Sosua Reports

[QUOTE=Jaosousa;1189017]I don't miss Sosua,"swim with sharks, don't be surprised if you get bit."[/QUOTE]I kind of felt that way about Sosua as well, until my last trip to the DR 2-weeks ago. Until this month, I hadn't spent an evening on Pedro Clisante since 2009. Nevertheless, the 3-night trip was one of the best I've ever had. Friday night in Santo Domingo followed by Saturday and Sunday night in Sosua.

I was really amazed how much the nightlife had picked-up since my last trip to Sosua. Saturday night, after about 12am the atmosphere on Pedro Clisante reminded me of Rio, outside of the old Help disco. I do agree that Sosua attracts a lot of tigueres and I was fortunate to have Sidney by my side at the Merengue Bar both evenings (giving me the dirt on the chicas); however, I would look forward to traveling to Sosua again, if I was traveling with a few very well seasoned "single travelers," like I was on this last trip.

Cheers!
Helpmann :)

[QUOTE=Jaosousa;1189276]She is mentally not there and she has at least one kid. Part of me feels bad for her, another part of me wants to clobber her in the head, for the time and money I had to waste dealing with her insanity. BTW I was in the apartment with a chica I had invited from Bonao and a wingman brought the nut job to the apartment for drinks (while in the apartment the nutjob tried to steal the cell phone of the Bonao chica, you can see the Bonao chica holding her hand in one the photos). Some Dominicans have patience to deal with craziness, the Bonao chica and the Sosua watchie-man showed patience to the crazy santiago chica. The thief chica swore that she didn't steal the cell phone and she said search me. The cell was covered with menstrual fluid when she pulled in out of her vagina, the police didn't want to touch it.[/QUOTE]How did you convince the cops that the phone was up here pussy? Don't tell me you called the number and Kanye West's "Gold Digger" started playing from her panties! LOL

What in the hell did she say to the judge that made him make a judgement against you? "Your honor, if the gringo had a smaller phone, I would not have injured myself when i attempted to steal it. I should be compensated!!"

The one on the pornhub video complains that she has stiches in her pussy and that's why she can't handle the black guy's prongus elongus.

[QUOTE=Bravo; 1189352]How did you convince the cops that the phone was up here pussy? Don't tell me you called the number and Kanye West's "Gold Digger" started playing from her panties! LOL.

What in the hell did she say to the judge that made him make a judgement against you?"Your honor, if the gringo had a smaller phone, I would not have injured myself when I attempted to steal it. I should be compensated!"[/QUOTE]Those are good fucking questions. Have they no shame? Not only was something wrong with the girl, but something must have been wrong with the judge as well. And to think it was a girl who he didn't even fuck. That wingman would have had my foot so far up his ass that his breath would have smelled like shoe Polish.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1189362]Those are good fucking questions. Have they no shame? Not only was something wrong with the girl, but something must have been wrong with the judge as well. And to think it was a girl who he didn't even fuck. That wingman would have had my foot so far up his ass that his breath would have smelled like shoe Polish.[/QUOTE]I am surprised he didn't have to pay for lost wages too. Money laundering, drug smuggling, corruption is the standard for Dominicans. Go to [url]www.dominicanwatchdog.org[/url] Or look into [url]http://dominicantoday.com/[/url] Lots of interesting facts on those 2 sites.

I will be in Sosua Fri Sep 16 for 3 nights. Then a week at an AI in Puerto Plata (need the R&R, no hastle thing). I live in a Mexican border town but work in Arizona. So I negotiate for sex all the time. But for a first timer to Sosua. What is a good strategy to minimize my hastle. I mean, even here I run across the wrong girls wanting way to much all the time. I am the type that would prefer a 6 that fucks like a 10, as opposed to a 10 that fucks like a 6. Is there an out of the way bar, low-key type thing? Or should I just stick with the main ones? Or maybe any veterans going to be there that would not mind showing me around a bit.

[QUOTE=Coolie High;1189230]Damn right it is! Man it feels soo good to be home. I got Ms. Bubbly that's not in any rush to leave, I got Junior that's handling shit properly and the weather is absolutely PERFECT! What more can I ask.[/QUOTE]How about Irene to veer a few hundred miles north. Be safe yall, this storm looks big

[QUOTE=Charlie Horse;1189442]How about Irene to veer a few hundred miles north. Be safe yall, this storm looks big[/QUOTE]CH,

I'm already back in the states as I write my report. Interesting enough before I came down to Haiti and DR there was talk about a big storm coming but nothing major happen. Hopefully Irene will blowover and not cause any significant damages. The whole island has already endured so much.

Trip Report Day 4: SWITCH.

Wake up from the constant itching from all those got damn mosquito's in Haiti. Can't believe how bad they got my ass. LITERALLY! Tried to endure but fuck this.

