Sosua Reports

[QUOTE=Jaosousa; 1189017]The nut job chica from Santiago. I was detained by the police because of her. She tried to steal a cell phone from an apartment, where I was staying, by pushing the cell up her pussy. Eventually the police, had her pull the cell phone out of her pussy in the street. Thereafter she complained that her pussy was hurt and said it was my fault, and the incompetent Sosua police detained me. She also tried to stab me with the switch blade she carries in her purse (she got into Classicos and After One with that knife) and she also tried to stab the watchie man at the apartment building. The incompetent, useless, Dominican judge in Sosua told ME to pay her 1000 pesos, or I would be put in jail.

I don't miss Sosua,"swim with sharks, don't be surprised if you get bit."[/QUOTE]Jao, there was report about this thief chica in the forum a while ago. I am surprised you did not read it!

[QUOTE=Kman1;1190170]Jao, there was report about this thief chica in the forum a while ago. I am surprised you did not read it![/QUOTE]It was Jao that wrote it with pictures of this chica at the police station.

[QUOTE=Coolie High; 1189862]HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me gents! Woke up with a HUGE ASS smile on my face. Started to kiss Bubbly and from there had to get my morning smash-on. Don't know what it is but it's a fucking turn on to me to smash a honey dip while there's another honey dip right beside me trying to sleep.

Dazzler: Aye PAPI.[/QUOTE]That's the way to celebrate a birthday. The hell with going to Chuck E. Cheese and playing dumb ass video games while the Muppets sing stupid ass songs!

BTW, I was first called Papi in Medellin last year and was not sure what to think about it. I thought,"Am I too damn old?","I'm I a father figure?", WTF? I just called Fireball today in Sosua and she knew exactly who Papi was; I now live for the "Aye Popi!"

[QUOTE=Kman1;1190170]Jao, there was report about this thief chica in the forum a while ago. I am surprised you did not read it![/QUOTE]That incident occurred over 2 years ago and I posted about it back then. I have not been to Sosua in years.

You have lots of fun with the Santiago chicas, LOL.

trip report day 5: the celabration part 2.

junior: boss i got to go and pickup bubbly and starr.

ch: k cool.

it's just me and dazzler again. told her to jump in the pool. i'm ready for round two. i have no more ammo left so at this point i'm just straight sport fucking. you know your putting in work when you start to sweat on the pool. then in the mist of sport fucking bubbly and starr shows up ooh and what's this. bubbly brings 2 more ladies.

bubbly: i have 2 more ladies for you mi amor.

(while i'm still smashin dazzler in the pool)

ch: bubbly, quieres casarte conmigo (will you marry me)

bubbly: si mi amor. te quiero.

she's laughing and giggling while accepting my proposal but at that moment she has no idea how dead serious i was. anyway while i'm still smashin dazzler one of the new girls wants to come in the pool. she tells dazzler that she got next.

ch: wtf? is this the playboy mansion.

dazzler: que?

ch: nada mi amor!

now i know how hugh hefner in his prime feels like. problem is i'm soo got damn satisfied that i don't need any more ladies. fuck if somebody shot me right now i wouldn't care. dear god: thank you! the new girl sense that she wasn't going to get a piece of the action went back inside and got her grub on with the other ladies. i'm trying to focus the mind, body and soul in cumin again but it's not happening.

ch: i'm done.

dazzler: finito?

ch: see mi amor.

i take the condom off and put it right beside the condom wrapper on the edge of the pool. all of a sudden mr. m comes and enters the scene. he sees the 5 ladies and the condom wrapper by the pool.

mr. m: got damn coolie! u sure you got enough ladies.

ch: i'm straight for right now.

mr. m: u sure? cus you know we can get more for you lol.

ch: naw i'm honestly cool right now lol.

mr. m brings his friend i call cool j. an older cat that also moved down to the promise land.

ch: damn i'm jealous! i want to move here.

cool j: you jealous? u just turned 31 and your here in dr. shiiit the feelings mutual lol.

so as i'm talking to the fellas with dazzler in my arms while still in the pool the 2 new girls start to get upset.

junior: boss the 2 girls are mad and are about to leave. they say you don't want them.

ch: there more than welcome to stay and be cool but if they want to leave then so be it.

mr. m: these chicas just don't get it! there only thinking about getting paid but this is a bbq. if something happens cool! if not well atleast you got your grub and drink on. like they have anything better else to do.

