FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=FinnishFucker;1935533]It was Sunday evening I visited Artemis and banged Evan. I did not have any other girls, better to quit when you are winning!

Cheers, FF.[/QUOTE]A big thanks to Finnish Fucker for his updated intel. Decided to make the journey back to Artemis two weekends ago on a Saturday to see Evan after missing out on her during the IFA in early September.

Arrived early evening and was informed by reception she was working that night. But after looking around for a couple of hours, I was starting to think if she was truly there. Then lo and behold I saw her. Apparently she starts work at around 9 pm. Long dark brown hair, mini bra-less corset and tight cutoff denim mini-skirt exposing her gorgeous pussy. Also wearing thick black framed glasses. Smoking hot slim body with nice silicon B's and nipples that would poke your eyes out if they were faced in your direction close up.

At first, I didn't recognize her because she had changed hair color from light brown to her natural color which was dark brown and I partially forgotten what her face looked like. But on closer inspection, I remembered that Olivia Wilde (actress) twinkle in her eyes and facial resemblance and off to the races we went. Really nice girl and great Optifick.

She'll be around to mid-October then taking a break for a few weeks. Hope to catch her again in late November when I return to Germany.

Howie.

Ventured here on rainy Saturday.

Briefly went with.

Mary 29.5 yo 165 cm Bulgarian blonde. Familiar territory. Did not disappoint.

Suna 23 yo 158 cm Thai girl born in Germany now from Hamburg. First meeting very wet pussy, provocative encouragement, super FK, nice girl, quite stunning. GFE.

Kimberly. Now 26-27 yo Barbados / German mix 172 cm from Hamburg - 4-5 years ago a regular at Art. Now 4-5 days per month due to other commitments. Loud and encouraging once into the deal. DATY /69 well received. Made me cum in condom during FK. This is rare, combination of active folk dancing, cute face, coercive statements, mutual playing. She still has it.

A good day out.

[QUOTE=Jerboa;1944543]Looking for some big fake tits ladies while in Berlin. Either in FKK's or independents / agency.[/QUOTE]J- Some sometimes at A but make advanced search also on Berlin Intim and Kaufmich. Many other options. Example [URL]http://www.berlinintim.de/sedcard-calida-41508.html?t=Lj0OW[/URL]. Also check Holly & Gizelle @ van Kampen and Klaudia @ Ginas Tango Rosa. In Berlin Bordellos thread.

This is a repost from the Berlin thread.

Berlin is a fantastic city for sex. It is 24/7, legal, with high quality.

It may be the best place for clubbing and sex in Europe.

Spent the afternoon until about midnight in Artemis on a Saturday. Earlier in the day the place was quiet, with maybe 20 girls total and 40-50 men. The breakfast had been out a while but was still decent. It was quite warm outside with bright sun so many people were outside. As this was not such a nice summer people were appreciative and in a good mood due to the gorgeous weather.

Some sharks tried playing some games soon after finishing eating. One girl who I thought was having a friendly conversation as it was my first time walked upstairs with me to show me the place. She immediately demanded 60 Euros. I laughed and told her I was not ready to go with a girl. She threatened to have me kicked out if I didn't pay. I told her good luck and walked myself back down the stairs. The other sharks were upset. I said, "If you would have not tried to scam me I would have gone with you in some time. Why would you treat people like this?" Their only response was an indignant, "Time is money. ".

To brush off the experience I decided to hit the weights in the gym. Worked about for about 45 minutes while chatting with some girls who were working out in their break. They were hot blonde German women.

I asked them if they worked there and they laughed. "Work?" They smiled at each other and walked to the showers.

In the gym I met a group of guys who were aimlessly wandering around. Decided to chat with them for a while. We decided to go upstairs and see how the scene was. We decided to get a drink and relax on the couches.

After 15 minutes or so I spotted a stunning Turkish girl who was about 5'11". She looked like a runway model. Smoking a cigarette, she gave me an inviting glance. Decided to stop and talk with her.

She mentioned 30 minutes was 60 Euros and included BBBJ. After we went up to the room.

She started by sucking me quite hard for about 15 minutes. Her technique, even with coaching, was a little rough for me. She finally found a decent rhythm and got me hard. After I motioned, she put a condom on me. We fucked in missionary, doggy, and had her ride me cowgirl. I finally finished in missionary. She gave me a naughty look while she played with herself. She did give a massage of five minutes to start the session.