CH: Yo Junior! I need you to go to the pharmacy and pick up some itching cream. Ooh and go to the store soo Bubbly can cook me breakfast.

Junior: Right away boss.

Junior was staying in the other room for majority of my time here so he was there at my beckings call. God you can live like a king down here.

Junior returns with the food an ointment and all was cool. After Bubbly fix breakfast I ask Bubbly does she have a friend that would like to join us possibly later.

Bubbly: Si mi Amor! Te quiero.

CH: Te quiero mucho.

Took care of her and off she went.

Junior: Hey boss I got to another one that you might like. She's very muy freaky freaky.

CH: Pimp I'm already a little tired from last night extravaganza. Fuck it why not.

Short time later she arrives. Hmm and what have we got here. Let's call her Lollipop. I'm sitting outside on the patio chair and she comes and joins me. Told her I just wanted head for right now.

Lollipop: AQUI! (Here)

CH: Si mi amor.

Without hesitation she whips out ol mighty Joe and proceeds to re-welcome him to paradise. You can see the sweat coming down her face as she's bobb her head up and down. I'm trying to stay cool with a cigar in my hand and a drink in another but then. My toes start to curl!

CH: Ooh MY DAMN! Mi Amor let's take this to the bedroom.

Had plan to just get some head but once I saw that pretty brown round I knew I had to crush it. The bed is moving like the ocean. And I'm deep in this pussy. Tried to hold strong but fuck this cus it's time.

CH: AHHHH SHIT!

And just like that gents. EUPHORIA was reach. Paid lollipop for her troubles and off into town me and junior go.

Junior: Hey boss that's Mr. M. He just passed us.

CH: Say word! Fuck it catch up to him then. VAMANOS, VAMANOS!

For those of who don't know Mr. M is a cool American that moved down to Sosua. He was in my last year trip report as he came thru big time when my Sosua fishin boat trip went sour. So I had to pay my respects. We catch up to him and we all pull over.

CH: Home Slice! What the deal is.

Mr. M: Pimp what up!

CH: I see your still down here chillin in paradise. I'm trying to be like you when I grow up!

Mr. M: It's all good!

Talk to him a little more and told him about my birthday party for tomorrow. Invited him to my BBQ at the villa.

Mr. M: Yeah I'll be there. I'll bring some other catz as well and we can get our drink on.

CH: Cool.

Afterwards me and junior went to Scotia Bank. Every time I come to Sosua I've NEVER had a problem with this bank. I go inside to take out some bread. Hell all you need is copies of your passport and I'd and it's all good.

So while my transaction is being place I'm trying to flirt with the teller. I ask her for her number and she says no.

CH: Junior did I just get turned down in Sosua?

Junior: Apparently so boss!

CH: WOW! That's a first! Didn't think that was possible LOL.

Got my bread and off we go. Tip junior again for those ladies that he hooked me up with. Got into my Clearance Weatherspoon voice off Boomerang.

CH: Good pick JUNIOR!

We hit up Valentinos shop real quick for some more cigars and then we started out journey to costambar beach. We get the beach and it's real nice.

We order some food and a presidente grande while I chill in the shade. An older lady wants to give my feet a pedicure to relax myself even more. Now I haven't gotten a pedicure since the clippers was in the playoffs and usually a grown man getting his toes done in a salon is a direct man code violation but WTF why not. I'm on the beach and life is good.

So as I'm getting my toes done I see a young tenderoni that has some HUGE tits. Told Junior to bring those tits over here so that I can feel them.

Junior: Right away boss.

She comes and bends down for me to touch those melons.

Girl: All Natural.

CH: Yes they are indeed! Very nice.

Wanted to just take her in the back somewhere and just SKEET on this tigo bitties but I'm just too relaxed. Gave baby girl my thanks and off she went.

Got my grub on, got me toes done, I'm cold chilling on the beach with no one bothering me. Hell what more do I want.

CH: Hey Junior call Bubbly up and tell her to bring her friend!

Junior: I'm on it!

Junior tells me that they're on the way but it's going to cost $20 bucks for the taxi.

CH: I don't care. Make it soo!

So while I wait for the two honey buns I decide to take a quick dip in the ocean. AHH YES! Peace and tranquility is in full effect. And then.

CH: WTF.

I see two girls giving me the eye on the beach waving me to come to them. For a sec I thought it was Bubbly and her friend. I goes to investigate. Ooh and what's this. A little late afternoon happy hour you're offering. Hmm maybe next time.

A few minutes later the ladies finally arrive. Ooh and who do we have here. Let's call her Young Starr. She's a little shy at first but in-time I would see how bright she truly shines.

