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[QUOTE=Daddy07;1248953]Gee, I've been here for almost five years now cavorting with prostitutes, yet I've not once felt any urge to bomb Israelis in BKK, or commit any crimes at all, for that matter.[/QUOTE]My guess is these guys were suicide bombers and just getting some practice in for all them virgins in paradise.
Hello everybody
First of all I want thank all bm for their kind and honest contribution which made my trip memorable
I visited Pattaya from 29 jan to 5 feb newbee tp Pattaya have visited Bangkok once [but ihad accumulated so much of wealth of knowledge from you all and Pattaya photoguide, Pattaya night life index, I was ready]
Day 1.
Got down at suvarnabhumi went up at departues lounge, plenty of taxies waiting negotited with first person only for 1100 bht[inclusseive of tolls]and was in Pattaya by 5 pm.
Checked in to l k empress hotel at beach road at soi 12 [booked thru agoda], great guest friendly hotel, check in was uneventfull.
I had room facing sea great view, spacious bathrooms, good jacuzzzi, good swimming pool,
After being fresh, came down, exchanged currency, took my firsy baht bus to sabai dee.
Sabai dee has 2 lounges with three categories one red 1800 bht, one blue 2500 bht, and one more VIP lounge at left side of entry.
Henken is 130 bht selected girl wth big boobs 193no surprise surprise, she had padded up, literally no boobs at all [suggestion;. Openly ask the tg whether these boobs are real after the first episode I started asking ] good soapy massage but I was slightly dejected by small boobs after 2 hours I was back at my hotel. Went wolk street cocktail loung on road side oppossite royal garden plaza[ there are road side cock tail lounges and good one too economical]had banana pan cake [too good]wnt to walking street.
Move up and down at least 5 times [ in case if some of be m have seen fatty middle aged male with open salivating mouth drooling all over that was me ]. Street was filled wih japs, korean, Chinese, taiwan tourists, saw very less Russian and indians.
Came across girls of all colours, thai, african, uzbeks, turkey [ that plumpy lady sitting near beginning beach road with black dress is from turkey recognized mybelly from Bangkok times un fortunately that day she was busy so long. Searched for chick of my desire, plenty of choices to choose at last I picked one for s. T. 700bht.
Took her to room had henken together and after traditional shower CBJ, and FS good, too good after 2 rounds she confessed she has lesbian girl friend available at same rate had her mobile number and off she goes.
I slept till 10 am
Day 2
Had breakfast at hotel a paradise for non vegeterians multiple dishes to chosse from
Had jacuzzi bath, went be happy massage parlour in soi post office, unfortunately wrong communication, got wrong girl, [ I was of the opinoin that the girl I have choosen will come later, shocked to see some 40 plus maid to give you oil bath just opted for oil massage nothing else she was good at her job came back showered, had lunch and slept again got up at 7pm one more cocktail bar on the road near soi pattayaland just kept observing, too tired from yesterdays 3 shots went back to room after visiting and drinking some agogos as you people have mentioned insomnia was closed lucifer was too loud for me more in my next posting
[QUOTE=Cunning Stunt;1249014]My guess is these guys were suicide bombers and just getting some practice in for all them virgins in paradise.[/QUOTE]If they knew they were going to blow themselves up, I wonder if they wore a condom?
Chuckled to myself.
I am 62 and on last years visit I took my son wh is 32.
Thanks again.
[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1247847]I'm 39 and they are my regular hangouts. My dad is 61 and he hangs out at those places with me when he comes. My mom is 58 and she just visited for the first time. I took her and her sisters to Lucifer with me. Flex is the new (a few months old) hip-hop club. It doesn't really get started until 2am though.[/QUOTE]
i rarely weigh in on this stuff, however, such obtuse comments, particularly regarding ladyboys, have no place on this board, i. e, you can get someone seriously injured, or killed.
one would think this board is designed to help and assist a fellow travelor.
[quote=jimmybates; 1248756]you are ridiculing the question by a misleading reply referring to ladyboys. this is dishonest and might plunge that person into physical harrasment. your aim is to imply that you are above those requested mongering scenes.
you seem to forget that in your own country, in bombay, the slums contains the filthiest largest brothels in the world catering to you guys for few rupees a bang.[/quote]
Looks like those idiots who tried to blow everything up in Bangkok decided to have some fun in Pattaya on Soi Baghdad before they tried to enter paradise.
[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2102691/Hookers-hookahs-Bungling-Iranian-bombers-pictured-partying-prostitutes-botched-Bangkok-attack.html[/url]
[quote=jimmybates; 1248756]you are ridiculing the question by a misleading reply referring to ladyboys. this is dishonest and might plunge that person into physical harrasment. your aim is to imply that you are above those requested mongering scenes.
you seem to forget that in your own country, in bombay, the slums contains the filthiest largest brothels in the world catering to you guys for few rupees a bang.[/quote]i 2nd this post to the fullest, why be so ignorant towards a fellow monger?
