FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=NookyNinja;1955057]This has gotten unbelievably boring. If you guys want pissing contest, just do it with PMs, or meet up in some parking lot with swords and have real duel.

Let's just move on and start writing public reports useful to others. Jerboa saved the week.[/QUOTE]LOL I love Ninja's sarcastic humor in this forum. Always gives a nice twist to the sometimes boring atmosphere around here. Thank you!

After reading some reports, here is a summary of some good and bad bets in Artemis:

Good bets:

Vanity.

Evan.

Brianna.

Ginger.

Garbiela.

Bad bets:

Samantha.

Jayne.

Kiara.

Feel free to modify / add / remove from the list above and update it whenever needed.

Arrived Berlin on Wednesday for business trip. Want to re-visit Artemis before I leave for Paris on Friday. Around 6 pm I entered club. The LU seemed below of my expectation. There might be 40-60 girls already, but I doubt there is anyone younger than 25 years old. Last time I visited was October 2013. I still remembered the old wonderful time I spent with beautiful Nina (CZ), Leah, De? Alise, De. All three seem not to be here anymore. Even if they were, I don't think I could recognize them immediately.

After finishing mediocre supper, I started to wander to spot girls who could fit my taste. So disappointed! Whole club is full of women with tan and coarse skin and silicone. I had to go to non-smoking basement to have a nap, hoping LU would become better later. I fell asleep and woke up by girls' screams. I looked at my watch, it's almost 9 o'clock. I wasted three hours in club. A brunette approached me, she is a Spanish girl. She told me her name twice, just sound like Brannie. Although she is not the type of girl I prefer, I decided to pick her up. There is no too many selections, at least she is pretty. Service is OK, just OK level. 120 euro, no tip, no repeat.

Standing on the narrow hallway of second floor, I watched girls going up and down for about 15 min. Almost none I want to take. Two Romanian girls came to me, when they realized that I might be an infrequent visitor, they immediately suggested threesome. I refused. They kept bugging me until I said I need to go to restroom. I fled quickly.

I left around 11 pm. To be honest, it was one of the worst my FKK experiences.

[QUOTE=JohnEllee;1955201]There might be 40-60 girls already, but I doubt there is anyone younger than 25 years old.

Whole club is full of women with tan and coarse skin and silicone.

Two Romanian girls came to me, when they realized that I might be an infrequent visitor, they immediately suggested threesome. I refused. They kept bugging me until I said I need to go to restroom. I fled quickly.

To be honest, it was one of the worst my FKK experiences.[/QUOTE]That can't be. According to Suppenhuhn it's the best running club in Germany. LOL.

HB.

There are a few girls younger than 25. Carrie is just 23 I think. Sona also is just 24 I believe. And a few of the romanians (maybe 2 or 3) are 23 or 24 also. Among them that petite half ukrainian girl. But I think the girls below 25 are counted on one hand. Unless some new ones have arrived.

Can I proclaim Artemis to be the top BJ FKK in Germany? I recently revisited after almost two years away and all 4 girls I took provided solid long professional-level BBBJ. Was it just a fluke?

Overall impression: professional but not unfriendly. From the bar staff to the girls, there is a general lack of warmth but they work hard to make you happy: going through the motions with good work ethic. I can confirm that they are mostly 25+ and have been there for years.

I took: girl with frizzy dyed red hair and sillies (Ro, 23); Daphne? With the round Asianish face, red hair and glasses (Ro, 27); Sylvia (Ro, 29) who pushed for threesome with her friend; "Romanian / Russian from Italy" with big sillies (Ro?, 28?) All 30 minute bookings and no major complaints about any of them. I also saw Raissa that I sessioned with last time who didn't remember me at all. She gets clients but walks around with completely dead eyes.

Various observations: good hot showers, good coffee, fairly smokey lounge, decent food (but saw no dessert other than fruit), good rooms mostly with mirrors. Girls approach a fair amount, with a few repeat offenders, but generally accept refusal well. Extras like CIM are 50 e. Still not thrilled about 80 e entry and 60 e session but accessibility of the club is hard to beat.

HB,

You are a clown and confuses different topics. Yes Artemis is the best running Club in Germany with the most guests (about 400-500 every day incl. The girls) and they have queues of woman to work.

And REALLY not every visitor is satisfied with the service and not every girl is the best performer in town. Please go your favorite clubs in Hessen for example World or Oase. There are all People satisfied with every woman.

But you are right that girls in Artemis are a little older than in Hessen clubs. For an old sack like me better. Please tell me about your next Arte visit, maybe we can talk once more and I can help you a little LOL.