After, I hit the showers and came back to have some water. The cappucino was excellent, also. Beers are 10 Euros and you must buy tokens. Thankfully you have to pay because later I think things may get out of hand if they had unlimited free alcohol.

The group I met decided to have some of the dinner which had just come out. It was excellent.

Some Chile con carne dish. Really top notch food and fruits available. Healthy options if you want it.

After eating we hung out in the pool and hot tub. The weather was perfect, and many men were outside.

We met some other men who were alone and open to chat. It was great having to make friends there as no electronic devices are allowed in public. We chatted for about an hour while getting some sun.

After we decided to go in. I immediately spotted a girl darker girl. She was from Romania. She had some different lingere on. We hit it off quickly and I decided to take her. Same deal as the last girl.

We went to a different room. She started with sucking me. She did not have the best technique. After maybe 10 minutes we decided to go at it. She was rather passive in the event. It was hard to stay motivated. She could tell I was having a hard time staying interested and did a little more to try and make it exciting. After a while I finally found a good rhythm with her and finished in doggy style.

After returning it was dark outside. Many more men and women had arrived. Decided to drink some more and eat some more food. Wasn't sure if I was going to take another girl or not. And then I saw her.

A girl named Alejandra, a name I will not forget, walked across who was exactly what I was looking for.

Hot little spinner, natural red hair, light skin from Spain. She was 31 years old. Gorgeous. All natural, as were all the other women I took.

I had to wait for her to finish talking with an older man before I got my chance. We talked briefly. I immediately took her. To say it was the best session was an understatement. She immediately started with BBBJ when entering the room, not even bothering to wash me off first like the other girls had. She had a passion the other girls did not have. I was so drained that I felt I could last forever. She reminded me I had to finish soon as we were over time. I finally found the right groove and finished the best in missionary with her. She was genuinely moaning and rubbing my body. Perfect.

We laid there for about five minutes and talked some. She was really into it. A true GFE. We both went downstairs where it was absolutely ridiculous. Many guys were lining up along the railing to the stairs, hoping to get the first chance at their girl of choice. It was around 11 PM.

I hung out with my new friends a while as they watched and complained about how many guys there were.

If you hadn't had your fill by then you were out of luck. It was way too packed. Realizing I wasn't going to take any more girls I decided to head out. The music in the venue was excellent, for those who are interested. Did not see any girls dancing on the poles when I was there.

I'll talk about my experiences at the 24/7 brothels of Berlin next, as I spent most of my time in Aston and Stella.

[QUOTE=NookyNinja;1942827]Did not know you can major in etiquette at Trump University.[/QUOTE]Oh well said sir! ROFL!

Hey fellas,

Got a few questions. I'll start with the weirdest one to get this nonsense out of the system:

1. In Amsterdam, I've been with two girls. Both of them addressed the larger size of my penis (it's around 7 x6. 5), and one of them said that penetration would cost extra because of that. I hope that's nonsense and I'll hear none of that in Artemis, what do you say?

2. I'm arriving to Berlin in around 17:00 PM Thursday. That means I'll arrive to Artemis minimum on 20:00 that day. Is it a good day? Is it too late? Has anyone stayed in until late night? What I consider good = Not very crowded, and some nice amount of women to choose. I'm not very experienced with this stuff (the 2 prost. In Amsterdam were my first experiences).

3. I'm a bit ashamed of my body. I'm slightly overweight and slightly hairy, I know this is silly. But I expect no one will give me any hard time about my looks.

4. What's the time you recommend staying in the place? Is it safe leaving it -alone- in after night hours (2-3 AM)?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Ned123;1945457]Hey fellas,

Got a few questions. I'll start with the weirdest one to get this nonsense out of the system:

1. In Amsterdam, I've been with two girls. Both of them addressed the larger size of my penis (it's around 7 x6. 5), and one of them said that penetration would cost extra because of that. I hope that's nonsense and I'll hear none of that in Artemis, what do you say?

2. I'm arriving to Berlin in around 17:00 PM Thursday. That means I'll arrive to Artemis minimum on 20:00 that day. Is it a good day? Is it too late? Has anyone stayed in until late night? What I consider good = Not very crowded, and some nice amount of women to choose. I'm not very experienced with this stuff (the 2 prost. In Amsterdam were my first experiences).

3. I'm a bit ashamed of my body. I'm slightly overweight and slightly hairy, I know this is silly. But I expect no one will give me any hard time about my looks.

4. What's the time you recommend staying in the place? Is it safe leaving it -alone- in after night hours (2-3 AM)?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Nothing to worry about on all 4 points. Only thing that matter is size of your wallet.

