Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=LoverboyJerico;1541953]Guys, I'm planning to land at the swarnabhoomi airport and head directly to Pattaya. Can you please suggest some good soapy massage parlours near the airport where I can get a nice massage and a tight fuck. My family will be waiting for me in Pattaya so I can't take exceptionally long to reach. Or would you advice me to go to Pattaya and do it. Also note I will be carrying a peice of luggage. So will the places have space to keep that? Hope you help. Thanks in advance[/QUOTE]Devil's DenatSoi LK Metro

[QUOTE=Bino9; 1542118]"nong" is sometime too polite."Noo" (mouse) is more confidential."nong" works to all both sexes. You can refer to a man as well as a woman.

"noo" is used to women or to young children, both male and female.[/QUOTE]I think I'm too old to use Nong. I usually just use their name if I can remember it or Khun if need a pronoun 2nd person. I don't belie e their is any real problem with this system. I might use Nong for the waitress perhaps.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1542194]I think I'm too old to use Nong. I usually just use their name if I can remember it or Khun if need a pronoun 2nd person. I don't belie e their is any real problem with this system. I might use Nong for the waitress perhaps.[/QUOTE]Exactly, dear Syzygies, if you're very old, "nong" is perhaps not very appropriate to use it to a very young girl, but it is recommended that you use it with a waiter (both male or female) or with a shop clerk, generally speaking.

[QUOTE=Bino9;1542363]Exactly, dear Syzygies, if you're very old, "nong" is perhaps not very appropriate to use it to a very young girl, but it is recommended that you use it with a waiter (both male or female) or with a shop clerk, generally speaking.[/QUOTE]I would have thought noo or rao would be more appropriate than khun for an old guy to use with a young girl.

[QUOTE=*****man;1542466]I would have thought noo or rao would be more appropriate than khun for an old guy to use with a young girl.[/QUOTE]Khun is a very general polite pronoun for you. There is no problem being a little more polite than necessary. Using the girl's name is always good. For a monk or very high person you should "than" instead or sometimes "ajaan" for a monk means teacher. Khun is not sufficient.

Rao officially means we. You should not use it much. I don't hear Thais use it much. If you know a girl really well can use "another site" like Thais do for meaning "you", or more likely "ti rak" or darling.

Thai girls have called me "jar" (rising tone) but I am not sure it really means you exactly.

[QUOTE=Dan Key; 1540800]For all my bitching about Nataree, there I was, lump in my pants and back for more last night. Struck gold. A young petite beauty from Chiang Mai who gave a great massage while the bath was filling, then abnam, then BBBJ and any position, no anal etc. But afterwards we just lay around for half an hour hugging and playing like kids. So of course, if they like you, if you present as a compassionate male rather than a support system for a cock, you often get a great GFE. 90 mins and I was spent and thoroughly charmed. (I speak enough Thai)

As for phones, yes, I always politely say, kor mai mutu, (please no phone). As for Alaina, the prices are 2, 500 to 3, 300 despite what the website says. I know because I've seen the touts cheatsheets, which are in Thai. I wouldn't imagine there's one just for farang. There were no sideliners when I went, just the bowl, and many more staff (yes, including the band) than girls, all hanging about doing nothing. I was the only customer. I also tried Colonze 2, and Madames and that other place next to Nataree. Don't bother. If you're bored with Nataree, try Alaina: it's only 10 mins walk.[/QUOTE]Wait so Alaina actually has a foreigner surcharge? I'm a little suprised since the owners of Alaina also own Nataree. Is this sort of the 'high-end' sister joint vs 'low-end' sister joint type of business operation? Oh well, I've erased both from my 'to-do' list. Too many bad reviews of Nataree on ISG and other forums (hot chicks, lackluster performance) and the likes. I've reached a point in my life where I simply cannot tolerat defiances likes this. I expect the highest level of transparency.

Oh well, at this point I might as well accept the foreigner surcharge and head to Emmanuelle.

[QUOTE=Daddy San; 1537958]Sure, Tulip, Mango are a sure thing for PSE with rimming, anal etc, but you usually get seasoned pros, who have been doing this day in day out for years, months or weeks.

(I know there are exceptions, who even after 2 months on the job remain delightfully fresh).

What I find much more exciting is trawling seemingly legit MPs, off the beaten track, for women, whom I personally feel attracted to.

Out of 6 in the past 5 weeks, only one did not hop into bed with me in my hotel room, after the initial foot massage, followed by an oil massage in private at the shop.

Since the legit shops don't allow it, these ladies don't normally have sex with customers, they do mostly give HJs...[/QUOTE]San,

Are some of those 'seemingly legit' located in Nana by any chance? Also, I'm sure it's possible in massage places, but I wonder if there any Spas that do so? I have doubts that some of those high-end and 'seemingly' really reputable Spas like Healthland would offer such services, but if they do hoooray!

[QUOTE]if you know a girl really well can use "another site" like Thais do for meaning "you"[/QUOTE]That was corrupted by forum software."Another site is not what I typed at all. Should been "t e r". This word seems to be banned.

Went back to Addict around lunchtime. I brought a friend who is new to the Bangkok oily scene, but no stranger to Working Girls. He selected one of the girls I've been with before, and whom I reviewed here. I picked a new girl named Noon who's only been here for 6 days and comes from Chiang Mai. She has light skin and a bit of Chinese type. She looks a bit older, maybe 28, and is short, I'd say 1m57. Her English is really excellent.