[QUOTE=Suppenhuhn;1955417]HB,

You are a clown ...

Please tell me about your next Arte visit, maybe we can talk once more and I can help you a little LOL.[/QUOTE]I know I'm funny. I'll text you if (that's a big if) I visit Artemis again.

HB.

I visited Artemis last Monday 24th October, last time I was there was back in June 2015, I think the place is better now since the raid, it seems to have cleared out a lot of the pushy girls that did not want to be there. I was with 3 girls, all half hour EUR 60 sessions:

Jessy: Romania, Blonde hair, very tall at least 175 cm without heels. Started out in the kino with BBJ which was quite shallow, she wouldn't go deep, then moved to room beside kino for CFS. She asked me to take it slowly, as this was my first session I wanted to take it slowly as was quite sensitive, however I reckon if you wanted to give her a good pounding she wouldn't be up for it. I wouldn't repeat, I don't think she's bitchy but probably quite new at doing this.

Tara: Romania, 24 yrs old, Blonde / Brown hair, about 170 cm tall. Similar to Jessy had BBJ in kino then moved to room next door. Her BBJ was really good, deep throat wet and sloppy just the way I like it. Then some CFS in various positions, she seemed to really like reverse cow girl and looking at me in the mirror. Good session but probably wouldn't repeat as she was a bit business like.

Mandy: Austria, 27 yrs old, very Blonde hair, very white skin, maybe 160 cm tall. Went to room upstairs, started with nice DFK which I never asked for upfront, it just happened and was nice. She asked me to lick her pussy which I did for about 10 minutes, she seemed to really enjoy it, no fake moaning! Then onto BBJ and CFS in various positions, great session. I would definitely repeat with this girl next time I'm in Artemis if she is still there.

[QUOTE=Suppenhuhn;1955417]Artemis is the best running Club in Germany with the most guests (about 400-500 every day incl. The girls) and they have queues of woman to work.[/QUOTE]Best? Best business in Germany?

The club has no real club competition. Easily accessible vis public transport for the quick fly in folks. Berlin has a large tourist attraction and would benefit the club as well.

The only club in the city is doing well business wise is separate from quality of the LU and the avg service level in the club.

If anything alternatives clubs around will competition that would motivate the club to strive to keep competitive. They got no competition.

Not saying competition is always advantageous. Saturation of clubs in the market is disavantageous as well.

The truth of the matter is the De market is saturated with clubs and they get filled with Romies as that's the dominent group. Any other nationalities, most would be on the older age bracket as they are a very small minorities and they get into the industry much less. So looking for younger age bracket, the odds are in favor in the Romanian space.

[QUOTE=PussyLiccker;1955905]Best? Best business in Germany? The club has no real club competition. Easily accessible vis public transport for the quick fly in folks. ... Any other nationalities, most would be on the older age bracket as they are a very small minorities and they get into the industry much less. So looking for younger age bracket, the odds are in favor in the Romanian space.[/QUOTE]Tom Waits, accused of drinking on Fernwood Tonight TV show, said: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

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Ninja hope now that Artemis Sociology week is finally over.

[QUOTE=Mac75;1955833]I visited Artemis last Monday 24th October, last time I was there was back in June 2015, I think the place is better now since the raid, it seems to have cleared out a lot of the pushy girls that did not want to be there. I was with 3 girls, all half hour EUR 60 sessions:

Jessy: Romania, Blonde hair, very tall at least 175 cm without heels. Started out in the kino with BBJ which was quite shallow, she wouldn't go deep, then moved to room beside kino for CFS. She asked me to take it slowly, as this was my first session I wanted to take it slowly as was quite sensitive, however I reckon if you wanted to give her a good pounding she wouldn't be up for it. I wouldn't repeat, I don't think she's bitchy but probably quite new at doing this.

Tara: Romania, 24 yrs old, Blonde / Brown hair, about 170 cm tall. Similar to Jessy had BBJ in kino then moved to room next door. Her BBJ was really good, deep throat wet and sloppy just the way I like it. Then some CFS in various positions, she seemed to really like reverse cow girl and looking at me in the mirror. Good session but probably wouldn't repeat as she was a bit business like..[/QUOTE]I actually agree with you, I was at Art this June and I also found it got better after the raid.

LU was better back in 2010 to 2012 though.

[QUOTE=Troyster;1954355]Any crazy shit happening on Halloween at Artemis? I will be in town Sunday and Monday night. If you have to show up in a costume on Monday I'll pass. Is Sunday a good time to go or is a ghost town (pun intended)?[/QUOTE]Actually I want to know the same thing, so it will be great if anyone can answer that.