[QUOTE=Ned123;1945457]1. I've been with two girls. Both of them addressed the larger size of my penis (it's around 7 x6. 5), and one of them said that penetration would cost extra because of that. I hope that's nonsense and I'll hear none of that in Artemis, what do you say?[/QUOTE]Ninja now cannot sleep thinking about this thing you packing. Too much info. Sound like Rubik's Pube. But as long as not put in nose or ear, should be no problem.

[QUOTE]2. I'm arriving to Berlin in around 17:00 PM Thursday. That means I'll arrive to Artemis minimum on 20:00 that day. Is it a good day? Is it too late? Has anyone stayed in until late night? What I consider good = Not very crowded, and some nice amount of women to choose.[/QUOTE]2000 good time to start. Friday and Saturday maybe slightly more girls, will be more crowded after 2300-Thurs fine won't be problem.

[QUOTE]3. I'm a bit ashamed of my body. I'm slightly overweight and slightly hairy, I know this is silly. But I expect no one will give me any hard time about my looks.[/QUOTE]Half men at Artemis look like this. You will feel like you are in big family of many brothers. In A, Euros uber alles and make everyone handsome. Also beer.

[QUOTE]4. What's the time you recommend staying in the place? Is it safe leaving it -alone- in after night hours (2-3 AM)?[/QUOTE]Safe area generally. Just keep eyes open going north then east from tire garage over bridge from street to S Bahn station if you go that way. Should not be a problem. Going south to Kronprins Hotel also fine.

Thank you for the kind answer.

As this is going to cost a lot, I wouldn't want to take the risk. Is there a place in Berlin where I can buy any help like Kamagra or (less preferred) cialis? Off the counter I guess.

Friday morning checked out of my room in Schneberg, and took the S-bahn ring clockwise up to Artemis, got off at Halensee stn, this is a good tip if coming from this direction, as there is a bank and ATM across the road, and then you can walk to Artemis in 5 minutes.

Arrived early at about 11:30, place was obviously still quiet, especially as they'd just had the 11 year party the night before, I got showered and walked into the lounge, ordered a espresso, and got chatting to Priscilla and her mate, she is a German blonde barbie type, with large boobs and tattoos, told her I'd come find her later. Had a walk about and got some lunch, back in the lounge I spotted Mya, she is a pretty Hungarian brunette, I have known her from previous trips, as I've taken her friend but not her, she was friendly and was trying to get me to do a 3 some with her friend, I rarely ever do 3 somes, but I would of taken Mya, not sure why I didn't, guess I had no rush to punt, so went downstairs to the wellness area, and took a sauna and a dip in the pool.

Priscilla half hour.

The time was about 14:30 so fancied a first punt of the day, Priscilla was still about, so went over to her at the bar, and we were soon off to a room, I've sessioned with her a couple of times, and she is good, so was looking forward to it, she has the fake barbiedoll look, long blonde hair extensions to her waist, toned and tanned size 10 body with lots of tattoos, large fake 700 CC implants, pumped lips.

This woman looks like a pornstar, and also performs like one, Priscilla was fine with me playing with her big boobs, and she kissed lightly, OWO was very well done, and she did not rush or try to upsell to CIM, let her carry on sucking me, did various positions, she took a good pounding.

Took a rest and a drink at the bar, got talking to a German-Thai girl called Suna, quite pretty 23 yr old, she seemed like a fun girl, but as I'd just returned from the room wanted a break, unfortunately I never saw Suna later that evening. I decided to leave and check into the hostel only a short distance away, wanted somewhere to get a few hours kip, bed in 6 bed dorm 13, made my bed and headed back to Artemis.

Back at the club I was in the lounge again, and was chatting to Vanity, she's a pretty German-African girl, who I'd sessioned last year, made a note to put her on the list.

Anja half hour.

A little later I got talking to her friend Anja, she was a cute young German blonde girl, slim size 8, small boobs light tan and few tattoos, she was bubbly and funny in the bar, and I fancied a second punt, so off we went, another good punt, decent OWO, and sex in several positions, wasn't amazing but efficient.

By this time I was starving, so got some dinner, which wasn't bad, potato and meatballs. Wasn't in a rush for another session, even though girls were trying to tempt me, I sat in the lounge, on one of the mattresses to the side, and watched the room for talent, I spotted my evil nemesis the Hungarian MILF Virginia, the one hooker at Artemis who hates my guts! Not guilty gents, as shaggy said it wasn't me! Maybe she mistook me for someone else, but anyway she totally ignores me, no tell a lie she did actually look at me a couple of times that evening.

