Lima

Wow! I can't believe how slow the Peru thread has become. One little pissing war and suddenly one of the best, most active threads on all of ISG is a memory. Oh well.

The good news is that Peru is still cool as fuck. At the threat of my PM box being flooded with accusations of sucking up to David33, if it wasn't for him you jokers would never learn a useful thing about Peru. Anyone else who knows anything is keeping his mouth shut or only sharing with a tight group of friends.

I'm now one foot out of Miraflores as the best action is where I don't have to overhear boorish English speakers bragging about paying 5 times more for a girl than I've ever even been asked. I know I'm the only guy on earth who cares about keeping his money in his pocket, but there's plenty of puss you can enjoy for not much money or even free.

If you enjoy fucking chicks who have experienced miles of dicks in their short lifetimes, feel free to keep beating the same path as every other dork who comes to town. If you want the best of Peru the path to that paradise is waiting for you in the archives (and the local whispers).

Elberto, thanks for the kind words.

I have noticed over the years what appears to be an ebb and flow of mongers to Peru seemingly corrolated with public holidays, traditional family vacation periods and financial conditions. There has been a drop off lately, but I know that some guys are showing up in a week or two.

I have also been busy and not posting reports and pics on my thread. I will try to get it together and write about my latest experiences, including my first sexual encounter with a chito.

[QUOTE=Elberto]Wow! I can't believe how slow the Peru thread has become. One little pissing war and suddenly one of the best, most active threads on all of ISG is a memory. Oh well.

The good news is that Peru is still cool as fuck. At the threat of my PM box being flooded with accusations of sucking up to David33, if it wasn't for him you jokers would never learn a useful thing about Peru. Anyone else who knows anything is keeping his mouth shut or only sharing with a tight group of friends.

I'm now one foot out of Miraflores as the best action is where I don't have to overhear boorish English speakers bragging about paying 5 times more for a girl than I've ever even been asked. I know I'm the only guy on earth who cares about keeping his money in his pocket, but there's plenty of puss you can enjoy for not much money or even free.

If you enjoy fucking chicks who have experienced miles of dicks in their short lifetimes, feel free to keep beating the same path as every other dork who comes to town. If you want the best of Peru the path to that paradise is waiting for you in the archives (and the local whispers).[/QUOTE]Yo Elberto, I live in New Jersey. My crew goes to Lima when it is 10 degrees in NJ and 85 in Lima. I am sure it is the same with a lot of fellows. You are right Peru is a gem.

Thanks to the folks who responded. Refresh my memory a bit since I haven't been a regular to Lima in the past couple of years.

Where are these MPs (Cavin Spa, Venice Spa, King Spa, Gold Spa) on Aviacion, in relation to Miraflores? Which of these MPs would be recommended? 5-10 minute cab ride?

Re: David33 - I've said it before. He's got his ways of doing things, but so do we all. I've never met him, nor, to date, requested his services with chica hook-ups. I speak Spanish, so I have been able to chase down my own tail. I just respect the dude. He's been an invaluable member to this board. In fact, without his earlier contributions, which I used extensively in researching the Lima scene, many of us probably would not have even known of Lima as a monger scene. To my knowledge, he's never asked for a single cent in return.

In life, there will be disagreements. But we gotta put it all in perspective. Nothing on this site has shown me that he does not have the best intentions with regards to dudes coming to Lima. My two cents. Monger on!!!

[QUOTE=Hoof Hunter]Where are these MPs (Cavin Spa, Venice Spa, King Spa, Gold Spa) on Aviacion, in relation to Miraflores? Which of these MPs would be recommended? 5-10 minute cab ride?[/QUOTE]

Here's two that are on my list. You can map it with the following link:
[url]http://maps.google.com/[/url]

-SAN BORJA: King Spa - Ave Aviacion #2938, San Borja - 225-2715 & 225-2860, 30NS entry, 30NS massage, 90-100NS for 30-45 min (haggled)
-LA VICTORIA: Cavin Spa - Calle Rodolfo Beltrán 167 - 171 Urb. Santa Catalina - La Víctoria (Alt. 13 Javier Prado - Por Puente Quiñones) - Telfs. 224-4120 / 475/9470 / 475-9784

Hope that helps.

Help me out here but why does one group of mongers feel the need to commment on another group's preferred style of mongering. If a particular monger is having problems with his particular choice then by all means show him the light. However, there seems this need on this board for people to one up each other. How I do my thing is my business, my dick and my money. I have explored most aspects of the lima scene and speak very good spanish (near fluent) and over time I have settled on a routine that works best for me based on my priorities. This whole pissing contest about who is the better monger is just silly. If people need help then help them. If they are happy doing their thing then there is no reason to call them "dorks" or "jokers." Just do you. I do short frequents trips to many locals around the world, I enjoy the travel and the party. When I want "free", I do it here in the states but ain't a damn thing free about buying a plane ticket and flying thousands of miles to get laid.


[QUOTE=Elberto]Wow! I can't believe how slow the Peru thread has become. One little pissing war and suddenly one of the best, most active threads on all of ISG is a memory. Oh well.

The good news is that Peru is still cool as fuck. At the threat of my PM box being flooded with accusations of sucking up to David33, if it wasn't for him you jokers would never learn a useful thing about Peru. Anyone else who knows anything is keeping his mouth shut or only sharing with a tight group of friends.

