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When to Midnight in Soi Cowboy last night.

I like Midnight because I think they have the prettiest girls that get naked on stage. In my opinion, Tilac, Sharks, and Baccara have the most beautiful women but they keep their clothes on at those 3 places.

Let me give you three warnings about Midnight though.

1. They have girls dressed up as Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders that do NOT fuck. They only job is to get you to buy them as many lady drinks as possible. You cannot bar fine them and they don't fuck. These twats, however, don't tell you that until you've already spent a few hundred baht on them. Avoid the cheerleaders.

2. They put on a 'show' at Midnight but it isn't anything more than 8-10 of their best girls dressed up in little bikinis strutting down the runway and then taking off their clothes. The problem is that most of those girls in the show are ladyboys so be careful. The girl that I was sitting with told me that four of the girls on stage were ladyboys. Three were obvious to me but damned if I could have picked out the fourth one. Danger!

3. The mama-sans at Midnight — which are old, well past their prime ex-dancers —- pester the customers to hurry up and choose a girl. I don't appreciate the pressure. I'll buy some twat when I'm good and ready so leave me alone, you fucking hag.

disagree with almost your entire post pro.


[quote=the pro]you will, in thailand, generally find the pushy loud mouthed "i am better than you" girls will go for the young guy. its like a trophey to them to stick the middle finger up at the other girls to say they can pull a young guy. they more often than not do not like the young guy and will go out of their way to get drunk or other things to avoid the sex, but its not about the sex, its all about showing off to the other girls.[/quote]

i haven't experienced this at all. i find that the pushy loud mouthed girls more often are looking to brag about having some old rich guy who doesn't even fuck her and just wants to take her shopping and buy her handbags and shoes all day.

a few times i did feel like i was being used to show off to the other girls a little bit, but the girl wasn't pushy or loud mouthed.


[quote]women naturally like older men, they find them more caring, more money in the wallet, more sensual, less selfish and generally all round much better for them.[/quote]

they like men who are maybe 5 years older, or at the most 10. anything much over that and it's solely about money or maybe creepy [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord129][CodeWord129][/url] desires she has for her father.


[quote]men naturally like younger girls as it gives them a confidence boost, they want to feel young and like a stallion..[/quote]

that's not why i like younger girls. i'm attracted to their lack of jadedness, their innocence, their girlish energy and emotionality.

It's all just a business deal.

If you are well groomed, clean shaved, freshly showered, physically fit, wear nice clothes, use a pleasant smelling after shave or colonge, keep your breath smelling sweet, carry yourself with confidence, treat the girls with enough respect so that they feel good about themselves, and aren't a blatant cheap charlie you will have no problem pulling even the most delectable girls unless you are in your seventies.

You will still pull if you meet the above criteria even if you are 100, but you might have to take a girl who is 25 or 30 instead of a nineteen year old, but you can still pull a beautiful and very sexy girl.

You wouldn't want to take home a stinky, filthy, dumpy slattern. The girls are going to angle for the most return on their investment. If you are older but make yourself attractive you will beat out a young, sloppy, smelly, drunken creep almost every time.

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Had the same problem with AIS. Opting out is pretty easy. Either call their hotline or look for a phone menu item called "AIS/DTAC/TRUE services" or something like that. Confirm that you want to unsubscribe to their "info" (SPAM) service and you're done!

[QUOTE=Kumbu]The idea that you must be younger than 35 to snag a looker at Climax is incorrect, IMHO. I think it definitely helps if you are good looking, but not a deal breaker if you are not.

Some observations from various nights at Climax:

1. I watched this young, attractive, athletic white guy with a full head of hair bounce from girl to girl getting rejected at every stop for over 2 hours. I'm not sure what he was doing wrong, but it wasn't working for him. I suspect he was asking them straight out if they do anal or something like that, so maybe he was ok with all the rejection. He eventually hooked up with a hag of a girl. I saw him at Climax on multiple nights, and he was having a tough time each of those nights.

2. There is a regular guy there (maybe a member of this forum?) who dresses in a suit, does the super humble wai to all the girls, and seems to be just a very happy soul. He is easily into his mid-50s, not particularly athletic, neither good- nor bad-looking, but seems to be willing and eager to have a good time. I have seen him there on many occasions over the last year or so, and he must be catching some poontang or else he would not return as often as he does.

3. I bumped into a balding early-50s American who was an asshole of the highest order. He didn't give anyone (including me) the time of day, he was looking at all the girls like he was undressing them mentally, seemed like a true slime ball. But here too, he was successful - he seemed to have money, and that was all that mattered.

So here we have one case of a young, good-looking guy who has a hard time, and two cases of somewhat older, not so good-looking guys who are finding success.

Several girls have told me the following. They are looking for a money-making experience, with some good sex, with someone who is not going to rip their vaginas to pieces. So they want sensual sex with a generous man. Often, the young guns are overly aggressive in their love making, end before the girl does, and then because they are young and are using their student loans to pay for this trip to BKK, they are thrifty with their tips. Older guys are often (not always) more in-tuned to the girl, are less vigorous, and often (not always) pay more at the end.