fuck i didn't care! the 2 new girls leave the villa and the party continues. now as i'm talking to mr. m and cool j i see young starr handling shit. she's fixing plates for my two guest bringing them drinks. she barely says a word but her action speaks volumes. very interesting! while starr is tending to my guest i tell bubbly to join in with me and dazzler and get in the pool

bubbly: si mi amor.

and just like that i got dazzler holding onto my left arm and bubbly holding onto my right arm.

ch: hey junior what's that saying of urs.

junior: this is thee life!

he ain't lying! for a sec i thought i was dreaming. hell and the day isn't even done yet. mr. m brings another cat to the villa. his name is big o. a retired cat that's lived in sosua for a few years as well.

big o: hey i'm having a party this sat. i got a villa at casa linda as well. come thru.

ch: say no more! i'm there.

chilled for a little more then it was time to figure out plans for tonight.

ch: hey junior is caberette good on tuesday?

junior: naw not really boss! the only place that's somewhat decent on a tuesday is classicos.

ch: very well. classicos it is then.

mr. m and cool j said they'll meet back at my crib around 11:30. big o decline cus he needs his beauty sleep but he'll see me this sat. cool! rest up a little bit and it was time. had bubbly iron my shirt for me while i finish getting dress, my guest arrived and the ladies are are looking proper. it's time. including myself there was 7 of us. we get to the front and junior tries to get us free entry cus where going to buy a bottle.

junior: boss there not having it! they still want us to pay 800 pesos for the 4 guys. the ladies are free.

ch: i'm not going to argue over barely $20 dollars. i got to many eyes on me and i don't want to pull out my wad of cash. pay it for me and i'll take care of you later.

junior: your the boss.

everyone starts to make there way up stairs and then i get stop by security.

security: no hat on upstairs.

ch: junior!

junior: for your troubles.

he slide security some bread and just like that i continue on my way to vip. i know the game fellas. u take care of me and i take care of you. ooh and what's this the vip section is closed.

ch: junior!

junior: i'm on it boss.

ch: my man.

he goes and talks to the manager and sure enough they open vip for me. my entourage starts to settle in the vip. a regular bottle of grey goose cost $6000pesos plus mixers come to 6500 pesos. told the waiter to make it soo. while the waiter brings the bottle i turns around and i see a ghost from the past and she's wearing a red seductress dress.

ch: ooh shit!

s: hola mi amor!

it my main girl sade! those who read my last trip report knows that this was my girl. i had stop talking to her earlier in the year cus i didn't want to hear her asking me for money while she still does her dirt with other men. had wonder if we would find each other again and sure enough here she is looking magically delicious.

ch: umm hi!

all my spanish is thrown out the window along with my english. i'm totally speechless. she enters the vip section and sits beside me with style and grace as if she's coming to reclaim what's hers. fuck me! wasn't expecting this! fuck this is awkward. bubbly steps to me.

bubbly: who is this?

ch: umm mi ex novia! uno momento.

bubbly: k mi amor.

bubbly goes and sit back with starr and dazzler! now that's the definition of being cool! for a sec i thought there might be some drama but a decision still needs to be made. on the far right i have 3honey buns that's made my day the best bday ever and to my left i have a woman that vibe with me perfectly. i wanted to square things up and have a deep conversation with her but junior advise me that now is not the time.

ch: yeah your right junior. tell her that i can't have her here right now cus i'm with my other ladies. tell her we'll talk tomorrow.

junior tells her and she's none to happy. she remains cool and leaves the vip section as well as the drink i had offered on the table. a huge relief came upon me. i rejoin my young tenderoni's.

ch: glad that was over!

mr. m: yo was that the honey dip that was with us when we went fishin last year.

ch: yeah.

mr. m: ooh ok! got damn she looking fine in that red dress.

ch: you ain't never lie.

now where was i. ooh that's right it's time to get our drink on. as always since my spanish is primitive i stay studying the ladies body language and how they vibe with me. and sure enough starr and bubbly remain cool the whole time thru the whole episode. hell they patiently waited for me while i dealt with sade. as far as dazzler goes she's leaving the vip section moving around talking to people doing her thing. interesting! she comes and have a drink with me.

dazzler: you no like me. u like mucho mucho chicas.

ch: no mami! me gusta mucho.

she gives me a look like yeah ok! i shrugged it off and continue my celebration. i chills and started to just cool out with starr and bubbly.

mr. m: yo so your done with sade?

ch: yeah i'm done!

