested which isn’t my cup of tea, but her face was nice enough to compel me to make an inquiry 2k for the night, and by night I mean 5 am, and by 5 am I mean 1 shot and bye bye!!

On my insistence she came down to 1300 and morning till 7 am as I had an early flight, but she wanted money upfront, for which you can understand I said No, because at dubai forum, it is a fundamental rule to not to pay in the bar!!

I might have got her, but her b*tch of a friend decided to intervene, and started claiming that I was only wasting their time, so I told both of them to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] off, as till now the place filled up and was buzzing!

Incidently, it was either a bad day all in all or something, the quality seemed very very low to me, very very few stunner, most of them were already in negotiations, got a chance to talk to a nice looking, small, big titted Russian chick, had a welcoming attitude but quoted 2k, and came down to 1.5, and claimed money upfront!, moved ahead and kept walking through the club like a loser looking for a chick worth 1.5k I was willing to spend that night, but very very less candidates, with very very bad take me or leave me attitudes!

Had enough of it till 1, decided to call my regular Aida, she was available, asked her to meet me at the hotel in an hour, which she did, and performed like a lost lover! Managed to drain me 2 times during the short 5 hours we had.

Turned out to be a good night, but I am seriously doubting that premier has any chance of getting better, if I spend 1.5k, I need to feel like a fucking star, but those chicks just [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] you off, and how can one expect to have a great night after going through this?

Long Live Regal!

As you can see that I have developed a blonde CIS fixation, I'd appreciate if any of you guys give me the number of Emma, I believe she is the most trusted supplier of CIS merchandise these days. Also I'd appreciate if you can make an intro for me too.

Greek Niko was very very kind enough to send me the details of his contacts (for my special request) alongwith the pictures and other details, but most of them were africans, which I dont prefer, the CIS chick I tried calling, her cell was off throughout my stay.

As you vets can see from my reports that I am into young preferably CIS chicks, i'd appreciate if someone can forward me a couple trusted contacts who offer FULL menu.

Thanks in advance.

Of course you being Indian had nothing to do! They would have tried to cheat anyone, dark or white brown or yellow :)

Actually there may be a race element but not yours, this sounds suspiciously like a Brazilian girl Piper asked me to check who did not speak any portuguese.... Truth is Africans know they are at the bottom of the barrel (we may argue about the possible reasons) and they try to position themselves as anything but African.

Glad to know you managed to get out of there with your money!

[QUOTE=Daft Fuzz]So, I was in the mood for something a lil classy today. Being short of contacts, I decided to go browse through this popular classifieds website aimed at expatriates all over the world.

In the Dubai escorts' listing i found a posting by Jamila. She claimed to be of Maltese & American origin and to have just recently turned 18. I'm usually quite cynical of pictures posted on websites by independent service providers but I loved the pictures "Jamila" had put on her site -www.amazing-teen18.webs.com- (Jackson, I hope posting the website address to warn the forum of a scandal is alright).

So, I speak with Jamila over the phone (056-***9023) and quickly arrange for a 2Hr in-call arrangement at her hotel behind the Mall of Emirates. 2000 AED.

After making me wait in the lobby for about 45 mins, she asks me up to her room. And what I am faced with is a young African woman in her underwear and high heels, in a dimly lit room, trying her best to pretend to be "Jamila". I told her she looked nothing like the gal in the pictures. She had the audacity to say that I was the first person to make such a statement (must've been insisting on blindfolds I assume). I wasn't gonna pay 2000 for her, no way. I may have given in to the scam had I felt I was being offered good value for my 2k. I've seen similar gals going for 500ST at York. I left in a hurry with my 2k safely in my pocket.

On my drive back, I was wondering if the 45mins were used to orchestrate a switch. The racism angle always plays big on my mind. The women usually assume that an Indian man won't tip as well as a Caucasian or an Arab. So, I was thinking, maybe the real Jamila had checked me out as I entered the hotel, and then probably used the 45mins to call in a cheap replacement. Anyway, was thoroughly disappointed. Really wanted Jamila :D.

Caveat Emptor!

Went back to my regular Deira AMP. Paid 300+200 tip for the two Chinese chicks (top service!) and said goodbye to my desire to bed an upmarket sophisticated lady, at least for the time being.


DF
("",)[/QUOTE]

Df

Do not feel too bad. The same thing happened to me and I am white. I saw the same ad and called the same number. I ended up in the same hotel and probably the same room (341, right?). And I was met by the same African girl trying to pass herself off as the doll in the pictures. This is a classic case of bait and switch; they just figure that most punters will go through with it once they are in the room.

You did the smart thing, and I did the same thing. I walked out also. But I will give you some advice. You need to negotiate better. She had agreed to lower her price to 500 AED for 1 hour on the telephone before I visited her.