Order some more food for the ladies and had Junior translate to the ladies my plans for my Bday extravaganza.

Bubbly: Tu Quiero 5 chicas?

CH: Si mi Amor! I want 5 honey dips at my BBQ party.

Bubbly: You muy freaky freaky!

CH: I know.

The sun was going down and it was time to leave. Paid the tab which was much cheaper then Sosua beach and off we go. Was soo calm and relax that I decided that I wanted to drive back. A little to calm and relax. Damn near almost feel asleep at the wheel but we made it to the villa safe.

Jump in the pool bucky naked and told the ladies to come and join me.

Bubbly: Muy frio mi amor!

CH: Woman bring your ass. AHORA!

Bubbly: OK! Uno momento.

The ladies put the head cap on so they won't mess up their hair. They both jump in and I got two honey buns one and each arm. Let's see here. With whom should I start with. Ahh Yess let's start with Young Starr. Ooh my. I'm crushing young Starr while kissing Bubbly. Then all of sudden I here Martin Lawrence voice off House Party.

Martin Lawrence: SWITCH!

(AT THE 5:17 MARK)

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGKdRuSJuWo[/url]

The body follows the mind so I had no choice but to make the switch. Slowly but surely we started to make it out off the pool and into the bedroom. But on the way there was a huge trail of lust and passion. I saw visions of Bubbly giving me head while Starr is licking my balls while I'm laying halfway out the pool. And then I heard the voice again.

ML: SWITCH.

They switch and take turns with every command. We make it to the pool chair. One rides me cow girl while the other sits the pussy right on my face. Ooh no doubt! Ol' Coolie can be a nasty muthuafucka.

ML: SWITCH.

Finally we made it to the bedroom. Didn't notice then but Starr has a nice bubble butt. So after they quench my every sexual desires it was time to fulfill there's. The law of the universe is as follows: Whatever energy you put out is the energy that you'll get back. So I turned on my theme music of the day Craig T Cooper- That's the spot and started to dine on southern cuisine.

Starr was up first! She came hard and strong.

CH: You leche?

Starr: Si mi Amor! No mas.

ML: SWITCH!

Bubbly was being stubborn and was trying to hold strong. But no matter. My lips and tongue was vibrating to her hip movement so it was just a matter of time. And then.

Bubbly: Aye PAPI! Me leche. No mas! No mas mi amor.

CH: U sure? You finito?

Bubbly: Si mi amor. Te quiero

CH: Te Quiero mucho.

The ladies snuggle right under me and just like that we were out. What a day!

Trip Report Day 5: The Celebration coming soon

Great report Coolie, and thanks for the love in my forum. Wherever you post is cool with me, I just hope you get the love back that you have always given these forums.

[QUOTE=Mr Gogo;1189466]Great report Coolie, and thanks for the love in my forum. Wherever you post is cool with me, I just hope you get the love back that you have always given these forums.[/QUOTE]Yo Coolie? Man you had me hinging on every word, that was a funny ass report.

I can't wait untill Coolie High Saga continues. A Long Time Ago. In a Coolie.

High Galaxy. Far far away. Bravo bravo. Standing ovation my bruthaa.

Deepmmpactt All Day. EveryDay. Pump yo brakes!

[QUOTE=Coolie High; 1189452]Trip Report Day 4: SWITCH.

Without hesitation she whips out ol mighty Joe and proceeds to re-welcome him to paradise. You can see the sweat coming down her face as she's bobb her head up and down. I'm trying to stay cool with a cigar in my hand and a drink in another but then. My toes start to curl! .

Trip Report Day 5: The Celebration coming soon[/QUOTE]Yeah, yeah, but what about the important stuff?

What was the food like? The Wi Fi? Can you still get a USA Today down there?

How much are they asking for those wooden birds on the beach and what did you pay for the pedicure?

The hurricane dropped alot of water. And it is still dropping. Not too many guys here now. 6 including myself, I think. So what I am I to do? Chill out and get busy.

[QUOTE=BlackSultan;1189603]The hurricane dropped alot of water. And it is still dropping. Not too many guys here now. 6 including myself, I think. So what I am I to do? Chill out and get busy.[/QUOTE]Go grab Yohanny and head upstairs. Maybe she can fix your IPHONE.

BEAVERHUNTER

This rain is fucking up my vacation bigtime! Went to Classicos last night! About 8 people in the club. 6 of them were the employees! The girls don't come out in the afternoon or early evening because of the rain and hardly any cuties at the merengue bar at night. Night time, the pickings are VERY slim! I don't know what happened at Passions but a high turn over from 2 months ago and they are down about 50% in the number of girls they had. I went in yesteday and there were only about 12 girls in the place at 9PM. Looks like this will be my first and last trip to Sosua in August!