mr. m: yeah ok! shit ain't over.

ch: hey these two honey buns define cool. so i'm straight.

mr. m: yeah aaight.

we finish up the drinks and it was time to call it a night. tip the waiter and security and off we go. we gets down stairs and a whole bunch of kids ask for money. fuck why not! i give them all i had left. coolie loves the kids.

we get to the villa had a few more drinks then i was done.

ch: yo junior tell dazzler she's going to have to sleep on the couch tonight cus there's no more room.

junior: no worries boss.

ch: starr, bubbly vamanos! ahora

i ended the day just as i started! two honey dips snuggle up under me. night gents!

trip report day 6: seis mil pesos coming soon

Wow! These are great reports and hilarious writing. Kudos CH! I'm insanely jealous of CH. Wish I'd known about Sosua in my younger, singler days. Oh well, I'll make do with living vicariously through these reports. Can't wait for Day 6 report.

[QUOTE=Coolie High; 1190234]Trip Report Day 5: The Celabration Part 2.

Trip Report Day 6: Seis Mil Pesos Coming Soon[/QUOTE]

So I have a wonderful week in DR. Met beatiful women did alot of excursiions I. E. Horse, diving, duneuggies. My last night I wanted a banger. I run into Patricia (tatted up chick in front of classicos. At first didn't think much of it. Now I know any chick that is kissing all up on you in public after just meeting you is TROUBLE.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0xiV20BkbU[/url]

I thoroughly enjoyed DR even thinking about someday to buy land there. But you are warned. I take this *ag to get dinner in a taxi and back to my place. I start to pound away for 20 or 30 minutes hard like a mutha. She came twice. After 30 minutes she start to get up and leave I say I didn't even come and we agreed to chill the entire time. She says oh you on viagra. I'm fucking 26 * what the fuck I need that for and I know dudes twice my age who don't need it or need to use it to pound a * like you. I'm athletic and built this * starts to say give me all my 300o pesos which to e honest is overpaying by 1500 pesos mind you for any. Makes a scene at the new Garden. I tell the people BAN her or I aint coming back. She said if the water bottle had een glass she would break it over my head. I say go ahead and try it. But in the end it was just better to pay this dumb * her 3000 pesos. Than continue arguing with a fool for 80 dollars I pay that for my sprint bill every month its the principle. I plan on going back to Sosua soon as I can I loved everybody else. Patricica I must have told 10 other guys about her after it happened. I'm black and built and she had the balls to threathen me you might not be so lucky. If she stabs you or worse you've been warned. I'm going back many many times but I will boycott this working girl from Sosua. You cannot miss her she is on youtube I posted the link of her. Trust me she is crazy and I treated with nothing but respect and still paid her her outrageous quote of 3000 pesos. I met an old g I call him who's been going to Sosua for years and told me he would handle her. These working girls don't understand we finance their entire town. Anyways the best revenge is success I'm aout to embark on a wonderful career. She will still be whoring in Sosua in 5 10 20 years. But I will fuck her up in SOSUA. Other than that dam the women and the town as well as the food were asolutely wonderful. I apoligize for any grammatical errors. I tend to messe up when I rant. It had to be said.

[QUOTE=Navdude;1190521]She said if the water bottle had een glass she would break it over my head. I say go ahead and try it. But in the end it was just better to pay this dumb * her 3000 pesos. Than continue arguing with a fool for 80 dollars I pay that for my sprint bill every month its the principle. I plan on going back to Sosua soon as I can I loved everybody else. Patricica I must have told 10 other guys about her after it happened. I'm black and built and she had the balls to threathen me you might not be so lucky. If she stabs you or worse you've been warned. I'm going back many many times but I will boycott this working girl from Sosua. You cannot miss her she is on youtube I posted the link of her. Trust me she is crazy and I treated with nothing but respect and still paid her her outrageous quote of 3000 pesos. I met an old g I call him who's been going to Sosua for years and told me he would handle her. These working girls don't understand we finance their entire town. Anyways the best revenge is success I'm aout to embark on a wonderful career. She will still be whoring in Sosua in 5 10 20 years. But I will fuck her up in SOSUA. Other than that dam the women and the town as well as the food were asolutely wonderful. I apoligize for any grammatical errors. I tend to messe up when I rant. It had to be said.[/QUOTE]I banged this chica a while back. She had one of the biggest asses in Sosua during my trip. I paid $1, 500 and we did everything (BBBJ, anal, pics, vids, etc.). She stayed the whole night and we laughed and had a great time. I banged her in NG and might do it again on my next trip cause she we had great chemistry. She also knows a lot of chicas around the island that are freaks.