Jamilia on expatriates.com is definitely a scam.

You have all been warned.

Stu Cazzo

[QUOTE=Daft Fuzz]So, I was in the mood for something a lil classy today. Being short of contacts, I decided to go browse through this popular classifieds website aimed at expatriates all over the world.

In the Dubai escorts' listing i found a posting by Jamila. She claimed to be of Maltese & American origin and to have just recently turned 18. I'm usually quite cynical of pictures posted on websites by independent service providers but I loved the pictures "Jamila" had put on her site -www.amazing-teen18.webs.com- (Jackson, I hope posting the website address to warn the forum of a scandal is alright).

So, I speak with Jamila over the phone (056-***9023) and quickly arrange for a 2Hr in-call arrangement at her hotel behind the Mall of Emirates. 2000 AED.

After making me wait in the lobby for about 45 mins, she asks me up to her room. And what I am faced with is a young African woman in her underwear and high heels, in a dimly lit room, trying her best to pretend to be "Jamila". I told her she looked nothing like the gal in the pictures. She had the audacity to say that I was the first person to make such a statement (must've been insisting on blindfolds I assume). I wasn't gonna pay 2000 for her, no way. I may have given in to the scam had I felt I was being offered good value for my 2k. I've seen similar gals going for 500ST at York. I left in a hurry with my 2k safely in my pocket.

On my drive back, I was wondering if the 45mins were used to orchestrate a switch. The racism angle always plays big on my mind. The women usually assume that an Indian man won't tip as well as a Caucasian or an Arab. So, I was thinking, maybe the real Jamila had checked me out as I entered the hotel, and then probably used the 45mins to call in a cheap replacement. Anyway, was thoroughly disappointed. Really wanted Jamila :D.

Caveat Emptor!

Went back to my regular Deira AMP. Paid 300+200 tip for the two Chinese chicks (top service!) and said goodbye to my desire to bed an upmarket sophisticated lady, at least for the time being.


DF
("",)[/QUOTE]

Just wanted to thank Accipiters for his FRs submitted I mean man oh man do you know how to describe the situations while reading your reports I felt like I was there heh.

Once again thumbs up to you Accipiters

Regards,

AJ

Greetings,

Nothing like Old School. Going to the field. Well-equipped and well prepared. Chasing and hunting the right deer; inspecting your hunt 1st hand; sealing the deal and then heading back with joy and delight. The thrill is in the game. Makes your blood rush and your mind blown away.

The Journey is the reward!

Take Care and Have Fun

Cheers,

Jimmy

[QUOTE=Daft Fuzz]So, I was in the mood for something a lil classy today. Being short of contacts, I decided to go browse through this popular classifieds website aimed at expatriates all over the world.

In the Dubai escorts' listing i found a posting by Jamila. She claimed to be of Maltese & American origin and to have just recently turned 18. I'm usually quite cynical of pictures posted on websites by independent service providers but I loved the pictures "Jamila" had put on her site -www.amazing-teen18.webs.com- (Jackson, I hope posting the website address to warn the forum of a scandal is alright).

So, I speak with Jamila over the phone (056-***9023) and quickly arrange for a 2Hr in-call arrangement at her hotel behind the Mall of Emirates. 2000 AED.

After making me wait in the lobby for about 45 mins, she asks me up to her room. And what I am faced with is a young African woman in her underwear and high heels, in a dimly lit room, trying her best to pretend to be "Jamila". I told her she looked nothing like the gal in the pictures. She had the audacity to say that I was the first person to make such a statement (must've been insisting on blindfolds I assume). I wasn't gonna pay 2000 for her, no way. I may have given in to the scam had I felt I was being offered good value for my 2k. I've seen similar gals going for 500ST at York. I left in a hurry with my 2k safely in my pocket.

On my drive back, I was wondering if the 45mins were used to orchestrate a switch. The racism angle always plays big on my mind. The women usually assume that an Indian man won't tip as well as a Caucasian or an Arab. So, I was thinking, maybe the real Jamila had checked me out as I entered the hotel, and then probably used the 45mins to call in a cheap replacement. Anyway, was thoroughly disappointed. Really wanted Jamila :D.

Caveat Emptor!

Went back to my regular Deira AMP. Paid 300+200 tip for the two Chinese chicks (top service!) and said goodbye to my desire to bed an upmarket sophisticated lady, at least for the time being.


DF
("",)[/QUOTE]

Stu.. It was 315 this time around. :) I saw a couple more African gals in the lobby. It could be a bunch of chicks operating out of that place.

Do you think if it had been the real Jamila, she'd have come down to 500/hr? Just wondering. But you are right, I knew I'd be paying too much. But I thought the chick in the pictures was worth it. The African gal.. definitely not.