In the room she said "you look so interesting, it's your eyes" and asked me to spell my name, if I was married, what I field worked in, and what company I worked for. I smelled a rat. I gave fake answers to the first three and point-blank refused to answer the last one. I would certainly not disclose such private information to a masseuse. This is the kind of girl who thinks Farangs are stupid enough to fall in love with massage parlor girls. Well, statistically she may be right, but she'd fallen on the wrong guy. I don't want to be stalked.

Anyway, it was all going fine, she was very bubbly, talkative and funny, seemed genuinely at ease and pleased to be here. She undressed me very sensually, which was the best part of the massage, and started soaping me up. At some point in the shower she discovered I liked Thai food and blurted out: "Then you need to marry a Thai wife so she can cook Thai food for you!" Clearly she meant a Thai woman such as herself. What would you have answered to that, dear readers?

I answered "No, I'll hire a Thai cook instead, it's much cheaper". She made the face of not understanding what I was talking about, so I clarified: "Marriage is very expensive". For some reason, that completely killed the good vibe between us. From then on she did not speak, tried to prolong the non-sensual part of the massage beyond what I know to be reasonable, tried to keep her towel on while she was massaging me, and tried to make me come very quickly once the act was underway by licking my nipples. All of which I parried as best I could. In the end I took control and started pounding her doggy style. I made her sweat and I made her face get flushed red, so that must have made some kind of impact. But I couldn't care less to make her come against her will, so I just shot my load in her.

No tip for Noon, and no repeat business from me, as you can guess!

Read here a while back that Yok was working again. This is the one pictured that looks the part. I think it is her.

[QUOTE=Lover Boy #2;1542744]Read here a while back that Yok was working again. This is the one pictured that looks the part. I think it is her.[/QUOTE]If you refer to the Yok of tulip, she was working for a time at Cherry but not now. I can't predict the future.

[QUOTE=Eric Swiss; 1542734]Went back to Addict around lunchtime. I brought a friend who is new to the Bangkok oily scene, but no stranger to Working Girls. He selected one of the girls I've been with before, and whom I reviewed here. I picked a new girl named Noon who's only been here for 6 days and comes from Chiang Mai. She has light skin and a bit of Chinese type. She looks a bit older, maybe 28, and is short, I'd say 1m57. Her English is really excellent.

In the room she said "you look so interesting, it's your eyes" and asked me to spell my name, if I was married, what I field worked in, and what company I worked for. I smelled a rat. I gave fake answers to the first three and point-blank refused to answer the last one. I would certainly not disclose such private information to a masseuse. This is the kind of girl who thinks Farangs are stupid enough to fall in love with massage parlor girls. Well, statistically she may be right, but she'd fallen on the wrong guy. I don't want to be stalked...[/QUOTE]It's funny I read this today.

If anyone (not just a sex worker) ever tried that on me I would've done the same. You did well. I think I would've dodged the answers with "it's a Thai company" for the last question and a "maybe, one day" to "Then you need to marry a Thai wife so she can cook Thai food for you!", knowing that she would've changed mood if I had said "no" or anything else.

The trick is to play along and avoid direct answers and give her a sense that you're not refusing.

Since you can't get your money back and leave at this point you might as well get the service you want. Once the service is over and she asks to exchange numbers, emails etc. Just give her something fake and leave.

I say it's funny I read this today because a neighbor (who never asks anything and is always private and respectful) dared to ask me where I was heading today. Ofc, I didn't answer, ignored him and left.

[QUOTE=Eric Swiss;1542734]I answered "No, I'll hire a Thai cook instead, it's much cheaper". She made the face of not understanding what I was talking about, so I clarified: "Marriage is very expensive". For some reason, that completely killed the good vibe between us. From then on she did not speak, tried to prolong the non-sensual part of the massage beyond what I know to be reasonable, tried to keep her towel on while she was massaging me, and tried to make me come very quickly once the act was underway by licking my nipples. All of which I parried as best I could. In the end I took control and started pounding her doggy style. I made her sweat and I made her face get flushed red, so that must have made some kind of impact. But I couldn't care less to make her come against her will, so I just shot my load in her.[/QUOTE]You are just stupid. Just play along, lie if needed. Don't be an ass and she won't treat you like one,

[QUOTE=Eric Swiss;1542734]In the room she said "you look so interesting, it's your eyes" and asked me to spell my name, if I was married, what I field worked in, and what company I worked for. I smelled a rat. I gave fake answers to the first three and point-blank refused to answer the last one. I would certainly not disclose such private information to a masseuse. This is the kind of girl who thinks Farangs are stupid enough to fall in love with massage parlor girls. Well, statistically she may be right, but she'd fallen on the wrong guy. I don't want to be stalked.[/QUOTE]You found the one bubbly friendly girl in BKK who was perhaps genuinely interested in you, and you pissed her off. Do you have many friends back home in Switzerland?

Edit: Apologies, you are not from Switzerland because I see you made the other cretinous comment recently: "Her name was Dan, which was a bit weird because in the US it's a guy's name but This Is Thailand so I guess anything goes."

Holy moley, I also met a girl called Apple. Now that is really weird because in the US that is a computer!!! What a crazy wacky place Thailand is!!!

[QUOTE=Mouse1;1543042]You found the one bubbly friendly girl in BKK who was perhaps genuinely interested in you, and you pissed her off. Do you have many friends back home in Switzerland?[/QUOTE]LOL he has serious trust issues.