The guys I typically see getting played the most in Sosua are the ones that are black and built, especially if they have a bald head. The chicas are one to these types. If he is from NYC, then that's another box for them to check. They do this for a living. Just cause you are black and lift weights doesn't mean much there. You can easily get stabbed or killed by a chica or her chulo. You said you will embark on a wonderful career while she is whoring, but you are whoring right along with her and she is extorting more money from you than she is worth. Don't take it personal if you get clowned. Just use your money do try another prostitute.

[QUOTE=Orgasmico; 1190581]I banged this chica a while back. She had one of the biggest asses in Sosua during my trip. I paid $1, 500 and we did everything (BBBJ, anal, pics, vids, etc.). She stayed the whole night and we laughed and had a great time. I banged her in NG and might do it again on my next trip cause she we had great chemistry. She also knows a lot of chicas around the island that are freaks.

The guys I typically see getting played the most in Sosua are the ones that are black and built, especially if they have a bald head. The chicas are one to these types. If he is from NYC, then that's another box for them to check. They do this for a living. Just cause you are black and lift weights doesn't mean much there. You can easily get stabbed or killed by a chica or her chulo. You said you will embark on a wonderful career while she is whoring, but you are whoring right along with her and she is extorting more money from you than she is worth. Don't take it personal if you get clowned. Just use your money do try another prostitute.[/QUOTE]One of the problems I have with his post is that he wanted to post about one bad experience on his last night when he said he had a ball the whole trip. Where is the report about the good times with specifics. If it wasnt for this bad chic we would have never heard from him again till his next trip, when he needs info. Yo bro, when you bang alot of chics you will sometimes find bad apples, goes with the game. To his credit I will say the brother offered a TLN at a great price. But wanting to stage a boycott because of one bad chic is sad, especially when you've been getting fucked good everyday. You seem like a financially successful guy (I'm rich she's poor, I overpay, I scuba etc) but don't come crying to Mommy (this board) when you get slapped at school.

Orgasmico I agree with some of your points. But it goes back to what I've been saying about the "New Sosua". Guys arent taking the time to properly interview the girls. They see a great ass and its back to the room for a slamfest. Then the guy kicks the girl out. So naturally these chicas become hardcore and buisiness like. Hence the "New Sosua".

Alot of brothers feel entitled, its their vacation and money I understand. But the girls usually want a certain type of JOHN. They don't want a guy who has an attitude and wants to dog the shit out of their ass. Even though they fuck for money they want a little respect. I've said all along that when GFE left Sosua and "Sportfucking" took over, the "Old Sosua" was history.

Now we still have a few brothers like Coolie, who know how to hang with girls and have fun in and out of bed. Coolie tries to learn the language, pays fair and offers his time. But Coolie high is from the "Old Sosua". This new breed is of the old Brazil mentality. Stick and move guys. But beware because it is all a setup. The female Mayor is very quiet, the family structure in Sosua is very quiet, and the police are very quiet. Everyone is waiting for bad things to happen so they can justify shutting Sosua down for good as we know it. And guess who is going to get the blame? The brothers.

With some DR chicas you can get away without negotiating price and length of time before hand. Other DR chicas,"Cuanto cuesto? =How much?","Por cuanto tiempo? =For how much time?","Sexo oral sin condon? =Oral sex without condon" are some questions you may want to ask beforehand.

You had sex with the chica, so you would have had to pay her something. So maybe she beat you for 1500 pesos (about $40US). It happens, don't take it personally. Some DR chicas have been tricking since they were 11 years old. Some DR chicas live with or around thug Dominican guys (some Dominican guys have been deported back to DR after serving prison sentences in the US). Some DR chicas will not be afraid of a large African American male. Some DR chicas carry knifes, some have been known to use a caustic acid liquid plumber type liquid on people they don't like.

Generally best not to get the DR police involved in any problems you may have, because the police will be looking for a tip from you, so it may cost you more money and time if you get them involved. If you have any doubts, you can always ask the price beforehand "cuanto cuesta?"