I think the sweet spot for these girls are guys in their mid-late thirties. These people have the looks still, they have enough money, and they are decent love makers. And of course, this is just my opinion.[/QUOTE]I been to Climax one time, it was right across the street where I was staying and I decided to check it out. I was not impressed with the talent at all, maybe it was a bad night. I talked to one gal, she was ok looking, a bit better than average actually, but was distant, so I decided to stop talking to her. I didn't leave the area I simply ignored her. A few minutes later she ordered a beer and expected me to pay for it. I told the waitress I wasn't with her, to pay it herself.

I end up picking up a gal, she almost looked like Lucy Loo, but a petite version. When the sex started, her vagina started to stink so I finished up fast. I didn't bother banging her in the morning, but she did offer.

I echo the sentiments of Evianist, I'm quite young looking and some of the places on Soi Cowboy, most notably, Baccarra, the girls there didn't pay me much attention. A few girls would come up and say hello, but they were uninterested from the get go. I guess my suave and debonair looks didn't swoon them LOL. I did however have a pretty wild time upstairs at Dollhouse, I was going to BF 2 girls, but I already finished some business earlier and if I were to BF 2 girls, I would've wanted to have all bullets in the chamber, so to speak.

Hello all,

Does anyone have any luck scoring at places like RCA and the Siam shopping centers? I enjoy the chase, but with limited knowledge of the Thai language, i felt I was truly at a disadvantage. Although, someone said the particular venue where I was at was not so good. I did manage to score a freebie at afterhours club underneath the Windsnor Hotel. I forget the name of it, Scratchhouse? There were many nice looking girls there.

Some other places I enjoyed, a very sexy darker girl from one of those so called legit massage places, with nail and laundry service. She looked almost like Beyonce in the face. Unfortunately, she had a few stretch marks but nothing too bad, the body was bangin. On a sad note, i looked through her pics on her cell phone and as she went through them, there was a picture of her son. She flipped quickly through it, not even acknowledging the little guy. Her English was terrible and I quickly tired of her.

Went to Akane, Best Massage, and Teen Massage (all on Soi 33) and had great experiences at all 3 of them. The first place I visited was Best Massage the first day I arrived and picked 2 girls and the experience was incredible. both gave BBBJ, DFK, and FS. One of the gals I chose, I think she was close to 30 but had an incredible body and incredible amount of sex appeal. She was working the register when i walked in.

Akane Spa is great, it says FS is not on the menu, but if you get a naughty girl, it is. :)

Mango spa on Soi 24 is another place that I would highly recommend. Most of the girls there were quite nice.

[QUOTE=Kumbu]The idea that you must be younger than 35 to snag a looker at Climax is incorrect, IMHO. I think it definitely helps if you are good looking, but not a deal breaker if you are not.

Some observations from various nights at Climax:

1. I watched this young, attractive, athletic white guy with a full head of hair bounce from girl to girl getting rejected at every stop for over 2 hours. I'm not sure what he was doing wrong, but it wasn't working for him. I suspect he was asking them straight out if they do anal or something like that, so maybe he was ok with all the rejection. He eventually hooked up with a hag of a girl. I saw him at Climax on multiple nights, and he was having a tough time each of those nights.

2. There is a regular guy there (maybe a member of this forum?) who dresses in a suit, does the super humble wai to all the girls, and seems to be just a very happy soul. He is easily into his mid-50s, not particularly athletic, neither good- nor bad-looking, but seems to be willing and eager to have a good time. I have seen him there on many occasions over the last year or so, and he must be catching some poontang or else he would not return as often as he does.

3. I bumped into a balding early-50s American who was an asshole of the highest order. He didn't give anyone (including me) the time of day, he was looking at all the girls like he was undressing them mentally, seemed like a true slime ball. But here too, he was successful - he seemed to have money, and that was all that mattered.

So here we have one case of a young, good-looking guy who has a hard time, and two cases of somewhat older, not so good-looking guys who are finding success.

Several girls have told me the following. They are looking for a money-making experience, with some good sex, with someone who is not going to rip their vaginas to pieces. So they want sensual sex with a generous man. Often, the young guns are overly aggressive in their love making, end before the girl does, and then because they are young and are using their student loans to pay for this trip to BKK, they are thrifty with their tips. Older guys are often (not always) more in-tuned to the girl, are less vigorous, and often (not always) pay more at the end.

I think the sweet spot for these girls are guys in their mid-late thirties. These people have the looks still, they have enough money, and they are decent love makers. And of course, this is just my opinion.[/QUOTE]

I wouldn't disagree with that assessment, and it often extends to non pros, especially in non First World countries.