I went down to the sauna, for a sweat, I used to be able to take it, wanted out after 10 minutes, boy the ice water pool woke me up! Had a bit of a swim in the main pool, then got a drink at the downstairs bar.

Alessandra half hour.

Took a wander back upstairs, time was 10 pm and club was fairly busy, was looking for Suna or another target, bumped into Alessandra, said she was Spanish, petite brunette of 32, told me all the things she wanted to do to me, with many girls it's all talk, but got a good vibe with her, so off we went upstairs, now this girl was all over me, DFK and soon on her knees sucking me off, in fact even gagging PSE on my dick, this lady was true to her words, let her carry on oral for a good while, then got condom on and did doggy, and Mish to finish.

It was getting late, but the club would go on till 5 am, so still had several hours left, but didn't plan to stay all night, there was a cute young brunette with glasses that I've seen at the club before, never got to chat to her before, every time I saw her back in the lounge she was with another guy, so popular girl, just one of those things, will try harder next time.

Anna half hour.

Now the last punt of the night was a sexy busty blonde Romanian called Anna, she tempted me at the bar, looked hot, and was funny, not to sharky, so took her to a room, a very enjoyable 30 minutes, good oral and sex in several positions, no rush to make me cum, would repeat with Anna.

I took the usual shower and got a drink in the lounge, people watched for a bit, then got bored and tired, so left at about 3 am, short taxi back to my hostel.

Saturday.

I returned to Artemis Saturday evening at 8 pm, had flight home on Sunday morning so planed on staying to closing, the place was fairly busy, with some talent in the lounge, went and got some dinner, then sat in the lounge, there was a few girls I liked the look of, but wasn't in a big rush to session, so went downstairs for a sauna and swim.

Came back up half hour or so later, I was walking around the lounge, and bumped into a guy from another board called Ben, had no idea he's be at Artemis, so had a chat with him in the lounge, and took a walk about together looking for a girl.

Ben went to the room with a Austrian blonde, forgot her name, she had tried to tempt me earlier, but wasn't sure, but apparently she was a good session. I was looking for a session, the few girls on my list all seemed to be busy, and struggled to find someone I liked, but that's just me becoming to fussy.

Erika half hour.

At about 4 am a hour till closing the choice had really thinned out, and downstairs by the kino bumped into Erika a brunette MILF in her 40's with large fake tits, straight to the room by kino, OWO was good, but a few times she tried to rush into sex, but I stopped her, until I was ready, sex in a few positions, but Erika really hates sweat, I was shagging away and of course I will be sweaty, this got in the way, and hampered me from cumming, gave up at 30 minutes, and called it a night, got train to airport.

I was hoping to see Jenna back at the club, but she is still off work, fingers crossed she will return.

Hi guys, Jenna was supposed to come back in August-September. Can anybody confirm if she's back to Artemis? Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=RioDeJaneiro1;1946203]Hi guys, Jenna was supposed to come back in August-September. Can anybody confirm if she's back to Artemis? Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Sorry guys, just read the post below mine. She's not back. Very sad. Are there other girls with her boob size at Artemis? I want to give it a try if that's the case. I'm used to Frankfurt, close to France. Berlin is a long way, must be worth it. I share the same views as Mr. Ho. Palace Frankfurt has stunners although sharky. Sharks is volatile, sometimes some nice surprises but rather stable in LU. Oase is falling in pieces, poor LU and new trend of sharkiness which was not the case before. Remember of a very poor experience with a busty albanian at Oase. Never again. As a result, need to try new places. Hesitating between Paradise Saarbrucken and Artemis. Who has more sillies will win. So far, paradise seems less sharky but Artemis looks more silliconed. Life is tough. Any advice more than welcomed. I consider myself as a newbie, only 12 FKK visits in my counter so far, all in Franfkfurt.

[QUOTE=Jerboa;1946131]

I was hoping to see Jenna back at the club, but she is still off work, fingers crossed she will return.[/QUOTE]Hi, many thanks for this report. Did you see any girl with the same boob size as Jenna?

[QUOTE=RioDeJaneiro1;1946206]Hi, many thanks for this report. Did you see any girl with the same boob size as Jenna?[/QUOTE]There are some Barbie types with 700-800 CC, but nothing as big as Jenna, you could look for Priscilla and Virginia.

I think the biggest boobs at this moment are Hollys boobs. Holly is a German girl, I estimate them from 800-1000.