[QUOTE=Navdude; 1190521]So I have a wonderful week in DR. Met beatiful women did alot of excursiions I. E. Horse, diving, duneuggies. My last night I wanted a banger. I run into Patricia (tatted up chick in front of classicos. At first didn't think much of it. Now I know any chick that is kissing all up on you in public after just meeting you is TROUBLE.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0xiV20BkbU[/url]

I thoroughly enjoyed DR even thinking about someday to buy land there. But you are warned. I take this *ag to get dinner in a taxi and back to my place. I start to pound away for 20 or 30 minutes hard like a mutha. She came twice. After 30 minutes she start to get up and leave I say I didn't even come and we agreed to chill the entire time. She says oh you on viagra. I'm fucking 26 * what the fuck I need that for and I know dudes twice my age who don't need it or need to use it to pound a * like you. I'm athletic and built this * starts to say give me all my 300o pesos which to e honest is overpaying by 1500 pesos mind you for any. Makes a scene at the new Garden. I tell the people BAN her or I aint coming back. She said if the water bottle had een glass she would break it over my head. I say go ahead and try it. But in the end it was just better to pay this dumb * her 3000 pesos. Than continue arguing with a fool for 80 dollars I pay that for my sprint bill every month its the principle. I plan on going back to Sosua soon as I can I loved everybody else. Patricica I must have told 10 other guys about her after it happened. I'm black and built and she had the balls to threathen me you might not be so lucky. If she stabs you or worse you've been warned. I'm going back many many times but I will boycott this working girl from Sosua. You cannot miss her she is on youtube I posted the link of her. Trust me she is crazy and I treated with nothing but respect and still paid her her outrageous quote of 3000 pesos. I met an old g I call him who's been going to Sosua for years and told me he would handle her. These working girls don't understand we finance their entire town. Anyways the best revenge is success I'm aout to embark on a wonderful career. She will still be whoring in Sosua in 5 10 20 years. But I will fuck her up in SOSUA. Other than that dam the women and the town as well as the food were asolutely wonderful. I apoligize for any grammatical errors. I tend to messe up when I rant. It had to be said.[/QUOTE]

Navdude, don't listen to the BS these guys are giving you, you did nothing wrong. The truth is, that B*tch is crazy as hell! Patricia probably has the absolute worst reputation in Sosua! Damn near any vet in Sosua will tell you straight up "Stay the hell away from her, she is nothing but trouble!" I have talked to her and I really think she is bi-polar or has some serious mental issues. I know guys who have been with her and then the next day she will tell them that "they used to be married in a former life and that he is her soul mate! She will kill any giorl that she sees him talking to!", all types of crazy shit! I am glad you had a good time down there and that she didn't try to cut you and you didn't have to get the police involved.

I simply wanted to warn anyody willing to listen what do I care if any one still fucks her after my post. And plus I'm well aware I can get stabed or killed by anyone one that's why I cary a 9 mm on me even when I sleep even then you are never safe. I'm not going to argue back and forth you want to listen do so if not go to SOSUA and fuck the crazy ***** when I tourist stabbed by said chica oh well. An I was going to post my good ones with pics and videos. Just don't be on here that often and in the process of leaving. Finally it was simple a gesture to warn anybody that cared to know. Over and out I'm done with the ***** so its your life.

[QUOTE=Navdude;1190521]So I have a wonderful week in DR. Met beatiful women did alot of excursiions I. E. Horse, diving, duneuggies. My last night I wanted a banger. I run into Patricia (tatted up chick in front of classicos. At first didn't think much of it. Now I know any chick that is kissing all up on you in public after just meeting you is TROUBLE.[/QUOTE]Is this the girl?

Sorry for the S H and B's that might be missing from my post LOL. Time for a new laptop. All in all I enjoyed Sosua but lessone learned and I never forget a good lesson. And for whoever thinks I'm wham bam thank you mam. I was with the same chica for the first 5 days of my vacation paid for her food she stayed at my hotel even went on the dunebuggy tour with me. Because I felt we had such great chemistry. I was there a week and got with 3 and half chicks half cause of Patricia. All the other girls were quality I'm not all about quantity. I know may guys go there and boast about smashing 10 girls in a week. That's not me. I'm a disrespectful punk. The old G's on here thank you for your wisdom and support and steering us newbies right. Anyone else seriously this board is meant to speak on experiences pics and maybe warn one another about the bad chicas and even praise the good ones which soon as I find my dam sd card I will post pics of this one girl who sucked me into submission. I was curled up on the corner of the bed like a Fetus. LOL

[QUOTE=Tomjackin;1190695]Is this the girl?[/QUOTE]Yup that's her allright. Tatted all over specially across the chest like a prison inmate.