I'm now one foot out of Miraflores as the best action is where I don't have to overhear boorish English speakers bragging about paying 5 times more for a girl than I've ever even been asked. I know I'm the only guy on earth who cares about keeping his money in his pocket, but there's plenty of puss you can enjoy for not much money or even free.

If you enjoy fucking chicks who have experienced miles of dicks in their short lifetimes, feel free to keep beating the same path as every other dork who comes to town. If you want the best of Peru the path to that paradise is waiting for you in the archives (and the local whispers).[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Play2]Here's two that are on my list. You can map it with the following link:
[url]http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&safe=off&resnum=0&q=guia%20map&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl[/url]

-SAN BORJA: King Spa - Ave Aviacion #2938, San Borja - 225-2715 & 225-2860, 30NS entry, 30NS massage, 90-100NS for 30-45 min (haggled)
-LA VICTORIA: Cavin Spa - Calle Rodolfo Beltrán 167 - 171 Urb. Santa Catalina - La Víctoria (Alt. 13 Javier Prado - Por Puente Quiñones) - Telfs. 224-4120 / 475/9470 / 475-9784

Hope that helps.[/QUOTE]

Thanks. Much appreciated. I'm only after a late night after-long flight massage, no extras. Not sure if I'm down to pay a cover charge for a massage. (Scratching head, reconsidering idea.)

Anyway, I'll keep researching. If anything, I'll walk away from the idea and just do Relax y Vida 2x the following day. What a bad fallback, wouldn't you say?

FYI - wrong map link. I would've ended in the south of Spain. LOL!!!

[QUOTE=Hoof Hunter]I've already checked Peru Tops forum, but figured I'd ask the board here too.

Anyone know of a decent, reasonable-priced sauna or MP that's open late? Flight lands around 10 pm, so Relax y Vida will already be closed. Not looking for extra services, just a decent massage after a long flight to revitalize for the rest of the night.

Anyone have any experiences with Cavin Spa, Venice Spa, King Spa, Gold Spa???[/QUOTE]
I have been to King Spa and Gold Spa, but if you want a real massage sin extras, the best spa experience in Lima is the Windsor in S.I. It´s the favorite
of the ex-pat crowd. Great food and wifi as well.

If you want the R&V exp, then R&V2 is open till 12 pm but you have to forgo the hot water.

I´m good with the ladies but if anybody can help me score an extra ticket or three for the ¨Wild on E!¨ party I would be much obliged! Only VIP and a ¨stag¨table is ok. PM me with details, asking price, etc.
SG

[QUOTE=Lazy Monger]If they are happy doing their thing then there is no reason to call them "dorks" or "jokers."[/QUOTE]

A joker is the dude whose very first post is a public request to David33 for a white girl in Lima. I'll leave it up to others to discuss whether that is proper etiquette here.

A dork is the drunk American in Calle de las Pizzas last weekend making an ass out of himself and bragging to his buddies how he banged this hot chick for "only $250!"

Like I told another poster, when a chick quotes you a price this high she is telling you she really doesn't want to do you and it will take that much money's worth of alcohol or drugs to erase you from her memory afterwards.

[QUOTE=Elberto]

Like I told another poster, when a chick quotes you a price this high she is telling you she really doesn't want to do you and it will take that much money's worth of alcohol or drugs to erase you from her memory afterwards.[/QUOTE]
More than likely she will imbibe before hand in order to have no memory and treat the payment after as a reimbursement!

I stand corrected. I would definitely agree.

[QUOTE=Elberto]A joker is the dude whose very first post is a public request to David33 for a white girl in Lima. I'll leave it up to others to discuss whether that is proper etiquette here.

A dork is the drunk American in Calle de las Pizzas last weekend making an ass out of himself and bragging to his buddies how he banged this hot chick for "only $250!"

Like I told another poster, when a chick quotes you a price this high she is telling you she really doesn't want to do you and it will take that much money's worth of alcohol or drugs to erase you from her memory afterwards.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Runner Up]While researching Lima online I ran across a youtube link (I think I did a search "Lima Sucks" in youtube). Anyway, the guy shows pictures of a recent earthquake and in the comments he basically says he hates Peru. He is there now and has a Peruvian wife and they are trying to get to the states. He wrote that Lima is full of people that don't respect themselves, it is ridden with drugs and is the most polluted place on earth and the water at the beaches are toxic and finally Peruvians are extremely rude! Is this true? He also mentioned he has been robbed at gun point 2x. I am used to South American cities and just returned from Bogotá weeks ago. Is Lima any different?[/QUOTE]Runner Up. How was Lima? Was it the same as you had read?

How was your trip?

I have never been to Lima, but I am an avid scuba-diver and fisherman. Do you know of any good places for that around Lima?

I have not been down for quite some time but the buzz is there are a lot fewer girls now and the quality is higher. I am heading down with a group of guys tonight to check it out. Hopefully all the marines that have been passing thru Lima lately will be gone or it's going to be a sausage fest like the last time!

LB

Hola amigos,
I have just known a beautifull girl on a web site (hi5). I think she is a normal or semipro girl.
I will stay at Lima around 8 days and she has just told me she will stay with me for all days (as a girlfriend). She will sleep with me too at my apartment in Miraflores.
I have asked her what I have to give her. Her reply was: "me gustaria pasarla bien contigo" I'd like to spend a good time with you.
I don't know Lima at all, in your opinion how much money have to I spend for her or for both (withouth the cost of the apartment)? Every day or one week how many soles have I to spend "por pasarla bien con ella"?
thanks for your suggestions?