[QUOTE=Nekama; 1248522]Hi fellas,
I posted a question on the Bangkok boards and it was suggested that I try my luck here. I'm off to Thailand for my first visit shortly and in amongst visits to some of the more flashy and famous bars / clubs, I'd like to seek out some of the really cheap, seedy and degrading elements of the PFP scene. I'm talking BJ bars, back alleys, unlit parks, stairwells, beaches, toilet blocks etc. I got a few tips for Bangkok but would love to hear your thoughts on places that fit this description in Pattaya. Someone mentioned a place called 'The Woods'?[/QUOTE]If you do decide to venture out in the morning on Soi 6 or 8, make sure you bring some lube and condoms. They usually will lift up their dress and want you to do them doggie style or from behind against a wall or leaning over a fence. Make sure you are prepared.
[QUOTE=Luvpuss;1249135]If you do decide to venture out in the morning on Soi 6 or 8, make sure you bring some lube and condoms. They usually will lift up their dress and want you to do them doggie style or from behind against a wall or leaning over a fence. Make sure you are prepared.[/QUOTE]You might need to bring a few paper bags, too. One for the "girl," and a few the the local soi dogs! ;)
[QUOTE=Fon Tok;1249198]You might need to bring a few paper bags, too. One for the "girl," and a few the the local soi dogs! ;)[/QUOTE]HAHA. I love it man. Hilarious.
[QUOTE=Fon Tok;1249198]You might need to bring a few paper bags, too. One for the "girl," and a few the the local soi dogs! ;)[/QUOTE]Damn. I need to borrow a couple of those while I'm still stuck in the States!
[QUOTE=Fon Tok;1249198]You might need to bring a few paper bags, too. One for the "girl," and a few the the local soi dogs! ;)[/QUOTE]Hahaha. Thanks to you Fon Tok, my morning cereal is now adorning the kitchen wall:D.
It all sounds to be a totally joyless experience. Maybe he would have more fun scoring a freebie with one of the soi dogs.
[quote=mr enternational; 1247486]after getting an eyeful, police shut down the music, turned up the lights and detained about 40 workers. nine were found to be not only from laos, but **** 18. nine other under-18 thai girls were also discovered.
[url]http://www.pattayamail.com/localnews/****-girls-migrants-found-during-go-go-raid-9986[/url][/quote]1) silver star on walking street was one of my favorite go-go bars. didn't notice all those **** girls; i thought i was good spotting them (well, i guess not).
[quote=ed heres;1248296]all the photos were staged when the brass showed up an hour after the raid, with press photographers in tow. the place was shut down for the night, but saturday night, everything was normal including what seemed to be all the same girls. there is no way they took eighteen girls out of there, **** or not, unless they were all hiding in cribs somewhere and never made it to a stage. politics, politics, pattaya style.[/quote]2) silver star agogo on walking street were closed this past friday and saturday nights.
3) many girls were present on beach road on friday and saturday nights; more than during the daytime. of course, most (all?) were in the ugly range (1-5).
note: what is this thing about coconut bar; i'm assuming some of the posters are referring to beach road (it has coconut trees). the way some posters mention it, it seems they think it's a real bar (probably because they are fakes; some people like to pretend).
4) speaking about probable fakes: there will probably be ladyboys on soi 6 early in the morning. i've never stayed up till 6 am, but at 3 am, there are scary looking ladyboys there. be careful. i wouldn't mess with things that can kick my ass. if you get tricked, i would just pay up and run like hell. the russians in the below story should have.
[url]http://www.pattayamail.com/localnews/russians-get-beating-after-gender-bender-8608[/url]
[QUOTE=GreenBud; 1249594]3) Many girls were present on Beach Road on Friday and Saturday nights; more than during the daytime. Of course, most (all?) were in the ugly range (1-5).
Note: What is this thing about Coconut Bar; I'm assuming some of the posters are referring to Beach Road (it has coconut trees). The way some posters mention it, it seems they think it's a real bar (probably because they are fakes; some people like to pretend).[/QUOTE]Coconut bar is used as euphemism or colloquialism for some but your description of it is correct. I missed the increase of girl on BR last night, seem to be just a regular night in town
[QUOTE=Run Mann; 1249597]Coconut bar is used as euphemism or colloquialism for some but your description of it is correct. I missed the increase of girl on BR last night, seem to be just a regular night in town[/QUOTE.
Beach Road A. K. A. Coconut Bar, will change this year. Where the girls will go is anyone guess? Starting in March of this year there will be a 140 million baht beautification project on Beach Road. If will be divided into Five Zones the starting point for Zone one is at the starting point of Dusit Hotel and will work itself down to Walking Street. They plan to add another lane for cars which will take 3 meters of the promenade. Not only will it be a mess down there where are the girls going? I'm sure they will find a place even under the construction?
LBM