At that age, you hopefully have some disposable income, you have learned to fuck better and with a bigger repertoire than the Energizer Bunny and you still look fairly good - meaning - you do NOT look like her father!

while we're at it, I think a good case can be made for early thirties being a woman's sexual jackpot. The horniest and best encounters I've had often come from this age group.

when i arrived at soi 3 it was 9.30 p.m. there was a need for a decent hotel should be very easy to locate and should be easy for car parking. because i don’t want my business counter part face any hassles to find me on the next morning.

so i booked my room just over the road (forget the name, guessing arab operated) bht1100 per night. i requested to front desk please send my staffs to the room or i’l pick up those when i enter in my room. he agreed. yeah i’m not entering in my room right now, let me explore the soi(s) first.

went to anny (report submitted on the respective forum) after that nep, then walking walking and walking. couple of beers, watching the free lancers but failed to find any one for my fancy. while crossing “hotel grace” certainly a blash stopped my legs. do i know this thin girl, doing in her own? i returned back in front of the food stroll but she was not there. she was seated on the foot step of a tuk tuk eating her food minutely. when i arrived in front of her she just lift up her chin and made a smile to me. oh same smile, same movement, as same as my ex girl friend was. she pointed a girl inside the tuk tuk was seated and with a very clear english asked me “will u like to take her”? i answered no i want u.

throwing her food staff she stand up in front of me and asked ‘how much u like to pay, i take 1000 for st’. i was so determined not to loose her and asked for lt; she agreed for bht1500. it was a bit long walking to reach my hotel from there but i decided to continue. in the middle she asked how long i’m in the city but i didn’t answered. again the same question but with a close shout. peep peep.. a signal raised in my mind but i ignored.

in the room i found my staffs decently stored and i have nothing to loss. while i was making my self out of my dress i found she is sitting on the edge of the bed without any movement. i realized, with this girl, tonight will be an unfortunate night for me. immediately than she started begging to me no lt, she’v a headache, she want to go etc. etc. but i was so reluctant to keep her with me. finally she offered ok, only two times. again i disagreed with her (i don’t know how many times i will feel her, it depends). she break down on my bed, tomorrow she have examination, she have severe headache and started crying.

but i keep myself silent, just watching her how long she can go. certainly she stopped crying, pulled out the linen and went for the bath. i stopped myself and didn’t ask her should i join with her or not. after her i entered in the bathroom to wash my self and this was my first night in thailand washing myself alone in the bathroom. i thought everything has been settled down and was expecting the girl is now easy, as usual it would be. i never thought what a big surprise was waiting in the room. she was in her dress and with a big smile asked bye bye from me. i shouted loudly, u can not go i’v paid money to u. she just opened her bag pulled out and thrown the money on my bed.


she left me naked in the room as same as my ex-girl friend did several years ago.

[QUOTE=Mua Tur]She left me naked in the room as same as my ex-girl friend did several years ago.[/QUOTE]

That was probably what you wanted all along.

[QUOTE=The Pro]You will, in Thailand, generally find the pushy loud mouthed "I am better than you" girls will go for the young guy. Its like a trophey to them to stick the middle finger up at the other girls to say they can pull a young guy. They more often than not do not like the young guy and will go out of their way to get drunk or other things to avoid the sex, but its not about the sex, its all about showing off to the other girls.[/QUOTE]

Oh I forgot to add:

On occasion I like to use the "I got the young guy" bragging rights effect to do good. Sometimes I'll see one of the girls who I can tell probably doesn't get too much customer demand because maybe she's pretty average looking and/or doesn't have that cutthroat attitude, but she'll seem like a really good hearted girl so I'll barfine her almost just to be nice and give her the ego boost. She'll change into her street clothes and then come over to me looking proud and all the other girls will be staring at us really surprised and a couple of her friends will kind of cheer her on and she'll walk out with the biggest smile on her face.

Sometimes you gotta give back.

you can disagree all you like, i have been mongering in asia for 25 years, you have not.

when you have completed 25 years mongering and fucked over 2500 girls, then please tell us your findings based on your experience, not your "opinion".

[quote=evianist]disagree with almost your entire post pro.

i haven't experienced this at all. i find that the pushy loud mouthed girls more often are looking to brag about having some old rich guy who doesn't even fuck her and just wants to take her shopping and buy her handbags and shoes all day.

a few times i did feel like i was being used to show off to the other girls a little bit, but the girl wasn't pushy or loud mouthed.

they like men who are maybe 5 years older, or at the most 10. anything much over that and it's solely about money or maybe creepy [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord129][CodeWord129][/url] desires she has for her father.

that's not why i like younger girls. i'm attracted to their lack of jadedness, their innocence, their girlish energy and emotionality.[/quote]

[QUOTE=Mua Tur]She left me naked in the room as same as my ex-girl friend did several years ago.[/QUOTE]
So what's the problem - you got the complete GFE treatment.

Mua, my sympathies are with you...

Member #2041 - ROTFLOL!! thats probably the funniest comment on this entire site!!

[QUOTE=Member #2041]So what's the problem - you got the complete GFE treatment.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=The Pro]You can disagree all you like, I have been mongering in Asia for 25 years, you have not.

When you have completed 25 years mongering and fucked over 2500 girls, then please tell us your findings based on your experience, not your "opinion".[/QUOTE]

What a load of bullshit!

[QUOTE=The Pro]You can disagree all you like, I have been mongering in Asia for 25 years, you have not.

When you have completed 25 years mongering and fucked over 2500 girls, then please tell us your findings based on your experience, not your "opinion".[/QUOTE]


If you've been with 2500 women and you're still this clueless about them, you need to ask for a refund.