DF ("",)

[QUOTE=Stu Cazzo]
This is a classic case of bait and switch;

Jamilia on expatriates.com is definitely a scam.


Stu Cazzo[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Accipiters]Third day was a Friday, so had a long sleep in my comfy bed till 5pm, woke up and saw a couple of texts from WB explaining how he has defiled the cute looking Victoria, you guys already know what he did to those glasses, who were the selling point, WB confirmed that he was leaving town that night so finally I can get my hands on the lovely Victoria, without wasting anytime and thinking to beat Neurones to it, I called her up and booked her for the night.

She was kind enough to ask me what I would like her to wear outside and inside. Well I don’t like slutty outfits unless it is a slutty underwear, so asked her to dress casually outside and pay attention to the undies.

She arrived bang on time, but she was stopped near the elevators by the fuckfaced asshole, who was present at the reception and even my intervention was not enough. So again we had to wait for the next hour in the lobby for her mamasan to bring her original passport. Her dress might have attracted the attention, as her idea of casual was a micro mini skirt with a tiny tube top! And it wasn’t easy sitting with her at 11 in the lobby with all the eyes glancing through, and that asshole constantly smirking.

Finally got in the room, and got to talking, and man that girl can talk!! She talked non stop for 3 hours explaining her life to me. And WB can vouch for me when I say that it was too hard not to touch those tits for that long!!

Finally decided to down to business, once she was out of her clothes, the awesomeness came out, great lingerie, slutty enough to turn me on instantly, and without wasting a moment she was down to business with a great bbbj. Finally I got to hold those gigantic tits in my hands but thay felt really really weird since they were lumpy and places and plain saggy t other, but that must be due to the recent birth she gave, and that might also explain that funny taste of her tits! By the way WB totally ruined the experience for me by telling me he came all over her face, I couldn’t kiss her AT ALL!! And DFK is one of the necessities for me.

But all in all she was worth the hype and the 1.1k I gave her. Great girl, really cute and very accommodating.

Again, her contact is available for distribution to trusted members, but you all might have got it from WB already, and those whoever refused by WB, please take a hint and don’t ask me for it either.[/QUOTE]I have recently tried Victoria myself and my experience is similer to this report in nearly every aspect.

I got her for 800 for 2 hours.

FYI she has an ad posted in the Classifieds section

it was first night back in dubai, and i thought i had all the bases covered. i e-mailed the internet agency that i had corresponded with a couple times before and asked if the girl i was interested was available for outcall. they responded back by e- mail that she was available and asked the time.

i gave them a time and told them i lived in the marina. they came back and quoted me a much higher price (1700 aed). i told them that we agreed on 1500 two weeks ago. after some back and forth we finally settled on 1600 at 11 pm. in the mean time, i told her i didn't want any games, and if she didn't look like her photos, she would right back out the door. they asked me to send an sms to confirm the appointment time to their number (chinese). since most agencies have out of country numbers, i didn't question. i got a conformation back by sms. good to go.

i have 2 hours to kill, decide to go out and have dinner before heading back to my place. in the car a get an sms. "sorry vika is not available tonight. can me send anna instead? sorry about that. " i respond. "maybe another night, i was only interested in her. "

about 10 minutes later i get 2 sms together (foreign phones can delay). first message: "she might be available after all, give me 10 minutes. " second message: "she here now. she will be there at 11. "

i stop my car and call the chinese number. i girl with an eastern european accent answers. i asked her what was going and told her i didn't have time for games. she that vika was in another city, but just came back a few minutes ago and she was getting ready now. she would call me for directions before 11.

so i go have my dinner and head back to my place to wait. at 5 minutes 'til 11 still no contact. i call the chinese number, no answer. i send an sms at 11:05 and ask if she is running behind. i figure i'd give her until 11:15 and then look at other options.

at 11:10, my phone rings with a blocked number (i think "finally"). instead i get a guy with very broken english and a heavy asian accent. the call was very broken and staticy, but the part i could was "please give me your full address, account details, and phone number so we can wire you the deposit. " i ask the guy to repeat. finally, i hang up. he called right back. it's clearer this time. asian voice: "sir, we need your account details for we can wire the money. " me: "what money? " asian voice: "you won the grand prize, now please give us your details. " me: "are you out of your f***ing mind, who is this? " asian voice: "sir, i need your account number. " i hang up. he calls back i don't answer. 30 second later, i get an sms from the chinese number. "sorry, vika cannot make it tonight. i am really sorry. i will make you a big discount next time. "

my response "whatever, you are a scam. why are you calling for my account details. " no reply.

well now it's 11:30, so i figure i can still do a little mongering.