Yes, about half the romanian click group had pimps related to, or at least mentionned in accordance with that HA stuff and are now gone (the bad group). No wonder they didn't like it at Artemis. Good riddance as they poisoned the environment. But I also feel sad for them...

[QUOTE=BlackUnknown;1956110]Actually I want to know the same thing, so it will be great if anyone can answer that.[/QUOTE]Will be chilled Sunday, slow Monday. Girls maybe dressed up for Halloween fun but will be low key and not crowded, possibly (likely) very quiet.

No costume required but if you feel ambitious, come as a Hollow Weenie. Or even better, come dressed as Romanian Pimp, in keeping with our thread obsessions. Cheap accessories, see here for inspirational ideas:

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I am in Berlin Sun and Mon so I decided to check it out this evening. Arrived around 8:25 pm and it was busy, not crowded, but busy. Paid my 80, got the rundown, put on my robe, and went straight to the bar for a Diet Coke. I don't drink so I was sipping on Diet Coke all night. Overall, Artemis is similar to other large clubs I have been to around the world. Difference is this. In other clubs (Dubai, Buenos Aires, São Paulo) everyone has clothes on. Artemis, ladies are full nude and dudes walk around with towels or robes. Some wear a small piece of fabric as an accessory but there will nothing left to the imagination here, which I liked.

I was able to find a comfy seat on a sofa by the bar. It seemed there were packs of ladies that hung out on the left side, I went right. I wanted to plant my ass and check out the situation. In short, it was girls on parade, every shape and size. Lots of smoke, which I don't like but bonus is your clothes don't wreak when you leave because your clothes are in a locker. Big plus for me. There definitely seemed to be some veterans there, guys who knew certain girls and talked to them often. And you could see some clicks with the girls as well. I must of had newbie written on my face because in the first 30-min I was approached by 3 sets of friends who offered double trouble. One blond pair from Moldova (don't remember names), one dark pair from Turkey (Melissa and Shayla), which turned into threesome offer later with their other Turkish friend Sheila. Sheila was cute, didn't care for the others. And I don't remember where the third set were from. I politely declined all of them and they were cool. I ran into the Turkish Trio multiple times and we joked around a bit. I ended up going with 2 ladies tonight. One bad, one great. A learning experience for sure.

Brianna: Spanish from Valencia. I speak Spanish and she spoke really good Spanish so if she was faking it she was good. This was my mistake. I was getting a bit jumpy as I had been there for almost an hour and hadn't moved on anyone. Plenty of offers, but I wasn't taking. Brianna was what I call a strobe light honey. Looked good in the bar but not in the room. She did have an incredible ass but that was all that tickled my fancy. I know I could have ended it before we started but I just wanted to get that first one out of the way. And it was quick. After quite a cleaning process (which I don't mind), she went right in for a BBJ. Didn't even ask about a condom. Caught me off guard a bit but I let it go. It didn't last long. From there she put on a jimmy and rode me until I unloaded. Again, lasted about 15-20 minutes. Biggest turn off for me was her teeth. I notice teeth but didn't notice hers until The room and they were struggling. She was pretty mechanical and fake. Would I return to Brianna. Only if it was for ass play only (so nice and tight).

Amy: German from Stuttgart living in Berlin for a while now. We hit it off right from the start. She caught my eye while she was at the bar and she came and joined me on the couch. We talked for about 10 minutes, got to know each other a bit. The chemistry was ten times what it was with Brianna. Not exactly my type but I didn't care because of the connection. Best sex I've had in a long time. Interestingly, she also had quite a cleaning routine and then also jumped right into a very good BBJ. Since I had already unloaded once this was better. And she did a great job. After that she put the jimmy on me and rode me for a bit and then I finished in doggy, which she liked, and so did I. Would I see her again, yep, without hesitation.

Both girls offered extras, CIM and anal for extra, as well as extra time. Overall, I loved Artemis. Might be back tomorrow night. There were some real lookers and some that were not my taste. Seemed to be a good number of girls and guys. In fact, had to wait for a room on my second round. Girls said it was a normal Sunday night. Plenty of room to move and lots of options. And all the girls I met and talked to were cool. Some left quick when they could tell I wasn't interested but that seems logical to me. If your looking for a payday you should move on. Met girls from Germany, Spain, Moldolvia, Dominican Republic, and the former Eastern Block. Everyone was super nice. Didn't try the food. Maybe next time.