first stop – rattlesnakes in metropolitan. i'm no good at dealing with doormen, so i pay the 60 aed. the pickings are average to below average. mostly afrikan and asian cis way past their "sell by" date. i get my free drink (water). i don't mix alcohol with mongering. i wander around and suddenly i get a poke in my ribs. there is a girl i had in february. surprisingly after 7 months and countless other faces, she remembers me. i looked later and i still had her number in my phone. i will write a report on her later since she is still around. i was looking for something new and different, so i politely declined her advances and moved on. one more time around the bar, nothing else to see, so i moved on.

next stop – rockafellas in regal. another 100 aed is entry fee. the guy is very rude. he says give me 100 aed, no drink entry only. i stand and look at him to see if he was really going to be that direct and rude to a customer. he says again, give me 100 aed or go. cj almost tells this guy to kiss him where the sun don't shine, but i refrain and give him 100 aed. note to self to complain to regal about friendliness of door guy at a later date. inside was more cis. music is better. live band. singer is average, but the guitarist is quite skilled. at first there doesn't seem to be many girls, but for some reason, they don't stay near the door. i don't like the way this bar is laid out, as you cannot circle or see very well. you basically have to stand in one spot and look around, move to another spot, stand and move around. much more cis here, but still a little older than i look for. finally after about 30 minutes, i spot a great set of breasts attached to a kazakistan looking girl in the corner. i circle around and move in. normal dubai small talk. how are you? where are you from? etc. i hate this part. so we get to her. she says i am from russia. i call bs on her. i tell her she looks very kazak or possibly krgystan. she says, wow, you must have a lot of girlfriends. i say, i've lived in dubai for 6 years (mild exaggeration). i don't have a lot time for games, i know the system here. i look at her very direct and confidently. she immediately says, do you want a full night. i say hiw much is that. she says 1k. much lower than i am expecting as people see a nicely dressed european guy, they typically aim high. surprised by the low offer, i accept. she asked for money right away. i tell her that i have lived here a long time, and to trust me, she will get her money. she says ok and we head out.

30 minute drive back to the marina. she tells me she is really from moscow and that her mom is turkish. i don't argue, but i don't believe her either. we tell a couple stories. i tell her that i surprised by how friendly she is, and it's not like normal russian people. she laughs. this breaks the ice and we start to click.

enter cjs palace – i get her a beer at her request and i pour myself a vodka redbull. i offer her vodka, to which she says she doesn't like vodka. again i ask if she is really russian. it becomes a sort of joke for the evening.

we have a couple drinks. go out on the balcony to watch the ocean for a minute. then i give her a quick tour of the house. we end in my room and have one more drink. i excuse myself to fill up the jacuzzi. we finish our drinks and i tell her to follow me. as soon as she see the large jacuzzi full of bubbles, she is game. she strips and jumps right in. we relax with our drinks and talk some more. i little playing under the water. i ask her if she liked kissing, she says yes. we have a nice make-out session in the jacuzzi. she quickly gets very enthusiastic, finally at her request we get out and move to the bedroom. more kissing. she has great b+ to see cup with extremely erect nipples. i move onto them. after a few other little tricks i like to do (i keep those to myself), i move in for daty. she is more than ready and finished in less than a minute. i keep going but more softly to let her recover a little. she pulls me up a little and asks me to move around in the 69 position. i oblige and she begins a bbbj. no request for condom or anything. after that we move into several other positions. i can't get over her enthusiasm energy and eagerness to please. i don't do greek, so i didn't ask, but every other request was done exactly how i wanted. finally we both collapse exhausted. after a few minutes, i decide i'm either hungry or tired. i call a few places and no one will deliver (it's 4:30 am). so we chat a bit. i tell her i'm exhausted and i want to sleep. she can either sleep here or head out. she calls her ride. of course the ride cannot my place (it's off the beaten path). so i give her enough cash to get a taxi to main part of the marina. i take her number and she's off. a quick call to make sure she got outside ok, and i pass out for the night.

damages: 1000 + 15 taxi + 160 entry fees

my rating:

face: 7, probably a little low as i don't like asian looking women that much

body: 7, one small tattoo on lower back, great breasts, olive skin, no mommy marks, little pudge in the stomach, but not too bad (she called it her beer belly?)

attitude: 10, very warm and friendly, however ymmv. i'm typically an likable guy, so i have good luck in the category.

skills 9: bbbj when in 69 had a couple teeth scraps, not too bad, it was probably the awkward position (i was on top). she knew all positions and loved everything.

recommendation: she's on my speed dial. will definitely be calling her again.

cj

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These reports date back to July, so hopefully I am not wasting anybody’s time by posting these, as I guess the info is still relevant.

My first day was July 20th

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That was the same night WB & Neurones bailed and left me in the Music Room with 4 Fili girls - was one of my last nights of my summer bachelor days.

Struggling to get used to the mundane life again - still not found any gems in New Dubai since Christina packed it all up - hopefully there's a week of fun in December comming up. Cannot Wait!!